Chapter 3: One Minute Is Enough!
Chapter 3: One Minute Is Enough!
Tang Song's words were extremely high-pitched. Everyone present heard it, and they all cast strange eyes.
"Oh, there are so many flying cows, why are they all foaming at the mouth and dying?"
Tang Song spoke again.
The meaning of Tang and Song Dynasty words is that a pig can also hear it, and suddenly Liu Kairui's fans began to attack him.
"Who's that guy?"
"Damn, I'm sick!"
"Little, dare to mock the idol in my heart, you've lived enough!"
Tang Song was not intimidated by the momentum in front of him, on the contrary, his eyes were like swords, glaring at those who had been deceived, and he said coldly: "Upstart in the poetry world? Genius poet? Hehe......"
Faced with this sudden scene, the female reporter was immediately happy, and it seemed that she was expected to be promoted and raised.
"Sir, listening to your words, it seems that you have a deep meaning? Can you make that clear? The female reporter began to interview Tang and Songlai. She knew that the more messy the water, the better it would be for her. It is best if the person in front of you accuses Liu Kairui of plagiarism, then such a big news will inevitably make headlines. When the time comes, banknotes - bills ......
At this moment, Liu Kairui smiled and spoke, "My old classmate, I haven't seen you for a long time, you are changing every second!" ”
Everyone couldn't help but be shocked when they heard this.
"Old classmates? What's the situation? He turned out to be a classmate of a genius poet? ”
"I understand, it must be his own classmate who became famous, and he was jealous in his heart, so he began to talk nonsense."
"Dear, people rely on talent to eat, can you rely on jealousy to eat, you have the ability to surpass others."
When Liu Kairui heard these discussions, he couldn't be more proud. The yellow-haired woman standing next to him finally spoke,
"Little, don't think that you have any heart, we don't know. Don't you just want to be famous? Do you think we will all believe your shameless behavior? ”
"If you pee standing up, then speak with facts, and if you have the ability, you can also write a few famous poems. Otherwise, hmph, those of us who are full of righteousness, will not let you leave unharmed. ”
Under the encouragement of the yellow-haired woman, those fans began to gear up, looking like they were going to flatten Tang and Song into meat paste.
Seeing this scene, Liu Kairui coughed dryly twice, and those fans stopped talking and looked at him.
"Old classmate, let's do it, in order to calm the anger in everyone's hearts, why don't you give everyone a poem on the spot, let us see your talent, how about it?"
Suddenly, the onlookers began to talk again.
"Oh my God, Liu Shiren is too literate, if this matter had been replaced by me, he would have started beating people a long time ago."
"Damn, if this kid can write poetry, Lao Tzu will never in the future!"
"That's right, if he can write it, then Lao Tzu will directly wipe his neck and commit suicide."
"Lao Tzu jumped off the building!"
"Lao Tzu directly cut off the small-chicken-chicken!"
“……”
What kind of heart does Liu Kai Ruian have, Tang Song naturally knows. Any poet creates a work, it is immersive and feeling, and it is hard to find. And to compose poetry under such mixed conditions, unless it is a genius at the level of the sky.
However, this is not a problem at all for Tang and Song!
He smiled coldly, and under the questioning and contemptuous eyes of everyone, he spoke,
"Genius poet, listen to the meaning of your words, I have to come to a song?" On this day, the word genius, Tang and Song bit extremely hard.
Liu Kairui raised his head and was silent, and the corners of his mouth were already filled with a sneer.
He has already made up his mind, that is, to take this opportunity to improve his lofty image, and at the same time, with the help of reporters from the media and fans, Tang Song, a thorn in his side, will be discredited, and he will no longer have a foothold in the magic capital.
Liu Kairui didn't speak, but the yellow-haired woman next to him spoke, "What's the matter, scared?" Hmph, though, it's late! ”
"Damn, if you kid can't get it, I'll you!"
"Get ready for chrysanthemums, Lao Tzu is already hungry and thirsty!"
"If you can't write it, if you get out of this door, Lao Tzu will let you go to the hospital!"
“……”
At such an exciting moment, the female reporter came forward again.
"Sir, it may not be realistic for you to write a poem in such a short time, so let's do it, two sentences, I will call the shots once, two sentences, just two sentences. What do you think? ”
"Give you ten minutes, if you can't write it, you will bear the consequences!" The yellow-haired woman threatened.
"Now start the clock!"
“……”
Tang Song deliberately made a very frightened look, "Ten minutes? Yes! ”
The female reporter hurriedly came out again to play the round and said, "Well, let's do it, half an hour, what does Mr. Tang think?" ”
Tang Song said: "You are mistaken. I misunderstood what I meant. ”
The female journalist was blinded.
What's going on?
At this time, Tang Song continued, "One minute is enough!" ”
When the female reporter heard this, she dropped her chin directly, arrogant, too arrogant!
The yellow-haired woman laughed even more, as if she had heard the funniest joke in the world.
The onlookers cast a tide of murderous eyes.
"It's too crazy!"
"Ah, ignoring our existence?"
"Damn, I can't stand it, flatten him!"
"Flat now!"
"If you don't want to be splashed with blood, go aside!"
"Rush!"
“……”
This kid is the rhythm of death, and in that case, let it be perfected. Liu Kairui glanced at the yellow-haired woman, and the implication was to let her take the lead.
At this point, the scene was already chaotic. At this moment, a voice rang out.
"I will be useful for genius, and I will come back when my daughter is gone!"
Everyone was surprised when they heard this.
"This ......"
"This can't be, it must have been plagiarized from somewhere!"
"That's right, just like him, how could he write such domineering verses."
"Look it up online and see who the original author is?"
"Well, what's going on, it's not on the Internet!"
"I'm going to go, God code situation, could it be that he really wrote it?" As soon as this person said this, he immediately denied himself, "Impossible, absolutely impossible!" ”
Liu Kairui was stunned in place. He even had a premonition that he couldn't write such a poem at all, and a few modern poems were fine. Ancient poems, that is absolutely not the slightest hope......
"Poet Liu, Poet Liu, what's wrong with you? Where is it uncomfortable? The female reporter stared at Liu Kairui and called him several times.
Liu Kairui, who came back to his senses, nodded, "It's indeed a little uncomfortable." Even a ghost wouldn't believe that.
"Genius poet, since your fans are so enthusiastic, why do you have to express it, at least have to have one, right?" Tang Song glared at Liu Kairui and said word by word.
Silent, Liu Kairui was silent and did not answer.
The atmosphere suddenly became weird.
"What's the situation?"
"What else could it be? Liu Shiren has to think about it. ”
"Yes, Liu Shiren must be thinking about the whole poem and want to surprise everyone!"
"Liu Shiren, we will top you!"
"We believe in you!"
"Rolling all over the ground in anticipation!"
"Come on, come on!"
"Everyone applauded and gave Liu Shiren some encouragement!" “……”
Minutes and seconds passed.
At this time, everyone's eyes were staring at Liu Kairui.
At the beginning, Liu Kairui's fans were full of admiration. Three minutes later, the eyes of several people had become confused.
Five minutes later, there was a commotion.
Ten minutes later, many people were already talking in low voices.
Just imagine, a little-known villain, in less than a minute, directly chanted two famous poems that have no one before or after - I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when she is gone.
However, this genius poet in the eyes of everyone was stunned on the spot.
And, the expression is extremely weird.
What's the situation?
What happened to Liu Shiren?
Could it be that Liu Shiren's aunt is here?
Put your mother's fart, Liu Shiren is a man, how can there be a big aunt!
Tang Song snorted coldly, coughed dryly twice, and suddenly no one spoke anymore, and the atmosphere became extremely quiet,
"I said Liu Da Poet, are you talking?"
If gaze can kill, then Liu Kairui's gaze is enough to kill Tang and Song hundreds of times.
"Since the genius poet still needs time, then I will write this poem in its entirety!"
So, Tang Song took a deep breath, slowly closed his eyes, and began to recite:
"Near Wine"
"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns!"
As soon as this sentence came out, everyone's mouths suddenly opened wide, and their faces were full of surprise. Such verses, he actually came casually?
"You don't see, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk!"
As soon as this sentence came out, some people began to look at Tang and Song with a master-level gaze.
Where did he come from? From which school did you graduate from, and who are the teachers? Such a work is simply a masterpiece!
"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon!"
“……”
After the recitation of a poem "Near Wine", everyone was immersed in the artistic conception of the Tang and Song Dynasty recitations. Even the female reporter and the yellow-haired woman stood there with fixed expressions.
However, for all this, Tang Song naturally won't care about it.
He turned his head to look at Liu Kairui, smiled coldly, and said, "Genius poet, hehe, that's it!" ”
Immediately, he walked away.