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Early the next morning, Lu Yang came to Zhang Jia's shop again as promised, and saw that Yang Defu's Fu shop opposite had already opened at this time, and was looking at himself with hatred, Lu Yang glanced at the pets in his store at random, all of them were alive and well, and at this time, there were also guests shopping in twos and threes, this Yang Defu was still somewhat capable.

Lu Yang ignored Yang Defu, went straight to Zhang Jia's door, and knocked on the door.

"Who?" A lazy voice came, and then the door opened, revealing Zhang Jia's mature and delicate face, I saw that she was wearing a white suspender pajamas, with a pair of bare feet, looking at Lu Yang in front of her in surprise, remembering that when she woke up in the morning, she looked naked, her face couldn't help but turn red, and she glared at Lu Yang, "Lu Yang, last night, you took off my clothes, right?" ”

Lu Yang looked embarrassed, scratched his head, and said with a dry smile: "That... That, yesterday you drank too much and vomited all over the dirt, I can't let you just sleep like that, so I'll take it off for you! ”

Zhang Jia suddenly leaned in front of Lu Yang's face and asked with a smile, "Is it?" I just took off my clothes and didn't do anything else, right? ”

Lu Yang hurriedly raised his hands and made a surrender form, "Absolutely not, I'll take off your clothes and go home!" ”

"Really?" Zhang Jia glanced at Lu Yang with strange eyes, "Then why did I see a white, paste-like thing on the wall of the toilet?" ”

"This ......" Lu Yang heard this, his face was embarrassed, and he kept scolding himself in his heart, Nima, I'm really pig-brained, I didn't wash the wall after the plane was finished, this matter about the dignity of men, Lu Yang couldn't admit it even when he was killed, "How do I know this?" Really! Hurry up and get dressed, let's go downstairs and open the door for business! "Personally enter the alphabet website: heiyaП. You can watch the new chapter

"What's the business? My little things have only recovered for this time, don't open the door, get sick again!! Zhang Jia shook her head and didn't plan to open a store.

"Don't worry, I promise there will be no problem! Sister Zhang, do you know? Last night, the Yang Defu opposite you was actually squatting downstairs under you, if I hadn't run into me to send you back, I wouldn't have done anything to that guy! Lu Yang suddenly remembered this stubble and said.

"What? And what's going on? That disgusting guy, it's annoying! If I hadn't been reluctant to give up this façade, I would have wanted to move a long time ago! Zhang Jia had a headache for the fat man who was still unsettled, and his tone did not hide his disgust for him.

Seeing that Zhang Jia still didn't want to change her clothes, Lu Yang looked condescendingly at the neckline of her pajamas, and pretended to squint: "Sister Zhang, if you don't change your clothes again, then I'll change them for you, anyway, I've seen it all, and it doesn't matter if I look at it again!" ”

Zhang Jia glanced at Lu Yang charmingly, unconsciously clenched her chest, and took a sip, "you, little ruffian!" After speaking, he turned around and ran into the bedroom, closed the door tightly, and looked at Lu Yang for a while.

Ten minutes later, Zhang Jia came out of the bedroom neatly dressed and said angrily to Lu Yang: "Let's go!" ”

"Where's Xiaoya? Leave her alone? ”

"She still has to sleep in, don't worry about her, she will come to me herself when she gets up!" Zhang Jia waved her hand, Lu Yang saw her say this, so she didn't think about it anymore, the two walked downstairs together, and Zhang Jia opened the door of the store with the encouragement of Lu Yang's eyes.

Yang Defu on the other side, seeing that Zhang Jia had actually opened, a hint of conspiracy appeared on the corner of his mouth, okay, let's open, let's open, as long as you open for one more day, the faster you will die!

Lu Yang checked it carefully, didn't find anything suspicious, looked at the various pet dogs in the cage, and began to communicate with them.

"What were you doing in those few days? Eating the wrong thing? ”

A Bichon Terrier barked a few times, "We haven't eaten anything in the past few days, but there is a strange smell, and when we smell it, we are tired and have no interest in anything!" ”

A poodle also barked a few times, "Yes, I remember very clearly, that thing seems to be floating from outside, that is, the fat pig on the other side put a stove outside our store, and the smell wafted into the store!" ”

…… The strange communication scene between Lu Yang and these pet dogs made Zhang Jiamei's eyes look at each other, and she exclaimed in her heart, what's wrong with this world? Is Lu Yang, this kid stupid to read? She was really drunk even talking to these animals!

Five minutes later, Lu Yang figured out the reason for the matter, turned his head and said to Zhang Jia: "Sister Zhang, I found the reason, it is the ghost of Yang Defu on the other side, he emitted a kind of smoke that makes people sleepy by burning a chemical, this smoke has no effect on people, but it has an effect on animals!" That's how your little things are plotted! ”

"These conclusions are the result of the communication you just made with them?" Zhang Jia looked at Lu Yang strangely and felt that all this was too fantastical.

"yes!" Lu Yang was afraid that Zhang Jia wouldn't believe it, so he retorted, "During this time, I can already roughly understand their language!" Don't believe it, I've been interested in biology since I was a child! ”

As Lu Yang spoke, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Yang Defu carrying a stove, walking in his direction, and whispered in Zhang Jia's ear: "Sister Zhang, have you seen it?" The fat dead man brought the stove over again, and put it under the big tree outside our shop! ”

Zhang Jia looked at Lu Yang's eyes, and sure enough, he found that Yang Defu was sneaky, just put the stove under the big tree outside, and then put down a high-frequency fan outside his own store, blowing at Zhang Jia's shop.

"See? Brother, I didn't lie to you, did I? There's definitely something wrong with that stove! ”

"Shameless! The old lady is going to find him! The question that had plagued Zhang Jia for a long time finally found the answer at this moment, and the anger that had been accumulated in her heart for a long time exploded in an instant, and she was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves and was about to go over to find Yang Defu theory.

Lu Yang quickly grabbed Zhang Jia and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, see how I clean him up!" Let's get the fans out of the store first! Don't let the smoke come in! ”

"Good!" Zhang Jia nodded, turned around and went to the store to find a fan.

At this time, several customers walked into Yang Defu's store, Lu Yang suddenly had a bad idea, turned around and shouted to Zhang Jia who had just put the fan on, "Sister Zhang, let's go to the dead fat man's store to have a look!" ”

"What are you doing in his shop? Don't go! ”

"Hehe, I'll take you to watch a good show!" Lu Yang smiled mysteriously, looking at Zhang Jia's eyes, she knew that Lu Yang probably had a bad idea.

Out of trust in Lu Yang, Zhang Jia still honestly followed behind Lu Yang and walked into the Fu store opposite.

"Yohe, why did Boss Zhang come to my shop? Say it earlier, I'll be waiting, you see, as soon as you come, my store will be full of light! Yang Defu looked at Zhang Jia and the two in surprise, and said teasingly, looking at Zhang Jia with a pair of colored eyes very dishonestly, and stayed on the pair of towers on her chest for a long time.

Zhang Jia felt Yang Defu's sloppy and uncomfortable gaze, subconsciously blocked his hands in front of his chest, hid behind Lu Yang, and whispered behind him: "This fat man is so sexy, the old lady wants to flatten him!" ”

"Don't worry, watch the show!" Lu Yang took a deep breath, looked at Yang Defu who was confused, and scolded in his heart, laugh, laugh, Lao Tzu will not laugh when he looks at you for a while?

A couple of guests who looked like a couple were taking a teddy dog out of the cage at this time, and the female guest happily hugged Teddy to her chest, stroked its soft hair, and said to her boyfriend with a smile: "Honey, this teddy is very cute, we want this, right?" ”

The boyfriend nodded, "It's all up to you, if you like it, let's buy it!" ”

Seeing this, Lu Yang suddenly had a bad idea in his mind, and gave a very obscene instruction to this teddy dog, "Go, lick it for me!" ”

As soon as Lu Yang's order was given, the teddy dog suddenly seemed to be nervous, with a big mouth and a tongue through the clothes, licking the female guest's chest.

"Ahh The female guest was struck by lightning, her whole body suddenly became weak, her hands were loosened, and the teddy dog fell from her hand, with peach blossoms in her eyes, and glared at the teddy dog fiercely, "This is a colored dog!" ”

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, it may be a coincidence, let's change to another one!" Her boyfriend didn't care either, and it was a funny vignette.

"yes, yes, it's just pet dogs, what can they understand?" Yang Defu was also playing a round next to him, and he was so angry that he threw the teddy dog back into the cage.

"You can't say that, as the saying goes, what kind of owner there is, what kind of dog there is! Obviously, the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked! Lu Yang suddenly sneered.

"You... You'd better not talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for slander and damage the reputation of my store! Believe it or not? Yang Defu angrily pointed at Lu Yang and threatened, Lu Yang shrugged his shoulders and stopped talking.

"Alright, take out this corgi and take a look!" The female guests no longer cared, and Yang Defu took out the corgi from the cage and put it in the arms of the female guests.

"Ah!!h

The female guest exclaimed again, she didn't expect this corgi to be the same as the teddy dog just now, looking at the two saliva stains on her chest, she trembled with anger.

"This ...... What the is going on? Yang Defu felt that today's events were too weird, and he didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly ran to the couple, kept nodding and apologizing.

"Humph! Let's go, change to the next shop, the dogs in this store are too sexy!! The place where her boyfriend frequented every day was licked by two dogs, and he was like swallowing a lump of poop at this time, and his heart was so aggrieved that he looked at the female guests with a hint of disgust.

Lu Yang suddenly rubbed Zhang Jia and made a color at her, the latter understood, and then came back to his senses, hurriedly ran to the couple, and said with a smile: "Since you don't like this store, then go to my store to have a look, I guarantee that these pet dogs are very qualified, and there will be no situation like just now!" ”

"That's it, that's it, let's go to this beauty's shop and have a look!" Zhang Jia's beautiful face and tall figure made the male guests feel comfortable and agreed to Zhang Jia's request.

Yang Defu on the side saw that his heart was full of anger, stopped in front of Zhang Jia, pointed at her, and scolded: "You stinky biao, you actually ran to my store to solicit customers!" You must have done that!! I don't care, you have to compensate me for my losses! ”

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