Chapter 181: Drunk
Lu Xuanying was very unconvinced in her heart, although her head was dizzy, but she said toughly: "At the foot of the Great Wilderness, no one has ever been able to drink me!"
Li Tong said with a smile: "It's a pity that there is wine but no meat, just like a general without soldiers, he can't win a battle! ”
Lu Xuanying smiled and said: "You are a person, if you want to eat meat, you just say it, why bother so many reasons." After that, he beckoned to the shopkeeper, "Shopkeeper, roast a whole sheep!"
Li Tong smiled: "Roast the whole sheep? He drank half of the wine in his hand, and then said with a smile: "Girl, I have eaten and drunk, and I haven't asked your name yet?"
Lu Xuanying smiled slightly, couldn't help but think about it and then said, "My surname is Lu." Li Tong raised his eyebrows and said "oh", but he didn't say anything.
When the shopkeeper saw that the God of Wealth had come, he hurriedly asked everyone to hurry up. After a while, a fragrant roasted whole sheep was lifted on the table, Lu Xuanying tore a piece casually, and praised it in her mouth: "This roast sheep is different from my family, it is crispy in bite, glutinous and soft, less smelly, and more sweet." ”
The shopkeeper said with a smile: "What the guest officer said is right, when roasting the sheep, different heats, smeared with different oils of chickens, ducks, pigs and cows, and the belly of the sheep is also filled with 12 flavors of preserved fruits such as bayberry, longan, apricot, and dried peaches. ”
Lu Xuanying was surprised: "It's so exquisite?"
Li Tong ripped off a leg of mutton, chewed and said: "It's still a woman's tongue that is dexterous, well, Taoists can't eat these doorways." ”
Between the two talking and laughing, they drank all the altars. Litong held the wine in his left hand, ate the meat with his right hand, rose and fell from the left and the right, and the right rose and fell, drank all the five jars of wine, and the meat was also eaten ninety percent of the nine. Seeing this, Lu Xuanying was unconvinced, so she drank up the two jars of aged wine, her cheeks were like fire for a while, Sakura did not smile with affection, and her eyes were looking forward to all kinds of affection.
At this moment, I suddenly heard a shout from outside the door, and more than a dozen Taoists rushed in directly, each holding a sword and a club. The first was an old Taoist with a very serious face, and when he saw such a situation in the store, he was even more angry and trembling, holding a killing rod to point out and scolding: "You miscellaneous hair, when I saw you placing an order, I knew that it was not good, and you stole the bronze bell in the temple." Not to mention, you even drink wine and eat meat with women, we are all supernatural masters in the view, and we don't care about worldly things, but you are contaminated with red dust, causing cause and effect. ”
The shopkeeper recognized this person as the master of the cold mountain peak, and hurriedly stepped forward, but before he could justify, he was slapped to the ground by the old Taoist and reprimanded loudly: "You are also ridiculous! When you see the bronze bell in my view, why don't you report it, but sell it to him to eat, so that my Sanqing patriarch will be ashamed?"
Li Tong avoided the situation and stood up, and the Daoists brandished knives, guns and sticks, and surrounded the Li Tong people. Li Tong smiled and said: "Lord, you have a mouthful of three clears, do you know where the three clearings are?"
The viewer was stunned by his question, and then said sharply: "There is a god three feet above your head, and Sanqing is watching you above your head at this moment! If Sanqing is angry, it will lead to a thunderbolt of the nine heavens, splitting your stubborn heart, and making it difficult for you to cause and effect." ”
Li Tong sneered: "I see that you are an elm pimple, don't open your mind!"
The viewer said angrily: "It's just strong words, nonsense!"
Ricton laughed and asked, "Can't you see?"
The viewer frowned in confusion and asked, "What?"
Li Tong pointed to the tip of his nose, and then smiled: "You can't think of it, right?"
The viewer was stunned again, and asked anxiously, "What is it?"
Li Tong looked up to the sky and laughed: "There is Pangu first, and then there is the sky, Lao Jun is in front of Pangu, and the three of them kneel in front of Hongjun Gate, and I am evergreen in the world." These twenty-eight words, like the sound of a bronze bell, are deafening, and the words are heart-wrenching. The viewer seemed to have been slapped with a dull stick, and was stunned, and then said angrily: "What a Taoist, you dare to talk nonsense! You stole the bronze bell, cheated to eat and drink, what face do you have to claim that you are comparable to Hongjun Ancestor, and survive in this world?"
Li Tong laughed, stretched out his black iron rod, picked up the bronze bell, put it on his shoulder, and then strode out the door. The two Taoists swung their sticks to hit, and the wooden sticks hit Li Tong's body, and they were immediately broken into four. Li Tong said loudly: "I stole the heart of heaven and earth, and obtained the three Qingdao law chiefs, I am free and free, who cares about the short and long of the world!" Then he raised his stick and rang the giant bell, and with a "buzz" sound, a momentum emanated, and the shocked people flew out upside down. Just look at Litong looking up to the sky and laughing, and the bell laughter is corresponding, like an angry dragon soaring into the sky, and then left.
The Taoists followed and chased out, and Li Tong walked like the wind, and the speed was extremely fast, and he was already out of sight in an instant. The contemplator pondered the words of reason, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
All the Taoists only said that the main thing was to snatch back the bronze bell, and they also held sticks and chased after them. Seeing that the old Taoist was gone, Li Qian stood up, walked in front of Lu Xuanying, and said coldly: "The helper you found is gone!"
Lu Xuanying held her cheek with one hand, listened to him, and didn't look up. Li Qian looked down on herself, waved her hand and said, "Talking to you! Why don't you ignore people?"
Li Qian pressed on Lu Xuanying's shoulder, and Lu Xuanying stumbled, almost fell, raised his head, his eyes were drunk, his face was like a peach blossom, he twisted his waist and stood up, and muttered: "Xiao ...... You ...... Little pervert...... Well...... You...... Are you going to die?"
Li Qianyi frowned, reached out and grabbed the girl's right arm. He calculated clearly that there were six or seven follow-up moves for this capture, and Lu Xuanying must have nowhere to escape. Unexpectedly, as soon as you grasp it, there are infinite changes below, and none of them can be changed. He couldn't help but be stunned, and then felt that Lu Xuanying fell into his arms, Li Qian was afraid that she would cheat, and was eager to dodge, who knew that Lu Xuanying's body was as soft as a light flocculent, greasy, sticking to his chest, and not moving at all.
Li Qian suddenly felt that his face was hot, and hurriedly pushed Lu Xuanying, and said, "You thief girl, what's wrong? Hurry up, our accounts haven't been settled yet! Hey, did you hear it? Huh! You really slept......
Regardless of Li Qian's constant scolding, Lu Xuanying just lay in his arms, her cheeks were red, her eyes were closed, her eyelashes were long and thick, and there was a little sorrow between her eyebrows.