Chapter 477: Ease of Poverty
"Step southwest, open and close!" Lin Bai frowned, his expression was extremely solemn, and after shouting loudly at the two of them, he quickly turned around the direction he was walking and strode away in the southwest direction
The southwest direction is the same as the previous east, and there is also a cluster of big thorns on the ground, and the spikes are still extremely sharp! Seeing this, Fu Chengguang only thought that it was exactly the same as before, and without any hesitation, he threw himself into the thorn bushes, Lin Bai stretched out his hand to pull it, but it was too late!
After this cargo was penetrated, a howl like killing a pig suddenly sounded, and after Lin Bai carefully took Liao Manyun around the thorn bush, he almost didn't laugh out loud when he saw Fu Chengguang's appearance. I saw that this guy was covered with thorny spikes, and there were blood marks everywhere, like a porcupine that had just lost a battle!
Time is pressing, and the directions of the eight gates in the Zhuge Bagua Array may change at any time, so there can be no delay! Lin Bai glanced around, and said in a deep voice: "Due north, open the door and get some life!" ”
Hearing his words, Fu Chengguang couldn't care about the pain on his body, and hurriedly walked over, but this time he learned to be obedient, and instead of rushing forward as sharply as before, he stretched out his hand to touch it first. However, before he stretched out his hand, Lin Bai's big foot had already kicked his ass, and now the situation has changed in an instant, where can he dare to let this guy delay like this!
Suddenly, a cool night breeze blew in the direction of the ridge towards a few people. And after the last step, they felt that the ground under their feet was completely different from before, and there was no slimy sticky foot feeling, but instead that real feeling of being down-to-earth.
"What the fuck is going on? Obviously, it was okay before, why did you have to pierce the spikes all at once for the second time! Fu Chengguang also got up from the ground, grinning and reaching out to pull out the spikes on his body, while muttering there.
Lin Bai looked at his appearance and chuckled: "Zhuge Bagua Array is like this, the virtual is real, the virtual is real, the virtual is real, and the real is virtual." Otherwise, illusion alone wouldn't have fooled so many of us! ”
"Anyway, I finally escaped! It's a pity, but the whereabouts of the goods were lost! Liao Manyun sighed, and after glancing at the depths of the gloomy northern foot of Lishan Mountain, he said with regret.
"There will be opportunities in the future, and it will be a day like today!" Lin Bai stretched out his hand and rubbed his nose, and was about to say a few more words to comfort Liao Manyun, but he suddenly turned around and said in a deep voice towards the gloomy woods in front of him: "What person? Come out! ”
As soon as the words fell, Fu Chengguang turned over and got up from the ground, hurriedly hid behind Lin Bai, and looked in the direction that Lin Bai was staring at, but after a long time, he didn't notice any movement, and couldn't help frowning and looking at Lin Bai and wondering: "Is it that you kid is dazzled?" Where is there anyone in this place? ”
"Come out, don't hide, I already feel your breath!" Lin Bai didn't pay attention to him, and went deep into the woods, still saying in a deep voice: "If you don't come out again, don't blame me for being rude!" ”
"I spared you people once, and now you dare to come back?!" After the words fell, a gloomy voice came from the woods, and continued: "Trespassing on the forbidden area of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor is a capital crime, and you want to be polite to us, you are tired of living, right?" ”
Although these words were full of momentum, the inexplicable Lin Bai, Liao Manyun and Fu Chengguang couldn't help but want to laugh. Just because the words that came from the woods were spoken in authentic Shaanxi dialect, one bite at a time, it is not reminiscent of a certain inn drama that swept the north and south of the country in the past two years.
After hearing Suosuo's voice, a bright light suddenly flashed in the woods in the distance, and out of it came a big fat man, whose body was full of drooping fat, and he was as happy as he could be. If there is any film director now, he will definitely be able to make this product the king of comedy of the new generation, just this face, without saying anything, the audience below will laugh!
"I have already let you people go before, and warned you that the mausoleum of the First Emperor is not to enter, why do you still have to come here if you don't change?!" The middle-aged fat man swept the faces of Lin Bai and the others with an electric light in his hand, and reprimanded him sharply.
Hearing this, Lin Bai was confused and didn't know why. The three of them easily walked out of this Zhuge gossip array, why did this middle-aged fat man say that he had been here before?!
"You are the keeper of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor?" Looking at the appearance of the middle-aged man, Lin Bai thought for a moment, then arched his fist at him, and said softly: "A few juniors were trapped on the mountain before, and they just got out of trouble and walked to this place unintentionally, I really don't understand what you said seniors, we have already come here once!" ”
"Exactly, I am the sixtieth generation of His Majesty the First Emperor's mausoleum keeper!" When the middle-aged fat man heard Lin Bai's words, he couldn't help but show some arrogance on his face, straightened his chest and abdomen, and made a majestic appearance, but it was a pity that the figure of this product was too fat, and it didn't look majestic, but it was a little funny.
In fact, the so-called mausoleum keepers are some people who help others guard the mausoleum. Often, the royal family appointed a good cronie to issue an edict for their children and grandchildren to guard their tombs from tomb robbers!
As far as Lin Bai knows, in Changling and Dingling, which have been opened to the outside world today, there are also such mausoleum guards. But now they have been co-opted by the government authorities, and after the tourists have dispersed at night, they are uniformed and armed and stationed in the depths of the mountains and forests to protect the safety of these ancient imperial tombs.
In fact, it can also be said that the existence of the mausoleum keeper is the best embodiment of the word 'Xinyi' in the Chinese national tradition. It is just an edict, but no matter how many years the dynasty has risen and fallen, and no matter what kind of major events have happened, the descendants of these mausoleum keepers will guard the vicinity of the imperial mausoleum, and the generations will be endless, until death!
"Is this really your first time coming to Lishan?" After listening to Lin Bai's words, the middle-aged fat man narrowed his eyes, which were not too big, and scanned the faces of several people tightly, as if he wanted to see some clues!
Seeing this, Liao Manyun hurriedly said: "We are some travelers who like to explore at the bottom of the mountain, after going up the mountain in the afternoon, there was something wrong with the team, we have been wandering around in the mountains, and now we have found a way out!" ”
"You save us, take us back to where we live, and send us down the mountain tomorrow!" Seeing this, Fu Chengguang looked at the middle-aged fat man and hurriedly begged for help: "It's better to get us something to eat, and when you go down the mountain tomorrow, I'll send you a check, and you can go to the bank to exchange any number you write on it!" ”
"Dinner, send you down the mountain!" The middle-aged fat man waved his hand, and then showed a look of disgust on his face, looked at Fu Chengguang and said: "You melon baby is very cowardly, Lao Tzu is the mausoleum keeper ordered by His Majesty the First Emperor, and he can still be greedy for your money, if I am short of money, those tomb robbers who have gone up the mountain in the past few years have already entered our house with gold ten thousand taels!" ”
Lin Bai couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly when he heard this, what this fat man said was indeed true. The Mausoleum of the First Emperor was planned by Prime Minister Li Si and built by the general Zhang Han, which took 38 years, and even the most famous pyramid in Egypt was not as long as it was!
There is such a record in the "Historical Records": the first emperor ascended the throne at the beginning, wore the Lishan Mountain, and merged the world, the world sent more than 700,000 people, wore three springs, and the copper was buried and the coffin was completed, and the palace was full of strange and strange artifacts. Let the craftsman make a crossbow arrow, and shoot those who are close. With mercury as the rivers and seas, the machine is instilled, with astronomy and geography. With mermaid paste as a candle, the one who will not be extinguished will last for a long time.
Qin Shi Huang was the first emperor of China to complete the unification, after sweeping the six countries, but also the six countries for many years of savings looted out, you can imagine what an amazing amount of cultural relics in his tomb!
To say that the most familiar with the Mausoleum of the First Emperor is not those so-called archaeological experts, nor those senior tomb robbers, but these mausoleum keepers who have been inherited for thousands of years. With such conditions, how could those tomb robbers who coveted the Mausoleum of the First Emperor not flock to the tomb as the fat man said, holding huge checks in their hands, asking for them to show them the way.
This middle-aged fat man is the same as his temperament, he is a cheerful and neat person, probably after listening to Lin Bai and their words, he didn't embarrass them anymore, and led them back to where he lived.
Different from what Lin Bai and the others imagined, the house where the mausoleum keeper lived was neither a compound nor a square, but a simple thatched house, with no other furnishings in the house except for the usual necessities.
"Your First Emperor His Majesty has left you such a big task, why didn't you leave more money for your juniors, so that your life can be better!" After Fu Chengguang entered the thatched house, he made a sound and teased the fat man.
Lin Bai glared at him when he heard this, then looked at the fat man and said, "Senior, I'm really embarrassed!" This kid is spoiled at home, and he doesn't speak through his brain, don't take it to heart! ”
"If I had been angry after listening to a few words from this melon baby, I wouldn't have been angry a long time ago!" The fat man grabbed a handful of straw from the ground casually, then stuffed it into the earthen stove on one side, took out the fire and lit it, and chuckled: "Shouling is not looking at the park, I can't tell when I will die, so those decorations and the like are useless here!" And after so many years, we are all used to it! ”
Hearing this, Lin Bai couldn't help but be in awe again. Inheriting the thousand-year-old legacy, silently guarding the imperial tomb, not seeking a stitch and a thread, and being poor, this aura alone far surpasses countless people in the world!
"There's nothing to entertain guests at home, so please have some coarse tea and light rice!" After the middle-aged man burned the fire, he turned his head to look at Lin Bai and the others, and said with a simple smile.
The middle-aged man said that it was coarse tea and light rice, but in fact, Lin Bai and the others could see that this was probably the top specification he could use when greeting guests. Scrambled eggs with toon, cold fungus, stir-fried pheasant, and he also found a bottle of old wine from under the cabinet. The people in the mountains are like this, they are pure and kind-minded, they are not enemies, they are friends, and friends must be very attentive.
"These things are all produced in Lishan, I'm afraid you can't eat them if you want to eat them outside, you guys came by coincidence, I just went to the southern foot of the mountain yesterday to pick these toon buds! If you come two days later, the buds will grow into leaves, and it won't taste good! After pouring a glass of wine for each of the three of them, the fat man said with a smile.
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