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Cheng Yunhai got off the bus, ran back to school, and was about to step into the door of the front hall of the teaching building, when he found someone hiding behind the door. Sure enough, as soon as he stretched out his foot, a man jumped out from behind the door. Cheng Yunhai jumped back nervously, stood still and looked at it, it turned out to be Wu Yugang, a daredevil.

"People are scary, scared to death, what are you doing here?" Cheng Yunhai pretended to be frightened and asked him angrily.

"I'm waiting for you! Hey, don't rush up. Cheng Yunhai looked at his hippie smiling face, ignored him and wanted to go upstairs, Wu Yugang hurriedly grabbed his arm, "Ah, why do you have electricity on you?" ”

"Be careful in the future, I have a lot of static electricity on my body, beware of hurting you." Cheng Yunhai looked at Wu Yugang rubbing his hands in pain, and took the opportunity to warn him, "Say, what are you standing here for?" ”

"I'm really waiting for you!" Wu Yugang rubbed his hands and looked at him suspiciously, "The eldest principal, the second principal, and Mrs. Song are all waiting for you in the classroom, let me come out to find you." ”

"Oh, what are you looking for me?" Cheng Yunhai looked at him, a little unconvinced, could it be that Li Yuhao took any action?

"The principal said, let's have two student representatives in our class, and we won't be able to attend Chinese classes in three or four classes, so let's go to see Old Man Gao with them. The squad leader, their boys and girls, are naturally afraid of affecting their grades and find reasons not to go. I couldn't let students who weren't very good at studying go, so I signed up. I don't know why, Mrs. Song called your name, are you willing to go? Wu Yugang looked at him anxiously, "Why don't you go too!" Accompany me to see, unlucky old man, see how miserable he is, hehe. ”

"I'm definitely going, I'm all named!" Cheng Yunhai said angrily, thinking to himself, Mrs. Song and Old Man Gao seem to be waiting to know how the fast food on the list is prepared.

Wu Yugang followed Cheng Yunhai and went upstairs one after the other, and Mrs. Song was actually waiting at the door. Mrs. Song is the teaching director of the first year of high school, so she naturally does not usually have contact with Cheng Yunhai, but she can come up with such a reason. Mrs. Song waited for Cheng Yunhai to approach, winked at him, and whispered, "Yunhai, what are you running around between classes, don't take time to read more books!" When the college entrance examination is over, it will be too late. Your teacher Gao is recuperating in the hospital, and he is still reading how you are doing with your homework. ”

"Oh, you have to tell Lao Gao, don't be too tired, when you get well, no matter how busy you are, you won't have problems with their class in the college entrance examination next year." The principal happened to come out of the classroom, and when he heard Mrs. Song talking about homework, he hurriedly expressed his attitude in a concerned tone.

Subsequently, the second principal and the head of the second and third grades of high school all walked out of the classroom. "Okay, boss, everyone is here, let's go!" The second principal is now in his Chinese New Year's Eve, and he is already grinning and has always spoken loudly. I was just promoted from the director of education to the vice principal last year, and at this age, I got mixed into this position, and I didn't want to go to the bureau, so I basically went to the sky. The second principal is now out of work, responsible for all the chores that the president does not interfere in, inside and outside the school, busy every day, but also live happily. This person has a good mentality, and in school, there have always been no taboos about speaking, calling, and doing things.

Cheng Yunhai quietly went back while they were talking, took out a thin notebook from the desk, sandwiched the bill of lading in the notebook, and put it in his arms. When I came out, Wu Yugang was still outside the classroom, and everyone else had walked away. The two men trotted a few steps, followed these old things with fat brains, got on the 12-seater school bus, and drove towards the hospital.

"Old Song! Lao Gao hasn't been at home for the past two days, and no one knocks on your door at night, right? There was nothing to do in the car, and the second principal teased Mrs. Song.

Mrs. Song, who was almost fifty years old, didn't expect the second principal to make a joke about her, and some didn't understand the situation, "No?" Who goes? ”

"Director Li didn't go?" Looking at Director Li, a sophomore sitting in the corner, a tall and thin middle-aged man, the second principal said with a dry smile, "Director Li's family is in the countryside, and there are special needs that need to be met at night, Director Song, you know." Since Lao Gao has no appetite these days, he can't throw it away. If Director Li knocks on your door, you ......"

"I'm going to die, there's a student here." Mrs. Song blushed.

"Principal Yu, you too, don't talk nonsense! Director Song is a good comrade. "The principal belongs to the type of little daughter-in-law who has worked hard for many years to become in-laws, and she has been working for almost 20 years, and she did not become a full-time job until she reached the age of 50. After years of hard work, he has developed an old bureaucratic style of being cautious and following the rules in everything. Now, listening to his official words, he seems to be relieving Mrs. Song, "Everyone knows that Director Song has left a key for you Principal Yu all these years." It's been useless for a few years, I'm afraid it's rusty, right? "I didn't expect the Grand Principal to turn around and attack the Second Principal.

"What a mess, you two. Wait for Lao Gao, see if I don't tell him, go clean up after you! Mrs. Song blushed and scolded with a smile.

"Team Leader Gao is afraid that he has no strength, he has been dried by Director Song in the past few years, and it is useless to tell him, so he can only be in a hurry." Director Li, who was sitting in the corner, was not willing to be lonely. Director Li was promoted from an ordinary teacher to a grade director, and he spoke softly and did not dare to provoke right and wrong easily. But on this occasion today, everyone is looking for Mrs. Song's fun, and if you don't say anything, I'm afraid it's a little out of place.

"Team Leader Gao is not in a hurry, if he is in a hurry, you see Director Wang is in a hurry, and he is so angry that he can't speak." The second principal was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he saw Director Wang, who was in the third year of high school, sitting in the co-pilot's seat, not speaking, and immediately going to provoke him.

Director Wang is the director of the third year of high school, with a heavy workload and heavy burden, and he has to go through the purgatory of the college entrance examination every year, and the bonus is directly proportional to the admission rate. Even when eating, I was thinking about how to ensure the admission rate, and when Old Man Gao entered the hospital, he was most worried about him. As soon as he got in the car, Director Wang ran to the co-pilot's seat, avoiding everyone, frowning, thinking about his own thoughts, and just fitting the joke of the second principal. Hearing the second principal laughing at him, he quickly turned his head and said, "I can't do it either, I can't get up, come on!" Three horses, four horses, I can't see it when I sit in front, and I don't tell Lao Gao, you play, you play! ”

Several men in the car laughed, regardless of what Mrs. Song was muttering. Mrs. Song didn't know why, her legs were entangled for a while, and then separated for a while. went back and forth so many times, and in the eyes of several men, he laughed even more. Cheng Yunhai and Wu Yugang were a little dumbfounded, looked at each other, and then lowered their heads and smiled secretly.

After laughing, the people in the car looked out the window with their hearts in their hearts, and no one spoke. Old man Gao is said to live in the anorectal department of the central hospital, the school and the central hospital are not far apart, and the car is not too big for a while.

The car was about to enter the gate of the hospital, and the second principal shouted, "Boss, just go in like this, can Director Song be happy?" Isn't there a prelude? The pun made Mrs. Song blush.

"Yes, Principal Yu, you are responsible, go down and buy some condolences and pick some of Lao Gao's favorite food." The Grand Chancellor knew he had been negligent. Immediately made a statement.

There are everything sold around the hospital, such as pigeon soup and sea cucumber pot, as for simple flowers and fruits, there are even two funeral supply stores that provide services to send people back to the West. The second principal got out of the car, and he didn't go far, but he picked up fruit at a roadside stall. In less than five minutes, a fruit basket is ready, and the stall owner provides a complete packaging service, and it will be decorated in a few moments. A settlement, two hundred yuan and seven corners. The second principal did his best to bargain with the stall owner, and after more than ten minutes, he finally cut off the seven dimes and took away an apple from others, bagging, red, and red Fuji in Yantai, Shandong.

After getting into the car, he didn't bother to close the door, so the second principal tore off the apple's bag, wiped the rag on the car three or two times, lifted the straight suit top, and revealed the various keychains pinned to his waist, and there was actually a delicate fruit knife in it. With a large string of keys, the second principal still flew like a knife, and with three clicks and two clicks, he cut the apple into neat eight pieces, and together with the driver and students, each of them was divided into pieces, saying that it was to moisten his throat.

What a role model in a special group!