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At more than seven o'clock in the morning, Yu Jie was sent away, and Cheng Yunhai bought it and rushed to the dormitory early. The three lazy worms really hadn't gotten up yet, and no matter how much fanfare he opened the door, no one paid attention to him, and no one answered no matter how he greeted him. After thinking about it, Cheng Yunhai put down his black hand with a wicked smile, opened the two windows, and threw the quilt off his bed one by one. The door was wide open, and although it was not the cold season, it would be uncomfortable to have a lot of ventilation in the room in the morning. The three of them insisted at first, and after a while, they began to tremble and scold!

Cheng Yunhai stood at the door and said to the corridor, "Teacher Yuwen, are you here?" You go to the dormitories first, we haven't washed yet, so we'll get up right away. "Looking at his appearance, I really can't guess whether it's true or not. The three guys were a little weak-hearted, so they crawled out of bed and got dressed in two clicks. When they get dressed and go out, there is no shadow of a counselor?!

Zhang Liang and Wu Yugang were originally planning to get up, but they found that they had been tricked out of bed in advance, so they went to wash up with a smile. Liang Qing seemed to be very in bed, and when he saw that he had been deceived, he was a little angry and jumped over to beat him. Cheng Yunhai was caught off guard and hit on the shoulder by him, but before he could react, he heard him scream strangely, clenched his fist, leaned against the wall tremblingly, and asked with an open mouth, "What do you have?" ”

Wu Yugang came over to take a look when he heard the sound, and couldn't help but smile when he saw the appearance of the two of them, "What's wrong Liang Qing?" Do you dare to try Cheng Gongzi's kung fu? He has a personal protection, and he was electrocuted, right? Alright, alright, hurry up and wash up! After speaking, he patted Liang Qing on the shoulder and went out. Yun Hai didn't explain, turned around and went to clean up his bed.

Zhang Liang had finished washing up and happened to come back from the bathroom, looking at Liang Qing still standing at the door, looking at him strangely, "Liang Qing, what's wrong, you haven't woken up yet, standing up to sleep?" Wu Yugang's explanation was making Liang Qing wonder, Zhang Liang asked, and casually said what was in his heart, "Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai?" Mighty Invincible Chastity Belt? No way? ”

"I've watched too many AV movies, right? Lustful pigs, what kind of mess? Zhang Liang scolded with a smile, and gave Liang Qing's head a ruthless chestnut. Wu Yugang was already laughing in the bathroom, and it seemed that this guy had finally found a fellow believer. Cheng Yunhai also smiled, admiring this guy's imagination ability.

A few people ate and cleaned up early, and class time came. Rushed to the gymnasium, there were already thousands of people concentrated in the gym, and it felt a little crowded when I entered the door, but it may be that the class guide was already in place, and so many people did not seem crowded and chaotic. The four of them searched for a while before they found the mechanical manufacturing class.

"The classmates in our class are really united, you see, less than half of the other classes have come, and we are basically together." Wu Yugang stood still and sighed, and the class guide here picked up the words, "Isn't it, it's just four of your classmates in the 202 dormitory!" After speaking, the class guide turned to the whole class, "Everyone, pay attention, our whole class is here, now everyone is lining up to follow me to lead the outfit." ”

As soon as the class guide turned around, Liang Qing picked up the conversation, "These pig brothers are so positive, isn't it because our class guide is beautiful, are there other classes?" Unfortunately, the class guide heard it, and after instructing his classmates, he turned his head and stared at him until he lowered his head.

Here Wu Yugang is still continuing to play, "This is not an exaggeration, the class guides of other majors are either dinosaurs, or masters, and they are not handsome." However, it is no wonder that the gentlemen are handsome or not, all in self-confidence, there was once a philosopher who summed it up like this: first-class students go to school to open a company, second-rate graduates are specially supplied, third-rate applicants apply for their own jobs, fourth-rate stay in school and other opportunities, and the last class takes the postgraduate examination to bet on youth. It's all fourth-rate, where there is any self-confidence, it will definitely not be handsome. ”

Obviously, after hearing Wu Yugang's arguments, Yuwen, who was walking next to the team in front, finally couldn't help but smile down, quickly raised his head, walked more briskly, and walked forward with his head held high.

"Hey, three, I guess Sister Yuwen is still waiting for her." Liang Qing, who had eaten turtles just now, didn't dare to say it out loud this time, so he covered his mouth exaggeratedly and announced in a low voice.

Zhang Liang couldn't help it, and patted him on the shoulder, "Young man, you have a chance, go up in the face of difficulties, be brave in shame, know that there are tigers in the mountains, and prefer to go to the tiger mountains, buddy, be brave, we support you!" After speaking, looking at Cheng Yunhai and Wu Yugang, I couldn't help laughing.

Maybe it was because he saw that everyone was looking at him, maybe it was because he was unconscious, Liang Qing scratched his head embarrassedly, but Wu Yugang didn't care about his feelings at all, "What Brother Liang said makes sense, A-Qing, you have to be brave!" If you don't understand anything, ask the boss, Cheng Gongzi is a model of teacher-student love, learn more, yes" Before the words were finished, the person had already been kicked out and sat on the ground far away.

Zhang Liang, Liang Qing and several classmates who walked behind stood there in some surprise, looking at Cheng Yunhai. Wu Yugang got up with difficulty, limped over slowly, and was still muttering in his mouth, "Boss, I know that you don't need to pick up girls, and you don't have to pay attention to your image, but you don't have to be so violent!" What an impact on our brotherly feelings! ”

"Really? You guy still understands brotherly feelings, who betrayed me just now? You give me to walk upright, see if you pretend again" Cheng Yunhai went up and kicked again, Wu Yugang had already dodged and jumped away, and there were traces of limping in Lisuo's figure.

The team continued to march, and Han Qing quietly approached Wu Yugang, stopping him and pulling him behind the team, "Brother Gang, you and Brother Hai seem to be very good at kung fu?" ”

"We all learn taekwondo, so naturally you can learn it a few times!" Wu Yugang seemed to have seized the opportunity, "The boss is not only high in martial arts, but also has higher kung fu in pickling girls, the boss's wife is a teacher in our high school, that skill, that posture, Xiao Hui glanced at it the day before yesterday, and was stunned on the spot, and it is estimated that he is still in the hospital." ”

"Oh, teacher? Isn't that old? It can't be shabu-shabu, right? At first, Liang Qing's eyes were full of admiration, but when he heard Xiao Hui described by Wu Yugang, he felt that it was not credible, so he laughed.

Wu Yugang came back last night, and the three of them, plus Zhang Lei, went out for a small gathering to celebrate Wu Yugang's safe return. Inevitably, Wu Yugang and Zhang Lei mentioned the thrilling process the night before.

When it comes to dealing with more than a dozen gangsters by one person, and even seriously injuring several of them, Wu Yugang is naturally full of energy. Seeing that Zhang Lei's eyes were full of love, and her mouth continued to echo, Liang Qing and Zhang Liang immediately admired Wu Yugang's skills. In order to impress the two of them, this guy even jumped up and made a fancy pose. However, there was no mention of Cheng Yunhai and his wife being present, and as for how Xiao Hui was injured, the two of them passed by vaguely. Now that it was Cheng Yunhai's wife, she was fascinated by Xiao Hui on the spot, and Liang Qing naturally didn't believe it.

Maybe Wu Yugang was originally teasing him, and he didn't explain, and followed the team in a few steps. Liang Qing looked at him, and then at Cheng Yunhai and Zhang Liang who were walking behind the team, seemed to shake their heads and followed.

Compared with Wu Yugang's vivid spirit, Xiao Hui, who was motionless on the hospital bed, was already like ashes.

If everything were to be repeated, Xiao Hui would never take out his gun again that night, and it was indeed reckless to deal with these little characters. At that time, he just couldn't accept the fact that good women were all occupied by men. The moment he saw Yu Jie, a heartfelt desire ignited in his heart, eager to pay homage to the holy jade girl who was close at hand.

However, the truth is cruel, and he soon discovers that this heart-shaking girl is also Wu Yugang's horse. Moreover, as soon as she came, Wu Yugang, who had been barely breathing, actually regained his fighting spirit, and killed a thug again a few minutes later, making him feel that the end of his success was near, and he did a stupid thing when he was impulsive, and took out a gun of unknown origin.

Something even stranger happened, at that moment, a feeling of severe pain permeated his whole body, his limbs instantly lost the strength to support him, and his body fell heavily backwards to the ground, his eyes could no longer close, looking at the night sky hopelessly. He could still hear the thugs around him, like sacks full of pork, falling one after another.

Until he was sent to the hospital and inexplicably diagnosed as a vegetative person, he didn't know what was wrong with him, his whole body was extremely weak, and he couldn't even move his eyelids. At first, he panicked, thinking that he would become a walking corpse from now on, spending the rest of his life in bed, and slowly weeping at the sound of his parents' cries.

Later, although he was a little unwilling and wanted to take revenge, but now that he has even become a luxury, what else can he do?