Chapter Eighty-Seven: Your Hairstyle Is So Chic?

Chapter Eighty-Seven: Your Hairstyle Is So Chic?

Since the eccentric man has many quirks. The wine and meat monk in this firewood room, in Tang Song's opinion, is the strangest weirdo he has met so far.

Walk with wolves, in addition to danger, you can also dance together.

Walking with sheep, in addition to combing wool, you can also soak the shepherdess.

However, if you walk with a strange man, you will either conquer him with your powerful intelligence, or you will become as strange as him, or you will only be crushed by him.

In Tang Song's view, it is no problem to deceive this wine and meat monk, but the problem is that the force value of this product is too perverted.

What if one of his tendons is twitched and he doesn't want to do anything?

At this time, the wine and meat monk was thinking about his words, and at this time, the absolute force was the best time to escape. Otherwise, there will be no such shop after this village.

However, what Tang Song never expected was that as soon as he pushed the door open, he was about to run wildly when he bumped into a person's arms.

There is no expected wall of flesh buffer.

There is no aroma as expected.

There are no imaginary tender-white thighs!

thought it was a chance encounter, but Tang Song never expected that he would have a close encounter with a bald head.

What a cheat!

Damn it, he even smiled at himself. Laugh at your sister, you are so proud after eating Lao Tzu's tofu, you think you are tofu Shih Tzu!

"Well, brother, your hairstyle is so chic, isn't it? In which barbershop did you get a haircut? Tang Song blinked, couldn't control his curiosity, and touched it with his left hand, feeling that it was not smooth at all.

"Donor!" Master Yiqing bowed down and gave a deep salute.

As soon as Master Qing lowered his head like this, Tang Song was suddenly stunned. This guy even has a ring scar on his bald head - I wiped it, could it be that he is the legendary abbot?

Damn, tease the abbot by yourself, this is simply - the rhythm of death. Not to mention anything else, just give yourself a palm, it is estimated that you will have to lie down for half your life, and you will still be a vegetative person!

Run!

This word instantly popped up in Tang Song's mind.

"Brother, the master inside is pregnant!" When these words came out, Tang Song almost laughed out loud.

Damn, what's wrong with my mouth, can I say this?

However, at the same time as the thunder fell on himself, the bald head was obviously also thundered.

Then, taking the opportunity, Tang and Song escaped with a girl.

Looking at the way Tang Song fled, Master Yiqing smiled faintly and muttered in his mouth-pregnant? Can a man get pregnant?

In the firewood room, the wine and meat monk was still thinking about Tang and Song's words. However, after seeing Master Yiqing, he immediately showed displeasure.

After putting away his thoughts, the wine and meat monk said coldly, "What are you doing here?" ”

Monk Yiqing nodded, cut straight to the point and asked, "Wine and meat, who is he?" ”

The wine and meat monk immediately showed a proud look and said, "My apprentice! Immediately, in order not to show the flaws, he picked up a jar of wine and drank it with a clatter.

"Are you in vain??" Master Yiqing smiled heartily.

"Laughing bird! I tell you, I don't fight with you for the abbotship, nor with you for the flowers and trees in this temple, hmph, but if you beat me up for the idea of a disciple, I will- until you regret it! ”

For everything in this firewood room, Tang Song naturally didn't know.

After a trot, Tang Song thought that he was out of danger, so he hurriedly stopped and gasped for breath.

However, at this moment, Tang Song suddenly moved his left ear - there was a sound of footsteps!

I wiped it, don't be so joking, Lao Tzu even used his strength to breastfeed, and he chased after him so quickly!

To be honest, it's not that Tang Song doesn't want to run, it's not that he can't run anymore!

Blast it, little universe!

"Tang Song, is that you?"

Tang Song was stunned, huh? How is a woman's voice? Still so familiar?

It's her!

Murong Shuying!

At this moment, Tang and Song were like seeing relatives, and their eyes were full of happiness.

You must know that this Murong Shuying is a national college student taekwondo champion, and his force value is also - carrying!

"Are you sent by the Buddha to protect me?"

Murong Shuying was stunned for a moment, how long has it been since he saw him, and his brain has become a mess?

Sent by the Buddha to protect you? By the way, are you familiar with the Buddha?

……

The Buddha Light Hall is the place where the Master of Yiqing talks to people about the Buddha fighting words every time.

At this moment, many famous calligraphers have appeared in front of the palace. Because the Sima family will send people to come every year, especially in recent years, Sima Wen, the head of the Sima family, often attends, so that those who want to hug the thighs of the Sima family, but are suffering from no way, have sharpened their heads and want to enter the Temple of Mercy and Grace, just to be able to hug the thighs of the big family.

Of course, the appearance of the demon son Cheng Mubai in the past two years has also caused countless people who want to hug the thighs of the Cheng family.

With the sound of a bell, the exciting moment finally arrived. It's just that, so far, the ten people who went in, Dafan came out in a minute or so.

Just by looking at his expression, he knew that he had lost.

"These people don't pee and take pictures, they dare to fight with Master Yiqing, it's really sadistic!"

"That's it! I want to defeat a clear mage, and then become famous in one fell swoop, what an international joke! What a genius you are! ”

"Oh, look, isn't that who?"

"That's Wen Junjie, vice president of the Demon Capital Calligraphy Association!"

"Could it be that he's next?"

"Oh my God, he's amazing, he became the vice president of the Calligraphy Association at the age of 24, and he was praised by Master Yiqing last year. This year, it will definitely bring us surprises! ”

"President Wen, come on!"

I don't know who roared like this, and suddenly dozens of people screamed.

At this time, in a corner, a thin monkey-like man was looking at each other coldly and muttering,

"I said Murong Shuying, what are you always moving, blocking me, yes, that's the angle!" Tang Song hid behind Murong Shuying, he was afraid - one was afraid that the wine and meat monk would beat him violently, and the other was afraid that the abbot brother would give him a palm.

"What are you afraid of? Hiding behind me, like what? ”

Murong Shuying is very unaccustomed to having a man behind him, what if he has any crooked thoughts?

However, at this time, Murong Shuying's eyes suddenly became weird.

Because, he saw a figure walking towards him.

"We're finally meeting again!" Wen Junjie stood in front of Murong Shuying and said very gentlemanly.

Everyone was shocked when they saw this scene.

"What's the situation?"

"What is the origin of that woman?"

"Is it President Wen's girlfriend? I went to go, and this time, my sister didn't have a chance. ”

In the eyes of others, this Wen Junjie is a new star wrapped in countless balls of light. However, in Murong Shuying's opinion, it was not pleasing to the eye, she rolled her eyelids, and said pretendedly,

"Sir, I think you've mistaken someone, right?"

The president of the calligraphy association, who wanted to be dignified, took the initiative to greet her. And in front of so many celebrities. She didn't even give face.

I rubbed it!

"Who are you?"

Well?

How is a man's voice? Wen Junjie was stunned for a moment, and then saw a face that he couldn't forget. Tang Song's figure was like a ghost, strangely appearing from behind Murong Shuying.

"It's you!"

Wen Junjie's eyes showed an unfriendly look.

"Your sister! When you see a beautiful woman, you want to talk, and when you see a handsome guy, you also talk to a handsome guy, what kind of fetish do you have, is it a demon or a shemale! ”

Although Tang Song's voice was not very loud, everyone present still heard it.

I'm going to go, who's this guy? Dare to talk to President Wen like this, have you lived enough?

Grass, look for death! Where did this come from? What qualities? President Wen, don't answer this kind of grandson, drop the price!

A middle-aged man in the distance was looking at Tang and Song with a strange gaze at this time. He is the master invited by the Sima family that Cheng Gongzi said? So young? Moreover, it is still so unqualified? Hmph, it seems to be a two-five-eyed! Xiao Wen was enough to deal with him.

It seems that my yellow scarf, I should go and take a rest, recuperate first, and finally win over the Qing mage, and get the seven-star inkstone in my hands.

Thinking of this, the yellow turban immediately turned and left.

Although Wen Junjie was furious in his heart, he did not get angry for the sake of his image, on the contrary, he smiled at Murong Shuying, and the implication was obvious, I will prove everything with facts.

In the end, when he turned around, this Wen Junjie even glanced at Tang and Song, and the implication was obvious-your death is decided!

You glance at me with your eyes, and I scold you with my mouth!

"You're dead, your family is dead!" Tang Song said indignantly.

Under the gaze of everyone, Wen Junjie entered the Buddha Light Hall.

As the door of the temple closed, everyone outside looked at the thin monkey hiding behind the woman with a strange look.

"They're all looking at you!" Murong Shuying said.

Tang Song retorted, "Wrong, it's them looking at you." I wonder if you're wearing a bra today? ”