Chapter 16: Captain, Don't Shoot!
Generally, when encountering robbers, most of them are not shocked, and their faces are not good-looking, after all, who would want to encounter such an unfortunate thing when they are out of the house, but Derek has a look of nostalgia on his face.
Speaking of dealing with robbers, Derek is very experienced, in his previous life, when he was young, Derek's family lived near the train station, and friends with certain social experience know that in the past, when the security was not perfect, the railway station of a city was often the entire rivers and lakes.
The kidnappers who sell children, the crooks who are out of the blue, and the dumbfounders who dare to rob with a switchblade, and, of course, the policeman uncle who fights crime.
When ordinary people encounter robbers, there are nothing more than three reactions, the first is of course to decisively admit cowardice, and then cooperate with the work, if the other party happens to be in a good mood, then it can probably escape a catastrophe, at most it can be regarded as a ruin of wealth and disaster.
Second, if you usually have the habit of fitness, or have confidence in your physical strength, you can turn your head and run, according to the experience of Derek's previous life, as long as you maintain the level of high school graduation physical education passing, there is a high probability that you will be fine, which shows how important it is to practice sports well.
The third is that there are always some fierce people who directly copy the guy at hand and get on, Derek had a neighbor who was a physical education teacher in his previous life, and he encountered a robbery in a small alley, and immediately picked up the shot put he had just purchased for the school and smashed the robber with a broken rib, and as a result, he was taken to the bureau and posted 2,000 yuan to others for medical expenses.
Of course, the above content is an ordinary person, and there is an unusual situation, I remember that when Derek was in elementary school, there were always some bastards in the high school next door, so he found a secluded path near the school to find someone to collect "protection money", and occasionally met a big child in a compound, so he could only be embarrassed to waive the protection fee, and asked Derek to go back and not sue his parents.
I forgot to say that the above two are the same person, the strange people in the compound of the Railway Bureau, who lived a bastard life for more than ten years, until one day, somehow, suddenly changed his mind, returned to school to repeat, and was admitted to a normal school that year, and began to be a teacher.
Seeing that Derry was stunned and didn't know what to think, and sat motionless in the car, Miss Lina was about to get out of the car and send the stupid thief away from nowhere, but was pulled by Derek who came back to his senses.
"Let me do it. Derek said with interest, and Miss Lina nodded obediently and got into the carriage.
"Be careful~"
Derek looked at the shadowy figure in the forest beside the road out of the corner of his eye, and a smile curled up at the corner of his mouth, it seems that the group of knights was robbed, this is obviously not an ordinary group of goblins.
Generally, whether the goblin is hunting or fighting, he has never played any tactics or anything like that, relying on his strong fertility, he rushes up as if he doesn't have a brain, he fights if he can, and he scatters in a hurry if he can't beat it, and he runs all over the ground, and it's too late to catch it.
Speaking of which, this is another important difference between goblins and goblins, goblins are not worth mentioning at all except for their special ability to live, while goblins are born with a calm and clear mind, so they can become the best alchemists on the continent.
Since the crossing, Derek has been idle in the royal capital every day, and he is about to rust, and he has not encountered anything interesting for a long time, and teaching the princess to beat the children is at most half a piece.
"Where did the stupid thief dare to rob my territory? Derek jumped out of the carriage, pretending to be menacing, and pulled off the mage's robes, flicked them twice in his hand, and tossed them aside by inertia.
Coincidentally, it happened to be thrown on the side of the forest where there were human figures. Even Harry, who had just woken up and was peeking out of the car window, didn't notice that Derek's spatial ring flashed in a flash, and there seemed to be something more in the rolled clothes.
Derek used his staff in one hand and rushed slightly in the other, and was about to rush up and catch the goblin who was used as bait first, but the swaggering goblin quickly retreated as if he had seen something terrible.
"Wait, who are you?" asked the goblin aloud as he ducked back behind a tree.
"What? Do you have any discounts for robbing according to your title?" Derek chuckled, keeping an eye out for the other goblins in ambush in the woods as he slowly approached the trees where the bait was hiding.
"Are you Count Derek Rose?" the goblin probe hiding behind the tree glanced at the coat of arms on the carriage, then quickly retracted and asked uncertainly.
Da Da Da ~ Derek fired a point, and three bullets hit the ground behind the tree trunk, leaving three bullet holes with green smoke, cut, not hit.
It seems that marksmanship has regressed lately.
"I'm Derek Ross, what's the matter? The reputation of the Rose family has even been heard of by goblins?" Derek asked with some amusement, looking at this goblin is not simple, but he actually knows the family crest of the Rose family, which is interesting.
Derek didn't expect that the goblin would hear that he had reported his home, so he threw away his weapon and stood up with his hands raised.
"Captain, don't shoot! "Captain, don't shoot! " The goblin jumped out from behind the tree and ran towards Derek, who knows if he was too excited or something, he tripped over a branch and rolled directly to Derek's feet.
"Huh, who is with you, who is your own person, are you Chen Peisi?" Derek stepped on the back of the goblin, what? I am still Zhu Shimao? Then do you ask the Imperial Army to bring you a message for you?
I'm so witty~
Who knew that the goblin did not play according to the routine: "No, young master, it is me, your loyal servant Fermi." ”
"What? I don't have this sentence in the script~" Derek's mind is a little messy? Why, isn't this a sketch?
"Young Master, I'm Fermi, the craftsman of the Rose Workshop, the one who sent you the letter, and you praised me for the accuracy of my cannon last time, young master, have you forgotten?" said the goblin with his head tilted, pitifully.
When did I hire a goblin? Derek was a little confused, and to be honest, even though he had been here for some time, he was still a little face blind sometimes.
Of course, it's not the kind of face blindness of a certain boss, and the beautiful Derek of his maid sister can still see it, but when facing his own goblin craftsman, he often can't tell who is who.
Please, they all have long pointed ears and hooked noses, how do I know who is who? So, Derek made a badge for each goblin, which was called a gift to them, and moved the goblin craftsmen to tears, but in fact, they were afraid that they would be sad if they confessed their mistakes.
Yes, goblins are all glass-hearted, more fragile than a little princess, and often cry to death when reading a novel.
"Femi, why are you here, didn't Boss Zulu let you deliver the letter?" asked Harry, leaning out of the carriage.