"Hey, bro, after tonight, you'll be a celebrity tomorrow!" Lu Yang suddenly felt someone tap him on the shoulder, turned his head and saw that a boy who was more obscene, fat, and also carrying a big bag was looking at him eagerly, looking at his smile like a flower, I didn't know, I thought the two were very familiar.

"What? Celebrity? Why？ Lu Yang looked at this lewd man blankly, without the slightest awareness of being a celebrity.

"If you don't believe it, you'll find out tomorrow!" The lewd man looked unfathomable and smiled silently.

Lu Yang walked to the dormitory building, and was about to push open the door of the dormitory at No. 205 at this time, when he suddenly sneezed, touched his head, and began to wonder, who misses me? casually looked back and found that the lewd man was still following him, "Dude, which one are you playing?" Stalking me and following me to the dorm? ”

"Brother... Who's following you... This is also my dorm! The lewd man smiled wryly and raised the dormitory allocation notice in his hand towards Lu Yang, "205... That's right! ”

As soon as he pushed the door open, there were already two benevolent brothers who were packing their luggage, and when they saw the comer, they all stopped their movements and greeted Zhou Qingyu enthusiastically, and one of them, five big men with three thick tigers and bears, rushed over directly and gave Lu Yang a bear hug, suffocating him for a while.

Lu Yang pushed the big man away, and took a step back nervously, the big man was about to step forward again, so frightened that Lu Yang hurriedly raised his hand and shouted with a bitter face: "Big brother, don't come here!" I'm not good at that! It's true! "Kneel and beg for a hundred black * rock * cabinets

When the big man heard this, he stopped his body rushing forward, lowered his hand in a sneer, and began to be embarrassed.

When another brother heard this, he smiled bitterly, and sure enough!

"Two brothers, you have finally arrived! We're all in our dormitory! Come, introduce myself, my name is He Jian, from Dongshan, born in April 1996! A well-proportioned brother stood up and introduced himself enthusiastically.

"My name is Wang Shu! From HLJ, a typical Northeast man, you must call me when you fight in the future, and I will definitely help you settle it! Oh, I forgot to mention that I jumped out of my mother's womb in January 1995! At this time, the big man who gave Lu Yang a bear hug just now stood up and said with a big grin.

When the other three heard this, they looked at Wang Shu strangely, didn't you pop out of your mother's womb, maybe you still popped out of the stone? This guy has a brain shortage! Look at Wang Shu's burly figure again, just this body, don't fight? Blind to the good body given by my parents!

"I, from Sujiang, was born in August 1995, and my name is a bit vulgar, called Qian Wan! No way, when my father gave birth to me, in order to beg for good luck and earn more money, I listened to the nonsense of a Taoist priest who didn't know where to come out, and actually gave me such a broken name! Qian Wan is the lewd man who came in with Lu Yang, Lu Yang looked at his conversation and demeanor, and he was like two people with his previous performance.

"Hey! My name is Lu Yang, born in November 1994, I crawled out of a ravine, and my parents are a landlord! Now my mother has died! Hehe, to put it bluntly, I am the son of a landlord! Lu Yang shrugged his shoulders and briefly introduced himself.

"Good! Now start ranking, Lu Yang ranks first, and the boss deserves it! Wang Shu, naturally he is the second! I'm the third child, and He Jian, the little white face, is naturally the oldest! Qian Wan clapped his hands, and in this way, he set a ranking for the male animals in dormitory 205.

"Uh...... ? Dick? The second Wang Shu pointed at himself, looking helpless.

"Hey, no way! Second, you just accept your fate! He Jian walked over, patted Wang Shu on the shoulder sympathetically, and then shook his head and walked away.

He Jian and Qian Wan also looked at him sympathetically at this time, and they laughed heartlessly for a long time.

"Holy! I make you laugh!! Come here, don't run!! TNND！ Wang Shu began to chase after the three unconscionable brothers frantically, and after a while, he panted and leaned on the table, pointing to the equally tired cattle opposite, and gritted his teeth for a while.

"Don't ...... Stop it...... It's so tiring!! Tonight, I'll do the East! Please rub it off! Qian Wan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said.

"Yay!! San, you're the best! I love you to death! When Wang Shu heard this, he turned his head in surprise and hugged Qian Wan, the smell of sweat on his body made him dizzy for a while, He Jian saw this, and took a step back reflexively, for fear of harming the pond fish.

He Jian was on time, rushed to the opposite side, Wang Shu's eyes were fast, he quickly let go of the hand holding Qian Wan, and ran to the other side, He Jian couldn't dodge, and was caught by Wang Shu is a fat beating!

A scream of ghosts crying wolves came from dormitory 205, which made pedestrians passing by the boys' apartment at this time can't help but shiver, looking at the direction of the sound source in surprise, with horror in their eyes.

On the afternoon of the first day of school for new students, in the girls' apartment.

"I'm!! That guy! I'm going to get him and give him a good look! TNND！ I must let him know that the consequences of making my aunt and grandmother angry are very serious!! A beautiful girl with a goose egg face, at this time in the dormitory angrily slammed the books on the table, originally this afternoon, Yang Jie just raised her voice a little, and it was not intentional, who knew that the stinky boy was disdainful of herself, but caused a commotion.

"Yang Jie, don't be angry! I can only say that you are really unlucky! You say just say it, why are you still so loud? Isn't this an enemy for that boy for no reason? It's strange if you don't look for spray? Hehe...... "A petite girl, but very good on her chest, is covering her mouth at this time, eating and laughing.

"Zhao Tian, you're still smiling!! If I laugh again, I'm going to use family law!! Yang Jie looked at the petite girl viciously, and walked towards her step by step, with a fierce look.

"Don't ...... Other...... Isn't it okay if I don't laugh anymore? Don't come here, you sweat, go wash it up! Zhao Tian covered her nose tightly and looked at Yang Jie in horror.

"Hey, Yang Jie, in the name of your little witch, who in this school doesn't know your name? I don't know which courageous male animal dares to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and he thinks his life is long? Another girl, who looked a little older, also quipped at this time.

"I don't know! Don't even ask me! I don't know where that guy came from! I'm worried too! When Yang Jie heard this, she felt a deep sense of frustration, she was such a big beauty, she was so disdainful in the eyes of that boy, she almost wondered if this guy had something wrong with that.

"I guess most of them are freshmen, only freshmen are so brainless, they all say that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers! It seems to be true......" A girl who seemed to be relatively quiet listened to them fight for a long time before interjecting.

"Quiet! What did you say? Who do you say is a tiger? Yang Jie felt that something was wrong when she heard this, and squinted to see that the three sisters were exchanging glances strangely at this time, and suddenly understood, and walked towards Wen Jing with a fierce attitude, pushed her onto the bed, and said viciously.

"Oops! I'm not talking about you! Really! Just an analogy! Wen Jing pushed Yang Jie away with a smile, smelled the sweat on Yang Jie's body, and frowned, "I said Xiao Nan, can you go and change your clothes, take a comfortable cold shower, and when you finish cleaning up, our four sisters will discuss this great revenge plan again!" ”

When Yang Jie heard this, her eyes lit up, and she quickly stripped off her clothes, leaving only Winnie the Pooh's underwear and underwear and ran into the bathroom, leaving all the way to the messy clothes, this series of actions made the other three girls stunned for a while, and after a while, they all sighed in unison, the little witch is the little witch, and even taking a bath is so extraordinary!

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"Come on, everyone come and take a look, this is my newly bought IBM laptop, top-notch configuration, super graphics card, even if you open Warcraft at the same time, it's no problem, it's not stuck at all! It took me 6W+! Qian Wan triumphantly took out a delicate and atmospheric silver-white computer from the suitcase, and looked at the surrounding male animals with greedy eyes, and excitedly surrounded Qian Wan.

"Wow...... This skin, really his grandmother's slippery, look at this luster, it's really bright! Wang Shu touched Qian Wan's notebook enviously, and his eyes were ...... I can't wait to swallow it.

"Go, go, don't be embarrassed here! What do you know about dirt buns! He Jian kicked away Wang Shu, who was sniffing on the computer, with a look of hatred that iron could not become steel.

"! Is this guy touching a computer, or is it touching a woman? Lu Yang glanced at Wang Shu with disdain.

"Hey! I said Qian Wan! Your conditions are so good, you see, my brothers are so poor, although they are computer majors, but they are ...... Hey...... Isn't it time to sponsor a little! Lu Yang grabbed Qian Wan's shoulders with a mouse's eyebrows, and made a thumb and index finger rubbing against each other in front of Qian Wan, the meaning was self-evident, Wang Shu and He Jian glanced at each other, and tacitly did not speak, wanting to see how Qian Wan would respond.

"Cut... How big is it? I lack everything, just not money! What's the big deal about sponsoring each of you a laptop? Tomorrow you will go to Zhongguancun with me to look at the computer, buy what you like, and I will pay for it! Qian Wan patted his chest and was full of pride.

"Haha, Qian Wan, that's what you said? If you pay your bills, beware of our brothers shooting you to death! Wang Shu immediately grabbed Qian Wan's words and pressed forward step by step.

"Cut...... Isn't it just tens of thousands of dollars, little case! Qian Wan waved his hand generously, Lu Yang quietly observed the performance of these roommates on the side, Qian Wan's boldness and uprightness have been classified by him as friends that can be made!