Chapter 250: The Conspiracy of Shrimp

Hearing the words of Scaring Mi, Tang Song couldn't help but be stunned, being a bodyguard?

I'm gone, who do I think I am?

I aspire to be a master, how can I be a bodyguard.

Having said, God knows, when those people will show up, and if it's the middle of the night?

Do you have to be at home yourself?

Midnight!

Thinking of the middle of the night, Tang Song was a little uncontrollable.

Lonely men and widows, living in the same room, and having had the experience of tempting themselves before, thinking about the feeling of torment, Tang and Song Dynasty had a feeling that life was worse than death.

It is good to be able to say that.

The key is that this beautiful leg car god, a dignified mixed-race beauty, always stops abruptly at the most critical moment.

Obviously, she was playing herself.

Just as Tang Song was thinking nonsense, she spoke again, as if she could see through Tang Song's thoughts,

"Full-time bodyguard!"

Her voice, soft, crispy, with three points of warmth and seven points of tenderness, is like spring rain, which makes people involuntarily think of those years of burning passion.

Although it was just a sentence, it had already made Tang Song's whole body cells start to get excited.

Full-time bodyguard!

There is a lot to explain about this full-time job. That is, when you go to the toilet, you have to be protected.

When sleeping, protect as well.

When you change clothes, you need to be more protective.

When you take a bath, of course, you have to protect it.

Tang Song blinked, to be honest, as a normal man, in the face of the charm of this mixed-race stunner in front of him, he was not tempted, it was definitely a lie.

At this time, he spoke again, "If you don't want to, then forget it." If one day I make headlines and cross the streets, remember to burn me more paper money. ”

A look of great gratitude, just like an old man who has gone through Cangsang, lamenting the human accident in this society.

At this moment, it seemed that Tang Song did not agree to her, and he became a sinner through the ages and an indirect murderer.

"I can promise you. But at night, I can't protect you! ”

"Why?" One looked surprised, "Don't you know that this villain does bad things at night." ”

"I have to go home to my mom." As soon as Tang Song said this, he immediately giggled.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I'm laughing at you—you're cute!"

"Does this have anything to do with being cute?"

"Why not!" Said solemnly, "I ask you, how old are you?" ”

"Twenty-six!"

"Twenty-six, at this age, how many Chinese people still live with their parents. You look at the peers around you, which one is not living with a little girlfriend and living a happy life for two. Look at you again, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend, originally, you have a serious love-mother plot......"

was said like this, Tang and Song Dynasty directly became a typical representative of psychological abnormality.

Tang Song was depressed, "Ya, what do you say, this is called filial piety to parents." You don't lie to me with this theory. I'm telling you, I won't be fooled! ”

Tang Song's words can be said to hit the nail on the head.

"Okay then, I still have something to do, so I'll go first!"

Without further ado, he left directly.

It's just that what Tang Song didn't know was that after leaving, he ran directly to Tang Song's nest.

Gu Mingyue had just come back from buying vegetables in the vegetable market, and when she entered the community, she saw a few peers who were particularly gossipy.

Since the Tang and Song dynasties became poets of everyone's attention, the aunts in the community basically knew Gu Mingyue.

Therefore, at this time, as soon as they saw Gu Mingyue appear, they rushed over in a hurry.

"Old Gu, do you have a partner in the Tang and Song dynasties? I have a good girl, but she is a civil servant. ”

"Old Gu, I also have a good girl in my hand, who is a teacher. Think about it, if you marry a teacher, it will be a problem for your grandson's education in the future. For the sake of the next generation, let's meet this teacher in my hand, people are very optimistic about your Tang and Song dynasties. ”

"Lao Gu, this girl in my hand, that's what I watched grow up, I want a face to have a face, I want an ass to have an ass, and at first glance she is the master who gives birth to sons. Moreover, they still came back from studying abroad. How's it going? ”

In the past few days, Gu Mingyue has often heard such words.

To be honest, although she said that she was not in a hurry on the surface, she was actually more anxious than anyone else.

There's no way, who doesn't let their son be in a hurry.

Ay!

When he returns, he must beat it again.

Gu Mingyue thought of this, had a few words with those people, and prepared to go home and call her son.

And just then, a sports car appeared.

"Whose car is this?"

"It's still a sports car. Do you have sports cars in our community? ”

"I don't think I've heard of it!"

Those aunts, you and I started to talk about it.

Then, under the watchful eyes of those aunts, the sports car stopped, and a golden girl got out of it.

It's a foreign woman!

These aunts rarely see foreigners in the community. couldn't help but get louder.

Moreover, when they saw that the foreigner was coming towards them, they could not control it even more.

"Tell me, who is this looking for?"

"Needless to say, it's definitely looking for me. You forgot, I know English! "This aunt, only won't byebye and three grams of oil!

Gu Mingyue didn't think that this foreigner had anything to do with her, even now, she still felt that Xiao Xue was the best choice for her daughter-in-law.

This foreigner can find whoever he likes, and he can't understand what she says anyway, and it has nothing to do with him anyway, so let's go home and call my son.

However, just as Gu Mingyue was moving, a voice came.

"Aunt Gu, I'll help you carry it!"

Aunt Gu?

Is it calling yourself?

Gu Mingyue couldn't help but be stunned.

When those aunts heard this, they immediately began to gossip.

"What's the situation?"

"Oh my God, could it be that this is Tang Song's girlfriend|?"

"Tang Song found a foreign girlfriend, oh my God, I knew that Tang Song was different, and I could see it when I was a child!"

"Cut, you think I didn't see it. You have forgotten that when he was a child, he peed in the corridor, and he urinated openly, and he had to draw a few circles. I remember, once, that kid peed directly from the sixth floor to the first floor, making the whole corridor full of urine = sao = smell! ”

"If you look at the Tang and Song dynasties now, it's just-alas!"

"When will my son be able to find a foreign girlfriend?"

"You are?" Gu Mingyue had already guessed that she was her son's girlfriend, otherwise, how could she recognize herself at a glance and know her surname.

This kid actually found a girlfriend, and he also found a foreign girlfriend, okay, this thing is hidden from me, and it should be punished by family law.

Although she thought so in her heart, Gu Mingyue's face had a hint of a smile.

"Auntie, I'm a friend of Tang and Song, I happened to pass by, I came to see you!"

When Gu Mingyue said this, she had already brought the vegetable basket in Gu Mingyue's hand, and she looked very sensible.

For this move, Gu Mingyue silently nodded in her heart.

At home!

said that he was an ordinary friend, even if he killed Gu Mingyue, he didn't believe it. So with this question, Gu Mingyue asked again,

"Don't blame Auntie for talking too much, how far have you developed with him?"

"Auntie, we are really ordinary friends." He lowered his head, and his little face was a little crimson.

"Yo, I'm still shy. Tell your aunt, how did you meet, who chased whom? ”

Gu Mingyue's gossip heart came up completely.

An hour later, Gu Mingyue had already treated her as a daughter-in-law.

"What?" Gu was stunned, thinking that there was something wrong with his ears, and his eyes were full of strange colors.

"Auntie, my house is going to be renovated, and I want Tang Song to help for a few days. Maybe you need to stay at my house for a few days. At the end, I was afraid that Gu Mingyue would misunderstand, so I added, "The construction is fast day and night!" ”

Understand!

Of course Gu Mingyue understood this kind of thing.

She was also young. She also used to be crazy about love.

Hearing this, Gu Mingyue naturally knew that the so-called house decoration must be a pretext.

Also, if the son has a girlfriend, he should have his own little world, otherwise, when will he be able to hold his grandson.

"Yes, he's at home, I'm almost annoyed, even if I don't decorate the house, I want to blast him out!" Gu Mingyue said word by word.

A few minutes later, he said he had something to do and was leaving.

His daughter-in-law went back to her home for the first time, where was Gu Mingyue willing to stay, she had to leave her at home to eat.

However, because of the weakness of the heart, the attitude became more firm.

Seeing this situation, this Gu Mingyue couldn't say anything, so she had to compromise,

"Next time, I must come to the house to eat my fill, Auntie's cooking skills are good!"

"Definitely, definitely!" When he walked to the door, he suddenly stopped, and he looked hesitant.

Seeing this, Gu Mingyue hurriedly asked, "Is it, is there anything else?" ”

Biting his lip, he said, "Auntie, it's best not to let him know about the fact that I came to see you." ”

Gu Mingyue blinked, "I understand, I understand." Don't worry, we're on the side. Auntie won't say anything! ”

Gu Mingyue insisted on sending her downstairs, but she was refused.

When he went downstairs, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Hmph, this time, I see if you have anything else to say.

For all this, Tang and Song naturally don't know. In the evening, when Tang Song returned home, he immediately realized that the atmosphere was a little wrong.

As for what's wrong, Tang and Song can't say it well.

"Come here!" Gu Mingyue said coldly, as if someone had provoked her.

"Mom, what's wrong with you, are you not feeling well?" Tang Song asked with concern.

"It's not that you're not feeling well. It's all over the body, from the inside out, there is no comfortable place! Gu Mingyue glared at Tang Song and said word by word.