Chapter 1232: What Should My Stupid Son Do?
Even if it is a ghost place, even if it will bring him danger to his life every time he goes out, Zhang Yi still thinks that the biggest danger is people.
After all, disasters here are all dead, and people are alive, so the living will always be much more terrifying than the dead. Therefore, he must stay away, the farther away the better.
Walking 100 meters at a time, sometimes even more than 10 meters, and every time he walked, he would be seriously injured and escape into the blue sea and clouds.
After going back and forth for half a year, he didn't know how far he had come, and finally stopped moving forward, but settled down in the blue sea and clouds.
There is no shortage of food and clothing in the blue sea and clouds, and his wife and children are hot on the kang, so even if he can never go out, he is still happy.
Of course, he doesn't think that he will never be able to get out, because he will be strong, and one day he will become super powerful.
He lived in the blue sea and clouds with peace of mind, occasionally coaxing the children, and occasionally watching the wind, rain, thunder and lightning outside.
Day after day, year after year, before he knew it, in the eighteenth year, he suddenly found that Zhang Daniu had grown up, and Zhang Daniu was eighteen years old.
When he was very young, Zhang Daniu asked him what the outside world was like, and he also told Zhang Daniu what the outside world looked like, but Zhang Daniu was still curious, and always wanted to go out and take a look.
What's more, this kid is extremely talented, at the age of eighteen, he actually reached the Mahayana stage, but unfortunately there is no calamity here, if there is a calamity, I am afraid he will cross the calamity and soar.
Of course, there is one thing that makes Zhang Yi very troublesome, because Zhang Daniu is very simple......
How so...... Not stupid. But the head is not very bright, this child is very honest. He always laughs all day, and his aunts call him Hanniu.
Zhang Yi remembered that he was a thief when he was a child. There are a lot of eyes, but his son seems to have a few less thief eyes, not to mention that whoever gives two pieces of candy can take it away, but it's almost the same!
In this regard, Zhang Yi and Xu Jiayun are not less angry, in fact, they would rather let their children be bad and domineering. After all, bad people live longer and can eat better.
On the other hand, what about his big bull? If you want to get out of the blue sea and clouds, I am afraid that you will be deceived to death.
Zhang Daniu's character and Zhang Yi's character. It's completely two extremes, the child is good, but he is a fool.
In fact, Zhang Yi also knew in his heart that this kid was a special two hundred and five!!
But no matter how you say it, it's also his own child, so he has to endure it for two hundred and five, and he always teaches Zhang Daniu bad thoughts, such as going to the elf clan station to peek at the elf beauty taking a bath, and then creating a zĂ o opportunity to let Zhang Daniu do more evil things, and even take advantage of Zhang Daniu's naughty play with the elf beauty. He gave the kid an aphrodisiac!
But it often backfires, honest people, no matter how much you teach, he can't learn badly. Zhang Daniu almost suffocated himself to death, and he didn't touch the elf beauty!
On his eighteenth birthday, Zhang Yi discussed with the elf elders. Called two elf girls to serve Zhang Daniu's daily life, and even Zhang Yi ordered to sleep in one bed!
But ten days later. The melons of the two little girls are not broken yet!
Zhang Yidu was speechless, how could he have such a stupid son. But this stupid son is also his own seed!
In addition to these, Zhang Yi also taught Zhang Daniu what to look at, what to do when he sees something wrong, and to kill people first.
The kid nodded in agreement, indicating that he knew, but Zhang Yi knew that this little bastard had a shot in his heart and had his own ideas!
It's too difficult to change Zhang Daniu's honesty.
"No, I have to find a way to get out of this dark world, and then go to a mortal planet and banish the big cow, let's follow in the dark, this kid will never see the world again, he will be a real fool!"
"You're stupid, my son isn't stupid!"
At night, Zhang Yi and Xu Jiayun lay on the bed to discuss Zhang Da Niu's affairs, for so many years, Zhang Yi and Zhang Da Niu have not been less angry, their own son is a face melon, a fool of the cow, he will die or be absent in the future, who can protect him, he will not be blind when he dies!
"I'm stupid, I'm stupid, right?" Zhang Yi begged for mercy.
"In fact, Da Niu is not stupid, that is, he has his own way of behaving, his own thoughts, and his code of conduct, and for so many years, whether it is mathematics or Chinese, what does Da Niu learn is not a good one? Have you ever seen the eighteen-year-old Mahayana Perfection? If they can soar, I am afraid that the big bulls will surpass the Golden Immortals now! Xu Jiayun snorted.
"That's right, sometimes this kid is very smart, but he can't be a man and do things, it's too silly!"
"It's not as bad as you." Xu Jiayun felt the same way.
"What's wrong with me?" Zhang Yi said with a glare.
"You're a bad guy by nature, what haven't you done?"
"I ......" Zhang Yi opened his mouth: "I've done everything!" Indeed, his behavior over the years is indeed a bad person, and he can even be said to be an old devil.
And what is the Old Devil? That's the big bad guy of the bad guys, the super bad guys!
"Come on, come on, let's exercise, I'm going to retreat from tomorrow and find a way to get out, and I won't have time to exercise when I want to!" Zhang Yi ignored Xu Jiayun's half-push and half-push, and forcibly turned over into a serf!
Another point is that in the eighteen years, the iron tree has not bloomed, Zhang Yi has worked hard, he has tossed a lot at night, tonics, the secret recipe of the elf clan to have a child, and even the elf clan has a special research room dedicated to studying the problem that he can't have children!
It's just that after 18 years of research, only one fart has been studied!
After dawn the next day, Zhang Yi walked out of Xu Jiayun's room, Zhang Daniu was sitting in the courtyard and meditating with his eyes closed, and when he saw Zhang Yi coming out, Zhang Daniu immediately got up and said with a smile: "Father, you are up!" â
"Get out!" What kind of temper does Zhang Yi have? It was ignited, so when he saw Zhang Daniu stupidly calling his father again, and you and you, he was angry!
My own family, where can I use you, where can I bend over with my fists? He really doesn't need these courtesies, he would rather hear Zhang Daniu say that you are so old and still tossing around, rather than listen to his voice asking for peace.
Zhang Daniu scratched his head: "Why don't you kick me twice?" â
"I'm so ......" Zhang Yidu was about to cry, what should he do, how could he have such a stupid son!
"Father, Da Niu had a dream last night, and then ...... Then ......" Zhang Daniu's face turned red when he said this.
"Hurry up, don't ink!" Zhang Yi waved his hand.
"Then before I knew it, the big cow pressed on the little peach......"
"What's that?" Zhang Yi jumped up suddenly, his eyes widened, and Xiao Taohong was one of the two girls sent by the elf patriarch: "Say, keep talking!" "He is about to go crazy with joy, this child finally knows the affairs of men and women, and finally knows the bliss of the world!
"Then the big cow beat her head swollen, and her body was also set on fire by me, and it burned out, you go and treat it, the big cow really didn't mean it, the big cow fought with the beast in his dream, pressed the beast under him, and then beat the beast, but who knew that it was a little pink!"
"I'm poof~ I'm going to kill you......" Zhang Yi was about to vomit blood, this bluffing child, how can this be!! (To be continued.) )