Chapter 8: Long Overdue
Chapter 8: Long Overdue
Faced with the uncontrollable situation in the audience, Qian Shan and the other judges showed a trace of annoyance on their faces.
"These stubborn rough people!" Qian Shan said viciously.
"Tell the recording team to stop recording, and then let the staff blast out those with bad intentions!" Wu Ming, the father of modern poetry, said to the staff next to him.
Compared with these judges, Liu Kairui is even more angry. What's special, what is the way this Tang Tang came from, he dared to steal the limelight with himself, what the hell, even if you are a dragon, on Lao Tzu's territory, Lao Tzu will let you lie down.
Due to the riot at the scene, Xiao Xue couldn't hear Tang Song when she called, so it took a lot of effort to come to the toilet.
"What the hell is going on with you? This tournament has started, why hasn't it arrived yet? Xiao Xue took her mobile phone and asked angrily.
Tang Song's angry voice came from the other end of the phone, "What's the roar, I got up at seven o'clock, and I went to the breakfast stall to eat breakfast without washing my face, and I only ate two fritters, oh yes, and the bowl of tofu brain didn't finish drinking, so I rushed to take the bus, and now the car is stuck in the road, what can I do......"
Hearing Tang Song's words, Xiao Xue was about to go crazy. On such an exciting day today, he actually got up at seven o'clock?
And also go to eat breakfast?
What's even more hateful is that it turned out to be a crowded bus?
Could it be that the thinking of this genius poet is different from that of ordinary people?
"The big game is about to start, you hurry. I'm trying to buy you more time! Xiao Xue urged.
"This depends on the bus, the bus is fast, the bus is fast, the bus is slow, I can't help it!" As soon as Tang Song's words came out, Xiao Xue's whole person was about to collapse.
The audience was already in turmoil, and there were discussions and complaints one after another.
The scene is even more chaotic than the vegetable market.
"Boss, what now? This Tang Tang doesn't come, or else, let's go too! ”
The person who spoke had a fat face and an unusually burly body. And the boss in his mouth is a pure-looking, slightly cute girl. Looking at her age, she is only sixteen or seventeen years old, and eighty percent is still in high school.
Shen Meng'er shook her head helplessly, "Fatty, if Tang Tang doesn't come, what about my signature?" I'm in the Tang Dough, boasting about Haikou? ”
The fat man rubbed his chin, thought about it, and came up with an idea, "Boss, why don't I imitate one for you?" ”
When Shen Meng'er heard this, she directly gave the fat man a kick, her face changed three hundred and sixty degrees, and she said word by word: "It's okay to mention disgusting to me, but you can't disgust my idol's signature!" ”
The fat man was not angry but happy, and nodded with a smirk. I can brag to them when I go back today, Meng'er kicked me, and he kicked so emotionally and gently......
Just then, suddenly, a woman rushed onto the stage.
"What's the situation?"
"What's going on?"
"Could it be that she is Tang Tang?"
"Tang Tang is a woman?"
"So pretty?"
When Shen Meng'er saw this scene, her heart was immediately broken, ah, my dear Tang Tang, it turned out to be a goddess? Not a handsome guy?
"You are?" The hostess said to Xiao Xue.
Xiao Xue cleared her throat and said word by word: "First of all, I apologize to everyone on behalf of Tang Tang. Due to traffic jams on the road, Tang Tang's bus was jammed on the road, but please give Tang Tang a little time. He'll be there soon! ”
As soon as Xiao Xue said this, Shen Meng'er suddenly came to her senses, stood up suddenly, and said in that thunderous voice: "Wait for Tang Tang, wait for Tang Tang ......"
All the Tang fans shouted slogans one after another, just like the three-hour frantic battle for the list last night.
Seeing this scene, Qian Shan was furious, slapped the table and said angrily: "On the contrary, there are no rules, and there are no rules......
Xiao Xue saw that the Tang fans were so powerful, so she turned around and looked at the judges and teachers.
She knew that they were the ones who made the final decision.
"Judges, teachers, please give Tang Tang a chance." Xiao Xue bowed deeply to the judges, and at this time, all the Tang fans quieted down, "He's here soon!" ”
Qian Shan said: "We are a competition, not a vegetable market, the rules are the rules, if no one abides by the rules, the family will not be a country!" ”
After a few words, Qian Shan had already confessed his position, and the two hosts suddenly understood what they meant.
"Rules, uncle, why are you so old, don't you know that the rules are set by people?" Shen Meng'er directly burst into a foul mouth, her voice was extremely high, and it was no exaggeration to say that everyone present heard it.
Hearing this, Qian Shan was even more furious, imagine that with his identity, he was sought after everywhere he went. Today, in such a public place, I was insulted in public by a yellow-haired girl, and I was immediately angry.
However, when I read the problem of my own image, I swallowed back the dirty words in my mouth.
At this time, Liu Kairui stared at Xiao Xue and spoke,
"Excuse me, where are you sacred, and what is your relationship with Tang Tang? Why should we believe you? ”
Xiao Xue said: "Presumably everyone should also know that Tang Tang's works were known to everyone at the beginning through the poetry and immortal network. ”
Liu Kairui directly interrupted Xiao Xue's words, "Please don't advertise, what I want is the answer!" ”
Tang fans in the audience began to scold Liu Kairui.
"The surname is Liu, are you a bit of a gentleman?"
"The surname Liu, didn't your elementary school teacher teach you to listen carefully when others are talking?"
"The surname is Liu, your mother told you to go home and steal vegetables, can't you make it?"
“……”
Xiao Xue motioned to the Tang fans in the audience to be quiet, so she said slowly: "My name is Xiao Xue, and I am the editor of Tang Tang of Shixian Network. Here's my work ID! Immediately, Xiao Xue took out her Shixian network work card.
At this time, Mi Qi'er finally couldn't bear it anymore and spoke, she stood up on the ground, and said word by word: "I propose, let's each take a step back and give Tang Tang another five minutes, judges, teachers, what do you think?" ”
When Liu Kairui heard this, he immediately retorted, "This is a matter of principle, if this is the case, then the society will not be in chaos." ”
Miqi'er sneered: "One yard is one yard, I'm talking about the game, the human game, not the cold and ruthless world." ”
Liu Kairui smiled coldly and said disdainfully: "Childish, then according to what you say, is love greater than law?" ”
Mi Qi'er did not show weakness: "One yard is one yard, please don't link everything with the country and the law." ”
And at this moment, suddenly a voice sounded.
"Well said, there should be applause here!"
Immediately afterward, all eyes looked back.
When Xiao Xue saw this scene, she was overjoyed and said in surprise: "Tang Tang, he is Tang Tang!" ”
As soon as these words came out, Shen Meng'er was the first to scream.
"Male god, male god!"
"Tang Tang, Tang Tang!"
"I knew Tang Tang would definitely come!"
"Quickly get out of the way for Tang Tang!"
"Welcome Tang Tang, welcome Tang Tang!"
“……”
In an instant, a broad avenue appeared in front of Tang and Song.
Seeing this scene, Liu Kairui couldn't help but drop his jaw in shock.
It's him!
Tang Song!
How can it be?
He's the dark horse poet!
For some reason, Liu Kairui's heart couldn't help but twitch. The scene of Tang and Song reciting "Near Wine" suddenly appeared in my mind.
He must not be given a chance, absolutely not!
Liu Kairui had already made up his mind, and his eyes were full of cold hatred.
Such a scene, such treatment, the ten judges on the stage have never enjoyed it. To say that you are not jealous is to deceive yourself.
Under the eyes of everyone, Tang and Song Dynasty have gone through the longest part of their lives. Although the road was short, he felt that it was a long walk.
Finally arrived at the hosting stage, Tang Song smiled at Xiao Xue, and then said: "Leave it to me below, I won't let you down!" ”
Immediately, Xiao Xue stepped down.
Liu Kairui smiled coldly, stared at Tang Song and said, "You said that you are Tang Tang and the author of "Jiangchengzi", how can you prove it?" ”
Even now, he doesn't want to believe that Tang Song is the dark horse poet Tang Tang.
Tang Tang smiled coldly, then took out his ID card, and after the male host took it, he handed it to the staff next to him.
Two minutes later, the verification results came out, and Liu Kairui was so angry that his little face turned green when he heard this.
And the Tang fans below began to whistle non-stop.
The two presenters on this stage are wearing invisible headphones in their ears, and they have already received orders from the director at this time.
The male host was a little stunned when he saw the female host, so he cleared his throat and spoke,
"Please be quiet, since things have come to this point, and the dark horse poet Tang Tang is also here, in my opinion, we might as well think of a compromise method, after all, this competition will go on."
The male host saw that everyone's eyes were on him, so he continued:
"In ancient times, there were seven steps into a poem, so Cao Zhi's "Seven Steps Poem" became famous all over the world. Today, we might as well follow the example of the ancients and let the on-site judges debut the topic, if Tang Tang can write a poem in seven steps, then let Tang Tang continue to participate in the competition! ”
As soon as the male host's words came out, Tang fans immediately protested.
"Seven steps into a poem?"
"Why can you say that?"
"Lao Tzu asked you to make an anthropomorphic sentence in seven steps, can you make it?"
"Damn, it's too much to deceive people, seven steps, it's difficult to memorize a poem, let alone write a poem?"
“……”
Shen Meng'er was completely anxious, rubbed the ground and stood on the chair, pointed at the male host and said angrily, "Are you specially sent by Funny?" ”
"Our boss is right, in my opinion, your family is a joke!" Shen Meng'er's henchman, the fat man, also roared.
Suddenly, Tang fans praised and applauded.
"Come down, Tease."
"At your level, you're still hosting."
"There is no funniest comparison, only more funniness!"