Chapter 706: Uncle Meow Fight
"Huh? What does it smell like? β
When the soup was served, a certain short-legged dog woke up and crawled out of the hat behind Jiang Louyue, the dog's nose shrugged and smelled the fragrance. , the latest chapter access: Π¨Π¨Π¨.79xs.Π‘ΠΎΠ .
"Uncle Meow said, this is Hongluan Phoenix Bird Soup, which replenishes the body."
Jiang Louyue opened the lid of the pot, took the initiative to fill a bowl with a soup spoon, handed it to Di Jiuchen, and said, "Senior brother, come with a bowl." β
"Hmm. Thank you, sister. β
Di Jiuchen smiled and took it.
Jiang Louyue is like a gentle and polite 'female' host, serving a bowl of soup to Shu Ling and Uncle Meow one by one, very thoughtful.
"Brother, sister-in-law is very virtuous, you are so blessed."
Shu Ling squeezed his eyebrows at Di Jiuchen and said sourly, "I don't know when I will find my wife." β
Di Jiuchen rejoiced in his heart: "I will find it." β
The scene in front of him where the family gathers at a table and eats happily is what he has always dreamed of.
"Hey, Xiao Shu Lingsi-'Spring'?" Uncle Meow's mouth was still as cheap as ever, and he squeezed his eyebrows at Su Ling and 'made' his eyes, "When you finish eating, the emperor will take you to drink 'flower' wine, and I don't know what it's like to be a 'flower' in these three thousand worlds." β
A drop of cold sweat crossed Jiang Louyue's forehead.
This Uncle Meow is really not ordinary boldness when he speaks.
"Come on, Uncle Meow, you're too addicted, you're all crooked, what if you see the 'flower', you're not interested." Su Ling hooked his lips and said ironically.
"Who said the emperor is bent? Don't think that this emperor is with Chi You, you have to be responsible for him, this emperor is both male and female, not pure bending. Uncle Meow was arrogant for a moment, and his tail cocked.
Shu Ling rolled his eyes: "You are just a scumbag, 'flowery' carrot, Brother Chiyou found you, it was really eight lifetimes of blood mold." β
The corners of Jiang Louyue's eyes twitched violently, and her forehead was already covered with cold sweat.
It turns out that this Ancient Extreme Fire God Dragon is a broken sleeve, or what...... On the following side.
Suddenly, on the big arena, the mighty and domineering spirit of the divine dragon has changed its taste.
However, this kind of thing is not uncommon in the Xuanhuang world, and Xiao Chi seems to be 'quite like' his master's monarchy β_β
"Master, are you really eating the red luan phoenix?"
An unbelievable voice came from my ears.
"Well, it tastes good, do you want to try it, little sword?"
Jiang Louyue turned her head and handed the soup bowl in her hand to the mouth of the little cheap dog.
As the owner, she knows best, the little dog is an out-and-out foodie, especially the delicious food full of aura.
"It's too much!"
Who knew that the little cheap dog immediately fried the 'hair', the dog's 'hair' on the neck stood up, the orange 'color' eyes were round, and several plus signs appeared on the top of the head, "How can the phoenix bird eat 'messily'?" It's so cruel!! β
"It's-"
Jiang Louyue was 'blinded' by the anger of the little cheap dog.
However, I soon remembered that the body of the little cheap dog is the Divine Phoenix, and the Red Luan Phoenix Bird is a relic, containing the blood of the Divine Phoenix family, although the bloodline is not pure.
"Okay, then I won't eat, don't be angry."
In order to appease the pet's anger, Jiang Louyue put down the soup bowl, stretched out a hand, and 'rubbed' the little dog's head.
"Humph!"
The little cheap dog didn't appreciate it, his round head was crooked, he dodged Jiang Louyue's hand, his orange 'colored' eyes squinted at the black 'fat' cat directly opposite, and gritted his teeth and said, "It's all your ghost!" Dragons are really not good things! β
"What?"
Uncle Meow, who was drinking soup and eating 'meat', shook his triangular pointed ears, raised his head, and a pair of red and black 'colored' eyes narrowed dangerously, and he glanced at the little dog very unpleasantly.
First stunned for a moment, then looked at it carefully, and thenβ
"Hahahaha! What's that? The Emperor has never seen such an ugly dog! What a short 'leg', such a round pie face! The emperor's frying pan is not as flat as your face. β
Uncle Meow was so happy that he slapped the table, and his stomach hurt from laughing.
The little dog was so angry that his head burned.
"You're ugly! Cats are uglier than dogs, and you're still such a fat cat, black, like a black pig! β
"Ignorance! It's clear that dogs are much uglier than cats! β
Uncle Meow jumped on the dining table, stood up straight, showed off his back meow 'legs', kicked in the air, and said, "Look at the emperor's long 'legs', do you have them?" Envy, envy, stupid dog! β
The little is not convinced!
He also stood up straight, his two dogs clawed his waist, his eyes were red, and he said to him: "Ugly cat, how can you understand the majesty of Ben Wang with such a low-IQ species?" β
"Great? Where is the Great Shore? Is it the true dragon body of the emperor? Uh-huh, thanks for the compliments. β
Uncle Meow said that Lao Tzu was going to start pretending to be 'forced'.
"This emperor is the ancient extreme fire god dragon, who has ruled the heavenly realm for hundreds of millions of years, and the main god must be polite in front of this emperor. You know? Of course, a stupid dog like you has never even been to the Heavenly Realm, how can you understand? Hey, that's nerve-wracking. β
"a 'chicken'! Master hasn't been to the Heavenly Realm? The master is an ancient god phoenix family, what is it to rule the heavenly realm, the divine phoenix has ruled the divine realm for hundreds of millions of years, hum, at that time, when the dragon saw the divine phoenix, he had to kneel down and kowtow! β
Pretending to be 'forced' who wouldn't?
The little cheap dog said that the master is also 'fine' in this way!
Uncle Meow's face 'revealed' a standard meow-style cheap smile, and he flew the chopsticks in his hand, just hitting the short 'legs' of the little dog.
The little cheap dog was caught off guard, his knees weakened, and he knelt down in front of Uncle Meow.
"Yo Yo Yo, who is kneeling whom? Did you see that? This stupid dog is going to be the little brother of the emperor, quack! β
Uncle Meow was too forgetful, and as a result, he was so happy and sad that he accidentally stepped on the soup bowl and sprayed his own face with soup.
"Hahaha, the present world!"
The little cheap dog was originally annoyed and knelt down by the plot, and when he saw the embarrassed appearance of the 'fat' cat, he felt that he had pulled back a game.
"I'm ri, you're an immortal!"
Uncle Meow was furious, shook his head vigorously, and threw the soup out, "Woo woo woo-"
With a dragon roar, Uncle Meow went crazy, and instantly conjured up the true body of the Ancient Extreme Fire God Dragon, and wanted to fight with the little cheap dog with real guns.
But who knew that the house was too small to accommodate his huge body, and it shattered with a bang, and the room became a 'dew' sky.
The gravel tiles smashed Jiang Louyue, Emperor Jiuchen, and Shu Ling.
The three of them looked at each other, their expressions extremely speechless.
Not to mention the soup, the house is gone.
"Mother's a 'chicken', it's like the master is afraid of you! Master will accompany you to fight for 300 rounds! β
Boom, the little cheap dog conjured up the phantom of the Divine Phoenix, shining brightly, and the nine tails were colorful and extremely beautiful.
Uncle Meow's two dragon claws hugged his 'chest', glanced at his mouth, glanced at the little cheap dog condescendingly, and said, "It's so small." Just this small body, is it still majestic? The emperor's balls are bigger than yours! β