Chapter 160: Alternative Fighting Corpses
Master Huang retreated as he retreated, and the zombies in front of him came towards him viciously, he looked down and saw that there was only a handful of glutinous rice left in the cloth bag, he gritted his teeth and said, "That's it!" ”
Master Huang stuck out his tongue and panted like a dog, the strength of his whole body, after such a fight just now, he was already exhausted, and he also read in his heart, it seems that Lao Tzu will drink less in the future, and go to the land of fireworks less, I gasped for eighteen laps, if it is usual, these little minions and zombies, that is the opponent of the old man!
Master Huang stepped back, his eyes turned a thief, and he threw the glutinous rice at the many zombies in the twilight, shouting, "Corpse magic weapon!" ”
The glutinous rice with white flowers was scattered towards the sky, and after the bodies of many zombies came into contact with the glutinous rice, a puff of white smoke sneered on their bodies, and red bumps grew on their bodies, which slowly turned into a blood blister, which also made Master Huang applaud loudly, saying, "Oh also! ”
But then, Master Huang was dumbfounded, although glutinous rice is effective against zombies, but glutinous rice is only such a small handful, and now there are more than ten zombies, a handful of glutinous rice is sprinkled out, on average, it has caused three percent of the damage to them, and some zombies have not even sprinkled a little glutinous rice, and as soon as this glutinous rice comes out, it also makes many zombies even more angry.
"Woo ......"
"Whew......"
Master Huang was surrounded by more than a dozen zombies again, which also made Master Huang's face pale, caterpillar-like eyebrows, shook suddenly, looked down at the cloth bag, there was nothing in the cloth bag, and then looked at Liu Xin and yelled: "Turtle grandson, when you came out, didn't you bring a lot of rune paper, why are you gone." ”
When Liu Xin heard this, he shrugged his shoulders, pretended to be aggrieved, and pouted: "The master just went to the woods to put on a tuba and used the talisman paper to wipe his buttocks...... There is a ...... known."
"I'll you...... You're dead! ”
Master Huang was anxious and angry in his heart, seeing that many zombies besieged him, and he had no magic weapon on his body, and wanted to use a counterattack, but now he had no chance, so many zombies, staring at him, Master Huang had no law at all, looked into the distance in horror, and the entire sweet village, and said to himself: "I'll go, is my famous Master Huang going to be buried in the hands of these zombies today, hey, it's nothing for me to die, if people know, I was killed by this group of little zombies, But I have insulted the name of my Huang family, after I go down, how can I still be worthy of my ancestors~"
The zombies around him became more and more excited, and their ten fingers were like knives, coming towards Master Huang, and when Master Huang saw this, he immediately shouted: "Eh, don't panic...... We are all cultural people...... Without such rudeness, I said zombie dudes, can't we sit down and talk about the philosophy of life, the years are quiet, xxoo? ”
When Master Huang was talking about xxoo, his mind suddenly flashed, and a plan came to mind, and he glanced back at Liu Xin, Liu Xin immediately understood, just like the roundworm in his stomach, I saw him make an OK gesture at Master Huang, and everything was ready.
At this moment, Master Huang's black pupils turned left and right, a sly smile floated on the corner of his mouth, wiped it towards his chest, and threw the treasures he had treasured over the years into the sky, shouting loudly: "Oil and oil, bra condoms, inflatable doll ** medicine!" ”
It turns out that Master Huang is naturally lustful, and he also has a quirk, and he especially likes to treasure women's stockings and underwear, so even if he goes out, he will hide a few pieces on his body.
And Master Huang knows a truth, this person is born persistent, and he is even more persistent after death, even if he is a zombie, it is the same, so the same truth, since ancient times, men have been lustful, even if they become zombies, his nature is still there, and these people are not long after the corpse transformation, so there is more or less human nature left on the body.
Master Huang threw it into the sky, only to see pants and stockings bras, avoiding pregnancy condoms, which were flying all over the sky, and these zombies were all men, and when they saw women's things floating down from the sky, they all pouted their butts and grabbed them.
"Hehe, grab it, grab it, Lao Tzu's treasures for many years, all of them will be given to you, I guarantee that you will touch yourself for five minutes without panting, and you will never have to watch yellow movies again!"
These zombie buttocks pouted high one by one, and Master Huang seized the opportunity, only to see him holding a peachwood sword in his hand, grinning with yellow teeth, and said with a smile: "Finally let Lao Tzu catch the opportunity, go die!" ”
Master Huang held a peachwood sword in his hand, stabbed the zombie's ass, stabbed hard, and then picked it hard, in a rotation, I saw that the zombie's butt exploded directly, and the chrysanthemum was stabbed with a big hole, and the intestines inside were pulled out together.
However, Master Huang knew that this was only temporary, so he still needed Liu Xin's cooperation.
When Liu Xin saw this, he smiled, his body shook, and he casually came to a rap (rap), and said: "Medicine, Che Ke trouble, yesterday you said you were going to break up, why did you take the pot away, brain trouble, Che Ke trouble, yesterday you took the dog away." Why do you say that I am ugly, medicine, medicine, medicine, you say that your feelings have faded, why eat my rice, you say you can't get used to me, why take away the gas canister, medicine, you say you want to block me, why do you still snatch my apples, you say you don't dare to provoke me, and you go to my house to light a fire, medicine and medicine ......"
Liu Xin shook his head and read the rap here, and these zombies actually danced with the rhythm, and Master Huang followed behind the zombies, wanting to counterattack at any time, but these zombies were dangling, which made him a little overwhelmed.
"Look at the move!"
At this time, Master Huang's sword went sideways, a sword did not stab the zombie's buttocks, and a sword stabbed towards the back of the zombie, who knew that the sword had just stabbed an inch, only to hear a snap, and the peachwood sword was actually broken from it, which also frightened Liu Xin immediately stopped rapping, covered his mouth and said: "It's not good!" ”
As soon as Master Huang's peachwood sword broke, the rap stopped, and these zombies reacted at once, and they all rushed towards Master Huang, and Master Huang was so shocked that he ran away, shouting: "Keep singing, don't stop, I want to kill the teacher!" ”
But Liu Xin continued to sing, but this trick no longer worked, and at the moment, Master Huang was directly pressed down by many zombies, these zombies were extremely vicious, and they were about to bite Master Huang's neck.
However, the man in black and Wang Jian who were hiding in the cave, looking at everything in front of him, the man in black also smiled and said, "The old man has lived so much, and his life can be regarded as an eye-opener, and there is still such a way to deal with zombies." ”