Chapter 30: A Fight of Scolding!

Chapter 30: A Fight of Scolding!

There is a saying that the land is good, and the road is uneven and roars. And now, all the trolls on the Internet are eager to scold Tang Tang as a vegetative person.

It's bearable!

It's unbearable!

After reading those comments and words, Shen Meng'er, as a super hardcore Tang fan, immediately roared.

So, she called on Tang Fan to start a war against Liu Kairui.

Previously, Tang Fan had been in a passive situation.

And now, Tang Fan is starting to fight back!

For a time, Liu Kairui's Xinyi Weibo was blown up.

"The surname is Liu, why do you have in your eyes?"

"I'm a grass, you can't write good poems, so you spray dog shit in your mouth, and you have the ability to come up with a work like "Nearly Wine"!"

"Sun Tzu, do you remember the Qingming Poetry Contest? Grandson, remember the smell of shit in your mouth? ”

With Tang Fan's counterattack, the fans who stood on Liu Kairui's side also began to fight back.

The Internet is a public platform, and once a topic attracts everyone's attention, countless onlookers will appear.

And now, there are countless onlookers staring at Liu Kairui's Weibo.

Shen Meng'er was so angry that she scolded her mother, although Tang Fan kept fighting back, but this scolding battle seemed to be at a disadvantage.

After all, Liu Kairui's Weibo titled 'Poetry is strange, there must be demons', but it has been signed by nearly 100 academic poets. In addition, Liu Kairui did not hesitate to spend a lot of money to invite the navy, and its strength should not be underestimated!

Looking at his Weibo, Liu Kairui smiled!

"Good scolding, damn it, relieve your anger." Liu Kairui slapped the computer desk, so he said to the servant next to him, "Spend another 500,000 yuan to invite more sailors!" ”

"Yes!"

"Tang Song, this time, I have to let you never turn over!" Liu Kairui stared at the computer and said word by word.

Tang fans, led by Shen Meng'er, are frantically fighting back.

This Mi Qier was not idle, and immediately used her public Weibo account to start questioning Liu Kairui.

Mi Qier: "Liu Kairui, you must talk about evidence, otherwise, this is slander!" ”

Soon, Liu Kairui replied, "What I'm talking about is evidence, what's the matter, being bought, just screaming in bed, and even running out to scream, I'm not afraid of being embarrassed!" ”

When Mi Qi'er saw this reply, she immediately became furious, "Liu Kairui, you are not as good as a beast!" ”

When the rice fans saw this scene, they immediately became angry and joined in the scolding war.

"Rice noodles, scold these grandsons to death!"

"Damn, Liu Kairui, I condolence to all the mothers of your family, even the mosquitoes!"

"Liu Kairui, don't think that no one knows about your ugly things, be careful of being secretly photographed one day!"

“……”

Mi Yaotian was sitting in the office at this time, and at two o'clock in the middle of the night yesterday, the number of hits of the sketch "Selling Abduction" had exceeded 10 million.

But soon Mi Yaotian discovered a problem - huh? Why hasn't the number of clicks been long during this time? Even fewer comments?

Just as Mi Yaotian was about to call the technical department, the secretary pushed the door and came in.

"Mr. Mi, it's not good, Tang Tang was attacked. And the lineup is huge, with hundreds of poets signing their ......"

Mi Yaotian immediately opened Xinyi Weibo, and then saw the scene of the scolding war.

Damn, dare to scold my future son-in-law, I just don't want to live!

In the next second, Mi Yaotian's eyes were about to pop out.

Because, he saw the messages that Liu Kairui scolded his daughter.

"Damn, you dare to scold my daughter!"

Rubbing the ground, Mi Yaotian stood up and said indignantly: "Tell the technical department, advertise on the homepage of Miku Video Network, and call on all users to scold Liu Kairui's animal to death for me, as long as I post ten comments, I will give half a year of VIP privileges with screenshots!" ”

Mi Yaotian was completely furious.

The secretary said, "Mr. Mi, are you sure you want to do this?" ”

"Nonsense, you pig brains, you can't hear people clearly!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Wait!"

Hearing these two words, the secretary thought that Mi Yaotian had repented, but he never expected Mi Yaotian to say such a sentence,

"Tell those sailors who cooperate with our company, let them stand on Tang Tang's side, money is not a problem!"

Yes!

With amazement, the secretary left in a hurry.

Xiao Xue was very concerned about the situation of the scolding war. After all, the reason why she was promoted to editor-in-chief was entirely due to Tang and Song Dynasty.

If Tang and Song were defeated in this scolding battle, then netizens would definitely think that what Liu Kairui said was true. In this way, I am afraid that I will have to return to the pre-liberation period in an instant.

In both public and private, Xiao Xue decided to communicate with the leaders again, and then launched a column on the homepage of the website.

Taking two deep breaths, Xiao Xue called the website leader again.

"Xiao Xue, this is your thirteenth call, are you still finished?"

"Leader, I know what you're worried about, but don't you forget, has one of the works of those 100 people authorized our website? Also, if Tang Tang loses, then we are the biggest losers......"

A moment later, a voice came from the phone: "Okay, then it's up to you." I'm going to call the technical department! ”

Xiao Xue looked at the scolding war again, although the current situation is better than just now, but Tang fans are still in a weak position.

Wait, as if missing one of the most important issues. Does he know about this? ”

Thinking of this, Xiao Xue hurriedly dialed Tang Song.

Because of the appearance of his parents last night, Tang Song deceived them by pretending to be asleep, and fought until four o'clock in the middle of the night before the ending of the novel was completely written.

Although it is now nearly half past ten, Tang Song is still asleep.

When he received the call, a stirring spirit sat up.

"What, what you said is true?"

After Tang Song hung up the phone, he turned on the computer and entered Xinyi Weibo.

At this sight, he was suddenly furious, and he had the urge to kill.

"Damn, scolding me, even scolding my family. Liu Kairui, you are looking for death. Scold with Lao Tzu, okay, then Lao Tzu will let you know who scolds who to death! ”

Tang Song didn't say a word, and registered a Xinyi Weibo as quickly as possible, and the name was his pen name - Tang Tang!

The two groups of people below Liu Kairui's Weibo are still frantically scolding.

"Okay, don't talk about it, what about Tang Tang in your Tang fans' hearts, how long has it been, and it hasn't bubbled yet, anyway, did you escape?"

"That's it, in my opinion, your Tang Tang is waiting for you in the crematorium."

"Tang Tang, I'm sorry, in my opinion, it should be more suitable to call dung and dung."

"If this is fake, then why don't your Tang Tang stand up and refute it, okay, go home and play with your wife, your Tang Tang has acquiesced to all this, and you are still yelling!"

When Tang fans saw these words, some of them who were not determined had begun to waver.

"Yes, Tang Tang didn't stand up, could it be that all this is really true?"

"Could it be that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry?"

“……”

Seeing this, Shen Meng'er immediately became anxious, and hurriedly led Tang Fan to charge again,

"Tang fans, Tang Tang has always been with us, if we hold on a little longer, Tang Tang will appear soon!"

The number of people who responded to Shen Meng'er was significantly reduced. At this time, the enemy's offensive became fierce again.

Looking at this posture, if no miracle happens, this scolding battle will end with Liu Kairui's victory.

At this time, a Weibo named 'Tang Tang' attracted the attention of many people.

"Liu Kairui, you will treat your illness if you are sick, but why are you looking for me, I am not a veterinarian!"

As soon as this news came out, it immediately attracted the attention of two groups of scolding troops.

What sharp words!

"Hello everyone, I'm Tang Tang, let you wait for a long time, leave the next battle to me, you can take a rest!" In the next second, another message appeared in Tang Fan's sight.

"It's Tang Tang!"

"It must be Tang Tang!"

"Tang fans, Tang Tang has appeared!"

"Domineering, challenge thousands of mouths with the mouth of one person, Tang Tang, we will always support you!"

Naturally, there is a top, and there is scolding!

"Bragging!"

"Who do you think you are, let the horse come, I can kill you in an instant without our Liu Shiren's reply!"

“……”

At this time, Liu Kairui naturally kept staring at the battle situation, and when he saw the two messages that called himself Tang Tang, he smiled coldly, and his eyes showed the gaze of a hunter looking at his prey.

Look for death!

Wait, this thing actually scolded itself as an animal.

It's despicable!

"The scum of the poetry world, you are so despicable, you actually speak dirty words, what about quality, recuperate? Writing poetry just like this is simply defiling the holy land of the poetry world......"

Tang Song replied quickly: "Dear, did I say dirty words?" Who's talking about it? And, to be honest, I really want to watch you talk, but why do you keep burying your face in your ass? …… Oh? I'm sorry, I didn't know it was your face, so where did your ass go! ”

As soon as the news of Tang and Song came out, Tang fans immediately applauded.

As soon as Tang Tang spoke, it was like a god opening his mouth. This scolding doesn't have any dirty words! ”

"That's what art is called. Enjoyable! ”

"Haha, I know the highest level of scolding!"

Liu Kairui was furious, "You are shameless and don't have ass, Tang Song, you faceless and skinless thing, why does Lao Tzu have no face and no ass......"

From this reply alone, you can imagine how angry Liu Kairui is.

Tang Song: "Dear, who said you have no face and no ass, this pig face and pig buttocks, those are all superb, I want to eat the last meal and the next meal." You can't help but think about it, in order to verify what kind of face you look in the mirror, otherwise, I'm worried that you'll disgust yourself to death! ”

"Tang Tang, good back!"

"Good!"

Tang fans cheered again.

This is the water army that supports Liu Kairui, and now I don't know how to scold.

Scolding others by yourself is nothing more than mother, grandfather and the like, which is the lowest level even kindergarten children can. However, what about people, there is a sense of humor when they open their mouths and close their mouths, and they are swearing without dirty words.

Compared with others, that's simply ashamed of yourself.

How dare you open your mouth!

Tang Song fought back again: "Alas, I'm really not a straw boat, please don't send it to me!" ”

Looking at the computer, Liu Kairui only typed out one word for a long time: "!" ”

Tang Song replied in seconds: "Sure enough, it's genetics, I knew it was like this, I should have shot you in the first place, and I should have washed you away directly with water in the toilet." Regret it! ”

Liu Kairui: "......"

Tang Song: "Okay, save some, don't think that you look rare, we should be rare and expensive." ”

"Dear, the 21st century is dangerous, go back to your Jurassic!"

“……”

The Tang and Song dynasties are classics. You must know that although these words of scolding people without seeing blood are already familiar in China on the earth, in this world, the Tang and Song dynasties are absolutely original.

Therefore, every time Tang Tu replied to a sentence, Tang fans cheered non-stop.

And, those sailors who supported Liu Kairui were already silent and quietly became audiences.

As Tang and Song said, today's scolding war already belongs to Tang and Song alone!