Chapter 60: The second part of the trafficking trilogy
Chapter 60: The Second Part of the Abduction Trilogy
Inside the hotel room!
The more Qin Hui sits, the more he feels that he is redundant, the little couple will have to roll the sheets for a while, what are they doing here, are they being light bulbs?
"That Tang Song, I really have something, I really have to go!" Qin Hui spoke again.
"Walk the yarn, what time is it?" Tang and Song retained.
"Take a good look at your watch, it's almost ten o'clock. Gotta gotcha, I have to go! ”
Outside the house, Qin Hui seemed to have something to say. This Mickey consciously turned her head and entered the house.
"Say it!" Tang Song Nana said.
"Well, you take this box of things, remember, safety first!" When Tang Song saw the thing in his hand clearly, he immediately scolded Qin Hui's back - Damn, Lao Tzu doesn't need a condom, who knows if you have a needle hole on it!
After returning to the room, Tang Song decided to have a showdown with Mi Qier.
In fact, Tang Song had already guessed why she came,
"You go back, don't worry, just rush our relationship, I won't be so uninteresting."
Mi Qi'er was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously, "What do you mean?" ”
"Why, do you have to let me explain?" Tang Song raised his eyelids and stared at Mi Qi'er and said.
Mikiel smiled, "Listen up! ”
"Okay, since you said that, then I'll be straight to the point. I came to the capital with my front foot, and you arrived with your back foot. And I didn't tell you where I live in the capital, how do you know which hotel I'm in, and how do you know which room I'm in? ”
"As the saying goes, if something goes wrong, there must be a demon! In fact, when you think about it, it's easy to know why you're here. It has something to do with your father. Don't worry, I, Tang Song, am a person who values love and righteousness, and when your father helped me, I wouldn't do anything to change jobs because of a little money. ”
Hearing this, Mi Qi'er felt a sense of self-embarrassment, as if she was unreservedly exposed to others, extremely embarrassed.
"That's not how it is......" It was a long time before Mi Qi'er squeezed out of her mouth.
Tang Song chuckled, "What about that?" Okay, let's not talk about that. Well, this is the script for the sketch "Selling a Car", which I have already written during the toilet break! ”
Written during toilet breaks?
This......
With a look of consternation, Mi Qier couldn't help but be stunned, this-
"This "Selling Cars" is simply a continuation of "Selling Abduction", great, great, this time he can be completely relieved!" Mickey muttered.
"Actually, to be precise, this is the second part of the abduction trilogy!" Tang Song said faintly.
Hearing this, Mi Qi'er's eyes were like bells, and she said in surprise, "Selling abduction trilogy? Part 2? ”
After a pause, he continued, "So, there's a third part?" ”
Tang Song nodded, and then briefly talked about the connection between the abduction trilogy.
After listening, this Mi Qier admired Tang and Song more and more.
He was able to come up with such a brilliant idea and make the sketch into a series.
As soon as this propaganda is out, it is tantamount to a thunderbolt in the sky!
Seeing that Mi Qi'er was still thinking, Tang Song interrupted, "Okay, you can leave with peace of mind this time." ”
Mikiel nodded, lowered her voice to the lowest level, and said, "You want me to go so much?" ”
"What did you say?" Tang Song blinked.
"Nothing!" Michy smiled and walked in the direction of the door.
However, when he passed by Tang Song, he was surprised to see what Tang Song had in his trouser pocket, as if he had seen it in which TV commercial?
Without thinking much about it, Mickey left.
After closing the room, and only taking two steps, Mickie seemed to suddenly remember something, and exclaimed--that's a condom!
Suddenly, she had a feeling of being tricked.
What are condoms used for?
Anyone knows better.
After seeing Mi Qi'er leave, Tang Song finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then fell on the bed with a swoop, and was finally able to sleep peacefully today!
However, as soon as he lay down on the bed, he heard a knock on the door.
Who could it be?
So, Tang Song opened the door, and when he saw it, it turned out to be Mi Qi'er, and he couldn't help but show a look of surprise on his face.
"Why are you back again?"
Mikiel rolled her eyes and said, "Of course you don't want me back." Then he looked at Tang Song's trouser pocket.
"How do you speak?" Tang Song noticed that this Mi Qi'er's eyes were a little strange in the next second, "What are you staring at me all the time?" ”
Following Mi Qi'er's gaze, Tang Song suddenly gasped.
Half of the box of condoms was exposed outside his trouser pocket.
I'm going to go!
Tang Song hurriedly put his hands in his pockets, and then said with a smile, "That, the moon is so round today!" ”
"We are in the house, where is the moon!" Mikiel asked.
Okay, don't you know that hitting people doesn't slap people in the face, and exposing people doesn't expose their shortcomings?
Tang Song smiled, "I-oh yes, I still want to create, that, see you later!" ”
"Is it a creation or a movement?" Mikiel said meaningfully.
Tang Song naturally understood the meaning of her words, "I'm going, what do you mean?" How can this thought be so evil? I'll tell you, I didn't recruit anyone or mess with anyone, and there was an extra box in my trouser pocket, and I wondered! ”
"You tell me honestly, did you deliberately put this in my pants pocket?"
Tang Song took the box of condoms and gestured left and right in front of Mi Qi'er.
"Oh, it's domestic, it's very supportive!" Mikiel glanced at it and laughed.
"I am willing, I will stimulate domestic demand and drive the country's economic growth, I am proud!" Tang and Song were a little hot.
"Then it seems that I should get you a few reporters to report on the patriotism of our evil poets?" Mikiel continued.
"Well, I can't ask for it!" Tang Song said coldly, "I was just about to announce a major discovery. ”
As he spoke, he tore the box violently, and then took out one of it, and blew it very brutally, seeing this scene, Miqier was almost thundered.
Using a condom as a balloon to blow up, this thing is crazy, isn't it?
"See, this thing is much better than a balloon." Tang Song Shen chattered and continued, "If you want to be bigger, it's no problem." Hey, don't go, I'll blow it to you, and you can blow out an S-shape......"-
On a social networking site in Beijing, a video is being recited by everyone at this time.
The place where the video took place was in a military hospital. The male protagonist in the video is thin, his eyes are attentive, and he appears in a ward in a hurry, communicates with the patient, and then leaves in a hurry.
It's just that the patient on the hospital bed ignored the opposition of his family, took heavy steps, moved his body little by little, and watched the figure of the male protagonist gradually move away.
This video is exactly how Tang Song went to the First Military Hospital to visit Liu Ruyan's father.
It's just that it is obvious that this video has been processed, and in the last few minutes when Liu's father said goodbye to Tang and Song, the article "Back" appeared in the video.
It seems that this video should have been secretly filmed by someone in the First Military Hospital. The reason why it circulates in social circles is because of the touching scene where the patient bids farewell to the male protagonist at the end.
That "Back", it can be said, made many people cry involuntarily.
"Hey, that person is so familiar, huh? I always feel like I've seen it somewhere? Someone commented.
"I'll go, isn't that Tang Tang?"
"Who is Tang Tang?"
"I'm a grass, even Tang Tang doesn't know, you can die. Even if I see it, I won't stop you. I know no, when Tang Tang held a new book signing meeting in the Book Building today, he donated 1 million yuan to Hope Work on the spot. ”
"I know about this, and besides, there was a Tang Fan's father at the scene who urgently needed more than 300,000 yuan in medical expenses, and Tang Tang helped her without saying a word at the time!"
"Medical expenses? In this way, Tang Tang not only helped fans make up for medical expenses, but also took the initiative to visit the hospital. God, this Tang Tang is too great! ”
"Like, must like!"
"I want to be Tang Fan too!"
“……”
It didn't take long for the video to have more than 2,000 comments on the social networking site.
I don't know who reposted this video to Xinyi Weibo. Suddenly, countless Tang fans rushed to hear the news and praised them one after another.
In less than an hour, the video had 1.2 million views and 30,000 comments on Xinyi Weibo.
In particular, when Su Yuting's Weibo reprinted this Weibo and liked it for a long comment, driven by the charm of the queen of the song, it once again set off a trend.
"Tang Tang, I'm already deeply in love with you, what should I do? What to do? ”
"Tang Tang, your "Back" has simply reached my heart, and I will tell you quietly, I have cried so much that I can't do it!"
"What are you waiting for, hurry up and go to the major sales platforms to order books, you can only use this way to support Tang Tang!"
“……”
At half past ten the next morning, Tang Song was sleeping in the hotel when he was awakened by the sound of a harsh phone.
"Damn, what the hell, I don't want to mess around, do I!" Tang Song closed his eyes and said indignantly.
"Hehe, the main thing is that I'm too excited, that, are you up? Haven't you slowed down yet? Is that box enough? ”
As soon as he heard this voice, Tang Song knew that it was Qin Hui calling.
Ya, listening to the meaning of this goods, it seems that I rolled the sheets until dawn yesterday!
"Enough for your sister! Your uncle, there's no big thing, don't affect the master, the master wants to sleep! Tang Song said indignantly.
"Hey, I made it, I made it. I'll tell you, I've been promoted to president, and this time I don't have that sub-word! Qin Hui on the other end of the phone was very excited, after all, his dream for many years had finally come true.
And all this is attributed to the Tang and Song dynasties.
"Hey, why is there no sound? Tang Song, Tang Tang? Damn, you fell asleep? How tired last night, alas, the young man just has no moderation, if he knew this, he wouldn't have given him that box of condoms, it's a waste! ”