Chapter 028: Intermezzo
"What is this?" The temple looked at the feast in front of him and couldn't help but ask.
"In order to welcome Iki and Toyohime-sama, I specially added several dishes." Reisen explained.
Well, the styles are indeed very rich, steamed, braised and sour, sweet and sour, baked, pepper and salt, spicy and spicy, etc., which can be called a textbook-style Chinese menu.
However, although this character is used too much, I still want to use but.
Why are all the raw materials carrots?
Even its own brother, the white radish, has it!
The most terrifying thing is that even the drink is carrot juice, with a concentration of 200 to 500 percent, imagining the appearance of a mouth full of carrots, **Si feels that he has no appetite for the whole person.
As for the Mianyue sisters, they look like I know they are like this, anyway, they can't eat a few times a year and deal with it casually, of course, they won't drink that terrible vegetable juice, and even the powerful moon people are afraid of this invincible food.
"Reisen, let me ask first, who is usually responsible for the diet of the Eternal Pavilion?" **Temple suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Of course it's me, the master is very busy and has a lot of experiments to do every day (Speaking of this, Reisen couldn't help but shudder, even the bodies of Mianyue Fengji and Yiji couldn't help but tremble a little), the emperor didn't know how to cook at all, as for the princess ......" seemed to want to consider the wording, neither damaging the princess's reputation, nor lying about such a trivial matter, Reisen fell into a long silence.
"It's like a waste." The outspoken Yiji said it mercilessly, making Ling Xian smile awkwardly, and the response was not not a response.
"Is there anything else besides the radish?" ** Temple did not give up and finally sent out a follow-up question.
"Of course not." Reisen gave hope, but the next sentence hit the ** temple to the bottom.
"And green onions, ginger, garlic."
Isn't that a condiment!
Mianyue Yiji looked at the ** temple with sympathetic eyes, they couldn't stay much time in the Forever Pavilion and couldn't enjoy too much such noble treatment, but as a so-called insider, if they didn't have the ability to eat or starve to death, the ** temple was destined to not escape.
Feng Ji finished eating the rice on her plate silently, gently wiped the corners of her mouth with a tissue, and showed a smile, and then found that something was inappropriate, a little rude, and returned to the appearance of Gujing Wubo.
**The temple collapsed weakly on the dinner table, can he only be a vegan next?
Reizen on the side is still introducing the benefits of eating carrots, from nutrition to health, should I say that he is really worthy of being the disciple of the best doctor in the world? The power of brainwashing is one of the most powerful.
"Wait, Reizen, you said rabbits are supposed to eat carrots, but aren't you a moon rabbit? The two races should not be related by any blood. The temple keenly grasped the loophole in Reizen's words.
The girl's long ears flicked, and she said proudly: "Of course it doesn't have anything to do with it, the moon rabbit is a new species produced with the high technology of the moon capital, and it has nothing to do with any of the creatures on the ground, even the permutations and combinations used in the genes are also imitation of the inhabitants of the moon capital, although the appearance is very similar to the rabbit on the ground, but in fact, it has nothing to do with it." ”
In order to verify the credibility of his words, Reisen put his hand on his ear and took off his rabbit ear under the puzzled gaze of ** Temple.
Took it off......
"Closing your ears turned out to be an ornament." **A mouthful of old blood spurts out of the temple, the groove is too big and I don't know where to vomit, and there is always a feeling that you will lose if you complain, but if you don't vomit, you won't be happy, and if you don't vomit, you will die.
"Of course not." Reizen patiently explained, holding his rabbit ears in front of his chest, his cheeks were still a little red, and it was really embarrassing to see this.
"The most advanced detection equipment is installed inside, even if there is a stealth monster sneak attack, it can be detected in time, and at the same time, it can also maximize my ability to control the wavelength."
The ears have suddenly been upgraded from ornaments to equipment, and it is really time to admire the imagination of the people of Yuedu.
"Since it's not the same as the rabbit on the ground, don't force yourself to eat carrots."
"But the emperor said that in order to better integrate into the big family of Eternal Pavilion, you must learn to eat carrots, after all, the rabbits on the ground only eat carrots."
"You've been deceived." **Temple said seriously.
"Rabbits eating carrots are just an exaggeration in film and television productions, and their recipes are very diverse. I don't know who deceived you or for what purpose, but there is a big hole in this kind of statement. As a member of the food chain in the wild, one food source alone cannot meet the needs of survival. ”
"What if that food is gone, what if there are too many competitors? The combination of factors has led to the diversification of biological recipes. ”
"Rabbits can eat almost all vegetables, greens, cabbage, alfalfa and even pumpkin, fruits can also be eaten, apples, bananas and even grapes are very suitable for their diet."
With the merciless explanation of the ** temple, Lingxian's head lowered more and more, and finally cried.
Toyohime Mianyue on the side calmed down, put Reizen's head on her knees, and gently stroked her head with her hand.
"Lingxian has worked very hard, whether it is the master or us, you are a good boy, be good, don't cry."
The radiance of motherhood emanated from Mizuki Toyohime, gradually soothing Reisen's wounded heart.
Yi Ji stared at the ** temple with an unkind expression, this guy really didn't understand the amorous style at all, and the man's demeanor didn't make the girl cry.
The culprit is a thoughtful look, according to the intelligence, it should be the original owner of the Lost Bamboo Forest who didn't run away, but this level of deception is not just a prank.
Is Reisen stupid?
**Si never thinks so, even if she is always very docile and cowardly, after all, she has served as the captain of the moon capital, and this kind of position that can only be done by personal ability will not choose a person with a problem IQ.
But as a very kind Moon Rabbit, Reisen has an almost blind trust in her own people, whether it is the princess's feigning illness, the master craftsman's tricking her into drinking medicine, or because of Emperor Hata's pranks, she is all of them.
Using the trust of others to deceive is a very bad behavior, because Emperor Hata did this, a deception is a hundred years as a unit, is such an existence really suitable to stay in the Eternal Pavilion? **The temple has unconsciously looked at the problem from the standpoint of the Eternal Pavilion, and as for the emperor who was targeted, he couldn't help but fight a cold war.
Time passed, the sun set and the moon rose, and the starlight spread across the world.
Yi Ji and Feng Ji also went in and saw the sage of the moon who had never been seen in the ** Temple, Bayi Yonglin, and went in happily, and came out with a miserable face, as if they had seen an extremely terrifying scene.
"I'm curious about the scene that scares you all?"
"Believe me, you don't want to see it, the skills of the master are really getting more and more unpredictable." Mianyue Yiji said with palpitations, and hurriedly took a sip of tea to suppress the fear in her heart.
"I remember that the last time I went in, a few youkai haven't come out yet, you see them, it looks like the situation is not good."
"No, no, no." Mianyue Yiji shook her head unexpectedly, and the ponytail swaying in the moonlight sent a burst of fragrance belonging to the girl.
"They're in good shape, physically, and I'm sure they'll be able to qualify again soon after they come out. Why, are they your friends? “
"On the contrary, it was me and Reisen who sent them in." **Temple said lightly.
"Then it's best for you to go out and hide when they come out, after all, the anger of the three big monsters is not a joke, except for the otaku girl and the master craftsman, whoever meets in the eternal pavilion is unlucky, of course, I and Feng Ji are exceptions, after all, the strength is too bad."
"Does the otaku mean Kaguya?"
"Who else but her can afford to be called." Yi Ji expressed her disdain, it seems that her relationship with Penglai Mountain Huiye, who robbed her master, is really not good, judging from the situation in front of her, even if you can't fight when you meet, cynicism is still indispensable.
I have to say that the facilities of the Forever Pavilion are really good, you can adjust the weather above according to your mood, even if it is a dark cloudy weather, you can see the sun and the moon, no matter what time it is, it is a good time to enjoy the moon and bask in the sun.
"I can't see such a good view in the moon, it's too desolate." Yes, it was so desolate that even the princesses ran to the ground.
Si looked at the moon, but his brows couldn't help frowning a little, his eyesight and memory are very good, so he keenly noticed that the moon was a little different.
"Is there something wrong with the color of the moon, you won't have an accident in the moon."
"No, it won't." Iki also found that the color of the moon changed somewhat, red, blood-red, ominous, and inauspicious, which made people have a lot of bad associations.
"But Gensokyo's moon is fake." Toyohime Mizuki also came behind them.
"Yakumo Purple uses the realm of virtual reality to separate Gensokyo from the outside world, and then lays out a layer of fantasy attribute enchantment called the Great Enchantment of Boli, shielding almost all external invasions, wind energy can enter, water can enter, but all artificial approaches are blocked, even the light from the moon is false, so in Gensokyo the moon is just a shadow, and the changes that occur should be Gensokyo, not Yuedu."
Mianyue Toyohime patiently explained.
"So something big is going to happen in Gensokyo?" Temple asked.
"Although the specific situation is not clear, I guess this is what the shrine maiden often said about the mutation. Don't worry, as long as you stay in the Forever Pavilion, there will be no external force that will hurt you. Yi Ji said, Gensokyo has the ability to forcibly break through the master and craftsman formation There are only a few monsters, how could they come in so coincidentally.