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With the sudden popularity of Joanne, a hidden nobleman, countless revelations are also pouring in every day, and the Scottish people who call themselves "people of the North" in the game of power are suddenly pleasantly surprised to find that they really have their own queen

Although in this modern society, the royal family is only a symbol, but for the European people, it is a symbol of romance and tradition, and young people have a natural sense of worship for the ancient and mysterious royal bloodline. 【】

Regarding the popularity of this "new Queen of Scotland", the British BBC and Sky TV have taken a cold approach to prevent the situation from developing towards the most undesirable development in the UK.

But for the American media who love this kind of topic, there is no such concern, and ABC TV directly made a series of relevant reports.

"We're on set in Scotland for Game of Thrones, and although the crew is working intensively right now, it's very lively around the film."

In ABC's news program, a middle-aged white female reporter on the TV screen took the microphone for the first time and spoke into the camera:

"The young people gathered here are all from Scotland, Ireland, and England, and they all want to see Joanne, the mother of dragons."

As soon as the screen camera turned, I saw young people filming the periphery of the quarantine area, reading, playing cards, chatting, and many people holding "Mother of Dragons" cards, as well as some people wearing props and armor, holding swords and playing with their companions.

The female reporter walked up, called out to a white boy who had just become an adult, pointed the microphone at him, and asked curiously, "Hi, hello, are you here to see Joanne?"

The boy excitedly said to the camera: "Of course, I came from Glasgow" and the female reporter asked: "Why did you come from 200 kilometers away just to see her?"

The boy raises his hands feverishly at the camera and shouts: "To hell with Prince William, of course to see our Celtic queen, we have our own queen of Scotland"

The director of the show cut the picture back to the live broadcast room, and the host smiled: "Obviously, while the young people of Scotland want the country, they all have a strong desire to have a Celtic royal family, let us listen to the opinions of experts." ”

As soon as the screen turns, it cuts to a white-haired old man sitting behind a desk in an office, with the caption "Petronad, Professor at the Harvard Graduate School of History."

The old professor looked angry and said helplessly: "Many people don't understand at all that the current Queen Elizabeth II is a descendant of the original Scottish royal family, and she is the real only royal bloodline in Scotland de jure terms, while the Stewart dynasty dates back to an earlier period and does not have legal effect, not to mention that the Caddie family is just a side line of the Stewart dynasty."

The camera pans to a sociology professor at Yale University, who expresses a different opinion:

Of course, now it seems that Joanne's desire to become a royal family is just wishful thinking on the part of young Scottish people, but if Scottish **, the parliament wants to make Britain form a constitutional monarchy like Japan, then with Joanne's current influence, then she is fully qualified to become the first queen of the Scottish Republic.

You know, now in Europe, in addition to the United Kingdom, there are Spain, Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Belgium and other 11 countries have adopted constitutional monarchies, all surveys have shown that as long as the constitutional monarchy can not give the royal power, it is very helpful for the stability and national unity of a country, especially for a small country like Scotland that wants to fight for the first, it is very advantageous to have its own nominal monarch. ”

The final conclusion of this episode of the ABC is that the Scottish Parliament is likely to announce that it will adopt a proposal for a constitutional monarchy before the ** referendum.

Most of the people who pay attention to the popularity of the "New Queen of Scotland" this time are the gossip attitudes of young people, while those who pay attention to politics see more.

In London, England, there have been countless reports rumoring that this Joanne's sudden popularity is completely a political conspiracy of the Scottish National Party.

What is the "new queen of Scotland", she is just a small nobleman, even if she is the so-called heir to the British royal family, but there are 45 people in front of her, there are more noble nobles than her in the United Kingdom, and there are hundreds of people who have passed down the bloodline of various historical dynasties, why is she qualified to become a candidate for queen after Scotland

Under the strong momentum of global public opinion for Joanne, the British media also began to refute such rumors and rumors, and the Times directly questioned the hype on the Internet in relevant reports:

"The heir to the Scottish royal family, our current queen is the orthodox Scottish royal family, if this little girl has this qualification, then overnight, 2,000 queens will emerge from all over Europe, this is simply the topic created by the Scottish Parliament for the ** referendum."

In this regard, some media controlled by the British government have also begun to exert their efforts to try to redeem some disadvantages in this war of public opinion.

The Times reporter also interviewed Craig, a servant at Edinburgh Castle.

The handsome maid said categorically to the camera: "Miss Joanne is as perfect as the report, she is a weirdo, she has severe autism, she doesn't come out of the room every day, she used to stir up a relationship between the maids, and we fought for her chief valet." ”

The BBC reporter also found the French chef of the castle, and the chef also made a very strange comment about Joanne: "She is really very rude, no matter how I make a good dish, she has not thanked me for my efforts in the kitchen once, I think that a real aristocratic lady should not be a person who is not polite." ”

It seems that Joanne's real face is actually a quirky and uneducated freak.

Soon, the Scottish media came forward to refute the rumors and announced the deeds of the fired manservant Craig.

The Edinburgh Castle Warden produced the receipt of the kickback he had received for the castle renovation fee, and published the text message he had sent to a friend when he was Joanne's valet: "I can have a chance to be the heir to the British royal family".

As for the French chef, he was expelled from the castle early because of his affair with the maid in the castle, and the title of the so-called Michelin restaurant chef is also suspected of fraud