Chapter 16: Sending You a Thousand Miles
"Sister-in-law, drink tea." Murong was like holding a teacup in both hands, his weak body was slightly weak, and he was gentle and well-behaved like a little sister.
"Doodle, doodle......"
The rapid warning sound of the detoxification system has been sounding for a long time, and it is about to blow up Han Yunxi's head, this tea is poisonous.
Han Yunxi activated the scanning system, swept his eyes, and quickly determined that the tea contained the lowest level of poison, laxatives.
What a Murong is like a delicate flower, it turned out to be a white lotus!
At this time, let her drink laxatives, and when she goes to the palace to say hello, shouldn't she look for a toilet and lose face at home?
What a big gift, very good, this doctor will give you a bigger gift in return.
When the tea arrived in front of him, Han Yunxi hurriedly reached out to pick it up, and drank it generously, and the teacup was about to be put back, but who knew that a accidentally slippery hand fell to the ground and shattered.
"What's going on?" Concubine Yi shouted, the cup was broken when the tea was served, it was very unlucky.
Murong Wanru hurriedly comforted, "Mother, it's okay." Broken peace, broken peace! ”
Saying that, he hurriedly squatted down to pick it up, and Han Yunxi also squatted down to grab it from her, "I'll come, I'll come, don't hurt you." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the fragments in his hand cut Murong like a trace.
"Oops, bleeding! It's all my fault! Han Yunxi was shocked, and hurriedly pulled up Murong Wanru's fingers, not disgusting at all and holding them in his mouth.
The kind drama was snatched away by Han Yunxi, Murong seemed to be willing, and hurriedly struggled away, "A small injury is not in the way, sister-in-law, don't be like this, I can't stand it." ”
"What a trifle? Come on, call the doctor to take a look, what if you get a scar! ”
Concubine Yi was unhappy, pulled Murong Wanru to the main seat and sat down, looking at her wound with a distressed face, "You, how many times have you said it, it's good to let the subordinates do this kind of thing, what to rob, it's hurt." ”
How Han Yunxi looks at Murong like Concubine Yi, how can she look like a mother and daughter, she always feels that there is still a little resemblance between their eyebrows, but she is not much at ease, after all, people have been together for a long time, and they will look like gods.
Concubine Yi didn't even bother to blame Han Yunxi, Murong Wanru said, "Mother, don't blame my sister-in-law, I was careless." ”
With this kind of words, the corners of Han Yunxi's mouth twitched, where is this white lotus, this is simply a poisonous lotus.
Murong Wanru's words reminded Concubine Yi, and she looked angrily, "You are hairy, you have no cultivation at all, you will be punished ......"
Who knows, before the words were spoken, I heard a sound, "Boom......"
What was that? Everyone was confused, and then a series of sounds like firecrackers were heard, "Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang......"
What a loud fart!
And...... Very smelly?
"Ah......" Concubine Yi jumped up screaming, covering her nose far away, with a look of disgust, "You fart!" Stinks to death! Stinks to death! Get out of here! ”
At this moment, a room full of people all looked at Murong Wanru, and Murong Wanru's face instantly turned red, like a monkey's butt. She realized when she let go of the fart, and subconsciously clamped her ass desperately, but no matter how hard she tried, it didn't help.
"Mother, I ......"
Before I knew how to explain it, my ass was completely out of my control, and there was a crackling sound, and the fragrance of flowers around me was all masked.
Concubine Yi, who has a habit of cleanliness, couldn't stand it at all, she was about to vomit, so she jumped to her feet in a hurry and yelled, "Come on, take her out, don't spoil my house!" ”
"Ah......h
Murong screamed as if he was short, and there was another loud sound under him. Oh, my God! How so? Her legs were clamped, she wanted to cry without tears, and she didn't even dare to speak.
Seeing everyone's disdainful gazes, she was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into. It's a shame to be dead, especially in front of King Qin, how can you see people in the future! What the hell is wrong with her?
The two maidservants were about to come to pull people, but at this time, suddenly, with a "bang", the collapsed!
Immediately, there was a crackling and pour, and the pants were wet.
"Ah...... Yes...... Yes! Concubine Yi couldn't stand it at all, screaming and running out as if she was running for her life.
The room stinked, Concubine Yi ran away, and of course everyone followed, leaving Murong Wan as if she was in the house and continued to pull while crying.
Why is this happening? Shame on the dead! How will she meet people in the future?
Who will tell her what is going on, she obviously gave Han Yunxi the medicine, and it is not a laxative that works immediately.
Sitting in a puddle of and urine, Murong Wanru is not up, she can't afford it, she doesn't know what to do, who will save her!
Han Yunxi came out behind Long Feiye, and finally couldn't help laughing, but inadvertently turned her head to find that Long Feiye was staring at her.
Ahem......
Restraining her smile, she covered her nose, "Your Highness, it stinks, let's hurry into the palace." ”
"You drugged her wounds, so fast?" Long Feiye asked in a low voice.
"How is that possible? Your Highness, don't wronged me. Han Yunxi's eyes were crooked, and she smiled very well.