Chapter 659: Don't Laugh at the Death Star!
Chapter 659: Don't tease the Death Star Man!
"That's nature."
Tang Yue thought that the mouse was praising him, and agreed very proudly.
In the next second, Tang Yue vaguely sensed that something was wrong.
He asked angrily: "What does this have to do with Yindang!" ”
The mouse showed a lewd smile and said, "Didn't you say it, the small silver is in the wild, and the big silver is in the city." ”
"I said that." Tang Yue nodded as a matter of course.
The mouse nodded, and said with a lot of saliva: "Does this mean that those who play field battles are just low-level silver swings, and fighting in the downtown is considered high-level silver swings?" ”
In an instant, Tang Yue and the goat looked at each other.
I've seen a lot of imagination, but I've never seen it so rich!
Tang Yue coughed embarrassedly, and asked with a wry smile: "Which planet is your kid an alien species, it's just against the sky!" ”
"I'm the legendary Awesome." The rat patted his chest, this blowing, that called an earth-shattering sound.
The attention of many brothers was attracted by the mouse, Qin Zhan deliberately teased the mouse again, and learned the arrogant and cruel smile of those second ancestors in society: "Mouse, since you are so awesome, do you dare to compete with me." ”
The rat is on the rise, just like a wild horse with the reins, and he can't pull it.
In response, the mouse turned his head and ran to Qin Zhan, and asked triumphantly: "Say, Brother Zhan, what are we comparing?" ”
As he spoke, the rat moved his wrists and ankles as if he was about to fight.
Qin Zhan pouted, how strong this rat is, he knows, fighting with a rat is obviously a self-inflicted job, Qin Zhan will not be stupid enough to hit a stone with an egg.
Pointing to the galloping horses in the distance, Qin Zhan smiled and said, "Since we are in the horse farm, let's compare our riding skills, how about it?" ”
Many of the brothers present only knew that one of the three major industries of blade was a horse farm, but few people had really come to ride, Qin Zhan's construction was undoubtedly like a shot in the arm, which greatly stimulated the enthusiasm of all the brothers.
Suddenly, the brothers shouted in unison, letting Qin Zhan and the rat have a speed contest.
Although the mouse doesn't know equestrianism, but the words are released, he has no intention of taking it back, thinking that he is a ground-level martial artist, is it possible that he can still fall off the horse?
Thinking of this, the mouse said very happily: "No problem, come on!" ”
Qin Zhan laughed and was about to go to the stable to pick up a horse, but before he could lift his feet, the mouse stopped him again.
"It's more boring than riding a horse."
The mouse's words were full of provocation and arrogance, "Let's be more exciting than the point, how about it?" ”
Immediately after, the mouse asked in the direction of Tang Yue, "Brother Yue, what is the most exciting thing in horse racing?" ”
Tang Yue smiled and said, "Then there is no need to say, of course it is naked riding." ”
It's not that Tang Yue deliberately made things difficult for the rat and made the rat embarrassed, but who let the rat understand the truth that Tang Yue had painstakingly taught him into such a crooked and evil thing?
Naked and ridden.
All the brothers were attracted by these two words, and they have only seen naked and ridden on TV, and they have never been feasted on in reality.
Feeling the enthusiasm of the brothers, the mouse immediately said: "Brother Zhan, do you dare to ride naked?" ”
"Try it."
Qin Zhan said with a smile, and then, he turned his head again and whispered to Chen Yu, who was smiling brightly on the side, "This kid doesn't know that I'm from Inner Mongolia, and it's all a piece of cake to ride a god horse naked." ”
Chen Yu said with a smile: "Brother Zhan, don't make too much trouble, when we start a war with the Vermilion Bird Gate, rats are our main combat force." ”
"Don't worry." Qin Zhan waved his big hand and said, "I have a spectrum in my heart. ”
As soon as he took five or six steps, there was a sudden exclamation behind him.
Qin Zhan and Chen Yu turned their heads in unison.
Then, both of them were stunned.
Not only them, but the rest of the brothers were the same, sluggish as sculptures.
Only the rats are still preparing on their own.
But he was not preparing to choose a horse, nor was he putting on riding gear, but he was undressing.
That's right, this thing is taking off its clothes one by one.
Finally, when he took off his shirtless, Tang Yue took the lead in recovering his speech ability, and stopped him by opening his mouth: "You kid stop me!" ”
The mouse was startled, and when he turned around, his face was full of grievances: "Brother Yue, why are you scaring me." ”
"Who's scaring whom!"
Tang Yue looked at the tourists in the distance with vigilance, for fear that some of them would notice the situation here, and then come to take pictures and post them on Weibo.
After confirming that there was no crisis, Tang Yuecai said coldly, "If you want to change into cycling clothes, go to the locker room over there to change, who taught you to take off your clothes in a public place." ”
"You." The mouse said confidently.
"Get out."
Tang Yue scolded angrily, "Don't let me carry any black pot for you." ”
"It's really you." The mouse explained again and again, "You said that I should compete with Brother Zhan Naked, but I wasn't naked, so you stopped me, what do you mean, you!" ”
Burst.
Tang Yue was almost angry, and when he heard this, he was immediately amused by the mouse.
"Naked riding is to let the horse be naked, not saddled, not worthy of pedals, who wants you naked!" Tang Yue said with some weakness.
"Is that so?"
The mouse seriously asked the brother next to him to collect evidence, and finally came back to his senses, and laughed embarrassedly, "No wonder, if I am naked, it is really too exciting." ”
Watching the rat make everyone laugh, Tang Yue was also helpless and funny.
"This thing is absolutely apathetic, no more than a dead star!"
In the end, Tang Yue came up with such a definition.
…
Night.
The icy night breeze blew in the sky of Lingjiang City, but it did not bring the slightest chill to the city.
The city is still bustling and lively, singing and dancing.
It's a city that never sleeps.
The reason why it can never stay night is due to the shopping malls, bars and luxury nightclubs, and the largest nightclub in Lingjiang City is the property of Suzaku Gate.
Suzaku Nightclub.
In the purple and red buildings, I don't know how many sins and extravagances are hidden.
On the top floor of the building is the internal conference room of Suzaku Gate.
The thickened walls ensure that the meeting room is enclosed, and even if they sing and dance in it, they can't hear any wind and grass outside.
Of course, the people of the Vermilion Bird Gate stationed in Zhongnan City were all annihilated for no apparent reason, and this group of people didn't have the heart to open their bodies.
"Door master, is it possible that we have to swallow this evil breath?" The one who spoke was a man with five big and three rough faces, and at first glance he was short-tempered and the kind of character who was very difficult to mess with.
This man was wearing a big windbreaker, with a black vermilion bird tattooed on his left chest, and his status was on an equal footing with the demon crossbow that died in Tang Yue's hands.
His name is Lin Xiangwu, he practices the kung fu of iron cloth shirts, hard bridges and hard horses, and claims to be an invulnerable fierce man.
"Xiangwu, it's time to put away your fiery temper."
Sitting opposite Lin Xiangwu, there was an older member, who was also a black Suzaku, but don't look at his smile, in fact, he was sinister and cunning in the entire Suzaku Gate.
The human spirit Xue Cun, is talking about him.
Sen smiled coldly, and Xue Cunmeng said: "The person who killed the demon crossbow is likely to be the Tang Dynasty that is in the limelight, so it's better for us to keep a low profile in front of the Tang Dynasty." ”
"Then what do you say!" Lin Xiangwu said angrily.
"Show weakness."
Xue Cun's eyes jumped with a gloomy light, "We are only ranked in the top five in North China, and the ranking of the Tang Dynasty is still ahead of us, if we want to fight against them, we have to play yin, not ming." ”
This is said to be neither yin nor yang, and few people can really understand it.
In particular, Lin Xiangwu scratched his ears and cheeks, eager to open Xue Cun's skull to see what words were hidden inside.
"You can't be clear, what kind of door to sell!" Lin Xiangwu slapped the table and scolded.
"Xiangwu."
At this moment, a calm but calculating voice sounded.
The voice came from the most central position of the conference table, Lin Xiangwu quickly put away his temper, sat in his seat Ansheng, and said, "Door master, you say, I'll listen." ”
The owner of the door is about sixty years old, with hard eyebrow bones, and a bit of Stallone Schwarzenegger and the like.
The master of the Suzaku Gate.
What is the name, none of the people here know, everyone only knows his pseudonym, Suzaku.
His eyes fell on Xue Cun's fierce body, and Suzaku asked, "Tell me about your method." ”
"Hey."
In response, Xue Cunzhuang opened his mouth and said, "The Tang Dynasty is the second largest community in North China, not only that, many clubs want to hug this thigh, but there is one club that is not birdish to the Tang Dynasty at all. ”
Suzaku's eyes lit up slightly: "You mean Shura?" ”
"That's right."
Xue Cunzhuang nodded and said with a smile, "The Shura Society is the first society in North China, and all sides have suppressed the Tang Dynasty several times, if we can get the protection of the Shura Society, it may be too early to eat the Tang Dynasty, but it is no problem to protect ourselves." ”
Hearing this, Lin Xiangwu couldn't contain his temperament again, and asked angrily: "The Shura Society has always eaten people and does not spit out bones, let's show weakness to him, haven't we merged with them and become their dogs?" ”
Xue Cunzhuang retorted: "What we talked to them about is cooperation, not merger, and the Vermilion Bird Gate is not a gang that the gangsters just established by the gangsters, no matter how powerful the Shura will be, it won't be able to eat us in a short time." ”
There is a well-founded reason for this, and I can't find fault with it.
The most important thing is that Shura will ignore the development of the Tang Dynasty on the surface, and may not be angry at all in his heart?
As the big brother of the community in North China, Shura will have to show the forbearance it deserves.
But if it is to cooperate with the Suzaku Gate, the Tang Dynasty's attack on the Suzaku Gate is to ignore the existence of the Shura Society, and it is clearly a provocation!
When the time comes, will Shura still be able to endure it?
In less than a minute, the members present all figured out this reason, and even Lin Xiangwu calmed down, clapping his hands again and again: "Lao Xue, your brain is good, with Shura's help, we will destroy the Tang Dynasty sooner or later and avenge the demon crossbow!" ”
"Let's not just destroy the Tang Dynasty." The master of the door, Suzaku, suddenly interjected, and there was an indescribable coldness and domineering between his words.
Xue Cunmeng glanced at Suzaku in astonishment, then put away the shock and maintained his usual smile.