"Don't hook up with my sister!" Jin Yutang secretly threatened on the way back.

Yun Kai rolled his eyes speechlessly. Your sister, am I hooking up with your sister, or is your sister hooking up with me? The conscience of heaven and earth, obviously your precious sister is a problem girl, you Jin Dashao can't talk nonsense with your eyes open, right?

This matter is straightforward, but not strong.

Yan Xiaoyi was justified and asked to go to Shennongjia because he had honorably completed the task of covering his teammates. When Guo Minmin came to check the room, the goods said that Yunkai went to Suzhou and Hangzhou and didn't come back, probably rolling the sheets, and the head nurse Guo immediately gossiped and diverted his attention, and was deceived for not checking for a while. In Guo Minmin's mind, it is a good thing to be able to throw one of the girls in the inpatient department to Yunkai, but this group of stupid girls obviously can't rob Dr. Su, and eighty percent of the matchmakers can't do it, so they shook their heads and left the intensive care ward.

Yun Kai had the mind to throw Yan Xiaoyi down from the fifth floor. Nima is digging a pit, if the stingy girl hears about this, she doesn't know how to pick him up, she is not afraid of a god-like opponent, but she is afraid of Yan Xiaoyi, a pig-like teammate. Of course, he is willing to roll the sheets with others, but that is just an idea has not yet become a reality, and it is estimated that the stingy girl will be even more stingy in this kind of thing......

There are several routes to go from Yudu to Shennongjia, one is to fly directly to Yiling and enter the mountain, and the other is to take the waterway to Wushan, and then take a car into the mountain. Tourists generally take the former, Yunkai wanted to avoid the tourist route, and was worried that he would meet the group of crazy women from the Goddess Peak when he walked through Wushan, so he finally decided to take a boat to Badong to enter the mountain.

Shennongjia covers an area of several thousand square kilometers and is connected with the surrounding Daba Mountains, so it is easy for ordinary people to get lost in the boundless primeval forest if they do not take the special tourist route. Fortunately, Yunkai went into the mountain with the old man a few times when he was a child, at least he knew what preparations to make, knives, tinder, flashlights, tents, ropes, cotton clothes, anti-mosquitoes, snakes and scorpions, etc., Yunkai of the medicine Shenma did not need, but these things had to be prepared for Yan Xiaoyi, so that the goods could not be returned if they were lost, as for GPS and the like, there was no communication base station in the mountain, and it was a decoration after entering the mountain, or the compass This old antique is more reliable.

Yun Kai made a list for Yan Xiaoyi, and after sending this fart to purchase, he took the time to call Dr. Lu to ask for leave, and by the way, he nagged Professor Shen that this should be calculated as a tolerance, whether it can be reimbursed for expenses and travel allowances, etc., Shen Yan already knew about Yun Kai's lazy nature, and he was definitely a good person, so he simply vetoed it neatly, and said that it was merciful not to deduct his salary......

I begged for a boring Yunkai, so I had to pay out of my own pocket to order a ferry ticket to Patong from the Internet. Su Hang knew that he was going to Shennongjia to collect medicine, so he secretly handed him a wallet, Yun Kai opened it and immediately closed the wallet, quickly stuffed it into the bottom of Li's backpack, and complained in a tangled way: "Stingy girl, I won't use this thing!" ”

"If you don't use it, just use it to bluff people!" Su Hang glanced at him and said. She had an ominous premonition that Xiao Qiyun's trip to Shennongjia would never go so smoothly, so in the wallet she handed over to Yun Kai, it was a small pistol and a dozen rounds of ammunition, and she didn't know where she got it.

In order to avoid Xia Hanshuang, Sun Xiaoqing and others worrying, Yun Kai didn't tell them the truth, only said that he had something to go on a long trip, and after preparing with Yan Xiaoyi, he boarded the passenger ferry to the East China Sea via Padang in a low-key manner.

The passenger ships sailing on the Yangtze River carry a lot of passengers, carrying five or six hundred people when they are busy, and four or five hundred people in normal times. The top floor of the passenger ship is the first class, the second floor is the first and second class, the first floor is the third class and the loose seats, the ticket bought by Yunkai is the first class, just two people in a room, soon after the two got on the ship, in a long whistle, the hull shook slightly, the passenger ship left the Yudu wharf, along the Yangtze River down the water.

Yan Xiaoyi couldn't stay idle, said that he would go to the deck to see the scenery, put down his luggage and went out. Yun Kai's leg injury had not completely healed, and this Yangtze River waterway was also considered the territory of the Qing Gang, so he didn't want to cause more trouble, so he hid in the cabin to study the physical art manual.

The text in the manual is not long, but there are three times as many annotations written in modern grammar as the main text. Judging from the accuracy and professionalism of the writing, the editor himself is obviously a master of martial arts, and even a person like Yunkai with a martial arts foundation has a certain degree of difficulty in understanding.

The dragon body technique is based on the Chinese tuna technique, and combines yoga and other points, which is indeed extraordinary. Ge Hong once said in his masterpiece "Hug Puzi": "Although taking medicine is the foundation of immortality, if you can also practice qi, its benefits will be very fast." If you can't get medicine, but you can do your best to do your best, you will have to be hundreds of years old...... "In many folklore, after this Ge Immortal Master cultivated to become a master, he turned into an immortal crane and flew away at the White Crane Peak in Wugong Mountain.

Yun Kai was suddenly a little funny, and without paying attention, he embarked on the path of this cow than a god, practicing both the art of medicine and the method of tuna. Folklore is of course nonsense, the real history of Ge Hong, is a famous Taoist leader in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, good at Dan Taoism, outside the study of medicine, the study of Taoism, Confucianism, learning through a hundred schools, in philosophy, medicine, music, and other aspects have extraordinary achievements.

In addition to the method of internal cultivation, there is also a set of external cultivation methods for forging bones and refining the body. Yunkai has a foundation in martial arts, and it is easy to see that in this set of exercises, there are obvious shadows of the Five Birds Opera and Xingyi Fist. The five bird opera was created by Hua Tuo, simulating the five animal forms of bears, cranes, tigers, deer, and apes, while the twelve-shaped Yiquan is to simulate the life forms and fighting specialties of twelve animals such as dragons, tigers, and monkeys.

The dragon body technique is to absorb the strengths of others, absorb the essence of the five bird plays, abandon the offensive and defensive routines in Xingyi boxing, and finally form a set of cultivation exercises that are completely used to strengthen the body, including deer, crane, ox, snake, swallow, tiger, horse, bear, ape, eagle, harrier, dragon and other twelve shapes, the manual has various forms of action illustrations and concise mantra essentials, and at the same time needs the corresponding breathing of the art to cooperate, the combination of movement and static, rigidity and softness.

Yun Kai has spent a lot of time these days, and according to the requirements in the manual, he is familiar with one action after another, and the progress is quite slow, because he finds that it is very difficult to complete these movements accurately, let alone Tu Na cooperate. For example, the snake shape requires the body to be able to bend, stretch, wind, and turn, and Yunkai's waist ligaments have been strained many times, and it hurts so much that he can't finish grinning his teeth. Another example is the deer shape, which can be easily done in the form of movement, but it requires 300 kicks per minute - Daddy, the Guinness World Record is not so high, right?

Yun Kai is a character who does not suffer losses and does not admit defeat, and he scolded the dragon master in his heart, but he also consumed it with this dragon body technique. Nima snake-shaped Lao Tzu can't do it, can you make a four-legged snake first? It's not okay to kick your legs 300 times, but Lao Tzu can start with 30 times, right? Add it a few times a day, and one day it will exceed 300 times......

Long Xingyun, who handed him the physical arts manual, originally just hoped that he, a pharmacist, would be stronger, and threw a knife to him in order to kill chickens, and did not expect him to become a great master, but he didn't expect that Yun Kai, who had always been a hanger, was actually annoyed and angry, and vowed not to give up if he didn't get this tattered physical art - what kind of thing this thing would look like, for the time being, only the cake seller knows.

Yun Kai practiced for a while, and when he was lying on the bed panting and unable to move, Yan Xiaoyi pushed the door in and shouted, "Hurry up, the scenery outside is better......

Yun Kai didn't even bother to raise his head, and replied lazily: "I'm not interested, my brother is tired and needs to rest!" ”

"it!" Yan Xiaoyi looked at him exhausted, and said very rogues: "You won't take advantage of my absence to take advantage of my absence, and take a plane, right?" ”

"Get out!"

"Let's go! This cabin is so small, what is there to stay in? Uncle Yun, can my brother invite you to dinner? ”

"Really? Talk the talk! As soon as Yun Kai heard that someone was treating, he immediately came to his senses, and jumped off the bed as soon as he turned over. It's hard to say what else this dragon body technique is effective, but it's a bargain when it comes to creating hunger, and Yun Kai feels that he can kill a cow now.

The life of a foodie is like a train, which can be summed up as shopping...... Eat, shop...... Eat, shop...... Eat, but unfortunately there is nothing to visit on the passenger ship, so you can only eat and eat. Yan Xiaoyi, who is familiar with the road, took the cloud to the top floor of the passenger wheel, there was an open-air barbecue restaurant, and after the two of them found a side seat and sat down, they asked for two roast lamb legs, Yan Xiaoyi asked, "Let's have two drinks?" ”

"Isn't that right? Our wounds haven't healed completely...... "As a doctor, Yun Kai felt obligated to advise those who didn't follow the doctor's instructions, even though he himself wanted to drink it.

"So let's drink white liquor to disinfect." Yan Xiaoyi quickly found a reason, but he frowned at the wine list, because he found that there was no decent wine on this ship, and it was sold at a very high price.

Yun Kai glanced at Yan Xiaoyi, and said in his heart that this insurance salesman has quite high requirements for wine. In the end, the two had to reluctantly ask for two small bottles of two pots, and when they were holding the wine bottle in one hand and grabbing the leg of mutton, Yan Xiaoyi suddenly sniffed and muttered in a low voice: "Yunkai, do you smell it?" ”

"What?" Yun Kai also sniffed.

"Good wine!" Yan Xiaoyi salivated and pointed behind Yun Kai.

Yun Kai turned his head and saw a bearded middle-aged man with his back against the side of the boat, carrying a big gourd in his hand, stepping on the bench with one leg, and pouring a mouthful into his mouth from time to time, with an intoxicated expression on his face. The bearded man is wearing a short coat, the river breeze is not too cold in late autumn, his face is bearded, his hair is very short, his eyes are bright, and he has a bit of the style of the bearded guest in the Tang legend.

"Have you ever seen this kind of wine gourd these days?" Yan Xiaoyi put aside the second pot head in his hand, he was not interested in touching it, and said with envy and hatred: "Based on my brother's research on wine, the wine in the gourd is at least thirty years old, and one hundred thousand bottles can't be bought." Let's go rub two bites? ”

"Is it swollen?"

"Look at my brother!" Yan Xiaoyi rolled his eyes, called the shopkeeper to come over, added a roast leg of lamb and some vegetarian food, and after filling the small table, he suddenly said loudly: "Brother, we have been in the same boat for ten years, we have the fate to get together on this boat, that is the fate of the previous life, I will do this cup first as a respect!" ”

"!" The two of them said dry mouths, but after raising their heads and raising their glasses, they didn't even wet their tongues, and after smiling and glancing at each other, they suddenly felt pity for each other, and hated each other too late - people have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away, and these two pots can't be eaten at all.

Yan Xiaoyi got up from his seat and sang heroically at the waves: "The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, and the waves are sweeping away the heroes." Success or failure turns empty, the green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. On the white-haired fisherman river, accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze. A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet, how many things in ancient and modern times are all laughed and talked about......"

Yun Kai sat on the bench and looked at Yan Xiaoyi in a funny way. Don't really say it, this thing can't do anything else, his voice is very good, and the song "Linjiang Immortal" really made him sing a little vicissitudes.

After Yan Xiaoyi finished the performance, he shouted at the bearded guest: "This big brother! It's not interesting to drink alone, why don't you come and have two drinks together? ”