Chapter 288: No, I Just Blew a Balloon

(2nd Update)

Princes and princesses, meet in the bamboo forest.

It's all written like this in the classic story script.,Lingxian has also seen a lot of love stories like this.,Although it's not the end of the book after getting here.,But no one can deny the beauty of this moment.。

It's just that this kissing time is a little long, it's almost thirty seconds, Mr. Bajiusi's lung capacity is really good, is this the legendary French tongue kiss?

Reisen, who was extremely shy, didn't notice that the Eight and Nine Temples were pinching Kaguya's nose when they kissed.

Knowing in his heart that the behavior of the Eight Nine Temples violated the Eight Intentions Regulations, Ling Xian himself didn't want to stop this scene in front of him.

Kissing has always been one of the manifestations of love, as a human infancy, the instinct left over from the mother's nurturing of children, even because of the region, because of the language, because of the customs of people everywhere are obsessed with using this behavior to show their love for the opposite sex or the same sex.

It's hard to imagine that an act can be recognized on a global scale, knowing that even the rule of nodding yes and shaking no is reversed in India, which speaks volumes about the sanctity of kissing.

Beautiful romance is what every girl pursues, although Lingxian has passed the expiration date at the age, but deep down I still like to see such a love in my lifetime, but the love of the eternal is difficult.

The immortal species is already one in a hundred, and the immortal has not yet been born.

Could it be that this eternal boundary is about to be broken by the Eight or Nine Temples?

But the Eighty-Nine Temple is not actually kissing.

In the story of Sleeping Beauty, the prince overcame all obstacles to wake up Sleeping Beauty through kissing, which itself is a lot of stories that cannot stand scrutiny, compared to that sweet fairy tale, Bajiu Temple is more willing to believe that the so-called prince is the child of the thirteenth witch, and the so-called kissing is just a trick to deceive.

Although in various movies, almost all curses can be lifted with kissing, and petrifying coma and turning into a monster can't stop this universal ability, and the degree of good is even comparable to that of drinking water and Banlangen, but this is not a scientific thing of course, and the Eight and Nine Temples have doubts.

Bajiuji, who doesn't believe that it is the story of Sleeping Beauty, certainly doesn't subjectively imagine that his kiss can break the curse of the dragon god, he does something more realistic.

Called Blowing Balloons.

Mystery? Seriously blow up the balloons!

As a human being in the new era, the various indices of the body of the Eight and Nine Temples are superhuman-like existences, and the same is true in terms of lung capacity, which is about the level of eight to ten swimmers, and can blow up more than a dozen hot water bottles in one breath.

Reizen's angle is actually not real, Bajiuji Temple and Kaguya are not face-to-face, but closer to the ninety-degree angle of artificial respiration, and the mouth is not a state of enjoyment but an O-shaped mouth that is easy to blow.

Like a high-power blower, the Eight and Nine Temple injected a lot of air into Kaguya's body, and the girl's perfect body curve was moving out of shape at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a balloon that began to slowly bulge, first the body, then the limbs, and finally the neck, it seems that from the perspective of elasticity, Penglai and the rubber people are also about the same.

Just right for his plans.

The scales of the dragon god have almost absolute resistance to mysterious powers, but they don't seem to be able to use physical means to force this thing out.

Originally, it was planned to be a heart exchange surgery, but since the Penglai people's physique is so powerful, they can try some other plans.

The lips were separated, and the left hand that was originally pinching the nose covered the mouth, and now Kaguya is like a balloon full of gas, as long as you let go of your hand, the gas exhaled in the Eight and Nine Temple will be run out, with the fastest speed.

As we all know, as long as the balloon has an air outlet, all the gas will run out in this direction, and its power will even blow up the balloon itself.

But just in case, you have to make the most of it.

What is the easiest way to get a balloon to explode air pressure?

Squeeze hard, of course!

Holding down Kaguya's chest with one hand, Bajiuji used all his strength to perform standard CPR movements, an act that is common in swimming pools and riversides, and is the best way to get rid of water when there is no professional medical equipment.

Compared to the eternal pavilion machinery that is not very good at use, the Eighty-Nine Temple trusts his hands more.

Ancient and primitive method vs mysterious dragon god!

At the same time, the hand of the Eight and Nine Temples was released, and all the gas was exhaled from Kaguya's mouth!

Mama, Kaguya leaked.

Ahem.

The powerful power flew out with scales, should it be said that it is really worthy of Penglai people? The quality of the trachea is really good, even if the scales the size of the heart guard are sprayed out, there is no blood on it, and even the trachea wall is not scratched at all.

The golden scales smashed against the wall, nearly halfway deep into the wall, stuck at the height of a person, and at the same time, without the curse supported by the strange power of the scales, Kaguya slowly woke up, his chest began to rise and fall, his breathing went from being there to nothing, faint to normal, and his stopped thinking was restored.

"How long will your hand be pressed, Sinai!"

Kaguya, who came to his senses, did not follow the normal routine, unfolded his eyes worriedly, glanced at the ceiling, looked at the Eight Nine Temples, and then looked at his own body, as if he had already known what was going on, and counterattacked at a very fast speed.

I dared to eat the tofu of this princess, I really ate the bear's heart and leopard gall!

Even if I don't care about these little things at ordinary times.,Kaguya, who has a very strong heart and doesn't show a girl's appearance because of ordinary things, can't stand such treatment.。

Sitting on the bed, his legs were very dishonest and kicked a lot of feet in the Eight or Nine Temple, and his left foot kicked tired and couldn't understand his anger and then changed his right foot, one after another and never stopped, and it seemed that he didn't take advantage of the preface so much, and he still looked like nothing had happened, and the guy kicked to death and wouldn't stop.

"Your Royal Highness Princess, don't fight anymore, Mr. Bajiu Temple woke you up after all, even if you do such a shameful thing, it is forgivable......"

Demon beast, Reizen has rebelled.

Kaguya couldn't believe that Lingxian was actually helping the Eighty-Nine Temple to speak, and if he didn't stand on his side, could it be that in the time he was sleeping, the Eighty-Nine Temple had already completed the Lingxian strategy?

And this rhetoric that can completely mislead people about what really happened to the cooking thing! Are all the Chinese teachers in Yuedu dead?

"It seems that you are quite energetic, it is not that you have stopped thinking and perceiving, what does it feel like to be under a curse?"

The Eighty-Nine Temple knew that the mutation was far from over, and it was very necessary to know the clues from Kaguya.

It's just that the current Kaguya is angry, and he doesn't want to reply honestly at all, so he raised his head proudly and snorted softly: "Who will tell you!" ”

It's obviously a tsundere posture that will only be exposed when he gets along with Meihong.,It actually appeared here.。

Normal Kaguya has several different models.,The princess mode of the perfect and elegant goddess of the whole people in Taketori Monogatari.,And the brain-hole I've been seeing before.,Ghost ideas are constantly comic mode.,The next is the tsundere mode that can only be seen when you get along with Meihong.。

The ever-changing Kaguya, the ever-changing Moon Princess, every mode is her, but now there is one more Eight or Nine Temples in the list of the last one.

"This is very important, because it's not just you, Mei Hong, Gu Ming Di Lian, Ibaraki Hua Fan and Reimu have all had this problem, and the last mutation is far from over, and we need to solve it."

"Sister Hong also has an accident? This solution is very simple.,I've always felt no energy after being eroded by this strange thing.,I want to sleep.,But it didn't take long for the original illusory thing to be discharged by the self-purification ability of the Penglai people.,As long as you need to take it out.。 If you want me to see, my sister Hong only needs me to kill her completely. ”

This is the truth that Bayi Yonglin doesn't care about, even the scales of the dragon god can't help the physique of the Penglai people, even if it will be affected, there will be no major problems because of this, and the self-purification ability plus the resurrection ability ensures that they can solve it in the simplest way - dying once, it is not a big problem at all.

The physique of the Penglai people is far superior to that of the gods, otherwise, Kaguya can take over the position of seeing the moon god on a moonlit night and become one of the three noble sons of Takamagahara, and there is no need to find a medicine to complete immortality at the risk of being expelled from the moon.

It was too easy for Kaguya to reach the gods, but she chose the Penglai people to see at a glance who was superior and who was inferior.

It seemed that he didn't want to get down from sitting on the bed, Kaguya's left foot was put on top of his right foot, sitting with a standard queen, looking at the Eight and Nine Temple with the same eyes as a spicy chicken: "The problem now is you, the following crimes are very serious, Ling Xian recited the law of the moon capital again!" ”

"Yes, Your Royal Highness the Princess, the moon is a place with strict rules, where there is a moon rabbit who rebels against the moon people, the memory will be erased and restarted, where the moon people rebel against the gods, and the filthy ground is lowered, and any existence dares to offend Kaguya and the moon night, the death penalty will be executed, and the soul will be erased."

"That's it." Kaguya showed a very happy expression, looking forward to the eight or nine temples crying and kneeling to admit their mistakes, really, I didn't expect the concubine's first kiss to be explained in this place, what a hateful guy, not a good clean up is not enough to make people angry!

If you don't die first, a few years and decades are not enough to make up for the loss of the concubine, and he must be taught the principles of being a man.

It's just that the scene that Kaguya was looking forward to didn't happen.,This time it's not the Eight or Nine Temples that have changed, it's Kaguya herself.,Everything started with one of her questions.。

"By the way, what the hell is that thing in my body, what does it feel like it's disgusting?"

"According to Teacher Huiyin, it is the remains of the dragon god."

The atmosphere dropped to freezing point in a thousandth of a second.