Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone! Hope for a family reunion!

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"Well, it's amazing." Ye Yu said this, but his face showed a "Taekwondo can also be considered a martial art?" Expression.

It is true that taekwondo masters are a piece of cake against ordinary people, but in the same level, it is difficult for taekwondo users to beat other martial arts such as Muay Thai and sanda.

The lower limbs are well developed and the upper limbs are slippery.

Taekwondo, a martial art like its birthplace, is too much focused on spectacle and performance.

"Even if you pass the test. Now let's talk about the text. ”

Before Ye Yu finished speaking, Li Ruiyi said proudly: "The university I studied was Seoul National University, and I was still in the top ten when I graduated. ”

Both civil and military, I have to say that Li Ruiyi is a proud son in South Korea, and it is no wonder that he can be so popular after stepping into the entertainment industry.

"Are the top 10 schools in your country the ones who interrupt the interviewer at will?" Ye Yu said disdainfully, "Besides, this doesn't mean anything!" No matter how well you learn Korean culture, physics and chemistry, astronomy and geography, economics and finance, etc., what is the use? Do you know the imperial examinations in ancient China? What I need is an understanding of traditional Chinese culture and poetry and songs! Or, is it possible that Li Xunhuan is also you Korean? ”

"You ......" Li Ruiyi couldn't help but want to refute.

Ye Yu interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and asked rhetorically, "Isn't that so?" Also, don't ask stupid questions like I can interrupt you and you can't interrupt me. Reality is not a fairy tale, nor is it a healing comic! In this room, I'm the judge, I'm the interviewer, and you're the contestant. The two of us are not in the same position. I don't have any problem interrupting you, I can't do it if you interrupt me! The reality is like this, if you can't even see this clearly, I advise you to go home and squat as soon as possible! ”

In Ye Yu's view, the reality is like this.

Location dictates respect.

Location determines the right to speak.

The respect that company leaders and subordinates give to each other is not equal. It should be said that it cannot be equal!

If it's reciprocal, the company can't sustain it.

What kind of respect should be given to people with equal respect is chicken soup for the soul!

Just take a look. Fools believe it!

As a leader, you just need to give your employees a certain level of respect.

If the leader respects the employee as much as the employee respects the leader, then he is still a fart leader?!

Where is the prestige?

Leaders need to keep a certain distance from employees, and the appropriate distance can have the greatest prestige. and command.

Both close and distant.

Being a good leader is not easy.

And in today's conference room, Ye Yu interrupts others at will, which may seem a little impolite to some idealists, but this is the power of the interviewer, and it is also the authority of the interviewer!

Of course, whether Xing exercises this power or not, whether he is willing to establish his prestige, that is Ye Yu's freedom.

It's like when Fang Yuxin auditioned. Although Ye Yu also interrupted her, she was still quite easy to speak, otherwise Fang Yuxin would not have had a chance to get the role of Sun Xiaohong.

However, for this Li Ruiyi, he was not so polite.

The other party provokes himself, despises himself, and he is still polite to him?

Are you kidding?

Have the right not to use it, and it will be invalid when it expires!

I didn't play any small tricks, and I bullied people honestly!!

Li Ruiyi was speechless.

Subconsciously, he felt. Today, in this environment, I am challenging Ye Yu, and it seems that I ...... Something impulsive.

Contrary to what I imagined, this situation is too passive!

At this time. The other people in the room also saw it clearly-from beginning to end, the development of things was firmly in Ye Yu's hands.

"Okay, because you are an international friend, for the sake of the friendship between China and South Korea, I won't say much about the topic just now." Ye Yu said. "Ancient literati like to recite poems against each other, although Li Xunhuan is the protagonist of martial arts novels, he is also a tanhua. Do you know? It is the third place in the imperial examination. There are so many people in Lang Huaxia, what is the level of the third place in the imperial examination, you should be able to guess it, right? In this way, I write a pair, and you look at it. ”

As he spoke, regardless of the other party's reaction, Ye Yu picked up a piece of paper, wrote a couplet with "brush, brush", and handed it to Li Ruiyi.

Li Ruiyi subconsciously took it, glanced at it, and was immediately scared stupid!

Seeing Li Ruiyi's expression, the others were curious and couldn't help but take a closer look.

So, everybody was stupefied - how could this be right?

What Ye Yu wrote was - "Carry the tin pot, travel to the West Lake, the tin pot falls to the West Lake, and it is a pity to the tin pot"

This, this...... Can this kind of pair be matched?

Hold a big grass!

You're bullying people!

This kind of pair, even if you look at the whole of China, there are very few pairs that can come out!

There is a special need for pairs.

The battle is neat, evenly coordinated, the number of words is the same, and the structure is the same, which is the most basic condition.

But a really good pair also needs to match the artistic conception.

Pairs are not simply a play on words, it is a unique dual literature in China.

Well, now is not ancient times, classical Chinese or something is no longer used as daily grammar, everyone usually learns knowledge, but also through the vernacular, and the content learned, traditional culture only accounts for a small part......

Having said all that, it can be summed up in one point - now is not antiquity! Your pair, even if it is the most basic condition requirements, is enough to stump 99.99999% of Chinese people!

This is a righteous bully!

"Huh? Won't you? Ye Yu smiled, "Isn't your Korean culture the strongest in the universe?" ”

Li Ruiyi was aggrieved.

The culture of our Republic of Korea is naturally the strongest, but it is ......

"What you want me to answer is your Chinese culture, which is difficult for strongmen!" Li retorted.

"Hehe......" Ye Yu smiled, "Didn't you Koreans invent our Chinese culture?" All the scientists of your country together have proven it. ”

Ye Yu said it so reasonably, Li Ruiyi felt that he couldn't refute it!!

So, he had to turn around and say, "I can't come out, can you come out?" ”

He knew that in Huaxia, some pairs were called absolutes, which could not even be matched by the questioner himself.

"It's nature." Ye Yu said as he took a pen and wrote on the paper - "Qingjiu bowl, over nine bowls." The wine bowl is missing nine bowls, and the wine bowl is regretted for a long time".

Before anyone else could react, Ye Yu wrote again-

"Go to Nanping and buy a blue bottle. Blue bottle out of Nanping, rare blue bottle"

"Listen to physics, like in the fog, look at physics in the fog, ignore physics"

"How? Three is enough, right? The last one is interesting, right? Ye Yu glanced at Li Ruiyi. said, "Seeing that you can't come out, in line with the friendly attitude that international friends should have, I will ask another question." ”

So, Ye Yu wrote again - "Smoke Lock Pond Willow"

Li Ruiyi's spirit was shocked, this time it seems to be very ordinary!

Take a closer look - the special side is actually fire, gold, water, and civil engineering!

Glancing at Li Ruiyi's frightened face, Ye Yu said, "Still won't?" ”

"Pao Zhen Haicheng Tower"

"Taoran Jinjiang Embankment"

After writing these two lower couplets, Ye Yu said: "Forget it, seeing that you don't seem to be good, I'll come up with a few simple ones." Those two were really a little difficult just now. I'm not even satisfied with what I'm right. ”

Indeed, the two couplets just now, compared with the upper couplet, the lower couplet are still a little less meaningful.

Especially in the first couplet, the three lower couplets can only be regarded as unsatisfactory in terms of artistic conception!

"Look at the river building, look at the river flow, look at the river upstairs and look at the river flow. The river building is eternal, and the river is eternal"

"Could it be? No? ”

"Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow. The shadow of the moon is printed in the well of the moon. 10,000 years of moon wells, 10,000 years of moon shadows"

"One more."

"The moon is full in the sky, the moon is half in the ground, and the moon is full and half in the moon"

"Could it be? It still won't, it seems. ”

"Today is the end of the year. Tomorrow's year, year after year"

"Green water is worry-free, wrinkled by the wind"

"Where's this?"

"Qingshan Yuan is not old, it is a snow-white head"

"Five hundred miles of Dianchi Lake, rushing to the bottom of the eye. Draped in the shore, the joy is boundless. Look: Dongxiang Shenjun; Xizhu Lingyi; The north goes meandering; Nanxiang Su. Celebrity. Why don't you win the election? Take advantage of the crab island Luozhou, comb the wind and fog sideburns. More frequent reeds, dotted with some green feathers Danxia. Don't be disappointed: fragrant rice all around; Ten thousand acres of clear sand; Nine Summer Hibiscus; Sanchun willow"

"What about this? Don't look at it as long, in fact, sometimes long has the benefit of being long, and short has the benefit of being short. Once the upper link is long, many details will be relaxed. How? Still can't come out? ”

"Thousands of years of the past, into my heart. Put the wine in vain, sigh where the hero is. Think: Han Xi Lou ship; Tang standard iron pillar; Song wields a jade axe; Yuan crosses the leather sac. Great and great, with great effort to move mountains. The bead curtain is painted, and the roll is not as good as the twilight rain and clouds. The remnants of the monument were broken, and they were all paid with the smoke. Only won: a few pestles and bells; Banjiang fishing fire; Two rows of autumn geese; A pillow of frost"

Next, it's like Ye Yu's performance time-

"I'm Russian, riding a strange horse, Zhang Longbow, fighting in a single battle, the eight kings of Qinse and Pipa, and the king is above"

"You are a person, a pseudo-person, Qiu Qiu clothes, take it when you close your hands, the four little ghosts, the ghosts are on the side"

"He who speaks, he who is said, everyone is said, it is better not to say"

"The management of the government, the management of the government, the management of the management, the management of the management, it is better to ignore it"

"Less water and sand is the same"

"It's an earthen embankment"

"Green bamboo in the wind, green bamboo in the wind"

"Saffron in the rain, safflower in the rain"

"Chaoyunchao

'Long water, long stream'

……

In the room, the crew wiped cold sweat when they saw it.

These couplets, not to mention that he Li Ruiyi is a Korean, even we can't come out!

Is the world of literati so terrible?

Or is your world so scary?

Perverted!

It's a pervert of perverts!

said on the Internet that Ye Yu may have written a lot of poems, but they were not published, and it seems that today, netizens are honest and do not deceive me!

Ye Yu sighed, glanced at the stunned Li Ruiyi, and said, "Forget it, it seems that you have no talent in this area, I'll ask something simple!" There are 300 Tang poems, how many will you memorize? What about Song Ci? What about Yuanqu? Who are the two people who are called poets and poets in our country? Who is the pioneer and founder of bold words? What about euphemisms? What are the four major calligraphers in China? Who paints bamboo best? What about painting plums? What is the first line of books in the world? What about the first cursive? ……”

Ye Yu asked a lot of questions, and Li Ruiyi could answer very little, so he finally got angry!

"Enough!! Wouldn't you just play a role? Is it necessary to know so many things? Isn't everything the actor says written in the script?! Li Ruiyi roared, his face hideous, "You ask like this, who can play it!" ”

- (To be continued.) )