Chapter 64: The Legendary Emperor of the Cold Field
The arrival of the mountain made Yunkai ecstatic.
In a paradise far away from the world, it is said that it is the ultimate dream of an urban otaku to fall in love with a stunning beauty day and night, but Yunkai once again discovered the difference between ideal and reality - the paradise is right, and the stunning beauty is not wrong, the fault is that the beauty is a wounded ice lump, and it is not as cute as the wild man who can't speak.
The mountain walked on the cliff as if walking on the ground, and let out a long roar of excitement from his mouth, and in a blink of an eye, he reached the bottom of the valley. The wild man's way of expressing his longing was wild, and a tiger pounced in the distance and threw Yun Kai to the ground, making a low "rumbling" sound in his throat, and Yun Kai suspected that he probably learned this set of greeting gifts from the black blind man......
The big mountain was big and heavy, Yun Kai struggled to get rid of the entanglement and got up from the ground, suddenly caught a glimpse of the strange look in Long Yan's eyes, and almost stormed away-Iceberg girl, uncle, I don't want that bite to cut down? Annoyed brother, he pushed him to the ground and snapped, do you believe it or not?
The Monkey King jumped and screamed on the side, and the appearance of the monkey was the meaning of inviting merit. Yun Kai didn't lose his trust to a few monkeys, threw all the remaining beer to the Monkey King, and turned his backpack upside down to show that he didn't hide his secrets, so a group of monkeys happily ran into the jungle with beer cans in their arms.
Dashan was half-naked, and the red fox skin on his waist was replaced by a tiger skin, which looked very strong. Yun Kai dragged him to Long Yan and introduced, "Bing...... Long Yan, this man is the mountain. Don't look at him as unkempt, in fact, he is low-key luxury and has connotation, and he is covered with pure natural fur worth a lot of money, and he can't afford to wear it ......"
Long Yan ignored Yunkai's broken thoughts, and stretched out his hand to Dashan in a friendly manner and said, "Hello Dashan! I'm Long Yan. ”
Dashan hadn't seen many of the same kind, but his IQ was not low, and he vaguely understood that this was the first way for humans to get to know each other, so he hesitantly stretched out his hand, and held out two words in his mouth with difficulty: "Cloud...... Mountain ......"
"Yunshan" is the name that Yunkai gave to Dashan, and it is also the only two words he can say at present.
For Yun Shan, who grew up in a herd of beasts, how to learn human culture from scratch and adapt to human society is his biggest challenge at present. Long Yan did not mince words about Yunkai, but took good care of Dashan, and patiently took on the responsibilities of a kindergarten teacher.
When Yunkai tossed the food, he listened to the teaching process of the two intermittently, and Long Yan stretched out a finger and said, "One!" Dashan followed and said "one", and Long Yan then stretched out a finger and said, "Two!" Dashan also said "two...... Yun Kai was glad that he didn't have to be a teacher for Dashan, and gloated and waited for Long Yan to teach "ten", would she stick out her toes too?
Long Yan didn't let Yun Kai have a chance to watch jokes, and after teaching numbers within ten, he changed to teaching Chinese class. When Yun Kai was feeling regretful, Dashan suddenly went berserk, rushed to the edge of the cold pool, grabbed a fist-sized pebble, let out a low roar of "ho ho ho" in his mouth, and angrily threw the stone into the sky.
The two looked up in surprise and saw a huge golden eagle gliding through the canyon, and the pebbles went straight towards the golden eagle like cannonballs. Surprised, the golden eagle quickly flapped its wings and barely avoided the attack, and let out a loud eagle cry from its mouth.
"Brother and sister of the Ling family!" Yunkai knows that golden eagle, which is a bird of prey domesticated by Ling Guangyu!
Dashan can't speak, presumably these days has been being followed by the Ling family brothers and sisters, at this time the enemy saw each other very red, after a miss, and then threw the pebbles as an anti-aircraft gun, and swore not to give up if he didn't get the golden eagle down, the golden eagle was also annoyed, and after pulling it up, he put his wings away and prepared to dive down. Yun Kai complained for his brothers, pondering that it would be good if the Zhuge crossbow of Longyan had crossbow arrows, and adding a braised golden eagle to dinner would taste great......
Suddenly, a clear whistle sounded at the top of the cliff, and the golden eagle froze, and after hovering in the air unwillingly, it disappeared into the clouds and mist at the top of the cliff.
Yun Kai frowned, smiled bitterly and said to Long Yan, "I'm afraid we will have guests!" ”
"Who?"
"The two brothers and sisters who are very fierce have been fighting the idea of the mountains - Yan Xiaoyi said that they are from the Ten Thousand Beasts Gate."
"You have offended many people."
"It has nothing to do with me." Yun Kai rubbed his earlobes and said, "The brothers and sisters of the Ling family came to Dashan, saying that he was born close to wild beasts and wanted to bring them back to the Ten Thousand Beasts Gate-didn't you say that you wanted Dashan to be a closed disciple of Uncle Long?" ”
Long Yan glanced at him coldly and didn't speak. The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and the mountains have nothing to do with his surname Yun? This product is obviously sowing discord and causing trouble, and wants to use her identity as a special security group to deal with the Ling family brothers and sisters......
It didn't take long for Ling Guangyu and Ling Yixiang to step on a few pine branches on the cliff and float down from the top of the cliff - Yunkai fell from the cliff when he jumped down, but the brother and sister were like shopping, how can this be embarrassing?
"I didn't expect us to meet again so soon!" Ling Guangyu has a slender figure, a handsome face, and a fluttering white dress, like a peerless master who does not eat fireworks in the world.
"Where don't we meet at the end of the world, hahaha...... Have you had dinner yet? Yun Kai was struggling in his mouth, but he was muttering disdainfully in his stomach, white clothes are my brother's signature - my brother hates bumping into shirts and horses the most, and he hates handsome men even more, even if he is so small as his brother......
Ling Yixiang's eyes stared at the mountain fiercely, and it was easy to make people think about it - but it was all in vain on the mountain. Dashan's eyes flashed with a beastly fierce light, and he half-squatted on Yun Kai's side and was about to pounce, Yun Kai patted him on the shoulder and said that he wanted to be calm, so he couldn't bear it and didn't make a move immediately.
The mountain does not understand the human kind, but he has the instincts of a beast. It wasn't that he hadn't seen other humans in the 100,000 mountains, and they all regarded him as a savage rather than his kind, and Yunkai was the first person with good intentions, and also his savior, and gave him a name, giving him the opportunity to be a "man" instead of a beast.
It can be expected that for a long time in the future, Yunkai will be the only person Dashan trusts - like an ignorant child, subconsciously only trusting his relatives. Dashan has a grudge against the Ling family brothers and sisters, but Yunkai must have his reasons for not letting him make a move, Dashan doesn't understand the complexity of human society, and he doesn't oppose it because he trusts Yunkai.
"Come, let me introduce you to a few people," Yun Kai planned to lead the troubled water to the end, and directly pushed Long Yan out and said: "This is Long Yan, these two are Brother Ling Guangyu and Sister Ling Yixiang - you are all masters, you must have a lot of common language, I will prepare dinner for you, so I won't bother you haha......"
After Yun Kai finished speaking, he left the three of them and dragged Dashan to the edge of the cold pool to catch fish, saving Dashan from fighting with the Ling brothers and sisters.
The brothers and sisters of the Ling family and Long Yan looked at each other, but no one said anything. The injured Long Yan's expression was cold, but there was a faint murderous aura, which made Guangyu only feel it in the master of the Seven Evil Sects, and he was definitely a ruthless character who killed more than 100 people.
Long Yan glanced at the golden eagle on Ling Guangyu's left shoulder, and asked lightly, "The surname Ling is rare." Are the two from Jincheng or Hongnong? ”
Ling Guangyu nodded politely and said, "Miss Long is well-informed, we are indeed from Jincheng......"
"Who are the two of them?"
Ling Guangyu's pupils shrank, and after glancing at his sister, he replied cautiously: "My third uncle." Miss Long, do you know? ”
Since Long Yan mentioned the family elders she knew, Guangyu couldn't help but bring honorific titles. The surname of Jincheng Ling was originally surnamed Linghu, and the young Long Yan actually knew Linghu Zhou, who was in a high-level position, which showed that her origin was not simple.
Long Yan didn't say much, just nodded lightly.
When the brother and sister saw that the other party was reluctant to say more, full of questions and inconvenient to ask more, the atmosphere became awkward. Yun Kai, who cut the belly of the fish on the edge of the cold pool, kept an eye on this side with the corner of his eye, and saw that the three of them were cold again, and gave Long Yan a nickname again with a bad smile: Emperor of the Cold Field.
Iceberg Girl is absolutely the legendary chat terminator - the cold field emperor!
The division of labor between the brother and sister in the matter of coercion and abduction of Dashan was originally one to pretend to be red-faced and the other to be black-faced. It stands to reason that Ling Yixiang is the first human woman in close contact with Dashan, and she is still a big beauty, and she should have captured the "heart" of others a long time ago, but she was completely defeated by the man Yunkai - could it be that Dashan, a savage, has watched "Broken Arm Mountain"?
Unwillingly, Ling Yixiang held back her anger, and leaned in front of Yunkai and Dashan, approaching people under the pretext of helping to make grilled fish, but in exchange for Dashan's cracked mouth and showed a mouth full of white teeth, roaring like a tiger.
Ling Yixiang was frightened, aggrieved and at a loss, like an angry little daughter-in-law.
Yun Kai smiled with hatred in his stomach, but his mouth kept comforting: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Yun Shan is just a little recognized." It's good that you've been dating for a long time, and you'll fall in love for a long time......"
Love over time!
Ling Yixiang didn't understand Yunkai's pun, but Dashan was not happy. Shenma turned enemies into friends, hated and loved these profound human cultures, which were completely incomprehensible in the eyes of the ignorant mountain, and he only knew the culture of the local residents of Shennongjia - if anyone was unhappy, he would tear her up and eat her. Seeing that Ling Yixiang was unhappy, Dashan pointed to the scar on his leg that had been bitten by the silver krait, and roared angrily in the lingua franca of the earth's creatures: "&$#^@%*&(......!" ”
Ling Yixiang asked suspiciously, "What is he talking about?" ”
Yun Kai didn't dare to translate directly, so he had to explain euphemistically: "What he means is that brother doesn't beat women." If it weren't for the fact that you were a woman, you would have beaten your mother so that you didn't know ......"
Ling Yixiang was ashamed, angry, anxious and angry, tears rolled in her eyes, trembling her shoulders and turned to leave. Yun Kai covered his mouth tightly so as not to laugh out loud, he suspected that the peacock girl was so big, and it was probably the first time she had encountered such a heart-stopping thing - Dashan, a cheap brother, was really relieving!
A neatly arranged row of grilled fish on the bonfire was quickly half-cooked, and when Yun Kai sprinkled a handful of special powder, an enticing aroma spread, making people feel appetizing, and even Long Yan's calm illness gleamed - she was the only one who had tasted grilled fish before.
There was a little trouble when eating grilled fish. Yun Kai knew that Dashan had a great appetite, so he gave him the biggest fish first, Dashan grabbed the head with one hand and the tail with the other hand to hold and bite, the elegance of the posture has to fight with the black bear, and after being severely criticized by Long Yan, he was still unstoppable, so Long Yan pulled out the stick of the spearfish with a cold little face, and knocked on his wrist with a "snap".
Oyama innocently glared at the stern kindergarten teacher, at a loss. Teacher Long pointed to Yunkai, and found that Yunkai's dining actions were not civilized, and Ling Yixiang frowned with some disgust, and pointed at the orchid as if he was knocking melon seeds, and only after turning around did he find a good example of learning - Ling Guangyu.
In a circle of people, there is only the posture of making the handsome guy eat grilled fish, as if he is having a candlelight dinner with his sweetheart in a French restaurant.