A sword

When Mao Bing was young, he had a plastic sword, and his father bought it for him for 10 yuan in Wangcheng Park in Luoyang City, and Mao Bing took it back to his hometown to practice martial arts in the crops every day, and unconsciously, Mao Bing's martial arts were already the first in the village.

However, Mao Bing is not a real person, and has been hiding his martial arts. Once, in the village of Maolou Village, Mao Bing won the honor of being the first in the world. Mao Bing's good friend Zhang Genjiong asked Mao Bing to the back of Maolou Village, Zenglou Village, to ask Mao Bing for martial arts, Zhang Genjiong asked puzzledly: "Mao Bing, why is your martial arts so high, tell me about it." Mao Bing and Zhang Genjiong are already old friends, Mao Bing smiled: "It's nothing bad to make one more brother." Then, Mao Bing said: "Actually, the secret of my martial arts is books, weapons, and television. I often go to see martial arts cheats, Tai Chi was learned at Li Guobin's house, Shaolin Temple martial arts was learned at Mao Guohai's house, and swordsmanship was learned on Mao Weidong's TV. However, I still have weapons mainly and watching TV is secondary. This sword was bought by me and my father at Wangcheng Park in Luoyang during the Chinese New Year, and although it is plastic, it is very fine.

Zhang Genjiong smiled: "Call me to play." Mao Bing took out the sword from behind his back, handed it to Zhang Genjiong, and said, "There's nothing wrong with having one more brother." Zhang Genjiong picked up Mao Bing's sword and put it in his hand, tapped the sword with his fingers, and then said with a blushing face: "Okay, you can let me touch it and you can afford it." Mao Bing took the sword back into the scabbard and said to Zhang Genjiong secretly: "Genjiong, I can't keep this sword." Because there are two bad women in my family, one is my sister, Mao Niu, and the other is my girlfriend Zeng Jiajia. My sister wants this sword handle, and my girlfriend wants this sword body. Sooner or later, this sword will be split in two, cut, don't be silent, my girlfriend I dare not hit her, but I dare to hit my sister, I will go home this afternoon and beat my sister. I have to keep my sword.

Dong Maojiong from the same village wanted to learn martial arts from Mao Bing, he saw Mao Bing and Zhang Genjiong coming back from Zenglou Village, so he came to Mao Bing and Zhang Genjiong lightly, and said to Mao Bing very accommodatingly: "Mao Bing, I'll follow you to learn martial arts, you teach me martial arts." Mao Bing had no intention of teaching him what martial arts to learn, but, because of his feelings, Mao Bing said: "Medium! ”

In this way, Dong Maodan followed Mao Bing and Zhang Genjiong to the development zone, at the door of Mao Bing's house, at the door of the coal yard, knelt on the ground, and asked Mao Bing for martial arts. Mao Bing was angry, Mao Bing was afraid that his sister would break his sword, and in that way, he would lose his martial arts. Mao Bing grabbed his sister Mao Niu's hair and began to beat him, and came up and asked first: "Child, do you want my sword?" Actually, Mao Niu likes her brother Mao Bing very much, Mao Niu thought this was a sentence from Dou Xinyan, so she smiled at her brother and said, "Yes." So, Mao Bing beat Mao Niu violently, Mao Bing scolded while beating: "Good boy, if I don't kill you today, I will kill you, and I will keep my sword, I can't let you break my sword." ”

Zhang Genjiong looked at it and smiled: "Actually, it's not worth much." At this time, the whole village came to see the excitement, and in this area, many people would come over to watch the excitement when there was a fight. Mao Guohai, who was watching the excitement, couldn't fight, he said to everyone: "Say it, why is it worthless, and it is 10 yuan, but you can't buy it locally in Zhumadian, so you have to go to Luoyang to buy it." Take a car from our Maolou Development Zone to the county seat, then to Xiping, take a train, then to Zhengzhou, then take a train to Luoyang, then take a car to Mao Bing's house, and then take a car to Wangcheng Park in Luoyang City after three or five days of rest. It is said that it is 10 yuan, but it is not easy to buy, in the local area, you can't buy such a sword for 3,000 yuan. ”

After hearing this, Mao Bing thought about it and felt that what Mao Guohai said was very reasonable, so he beat the girl even harder. At that time, Dong Maodan was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and trembled. A group of people looked at Dong Maodan and smiled. Mao Bing scolded Dong Maodan: "Zhong, the child is good, don't you just want to learn light skills?" This is light work. So, Mao Bing flew around her sister Mao Niu's ears. A group of people were dumbfounded.

Mao Changjiang couldn't stand it anymore, at this time, Mao Bing rode on Mao Niu's body, pressed Mao Niu under his body, and beat him hard. Mao Changjiang couldn't stand it anymore, so he scolded sharply: "Go, both of you go, wood one." Mao Bing raised his body and asked Mao Changjiang, "Where are you?" Mao Changjiang replied: "In the Military Commission." ”

So, Mao Bing raised his body and wanted to fight Mao Changjiang, at this time, Mao Bing's sister quickly bent over and grabbed Mao Bing and cried loudly: "Don't, don't catch my benefactor." So, Mao Bing couldn't take care of Mao Changjiang, so he had to continue to beat Mao Niu, and he beat him harder.

As for it? For the sake of the sky, unconsciously, it was dark......