Chapter Seventy-One: Hold Your Lungs
"To the right of the left leg, to the left of the right leg, there was a little elf. He was mischievous and clever, he was industrious and strong, he was free to walk through the great forest, he was tired and vomited and still happy, oh, the majestic elf......"
In the bathroom, Reignwood sang loudly the familiar and fast-paced song.
Hua Mulan at the door heard that her head was full of black lines, how could this guy have the solemnity and coldness of a special combat officer, a typical ruffian, but she couldn't help but think of Lang Guoming's analysis of the sequelae of war trauma.
I have killed too many people and seen too many deaths, and this kind of person who crawls out of the sea of corpses and blood is fully qualified to enjoy life as he wants.
Behind the frosted glass, it can be seen from Hua Bin's shadow that he is seriously cleaning his elf, Hua Mulan's face is as red as fire, it seems that what he said today can't be hidden, so just let everything come more violently.
Reignwood came out wrapped in a towel, and the two went directly into the bedroom, Hua Mulan got into the quilt and did not show up, and Reignwood finally squeezed in.
"I just have one question!" Hua Mulan endured her shyness, this question must be said.
The two were wrapped in the quilt, Hua Mulan leaned on his arms, looked at him gently, and asked solemnly: "Please tell me, what kind of courage and emotion make you desperate to die for me?" ”
Hua Reignwood was slightly stunned, this question really couldn't be answered, because he never thought that he would die, that kind of third-rate gunman didn't have this ability, but Hua Mulan definitely didn't want to hear such words.
Women are always sensual and sensitive, and always ask silly when a man is on the doorstep: "Do you really love me?" ”
At this time, the man who says that he doesn't love is absolutely lacking in heart, and this question should not be asked at this time at all.
Reignwood said with a sincere face: "My only thought at that time was not to let you be hurt and threatened in any way, and I really didn't think much about the rest. ”
This sentence can be topped with countless sweet words, Hua Mulan was moved, and said solemnly: "You can give your life for me, and I am willing to do everything for you!" ”
After speaking, this senior female undercover police officer, who used to be the head brand of a rich nightclub, the phoenix of the street chicken, finally showed her charming and enchanting side, although she herself is an innocent little yellow flower, but on that occasion, what 'big scene' has never been seen, she used to be in a super nightclub in the provincial capital, and she also received professional training.
In order to be able to play the role of Miss well, it is really three minutes in a nightclub, and ten years of work when I return home.
Now that there is finally a stage to really play, seeing her blushing and her electric eyes sultry into the quilt, Reignwood's heart is about to jump out with excitement.
Half an hour later, Hua Mulan, who was dismantled from the quilt, stared at him angrily, and said, "My mouth is numb, my chin is about to be dislocated, and my wrist is about to be broken, what do you mean?" ”
Reignwood also said helplessly: "It's so strong!" ”
Hua Mu glanced at him, his forehead was dripping with sweat, and said: "Don't be blind, it's clear that you drink alcohol, and your nerves are a little paralyzed, don't you toss me!" ”
In the end, it is a senior undercover agent, and the theoretical knowledge is rich, Reignwood sighed: "My master once told me that there are two things in this world that cannot be touched, one is women, they can confuse your mind, and the other is wine, which can numb your nerves."
Now it seems that wine can also numb a woman's lips! ”
Hua Mulan took a deep breath and said, "I'll fight with you!" ”
Next, Reignwood experienced the most wonderful quarter of an hour in his life so far, and Hua Mulan used all her skills, even secret techniques, which only existed in Dongguan's top 'technicians' stunts!!
Hua Mulan covered her mouth, hurriedly rushed to the toilet, and soon rushed out again, took a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator, and then the sound of rinsing her mouth came.
I heard that cola has the effect of killing the essence.
"Huh......" Reignwood lay on the bed and sighed timidly, this is really a wonderful journey, unforgettable, beautiful love starts from **.
After a while, Hua Mulan walked out, blushing, and said angrily: "Hit your lungs!" ”
Reignwood frowned and said, "Such a beautiful thing, why are you scolding the street?" ”
"Because you almost hit my lungs!" Hua Mulan said viciously.
Hua Reignwood smiled proudly, Hua Mulan generously got into the quilt, leaned into his arms, and said, "You will be satisfied." ”
"It's okay." Reignwood said critically: "In fact, there are some details that still need to be improved, and there are several links to pay attention to, especially the change of rhythm, the transfer of position, step by step, and sufficient physical strength, endurance, and happy mood, you can't complain because your mouth is numb!" ”
"Shut up!" Hua Mulan said fiercely.
She didn't want to talk about it anymore, now it was just the two of them, she just wanted to enjoy this moment of tranquility, the passion after the catastrophe, so that people could clearly feel the beauty of life.
"You don't have to worry, Lang Guoming has already personally led the team to the detention ward to interrogate the survivor." Reignwood said: "Sooner or later, we will find out their organization and purpose, and besides, their pair of people have been repeatedly frustrated, and they should not trouble you again in a short time." ”
Speaking of this terrible experience, Hua Mulan still had some palpitations, she touched her shoulder-length short hair, and said: "If it weren't for you today, I would really be in danger, and it's a pity that I have a beautiful hair, which I have kept for many years." ”
Reignwood was speechless, a woman's hair and face were more important than life.
She felt more and more uncomfortable with her hairstyle, looked in the mirror, and said, "I don't like short hair the most, it will make my face look big, I like the way long hair is scattered to cover my cheeks, no, I want to find a beauty salon to slim down my face." ”
Reignwood said helplessly: "Don't do this, I think your short hair is also beautiful." ”
"Don't fool me, don't you think my face is big?" Hua Mulan muttered.
Hua Reignwood gently picked up her pink face, close at hand, it was so beautiful, he said solemnly: "This is not a face, but because it is too beautiful, it is deliberately enlarged for others to see." ”
Hua Mulan couldn't help laughing, leaned her fiery face against his chest, and said, "This may be the most beautiful compliment I've ever heard, but it's because it's yours, so you feel good." ”
"Of course, every man does." Reignwood said: "When I was a child, I always felt sorry when I watched blockbusters in island countries, how could such a beautiful woman make films? And now when I see beautiful women, I always think, why don't I make a film for the benefit of the public. Of course, it doesn't matter if it's not your own! ”
"Men are so narrow-minded." Hua Mu Lan Road.
"Come on, women are more ruthless than men, and once they like it, even if it's not their own, they will do everything possible to get it." Reignwood said: "Otherwise, how could there be so many men with families cheating and splitting their legs." ”
"Hey, why do you still blame women for cheap men's cheating?" Hua Mulan was dissatisfied: "That's because men are cheap and don't know how to cherish it." ”
Reignwood's spirit was lifted, and he felt that it was necessary to infiltrate and discuss this kind of topic, so as to pave the way for the future, otherwise with Hua Mulan's temper and the captain of the special police team, he might die if he didn't do it.
He argued and said: "It is not right for a man to cheat, but if there is no woman with bad intentions to seduce, who will easily give up his family and betray his lover?" Just like many girls say that their boyfriend and girlfriend got together, since they are best friends, they naturally know that this is a friend's man, and they know that they are not seducing!? ”
"Well, I admit that this situation does exist, but there are also some cheap men, knowing that they have a partner, and they still pretend to be single to deceive other women." Hua Mulan said viciously: "Cheating is the most disgusting, the most malicious betrayal, and the most unforgivable." ”
It seems that angry women are unreasonable, the beautiful era of polygamy is gone, they all say that men and women are equal, women can hold up half the sky, but today, women have basically become Optimus Prime.
Hua Mulan seemed to be addicted, and said hatefully: "Men have a cheap heart, and they are the best at lying and deceiving women, obviously stepping on their backs, and saying that they are in the unit, secretly having a tryst, but they say that they are drunk, and they are tired of going home to work, and they fall asleep in bed, if their wives are charming, they pretend to cry out and cover their stomachs!" ”
Reignwood argued: "This can't be all blamed on men, how difficult it is to work outside these years, men are tired of work, they will step on their backs, men are busy with work, they will go to the wrong bed, men are worried, they will wash their hair, men are bitter, they will go to gamble, wives spend money indiscriminately, men lie, wives are strong, men pretend to be sick and don't go to bed......"
"Phew, it's all a false excuse! What do you mean, you're ready to mess around? Hua Mulan said fiercely: "If one day you dare to behind my back, I will think like just now......"
"Just now?" Reignwood's eyes lit up, is Hua Mulan so generous?
Then I heard her say, "Then bite off that thing inch by inch." ”
Hua Reignwood suddenly felt a chill, and said with a wry smile: "Then you have to bite seven or eight bites." ”
Hua Mulan glanced at him angrily, Hua Reignwood secretly recorded in his heart that he could not say that he was in the unit when he lied in the future, let alone drunk and drunk, and he would never shout tired when he got home, and he could not pretend to be sick and haggard.
Hua Reignwood raised his hand in surrender and said: "The current woman is too terrible, if she detects her husband, her IQ is comparable to that of Sherlock Holmes, how can I provoke it." ”
"If only you knew!" Hua Mulan snorted.
Hua Mulan's attitude sounded the alarm for him, if you want to be a romantic but not obscene man, and enjoy the blessings of strange people, you must constantly improve yourself, first of all, you must pay attention to a few points, that is, you must be full of energy when you return home, and the public food must be handed in on time.
In fact, men are not promiscuous, and they don't want to mess around, the requirements are actually very simple, nothing more than hoping that there is a beautiful and good-looking person around them, a hard-working and virtuous person at home, a sexy and capable person, a loyal one wandering around him, and a ghost that will not go away after death......
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