Chapter I

There was a loud bang in the sky

The heavens and the earth have just opened, the chaos has not been divided, the vast and unseen has ......

Well, I don't know how many years after the story above.

"Hello, my name is Cheng Qiang, this is my resume!"

"The city walls?" The person in charge of recruitment looked up at me and didn't take my resume, "You put your resume here!" ”

"It's not the city wall, it's Cheng Qiang, the program Cheng, strong and strong!" I quickly explained that I was used to it, and every time someone had a question about my name, I would subconsciously explain it.

My parents came from the countryside and adhered to the theorem that simple names are easy to feed, so they gave me a strong word.

Originally, I also thought that there was nothing wrong with being strong, it was much better than Li Ergou, Wang Dazhuang, Zhang Xiaohua and the like.

But since I was in elementary school, I've been ridiculed by my friends from time to time, especially when I read about the city walls being breached.

"Oh, what college did you graduate from?" The person in charge lowered his head and continued to look at the document in his hand.

"I'm a J graduate." Don't you have it all on your resume?

"Are you a local, then?"

"It's not." I answered truthfully.

"Do you have any work experience?"

"Nope."

"Did you win any awards during your time at school?"

"Nope."

"And what are you doing here?" The person in charge said subconsciously.

"I'm here to apply!" I looked at him a little uncomfortably.

"What then!" The person in charge was embarrassed for a moment, "We have accepted your resume, you go back and wait for news!" ”

Alas, failed again.

Local hukou, work experience, if you don't give Lao Tzu a chance, how can I have work experience?

My name is City Wall, no, forget it, this has been said before, I'm a fresh graduate, I look very ordinary, the kind that I can't find in the crowd anymore, in school, it's almost four years of confusion, if I want to win an award, maybe I can get a best mediocre award, right?

In the past four years, I have neither failed a subject nor won a scholarship, and most of the time I played games in the dormitory, which lasted for four years.

In terms of feelings, when I was a sophomore, I deceived a young elementary school girl, and after two months, I grew up and became sensible, and I was tragic......

Although I didn't even get my first kiss, I can finally brag to those single dogs who have never been in love, Lao Tzu has been in love!

Today is the thirtieth day after I graduated, and in the past month, I have braved the scorching sun and traveled nearly half of the city, but I still haven't found a job.

I heard that begging in the Beijing subway can buy a house in Beijing with all the money you earn, why don't I try it too?

Just as I was looking down and thinking nonsense, a lewd voice sounded in my ears, "Kid, what about finding a job?" ”

I looked up and found a half-grown old man sitting in the shade of a tree with the same obscene voice as his, waving at me obscenely, "Come here!" ”

"What do you want to do?" I clenched my arms and said vigilantly.

In these years, when you meet such a big and obscene old man on the road, you must be careful, isn't there a saying that it is not the old man who has become bad, but the bad person who has become old?

If I walk over and throw something in my face, or lie down in front of me, my good kidney may be gone, the only difference is that he cut the former and I cut it myself......

"Kid, I see you like this, are you looking for a job and haven't found it?"

"How do you know?"

"Don't care how I know, I have a job here, and I happen to be short of someone, can you do it?" The old man smiled lewdly at me, "The treatment is very good!" ”

MLM! I immediately remembered that Ya must be engaged in pyramid schemes, I am a highly educated person, and I can't fall for his!

"It's not a pyramid scheme!" The old man seemed to be able to see through what I was thinking.

"What's that job?" I suddenly became a little interested, mainly because I had graduated for a month, and if I didn't look for a job, I wouldn't be able to pay the rent next month!

"I don't want to pay the training fee or anything first, and I don't do it!" In fact, I'm almost the same guy who has two dollars on me and can't afford anything, and I can't afford to pay for the training.

"You look at the contract first!" The old man took out a few pieces of paper from the broken bag beside him.

Alas, look at it, now it is, no matter what kind of job it is, it would be good to make some money first, or to ride a donkey to find a horse.

I cautiously walked over and picked up his contract and looked at it.

"Several Provisions on the Reception of VIPs of Tianshen Group", Party A, Chairman of Tianshen Group, Wang Banxian, Party B, blank. The contract states that Party B is responsible for receiving visiting VIPs, relatives, etc. to the location of Party A's company, and Party B has the obligation to accompany and take care of the whole process. Under no circumstances shall there be a breach of contract. The monthly salary is 3000, and the rest of the expenses are reimbursed by Party A.

"A monthly salary of 3000? Is there such a good thing? "I don't believe it anymore, although the monthly salary of 3,000 is low-income in this city, but this job seems to be not difficult, and you can even take the company's money to eat, drink and have fun, although I don't believe that there is such a good thing.

"Black and white, what are you afraid of, we are such a big company, can we still deceive you?"

I looked up behind him, there was nothing but a tree, where did the company come from?

Seeing that I hesitated, the old man added, "Do you think you have anything worth deceiving?" ”

These words almost reached my heart, although I was so embarrassed that I almost burst into tears.

"Where's that place of work?"

"It's in this city, if you decide, just sign it, if it doesn't work, I'll find someone else!"

"Sign!" I touched the two dollars in my pocket and gritted my teeth, anyway, there is nothing wrong with the contract, besides, everyone has said, what else do I have to cheat?

"In duplicate!"

When I had signed both contracts, the old man picked them up and looked at them, and smiled with satisfaction.

"When do I start working?" The contract has been signed, and it's time to care about making money.

"I'll take you there tonight!"

"Oh, good!" I said yes casually, but I quickly reacted, "No, what do you mean to take me there?" Isn't it a VIP reception? Isn't it a hotel? ”

"Yes, the VIP is received, of course you live!" The old man said as a matter of course.

"Do you think I'm like a place to receive VIPs? I'm going to have a toilet! ”

"Anyway, it's for you to receive, and you signed the contract!"

It's over, I suddenly feel the chrysanthemum tight, listening to this tone, I feel that I have met a hooligan, and I won't let me receive any drug dealers, murderers or the like, right?

"When will I be given the monthly salary?" If you live in me, then live in me, it's a big deal that I sleep outside, and it's real when I get the money.

"What monthly salary?" The old man looked confused.

"Holy! You old liar, the contract is clearly written in black on a white background, with a monthly salary of 3000, you don't want to cheat Lao Tzu! I jumped to my feet and said, "I'm going to sue you for breach of contract, do you believe it or not?" ”

"Look at the contract for yourself!" The old liar handed me the contract after saying that.

I quickly took it.

"Application for Becoming a God", I was frightened when I saw the title, how could this be? When did it change?

I continued to read, and the following content has become, Wang Banxian, chairman of Party A Tianshen Group, Party B, and Cheng Qiang. Party B applies to become a god, and the task is that Party B is responsible for receiving Party A's guests, and must be conscientious to ensure the normal clothing, food, housing, transportation and life safety of each guest, etc., under any circumstances, including any force majeure, shall not be breached. It is valid for one year, and after one year, Party B obtains the Godhead, otherwise, five thunders will hit the top. The signature is valid!

I took the contract, no, now it's the application, my hands trembled, and I was speechless for a long time.

"You're fucking sick!" I threw the contract to the ground, "Is it fun for you to tease me on a hot day?" Performance art! ”

"You throw, you throw hard, don't blame me for not reminding you, a year later, if you are suddenly struck by lightning, don't blame me for not reminding you!" The old man said indifferently.

"Still a god? Still thunderbolt? Are you stupid for me? Where is the camera? "I started to figure it out.

"What camera?" The old man was confused.

"Nonsense, don't you just want to do performance art and make funny videos? I'll do you a favor too, I'll smile at the camera, and this thing will be over, how about it? ”

"How are you going to trust me?"

"Want me to believe you? Unless you can really make me thunder! I said excitedly.

Neuropathy! It's really unlucky, I didn't find a job today, even if I didn't find it, I also encountered a neuropathy!

"Tut-tut, this thing is not easy to do, it will not be good to accidentally kill you!" The old man really thought about it seriously, "In this way, I'll make a thunder, how about not splitting you?" ”

"Okay, you try!" I sneered.

"Boom!" There was a sudden loud bang in the sky.

Cold sweat ran down my neck, probably because of the heat.

Calm down! I have to be calm, it's a coincidence, I'm going to believe in science!

"Still not convinced?" The old liar looked at me with a smile.

I nodded at a loss.

"Boom!" The sky roared again, even though the sun was still shining.

"O great god! You let me go! ”