Yun Kai finally found out the evil consequences of mixing with Yan Xiaoyi.

The accuracy of that crow's mouth is more effective than Taiyimen's prediction, and the broom star virus on his body is far more contagious than H9N2 - not long after he left the Second City Hospital, he found out that he was being followed.

Yunkai has several options available at this time. One option is to call immediately and ask a gentle and tolerant beauty with a high hidden force value to save the hero, but this will damage his glorious image, and it can be repeated; Another option is to stop a taxi and flee back to Silvermoon Villa, believing that those who dare to follow will soon confess all the troubles they had when they were children peeking at the next aunt's bath.

He didn't use either option, as he discovered that the stalker was actually a rookie who didn't even know basic camouflage skills. Yun Kai walked around the street casually, and when he wandered into a barber shop, he clearly saw from the reflection of the mirror that the stalker was guarding the door with a cigarette butt in his mouth, and he was still secretly taking pictures of the passing girl with his mobile phone......

Could it be that he guessed wrong, the person who came was not the killer of the Seven Evil Sect, but the scum of the Green Gang?

As the saying goes, there are only a thousand days to be a thief, there is no thousand days to prevent thieves, and the killer has to find a way to solve it, Yun Kai decided to take the risk of acting as a bait and touch the details of this rookie stalker. After coming out of the barbershop, he turned around and walked to Binjiang Road, and when he reached the sparsely populated riverside, he suddenly turned back and walked back to meet the stalker, his eyes fixed on each other.

The rookie's eyes dodged, and his walking posture was a little nervous. When the two passed by, Yun Kai suddenly asked, "This brother, how do you get to the Second City Hospital?" ”

The rookie was caught off guard and said with a flustered look: "Ah, I don't know either!" ”

Yun Kai grinned and teased, "Didn't you just come over there?" ”

"Nonsense, how do you know?"

"Of course I do—didn't we come all the way?"

The rookie immediately revealed his stuffing, and asked casually: "Then why are you still asking me why?" ”

"I'm just asking, what do you want to do with me all the way!" Yun Kai touched the bracelet on his wrist, secretly wary in his heart, but raised his head to show that he was about to kill his neck and said, "You want my head, right?" Take it yourself, and if you can't take it, leave your own head! ”

The rookie's face immediately turned pale, and he knelt down on his legs and said, "Big brother, I don't know anything, I don't know anything, don't scare me!" I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child......

Yun Kai was also stunned at this moment, it seems that this thing is really a little gangster? Surprised, he asked, "I said what's the matter with you, follow me when you're full?" ”

"No, big brother!" The rookie kowtowed like pounding garlic and said, "I knew it wasn't so good, I knew it!" Just now someone gave me a crazy mobile phone, saying that as long as I follow you for half a day, the phone will be mine...... I'm so stupid, really! I really don't know anything, I don't want my mobile phone, don't scare me I've been timid since I was a child, and I haven't even stolen toilet paper......"

Yun Kai couldn't cry or laugh, he originally thought that the other party was Qiu Qianren, but he didn't expect a Qiu Qianzhang to come - Nima Cottage has been rampant in recent years, and even the killers of the Seven Evil Sect dare to pretend to be!

The rookie also had some eyes, and when Yun Kai touched his chin and was distracted, he dropped his crazy mobile phone and ran away, and his ass was on fire and ran away.

Yun Kai didn't bother to pay attention to him, staring thoughtfully at the mobile phone on the ground. Since this phone was given by someone else, it is a little weird in it, either it is equipped with a location tracker, or it is ......

"Not good!"

He reacted immediately, and subconsciously used the swallow in the dragon body technique to sweep the water, stretched out his arms and fell back, his legs kicked the ground continuously and quickly, and his body retreated as quickly as figure skating!

Bang –

In a dull explosion, a dazzling flash of light came out of the mobile phone on the ground, and the fragments of the mobile phone immediately turned into deadly shrapnel, scattering in all directions in the pungent green smoke!

Yun Kai screamed "ah", and after falling to the ground, he rolled in pain a few times, and coughed violently in his mouth, and soon died silent......

It didn't take long for a passer-by to walk unhurriedly from a distance, and when he passed by Yun Kai, who looked like a dead man, he glanced down at the blood stains on his trouser legs, without any expression on his face, and kept walking into the distance.

In the experience of this passer-by, tomorrow's newspapers will definitely publish the news that a certain citizen of Yudu died due to the explosion of a counterfeit and shoddy battery, and the results of the forensic autopsy will also prove this. The famous crazy company will hold a press conference at the same time, strongly condemning the copycat manufacturers in Pengcheng for their disregard for human life, and no one will think of a criminal case......

Obviously, this passer-by rarely reads the master's quotations and chicken soup for the soul, and doesn't know the phrase "empiricism kills people", so when Yun Kai said, "Why are you swollen and just left", his body stiffened halfway.

Yun Kai sat up from the ground and hummed and picked up his pants to examine the wound. Thanks to those cake sellers in the sky, thanks to the dragon god on the earth, if he hadn't learned some dragon body skills and reacted quickly, those shrapnel poison would have blown him up into a honeycomb.

"Hey, I said buddy, you don't talk about humanitarianism anymore!" Yun Kai tore off his trousers and tied the wound tightly, bared his teeth and said, "Tell me yourself, is your behavior called seeing death and not saving you, or is it calling murder for money?" ”

The passer-by turned his head, and Yun Kai only saw his appearance clearly at this time, but he didn't seem to see anything clearly, because the passer-by was neither too old nor small, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, his skin was neither black nor white, his face was neither square nor round, his eyes were neither big nor small, and his lips were neither thick nor thin......

Speaking of human words, he is a passerby without any characteristics.

If you had to find one characteristic for him, it would be that he was probably a man - if you threw such a person out on the street, he would disappear into the middle of nowhere, and you would never remember seeing such a person again, as if he had never appeared at all.

Yun Kai sat on the ground and didn't bother to get up, stretched out his hand to pat the ground and said, "Come, come and sit down, we have to have a good chat!" ”

Passers-by walked back slowly, a stiff smile on their faces.

This smile fell in Yun Kai's eyes, and he was as panicked as the wax man in the wax museum. Yun Kai said lazily: "I don't think I need to introduce myself." Brother, what are you called? ”

"Nameless." The voices of passers-by seem to be electronically synthesized voices, and the pretending to be forced is without a trace of fireworks.

"Wu Ming? Good name, good name! ”

"No name, no surname, not Wu Ming." The voices of passers-by are still frightening. "People in our line of work don't need names."

This killer is not very pretending, but very pretending. Yun Kai couldn't help but ridicule sarcastically: "In my impression, the name Nameless usually represents the meaning of a master and a master, such as the swordsman in "Fengyun", such as the transformer in "The King of Fighters", such as the assassin in "Hero", ......"

"It's not that I mean to hit you, according to your current assassination rank, you can't even kill me, so I don't think you deserve the name of Nameless for the time being, so what's the point? Don't pretend to be pure, pretend to be pure and be wheeled; Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be struck by lightning......" Yunkai felt that it should be almost struck, and directly concluded: "In order for you not to be struck by lightning, I still call you passerby A." ”

Passerby A, Passerby A......

The muscles on the right side of Passerby A's face have been twitching unnaturally.

"Brother passerby, I suggest you go to the Second City Hospital to have a look, you know that I know it well." Yun Kai reminded seemingly kindly: "I suspect that you have facial spasms, or HFS for short, which is more common in middle-aged women - you won't tell me you're a woman, will you?" ”

Passerby A finally broke out, took out a dagger from the sole of his shoe and stabbed it at Yun Xingxing's nest. He finally understood why someone paid 2 million to buy this kid's third leg, and someone added 3 million to buy this kid's life, as a professional killer, he was willing to post 1 million on this basis and buy this kid's poisonous tongue......

Yun Kai casually stretched out his hand and snatched the dagger, put it directly into his arms, and said with a smile: "Brother passerby, you see that you failed to kill me with the love crazy bomb, and the poison in the bomb failed to poison me, but you yourself were poisoned, and now you have no strength, right?" I confiscated the dagger, so let's sit down and talk. By the way, brother passerby, do you have an antidote? Shenma, you mean no? That's going to be tough......"

"......" Passerby A closed his mouth tightly and said nothing.

Yun Kai continued to take care of himself: "Since we are talking about business, let's settle the accounts. Little brother, my pants, are you made by a stingy beauty? I won't talk about the price of Armani, it's all a small amount of money, but it's stronger than gold - I only know white gold and diamonds, a pair of white gold and diamond-studded pants, how much should you calculate yourself? ”

"I don't care about the mental loss fee, and I guess you will lose a lot of money. As for the medical expenses, I have a relationship in the hospital and I am exempted, but every inch of time is an inch of gold, and the time wasted is from the second hospital in the city to the riverside, how many inches do you calculate? All of this adds up to more than five million, right? ”

"Then the words are swollen, women come out to mix, sooner or later they will be pregnant; If a man comes out to mix, he will have to pay it back sooner or later, we all understand this truth. So passer-by, you can't think of it, although you didn't get five million in cash, but I didn't ask you for compensation, you have actually made a lot of money! ”

Yun Kai was very entangled and melancholy and said: "Actually, I really want to give you five million directly to avoid disasters, but you will definitely have someone to come again, I can't come to give five million personally, I will give five million to someone - I'm not the wealthy Apple Sect Master, what if you come to 1,000 and 10,000 I'm swollen?" ”

Passerby A's facial spasm flared up again, and it was on both sides of his face at the same time.

"This road doesn't work! So I want to ask the passers-by to bring a word, please raise your noble hands and brothers of the Seven Evil Sects, we have something to say, don't use your hands and feet to dance knives and guns! If I really want to do it, I just met a woman named Fan Siniang, who seems to have opened a chain of bars called Liangjiang Guild Hall; I also know a man named Long Xingyun, he seems to have opened a group company called Six Doors, but his temper is not too good, and the dark rivers and lakes say that the dragon god is very angry, and the consequences are very serious - I don't threaten you, really no, I just describe a fact. ”

As a pharmacist with professional ethics, Yun Kai finally kindly reminded: "Brother passerby, let me tell you the truth, I am actually the assistant to the president of the Second Municipal Hospital. If you come to the hospital next month to see a doctor, I will definitely take it as my responsibility to save lives and help the wounded, and implement revolutionary humanitarianism, you must believe me, dear! ”

Passerby A staggered away along the river. He has been thinking about a profound question, who just said that he pretended to be struck by lightning? This is pure fiction, or someone would have been corrected by the Heavenly Thunder a long time ago.

There happened to be a couple by the river, and the girl looked up at the back of passerby A and said, "Look at that person, it's so strange!" ”

"I saw it too," the boy nodded, "and that guy looks like a dog." ”

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P.S. Second Shift.

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