Win City suddenly felt that he forgot to take medicine today, no, he forgot his responsibility as a protagonist, that is, he pretended to slap his face.

So I decided to go to another time and space to slap my face and smoke something crazy, but when I asked the author, the man who claimed to be a strange flower in the online literature industry and was struck by thunder.

The man said lightly, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, and my hair is long, I don't have money to cut it, and if I continue like this, I won't have a face to see anyone.

Bingbing was angry, thinking that he had seen a setback, but he had never seen such a setback, and directly threw the author and Win City into the wormhole of time and space, the author's last sentence before leaving was, "My pants are worn backwards, let me soak the boy's urine first"

But there is no such thing in this world, and it is better to wear the pants backwards than not to wear them at all.

They came to a Beacon Unicom, no, Unicom didn't give advertising money, Beacon Lian

Days of the Anti-Japanese War era.

Zeng Xian'er, a hero who had just lost his parents, shouted there again, "When will the eight-year War of Resistance end, I still have to go to the Long March." "

This accent is known as soon as you hear it, and it is also a traverser.

The first thing the author did when he arrived was to ask, "Folks, I'm Balu, please tell me where there is a toilet and a barber shop, I'm in a hurry." "

As for Zeng Xian'er's answer, "You are mistaken, I am a traitor, and I am not in the same camp as you, so I want to kill you." ”

After speaking, he actually showed a cheap smile, and the vest behind his back read, "The word genius." "

Then Yingcheng yelled to the sky, "You group of people settle the problem of eating and drinking first, in this nonsense, it is difficult to open your mouth, heaven, waiting for pie to fall from the sky." "

The author is also hungry, but he is entangled again, whether it is better to starve to death or to be handsome, and at this time pie fell from the sky.

The reader was instantly stunned, and five words floated in the sky, this Nima is okay.

Why not, the Time and Space Relief Institute hurriedly brought the pie over, this is, this pie is so big, the size of a football field, and the filling on it is the size of a football.

Then a beautiful woman with a leather whip, Hu Erfei said to Zeng Xian'er, "Sir, your takeaway has arrived, together with the shipping fee, a total of n zeros behind the 250250250."

Zeng Xian'er shouted, "Pit father, I'm still a traitor and starve to death." ”

At this time, suddenly the author's physics teacher light bulb took the author's failed test paper and shouted through time and space, "How did you learn physics, such a big pie fell, gravity would have stoned you to death a long time ago, and you were still thinking about whether to give money for takeaway." "

As soon as he finished saying this, the surrounding trees fell first, and then he convulsed, and said while swaying the branches, "It hurts me, I was stoned to death, ahhhh ”

The reader couldn't help but be thundered, the author, can you pull it a little more, how to make it look like a fairy tale, and then there is a little white rabbit.

The little white rabbit comes as soon as it is said, it is not ambiguous, and it is so cute to jump and jump.

At this time, the author swallowed and said, "Remember, don't eat Malatang while eating ice cream, otherwise it will ...... If you have diarrhea, remember not to try it after reading it. ”

A circle of red letters appeared on the screen next, restricting the plot, don't imitate it.

Then the music sounded, the author held his stomach, aching, painful, tossing and turning, and many characters on one side, sorry, the author was so hurt that his parents didn't know him, let alone those characters.

Long Taojia said happily, "The author is about to give birth, and it hurts like this, eighty percent is a male baby." ”

Stand-in B said, "Nonsense, that's the past, the times are developing, the level is improving, it must be a female man." ”

And the group actor Ah Q said, "I pinched my fingers, it's definitely a twin, we have eggs to eat." ”

At this time, Hu Erfei took the submachine gun and fired directly, and it was all gone.

A few big characters were immediately typed on the screen to purify the screen and refuse to be dirty.

Before the word dye was typed, the Wumao special effects artist was dragged to hang and beat.

That scene is really violent, in order to maintain the happiness of children in their lives, please please, before you finish speaking, another one will die.

Hu Erfei held a gun at the author and said, "Pretending to be pregnant, every day, do you think you should die, huh?" Should it be? ”

The author continued to cover his belly and said, "Hu Erfei, you actually took refuge in the editor, you didn't work full-time this month, and you have to update, you have no human rights." ”

Hu Erfei shot Zeng Xian'er, who was about to come out to steal the camera, and then said, "Human rights are a dead end, there is a way in heaven if you don't go, you break in if you don't have a way, beware, your fate is the same as him." "

After speaking, he pointed to the salted fish lying on the pie, no, it was Zeng Xian'er.

The author's heart at this moment is really beginning to turn over the river, not the stomach.

The author hesitated, wandered, and struggled to tell her the truth, but then my discipline was completely gone, and I felt so sad.

When readers see this, their heads are like stimulants, their eyes are like light bulbs, begging for revelations, asking for revelations, festivals can be thrown away, and fierce news must explode.

I saw that the world has changed greatly at this moment, and the dead peak of Wang Xingxing is planning a conspiracy, and the goal of his plan is no longer as simple as making headlines, but to dominate the headlines, and then brainwash all mankind, and then rule the whole world, hahaha.

Thinking about tomorrow's headlines and his old leather face, Dead Feng laughed happily.

But he never expected that a turbulence of time and space would completely change his ambitions.

I saw the major headlines of the next day, Universe Super Wave Network, Du Niang, and even Sohu Netcom gave one of the headlines.

That's right, it's me, it's me, I'm the author of the god-level future phone, I'm headlined, haha.

The reader couldn't help but take out a peerless divine seal and press it the author's face, only to see that it was written, "The author is crazy, and the identification is complete."

There are also some readers who are quite impatient, and some of them are excited to pick up the pig-killing knife directly and say, "Nonsense, you are paralyzed, get up." "

In view of the fact that the author does not announce this explosive news again, I am afraid that the world will be chaotic and a world war will break out.

At this moment, the dead peak classmate is crazy, on the moon, hugging Sister Chang'e, it turns out that it is Li Yutank, the mother's gun, so, singing about the illness I want to bloom, like standing on the top of the universe.

Then he was hit by an extraterrestrial meteorite that read, "Sing that you are paralyzed, while getting high." "

At this point, I took a sip of water, took a deep breath, and lit a stick of incense.

The author yelled, "Hu Erfei, I am pregnant with your cub, without his appearance, the plot cannot continue, if you dare to shoot, it will be the finale, and no one will laugh with you and cry with you in the future, and it will be strange to pretend to fight together." ”

At this time, the readers in front of the mobile phone screen are divided into two groups, one group thinks that the author should be killed, and the other group thinks that the author should be let live.

But after a long time of looking back at the screen, I found that the brave Hu Erfei had punched the author, and the author said, "I didn't expect you to have a fetus, you are so ruthless." "

Then at this time, the protagonist Ying Cheng, who had been ignored for a long time, stood up and said, "There is only one truth, that is, you are all confused by appearances, and the truth is that the author is a man, and it is impossible to get pregnant at all." "

Then Zeng Xian'er, who died, stood up with a circle of light and said, "We have to believe in science and refuse nonsense, but we must believe in Brother Xian and get eternal life." "

The world is so beautiful, the full attendance is still gone, this month for Du Niang to do it for nothing, hey,

At this time, suddenly the mysterious character went to the cheating father, and then it was shady.