One of the things that Qian Yongquan was most impressed by her chasing stars was that she bought a CD to introduce Korean actress Choi Zhenzhen. Because she liked Cui Zhen's performance, and heard that Cui Zhen committed suicide, she wanted to find out the truth, and when she saw that the name of the disc was "Cui Zhen", she bought it. Who knew that two white buttocks appeared on the camera, and they were staged on the screen, and I couldn't figure out what was going on. Just as Jin Sheng entered the door. Jin Sheng is also a layman, so he doesn't understand what a white ass is playing? The two studied for a long time and deduced that this was a pornographic film, selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, and stole Cui's real name, and the real content may be gay performing. Qian Yongquan and Jin Sheng were very proud of this, and they were proud that they had finally seen pornographic films. The common feeling is that it is not good-looking, and there is nothing to look at. I don't understand why so many people like to watch pornography and what do they like about it?

Qian Yongquan regards Lao Yu as an idol and likes to listen to him. Lao Yu was well-read and worked in the "Local Chronicles Office" before his retirement. Professional habits, like to use words and numbers to speak, quoting scriptures, convincing.

Lao Yu entered the door and saw that the husband and wife were silent, and thought, how did it become "the night is quiet here" when he heard the roar of the lion in Hedong? Could it be that I am old and confused and hallucinating? Or is there a loss of kidney qi and severe tinnitus? The three of them were silent, and the atmosphere was a little awkward. Lao Yu picked up the book on the coffee table and read it, it was "Life - Folk Memory History Tiesheng", knowing that this book should be read by the hostess Qian Yongquan, the male protagonist Jin Sheng's taste is heavy, he likes Mandarin Duck and Butterfly Pie, and he is especially fascinated by Qiong Yao's books, such as "There Are Thousands of Knots in My Heart", "Outside the Window", "I Am a Cloud", "Several Degrees of Sunset Red", ...... I read novels first and then watched movies and TV series, and I often watched them with tears in my eyes, wiping my nose with a paper while watching, saying that Qiong Yao's films made his heart beat to the point of shock.

Also, he likes tabloid hot spots. Once, Lao Yu saw Jin Sheng stomping his feet on the ground when he saw "dong dong dong" reading the tabloid, leaned forward and backward with laughter, hurriedly leaned his head over, and saw a group of photos on the tabloid;

Former Soviet Union leader Mikhail Gorbachev fell asleep at the Nobel Peace Prize summit;

Former U.S. President George W. Bush visited Ukraine and forcibly kissed Ukrainian President Yushchenkov at the welcome ceremony, and Laura was immediately jealous;

There is Camilla, the wife of British Crown Prince Charles, who went to the children's playground when she pouted her hips and kissed a little girl. The three-year-old boy Jerold happened to pass by her buttocks, and Jerrod, who was brutally hit by the buttocks, hit his head with a pain in his buttocks, and walked away while crying and rubbing his head;

When UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon visited Baghdad, the capital of Iraq, and an explosion occurred 50 meters away from the press conference, Ban Ki-moon subconsciously dodged and crouched behind the podium.

The mayor of London, Boris, was cleaning up garbage in the Puley River with volunteers, and after posing in front of the camera, he suddenly tripped over a small depression and fell into the river, and the volunteers struggled to hook it up from the river with bamboo poles.

There are also "Animals and Politician Emojis" in the tabloids; Putin is like an orangutan, Blair is like a donkey, and Cameron is like a barking dog.

Lao Yu fully understands that Qian Yongquan is not at ease with her husband, Jin Sheng loves Qiong Yao so much, and he has seen too much of it. Lao Yu thought again, no, he has never been disdainful of romance novels, why does the old woman in the family also treat herself as a thief? Women are all tendons, have bad roots, treat their husbands as suspects, and become detectives themselves.

Lao Yu asked Qian Yongquan, how much has Shi Tiesheng read the book? Qian Yongquan heard Lao Yu talk about Shi Tiesheng, and immediately forgot that the family conflict was coming, and said:

"I've seen almost all of them; "Half an Hour for Lunch", "My Distant Qingping Bay", "Me and the Temple of Earth", "Rotary Asking for Directions", "Grandma's Star" ....... Shi Tiesheng is a giant, and it is not easy for him to live to be 60 years old. He had 'congenital spina bifida', developed 'myeloid arachnoiditis' at the age of 21, or 'polymyelitis', and was paralyzed in his lower limbs, and has been in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. Later, it developed into kidney failure and uremia. It is conceivable that at the beginning he thought of death, but it was his relatives, classmates, friends, and society's love for him that saved him and made him strong to survive. After experiencing the torment of ** and spiritual purgatory, he picked up the pen, tried his best to tell the words, and used his talent to achieve the chapter, and became a famous writer. It is difficult for ordinary people to imagine the hardships of his writing; Bedsores on the buttocks and 'stoma fistula' on one side of the belly, dialysis three times a week for an hour. Dialysis accomplishes what necrotic kidneys can't do – it filters out the waste from the blood, and at the same time removes the precious nutrients from the blood as garbage. Every time he came back from dialysis, he didn't even have the strength to support his head in his neck, and he was soft. After more than ten years of dialysis, tens of thousands of needles poked at his arm, making his arm bulge into a bag the size of an egg, and it hurt his heart every moment. I thought that the reason why Shi Tiesheng was able to become a giant was because of a key person - his lovers Chen and Himi. She is like an angel sent to the world by the god of love, taking care of Shi Tiesheng who has been sick for many years, but she has never stopped writing. In this book, "Qian Yongquan pointed to the book in Lao Yu's hand:" There is an article "Alpine Flowing Water Sea Divine Travel", which was written by Liu Ruihu, Shi Tiesheng's best friend. He wrote: 'Paraplegic patients suffer from poor blood circulation, and despite careful care, they inevitably suffer from good and bad pressure sores due to bumps and compressions, which is the most painful and stubborn disease of Stetson's already disabled body. Because in severe times he could not sit or write. Paraplegic patients often need help from others to urinate and defecate after having a fistula, and they must never relax in the cleaning of the ostomy site. These are all Himmi's daily work, and there is no substitute for Himmi. For many years, Tiesheng could not turn over on his own, and every night Himi had to turn over for Tiesheng, and for more than ten years, Himi rarely slept a full night. There are many things that need to be done for Tie Sheng, such as cleaning up urine and urine, cleaning up the stoma hole, and applying medicine, and Himi not only does it, but more importantly, he must think about it, and he can't neglect it once. Tie Sheng sweats a lot at night, so he has to constantly rub Tie Sheng's bath. Paraplegics are prone to chilblains in winter, and Himi washes Tiesheng's feet every day. Take the foot basin, carry the kettle, pour water and squat, and hold a cane, as Tie Sheng joked: 'Two people in our family add up to only one leg'. Himi used one leg to prop up the house. But she is not a stay-at-home wife, Himi is an independent and self-reliant woman, like other working women, she has to go to work every day, first by bicycle, and later upgraded to an electric car. Tiesheng always wanted to buy a safe car for Himi, because Himi had fallen on a two-wheeler. Once, when talking about cars, Tie Sheng said, 'Go buy a car, or we'll go and see it in the afternoon, and Tiggo happens to be here.' As he said this, Tiesheng tilted his head, sat on the bed, and looked affectionately at Himi, who was standing on crutches against the bed rail. In addition to her bad legs, Himi is actually a beautiful woman. Every one of us who loves Stetson should be grateful and love Himi. ”

Jin Sheng listened to his wife's words: "You should learn from Chen and Ximi, and learn from her virtuousness, kindness, ability, selflessness, and infatuation." ”

Qian Yongquan said: "Am I not good to you? Am I bad for you? That time you were drunk, and the delicacies of the mountains and seas you ate were about to gamble your trachea. How much effort I put into helping you induce vomiting. You're throwing up all over the place. If I'm not there that day, you'll suffocate to death! I have a shallow appetite, and I will vomit if you spit out. When I was a child, my sister once stole the pagoda candy that my mother bought, and the next day she casually pulled out a few white roundworms from her ass and eyes. I will never forget that scene, and I still can't eat noodles. When you vomit, I still can't smell the smell of wine, for fear that the bad thing of wine will kill you if it penetrates your intestines and stomach. ”

Jin Sheng said: "You used to be good to me, and you have one thing to say. ”

Qian Yongquan said: "What do you mean, I'm not good to you now, right?" ”

"Compared to before, it's like two people."

"Blame who? Blame yourself! If a man's ethics are judged by A, B, C, D, you can only beat D! How can you, the ethics Ding, enjoy the same treatment as Shi Tiesheng, who is an ethical armor fighter? ”

Qian Yongquan was proud of his classification of Jin Sheng as an ethical Ding, and finally found a suitable position for him, and laughed proudly. Jin Sheng was silent and did not respond.

"Huh? Why don't you speak? Dumb? Qian Yongquan was still smiling.

Jin Sheng still didn't respond.

"You acquiesced, didn't you? Admit that you're a Moral Officer! You have fallen into an inferior position, how can you blame me for not treating you well? Qian Yongquan still stared at Jin Sheng.

Jin Sheng finally spoke: "For those who use the truth as a joke, a joke as the truth, and a joke as a joke, there is only one way, and that is not to speak. ”

"Hahaha! They all say that you are a Saturday faction, how do you look at Lu Xun? ”

Qian Yongquan smiled so much that his neck was one after the other, like a chicken pecking rice.

"I know the source of your words, it is Lu Xun's "On Beard". Lu Xun is not tall because of his beard, Lu Xun didn't say it in the book, I guess there is another reason, it is that he cut the tadpole-like braid that Chinese men had on the back of their heads, and was mistaken for a Japanese by the boatman, and praised him for a Chinese stick. Lu Xun said that he was not only Chinese, but also a fellow countryman with the boatman. The boatman said, hahahaha, you gentleman can tell jokes. Lu Xun regretted that he did not carry the family tree with him, and felt that even if he carried the family tree, the family tree was not like the current ID card, and there were photos to verify the identity. Besides, even if you have a family tree and there are photos on the family tree, the Japanese will fake it, just as today you can buy a fake Andy Lau, identity, share, and certificate for 20 yuan. Lu Xun was questioned again, how do you learn from the Japanese, you are short and bearded. Lu Xun, as an ignorant teenager, once argued indignantly: 'First, my body was originally only so tall, and I didn't deliberately try to compress it with the machine of a foreign devil to make him short, hoping to impersonate him. Japanese people are short, so they are called Little Japan. 'Second, my beard is certainly the same as that of many Japanese, however, although I have not studied the history of the changes in the beard of the Japanese, I have seen a few colossi of the ancients, not upward, but outward, similar to our national quintessence, after the Restoration, it was warped, that is about learning the German style, you see Kaiser Wilhelm's beard, isn't it the upper finger of the eyebrows, and the bridge of the nose is parallel? Although he later burned one side because of smoking, so he had to cut both sides flat, but during the Meiji Restoration in Japan, his side did not catch fire. These justifications took about two minutes for Lu Xun, and he didn't understand the hatred in the hearts of the doubters! How can you be like a devil! We are now familiar with Lu Xun's beard is a straight line, from "Speaking of Beard", we know that although he did not smoke like Emperor Wilhelm and burned half of it, he could only cut both sides flat, because he wanted to learn the Japanese beard after the Meiji Restoration, and it was necessary to apply a Japanese glue, which I estimate to be like the mousse we use to style hair today. Because Lu Xun had difficulty buying glue after returning to China, he learned from Emperor Wilhelm and cut his beard flat. Because Lu Xun was annoyed by frequent and ineffective justifications, he concluded, 'There is only one way to take the truth as a joke, to take a joke as a joke, and to use a joke as a joke, and that is not to speak. 'I'm just wondering, I didn't put you in the code of conduct five times, how did you learn Lu Xun's method of dealing with? ”