Chapter Twenty-Three: Brother is not the kind of person you think
When Yunkai accompanied Su Hang to go shopping, Su Hang bought him clothes and let Xia Hanshuang know.
It was a set of Armani casual clothes, white shirt, khaki pants, worn on Yunkai's hanger, it was a personable urban, quite a bit of an idol posture, but in Xia Hanshuang's eyes, it was not like this, the waist of Shenma was too loose, the length of the trouser leg was not appropriate, and the hairstyle and clothes were not coordinated...... In short, it is a horizontal nose and vertical eyes.
To put it bluntly, the reporter Xia Da was actually not satisfied, the clothes were bought by Su Hang.
Early on Monday morning, Yunkai went to Yao Xingyuan's Yukang clinic as promised to deliver blood samples to Mr. Yao. Yukang Clinic is located at the foot of Phoenix Mountain, a picturesque feng shui treasure that has now been developed into a famous residential area in Chongqing, a place where the nouveau riche gathers - regardless of the medical skills of the "Little Medicine King", the vision of choosing the location is still leveraged.
It is said that male creatures are the most aggressive when it comes to fighting for the right to breed with the opposite sex, as are the fierce lions and gentle squirrels. Although Old Man Yao has been persuading his grandson to be good friends with Yun Kai, the two who have thorns in their hearts always look at each other unpleasantly, and after chatting a few words without being salty, Yun Kai just said goodbye and received a call from Xia Hanshuang.
"Where?" Xia Hanshuang asked in a furious voice.
"Phoenix Mountain, I'm getting ready to go back to the lab." Yun Kai teased: "What instructions does the beauty have?" ”
"Come and go shopping with me!"
"Eldest sister, it's Monday today!" When Yun Kai heard that he was shopping again, his legs began to tremble.
"What's going on Monday? My sister went to work yesterday! ”
"I'm not very convenient today......"
"Your aunt is here?" Reporter Xia began to play hooligan, interrupting Yunkai and saying, "Hurry up, drop less." You take the light rail two stops to Guanyin Bridge and wait for me, I'll drive over to pick you up......"
It turns out that it's not just the males who are aggressive, but the females are just as aggressive.
Some people say that life is like being raped, and if you can't resist, then learn to enjoy it. Yun Kai had no reason to refuse the invitation of the beauty, so he had to think bitterly, if Reporter Xia wanted to rape him, would he obey or obey? It's a pity that he thinks too much, people just want to take off his clothes, oh no, take off the clothes that Su Hang bought for him......
Shopping with a beautiful woman is a painful beauty difference, Yunkai followed Xia Hanshuang, shuttling through the bustling Metropolitan Plaza, and he couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest. He really couldn't figure it out, where were so many people and so many beautiful women during the New Monday time, and everyone didn't have to go to work?
Is it true that the more good-looking girls have, the more leisure time?
Yunkai had to admit that even in a place like Metropolis, where beauties gathered, Xia Hanshuang belonged to the handful with the highest appearance. She is not too tall but well-proportioned, small and big, although it can't be compared with Chen Ziyi's Mount Everest, but it can also be called an infinite scenery in the dangerous peak. Before, her skin was not very good, but after taking the medicine according to Yunkai's prescription, her appearance exploded directly, and she suddenly exuded a dazzling brilliance, and the return rate was terrifying.
"Who do you see? Keep up and be careful of the wrong person! Xia Hanshuang was not happy when she saw Yunkai looking around. Isn't my sister a beauty, isn't it enough for you to see?
The word "look" is an authentic Yudu dialect, which means to see beautiful women. In the beauty nest of Yudu, looking is a very bright thing, there is no need to hide and sneak, not only men love to look, but even women are happy to do it.
"Aren't I being a flower messenger for you, surrounded by wolves, Yali Mountain is big! Look over there, even the bunch of women are staring at you in a daze, they're ...... It can't be a lace edge, right? ”
"You're a bit of a lower limit, okay?" Xia Hanshuang slapped him on the arm angrily and said, "There is a Versace store on the first floor of the Pacific Department Store, let's go over and have a look?" ”
"Miss, please! I'm just a little follower, and Mu has the right to speak. ”
Xia Hanshuang turned her head and glanced at him, full of charm.
When she arrived at the Versace store, Xia Hanshuang picked out a new autumn dress, went into the fitting room to change her clothes, turned around in front of Yunkai, and asked with a smile: "How is it?" ”
Yun Kai's eyes lit up, and he applauded vigorously. It is an off-the-shoulder knee-length skirt, white above the waist, gradually turning into an elegant light gray after the waist, the design is very simple, there is no superfluous decoration, the lines are very clear, a small metal buckle belt is tied around the slender waist, worn on Xia Hanshuang is another taste, there is no lack of fashion in the classics, and there is sex appeal in the dignified.
"Sir, you are so happy, your girlfriend is beautiful and has a good figure, she looks good in everything, it's a pity not to be a model!" The female clerk of the specialty store admired with envy.
"She's not my girlfriend." Yun Kai denied it seriously.
"Oops, I'm sorry!" The female clerk hurriedly apologized and said, "I think you are a good match, and I thought you were a couple!" ”
Are these female clerks who smear honey on their mouths this way of saying this to every customer? Yunkai is tired of hearing about it in the past two days, if he has a girlfriend like Xia Hanshuang or Su Hang, it is hard to say whether he is happy or not, but there should be sexual happiness.
Xia Hanshuang was still unfinished, so he turned around in front of the hanger again, picked out a water-green silk nightdress and entered the fitting room.
After a while, a princess-like girl walked out with Nana, but the neckline of this silk nightdress was a little low, and the back was even more shoulder blades naked, vaguely revealing a slender waist without fat, which was simply a mixture of angels and demons.
A certain little virgin immediately couldn't stand it, he hurried to a certain part of his body and began to disobey the command, and the evil forces rose strongly, and there was a tendency to be unable to suppress it.
"Look where!" Xia Hanshuang saw Yun Kai staring at him intently, his nosebleed was about to spurt out, and he said a little embarrassed: "Come and help me pull the zipper on the back and ......."
Seduce, the seduction of red fruits!
This girl is so hateful. Zipper, zipper, are you a god horse? If you want to challenge my brother's bottom line, if you have the ability, you can ask your brother to go into the fitting room and pull the zipper? If you have the ability, do you ask my brother to go to the hotel room to pull the zipper and try it?
The female clerk was also a clever little girl, so she quickly pretended not to see it, covered her mouth and walked to the side. She thought to herself that men are sometimes very hypocritical, looking at the posture of this couple, she actually said that it is not your girlfriend?
Xia Hanshuang saw that the goal was achieved, so she stopped playing with Yunkai, and after changing back into her previous clothes, she instructed the female clerk: "Wrap these two pieces first, and count the money together later." ”
"Okay, you can take a look at ...... again"
Xia Hanshuang dragged Yunkai to the men's wear area, picked out a knitted sweater, a jacket with blue print on a white background, a pair of casual pants, socks and shoes, and even the inside was not missing, just enough to make a complete set. Xia Hanshuang's careful thinking was, didn't you Su Hang buy clothes for him, but it will be cold in a few Sundays, and you won't be able to wear autumn clothes, right? The next time we meet, I'll have to wear what my sister bought it, right? ……
Yunkai didn't even bother to try, anyway, the men's clothes were the same, and the right size was not much different. The female clerk came over and took the goods directly after measuring the size, skillfully calculated the price and said: "The total is 112,000 and 800, and the price after 85% discount is more than 95,000, and you will be rounded up to 95,000 ......."
"Shouldn't it be ninety thousand?"
"I'm sorry sir, this is already the lowest discount in our store......"
"I'll just say that, just kidding, don't mind." Yun Kaile took out his bank card and handed it over.
Most of the clothes Xia Hanshuang picked were Yunkai, and he was embarrassed to let his family pay for it no matter how stingy he was. Although it is suspected that spending the family's money is suspected of gnawing at the elderly, between gnawing the old family and the little white face, he temporarily chose the former, after all, he has not provided professional services to the little white face, right?
But Xia Hanshuang was not happy, snatched back Yunkai's card, and handed over her own card. If Yunkai is allowed to pay the bill and is known by Su Hang's girl, she will not be ridiculed to death? This first battle can be regarded as a complete loss to her.
"What are you doing?" Yun Kai insisted on maintaining the dignity of men, and said very stinkingly: "Brother is rich!" ”
"How can you make a volunteer pay for it? Even if it's a red envelope for you to prescribe medicine for me. Xia Hanshuang glanced at him, and said enchantingly: "If you feel embarrassed, then hurry up and get the cosmeceutical formula ready, obediently follow my sister, and my sister will make money to support you?" ”
Obediently follow my sister, and my sister will make money to support you...... What do you mean?
Yun Kai pondered in his heart that people who learn Chinese speak profoundly, so connotatively.
Is this girl implying to him that the money and debt need to be paid with meat?
Really, who does she think of her brother?!
"Sister, I'll tell you," Yun Kai reminded Xia Hanshuang very seriously when he went out with his clothes: "Brother is not the kind of person you imagined!" ”
"Oh? What kind of person do I imagine you are? Xia Hanshuang was inexplicable, and she didn't understand what this thing was talking about.
"Brother doesn't sell his body, he shouldn't be a little white face." Yun Kai resolutely declared: "If you really need it, as a friend, I can reluctantly sacrifice it......"
Xia Hanshuang finally reacted. This has to be a person with a lot of evil thoughts and a lot of yd in his heart to think about it? She pounced on her relentlessly, and shouted viciously:
"I'll kill you, you whore! I'm tearing you! ”
Yun Kai, who was in trouble, retreated and protested aggrievedly: "Hey, hey, hey! What's the matter with me? Didn't you ask for it? ”
When the two were arguing, a shrill female voice sounded from behind them, "Yo, are you two flirting?" In public, you don't know how to be honest? ”
Yun Kai looked back in amazement, a woman who was fashionably dressed and a little innocent looked at a handsome man with a pale face, with a bit of ridicule and disdain on the corners of her mouth, looking at Xia Hanshuang with malice.
The woman shook the man's arm and said coquettishly, "Di Fei, look! I really can't figure it out, oh, how did you like her before? Even I feel so embarrassed......"
Xia Hanshuang did not speak with a cold face, and her expression revealed obvious indifference and disgust, which was completely different from her usual warm and generous performance. Yun Kai hesitated for a moment and took a few steps forward, standing side by side beside Xia Hanshuang.
Because he suddenly felt that Xia Hanshuang was a little lonely.