Say goodbye to the matchmaker, and the two wander on the road. The breeze is blowing, and the night is filled with the scent of unknown flowers. The woman didn't say much, she was all in response, not "Lord is dead!" It's just "I'm on!" Yue Qiangyun was half-hung and couldn't understand the unfathomable profundity of the woman's conversation, and he was embarrassed to break the sand pot and ask the end, and after breaking up, he turned back to the matchmaker's house. Seeing that Yue Qiangyun was like a fool, Qiu Qiangyun smiled and bent over, and pointed out that Yue Qiangyun's woman was studying English in her spare time, and her "grandpa died" and "I opened" were not her grandfather dead, nor that she was very happy, but the meaning of "good" in foreign language. Yue Qiangyun remembered that when she asked her to watch a movie after work tomorrow when she was leaving, she replied, "Master is dead!" The next evening, I bought a movie ticket and waited at the door, and after waiting for more than two hours, the movie was over, and the woman did not show up. Yue Qiangyun subjectively assumed that she had low self-esteem because of her broken appearance, and it was her responsibility to take the initiative to help her get out of her demons. He also asked the matchmaker to contact her. The matchmaker wanted to speak and stopped. Seeing Yue Qiangyun's posture of stalking his neck, he had no choice but to tell the truth:

"Don't look at her face like that, her heart is very high. When she was a child, she quarreled with the neighbor's children, and the neighbor's children saw her good-looking and scolded her for talking to a hundred men when she grew up! Who knew that he was really scolded. I introduced her to a platoon, but none of them succeeded. She didn't say it explicitly, probably because she hated you for not working. His face was splashed with sulfuric acid by the person she was talking to at the time, the man was in prison, and you didn't read the newspaper? It was a sensation back then. ”

Yue Qiangyun was angry and said: "How can I have time to watch those BB dick news, I'm very busy." ”

The matchmaker reprimanded him: "You don't want to wear glasses with your belly button - no up or down." I'm your elder, do you talk to people like this? ”

"Aunt Qiu, I'm sorry, I was wrong, don't be like me."

Yue Qiangyun left the house of Qiu Media's mother-in-law, full of emotion. It is said that the old virgin is narcissistic, and Lao Tzu is the first in the world. In fact, the old virgin is the old lady, "the head of the woman hooks the head of the man - difficult." "That's the kind of woman we're talking about. No wonder some men sigh:

"That score is really big, I feel like I'm the mother of the main palace."

Yue Qiangyun thought that he didn't have a job, like a tail growing behind his buttocks, and his hair was long and short. In terms of marriage, he is an absolute machismo, he doesn't want to climb high, he just wants to be low. He is not highly educated, if he is a doctor, he will never marry a postdoctoral woman as a wife, and let that woman ride on his head as a prestige. Recently, although I have been lucky and have to smell the fragrance of women, I have done a stupid thing for a doctor to find a postdoctor, and I have suffered a lot of wretchedness! It seems that I have to find a country woman, although I don't have a job, I have a city hukou, she even has a hukou in the countryside, so matched, she is low, she is Gao Pan, she is a high cityman with a low countryman, just what I want!

Yue Qiangyun was wandering on the road, walking alone, disheartened, and hated to cry. Meet Wan Xiaowen, a primary school classmate. Yue Qiangyun was implicated by the baked cake stove and dropped out of primary school after graduation. Wan Xiaowen went up to high school graduation and decentralized. Yue Qiangyun knew that graduating from primary school could be regarded as a talent in ancient times, and graduating from high school could be regarded as a person. Yue Qiangyun was very puzzled that Wan Xiaowen, the old man, couldn't return to the city for so many years. In elementary school, the whole class knew that Wan Xiaowen had an uncle in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and went abroad to be an ambassador. Wan Xiaowen was born in a famous family, so he has a head and a face, and he can't figure out why his ambassador uncle is so indifferent, his own nephew can't come up for many years, and as a diplomat, he doesn't have to help with this little favor, so if he pulls him Wan Xiaowen, he doesn't need to repair the earth anymore? Yue Qiangyun didn't know that Wan Xiaowen didn't have that uncle at all, and his uncle was his own superborn son for his grandmother.

After not seeing each other for many years, Yue Qiangyun invited Wan Xiaowen to drink. After a few glasses of wine, Yue Qiangyun's mind was confused, and he forgot that he often wrote, directed, and acted by himself, and he expressed his depression to his old classmates. Especially when I heard that although Wan Xiaowen has been farming, she is accompanied and slept by beautiful women every night, and said that she looks like flowers and bones, and any man will lose his soul when he sees it. Soon, Yue Qiangyun saw the real Buddha, who was the jade photo of the Buddha, which not only did not make him lose his soul, but also made him want to vomit. The woman's chin was sharpened, as if she was about to make a hole in the earth, and her face was dark, and the picture could be taken. The eyes are bright, and he doesn't need makeup to play Zhang Fei. The image is weird, this flower bone looks like a rhinoceros, very ugly. However, Wan Xiaowen's eyebrows fluttered and said something. Yue Qiangyun was envious. said that once the two had a quarrel, Wan Xiaowen brushed up with one mouth, and five red marks immediately appeared on her face. Wan Xiaowen was not addicted, and yelled at her to get out! She is another commune intellectual. Pumping and pumping, crying all the way and rolling back. Who knew that at the end of the next day, Wan Xiaowen saw the smoke curling at home, thinking that the snail girl was coming. When I got home, I learned that the rhinoceros girl who just rolled yesterday rolled back today, not only burned delicious meals to serve, but also boiled a large pot full of boiling water in order to make up for not sleeping together all night, scalding pigs and soaking Wan Xiaowen in it. Wan Xiaowen is not as much as a pig, and his hair can fade, but he has an old dirt. After soaking like old dirt and floating skin, the rhinoceros girl helped him take a bath, gently rubbed and stroked slowly, and was so comfortable that Wan Xiaowen was crispy from pores to bones. Intensify production and work hard at night. These words entered Yue Qiang's ears, which made him have a physiological reaction, and his mouth changed from a type of envy to an O-shape.

has always been, and among his classmates, he has the most pity for Wan Xiaowen. I felt that he was trapped in the countryside and suffered. I don't think that the boy Yanfu is higher than the sky! Deeper than the sea! Envy Lao Yueye! Yue Qiangyun raised his glass and borrowed wine to drown his sorrows. However, the water is more flowing when the knife is drawn, and the sorrow is even more sorrowful when the wine is raised. Yue Qiangyun burst into tears. He even began to regret that he had not responded to the leader's call to go to the countryside to join the queue! I don't dare to say what I am famous for, at least I will sleep with a woman! There are also value-added scrubs and the like. I lost this good deed. When he went to the mountains and went to the countryside, the old woman of the neighborhood committee took turns to go into battle, bombing him indiscriminately, forcing him to go down, saying that he had no job, that he was a young man in society, and that he met the conditions for going to the mountains and going to the countryside. As soon as he left, he didn't show the old women face-to-face, and the grocery store at home was thrown to the old lady. When the wind was a little lighter, he quietly stepped on the meeting and returned to his old business. Now it seems that giving up decentralization is tantamount to destroying one's future and giving up happiness. Oops! At this point, he escalated from tears to tears. The water of grievances that I held back my stomach kept flowing. Seeing that Wan Xiaowen, who was sitting opposite and was blushing from drinking, he laughed out loud. asked Yue Qiangyun: "What are your conditions for finding a wife?" ”

Yue Qiangyun tightened his tear ducts, twitched and said, "I'...... I...... The condition for me to find a wife is that there are no conditions, as long as it is a woman, not a man, it will work. ”

When Wan Xiaowen heard Yue Qiangyun say this, he immediately acted as a matchmaker and introduced him to a female intellectual, named Zhou Ying, in the same brigade. Because of family politics, I haven't been able to go up. Wan Xiaowen praised Zhou Ying for her beautiful appearance, five years younger than Yue Qiangyun. Wan Xiaowen took out his wallet as he spoke, and took out a photo of Zhou Ying and his woman inside. Wan Xiaowen introduced her two as good sisters. It was through this photo that Yue Qiangyun not only met Zhou Ying, but also saw the rhinoceros girl. Yue Qiangyun looked at the photo with disappointment and joy at the other. The disappointment is that I feel that Wan Xiaowen's woman is too ugly, and at the same time I feel that I am worried about the ancients, she is Wan Xiaowen's person, and she is not ready to introduce me to Lao Yue. Seeing Zhou Ying's photo, Yue Qiangyun was overjoyed, and there were three joys: 1, Zhou Ying was indeed beautiful, unlike Wan Xiaowen's description of the rhinoceros sister, who fetched a lot of water. Zhou Ying looks like the song sings, "Long eyelashes, big eyes, as if I have seen you somewhere." Of course, Yue Qiangyun knew that he had never seen Zhou Ying in his life, and if he did, it was in his own dreams, in the spring dreams he often had. 2, Zhou Ying is five years younger than herself, she is not an old virgin, and she has not learned the vice of being dissatisfied with the old virgin. 3, Zhou Ying is a rural hukou, she is an urban hukou, she is married to Zhou Ying, she is Gao Pan, and she is low. Just what I wanted!

Yue Qiangyun immediately went to the countryside with Wan Xiaowen on a blind date. The mood of this blind date is upside down from before, and I have a bamboo in my chest. Before leaving, Yue Qiangyun rummaged through the house, and brought all the inventory with him if he could enter his mouth. He knows that these goods are rare in the city, and they will become national treasures and giant pandas when they go to the countryside.

After meeting, Yue Qiangyun felt that people were more beautiful than photos, like the twelve hairpins in "Dream of Red Mansions". Some people are photogenic, some people are not, no one is beautiful in Zhou Ying's photos, although there is a rhinoceros girl as an ugly foil, it does not show off her true style.

In the countryside in early winter, light snow and early clouds. The giant panda, a national treasure brought by Yue Qiangyun, has emerged, which is worthy of the delicacies of the mountains and seas commonly used in luxury banquets in five-star hotels. Zhou Ying couldn't remember how many years she hadn't seen so much deliciousness, so she swallowed her saliva hard in her stomach. Washing, chopping, cooking, stir-frying, in a hurry, exquisite dishes are served on the table. After several staggered plans, Zhou Ying did not go through the orders of her parents, only accepted the words of the matchmaker, and agreed to Yue Qiangyun's marriage proposal. Yue Qiangyun has the intention to plant flowers and flowers, and has no intention of inserting willows into the yin, relying on the old classmates to take care of the big package, the building near the water will get the moon first, and the flowers and trees will eventually sew spring, and soon they will finally hug the beauty, and the heart is like refusing to stay in the chest, and ran to the honey pot. The two of them were drunk and walked along the thin snowy country road, talking about the future, and stepping on two series of footprints that did not go back and forth, which seemed to foreshadow their end.

Zhou Ying is a petty bourgeois woman who likes Lu Xun, Yu Dafu, Maupassant, Chekov...... Although Yue Qiangyun only went to junior high school for one year, of course he watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". I only read one book and felt very shameless, so I was ashamed to boast that I had read Tolstoy's "War and Peace" and "Resurrection". Also watched Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Speaking of Elizabeth and Darcy; Jane & Bentley; Lydia and Wicken; Charlotte and Collins' love story is a flying eyebrow. Zhou Ying opened his eyes wide and pricked up his ears, unable to believe his vision and hearing. A tome like "War and Peace" looks like a brick gnawing through the hole in the city gate, and I can't swallow it. As for "Resurrection", I only remember watching movies with my father when I was a child, and they were all courtroom plays, which were long and boring. Later, I finally borrowed the original book, and I felt that a psychological description was thousands of words, and I really didn't have the patience to read it. Zhou Ying thought that she had a high literary accomplishment, but who knew that the husband who fell from the sky was much stronger than herself. How did she know that her future husband had only read the titles of "War and Peace" and "Resurrection", but had not read the content. "Pride and Prejudice" is the second literary work he watched after "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", for a half-immature and ageless bachelor who is not feminine, the love story makes him obsessed, so he has a lot of treasures.