Chapter 058: Uncle Tell You a Joke

The primary school affiliated to Tiandu Normal University is one of the best primary schools in Tiandu City, and the children who come to school here are basically not the children of eunuchs, or the children of rich families, to put it bluntly, it is an aristocratic school. It's school day, and the streets outside the school gate are full of all kinds of luxury cars and luxury cars

The area of the school is very large, and there are several buildings with a height of more than ten floors.

The gate of the school is very magnificent, and the stone carved with the name of the school is worth a lot of money.

As time passed, the bustling crowd in front of the school gate gradually dispersed, and the children of the school were picked up by their parents one by one.

Ye Sanping glanced at the time in the car, almost half an hour had passed, but he still didn't see Fang Yanan and the child coming out of the gate. This made him feel a little irritable, so he decided to get out of the car and check it out.

When he walked to the school gate, he glanced around the school, but still couldn't find the two.

Ye Sanping's heart suddenly felt a trace of unease. However, this uneasiness disappeared after a few seconds, as he saw Fang Yanan and the child coming out of the guard room not far from his right hand, followed by a young girl who looked to be twenty-three or four years old.

The girl was dressed in a white dress, her beautiful hair with a shawl poured down like a waterfall, and under the crescent-like eyebrows was a pair of beautiful eyes as clear as water. With low eyebrows and a light smile, there is a fresh and lovely feeling. The whole person exudes a unique temperament that is beautiful and refined, and does not eat the fireworks of the world, giving people a feeling of clear water out of hibiscus and natural carving.

When Ye Sanping was looking a little fascinated, he saw the girl waving to Fang Yanan and the child with a smile on her face, and then turned around and walked towards the school.

Ye Sanping came to his senses and turned his gaze back to Dao Fang Yanan and them, at this moment Fang Yanan had already discovered him and was walking in his direction, but the child she was holding in her hand pouted and seemed a little unhappy. I saw that his whole body was covered with white dust, and his round but very cute little face was already dirty.

Fang Yanan, who walked to Ye Sanping, stopped, glanced at Ye Sanping, and then squatted in front of the child, stretched out his hand very motherly and patted the dust of the child's hand, and then without looking at Ye Sanping, he stretched out his jade hand and said coldly: "Do you have any tissues on you?" ”

Ye Sanping was a little stunned, but quickly took out a pack of pink wrapped tissues from his trouser pocket and handed it to Fang Yanan.

Fang Yanan took the tissue in Ye Sanping's hand, took out two from it, and then raised his hand to wipe it on the child's little face.

"In the future, Xiaowei will promise his sister that she will never fight with other classmates again, okay?" When she said this, Fang Yanan was like a gentle and kind mother, with a sweet smile on her pretty face, and the previous cold frost suddenly disappeared without a trace.

Ye Sanping was shocked in his heart and was surprised, thinking that his previous guess was wrong, and the relationship between them turned out to be that of sister and brother.

However, what surprised Ye Sanping the most was Fang Yanan's attitude, she always liked to show a high-minded and cold as frost before, in contrast, the current expression made Ye Sanping feel amazing, especially her motherly smile, which made Ye Sanping a little selfless intoxicated, and couldn't help but have some other opinions about the iceberg beauty in front of her.

The child just nodded and didn't say anything.

In a moment, the child's immature face had been wiped clean, but his expression still looked sullen.

"Alright, let's go home." Fang Yanan stood up, handed the tissue in his hand back to Ye Sanping, and then took the child's little hand and walked in the direction of the car.

A few minutes later, the three of them got into the car, and Ye Sanping quickly turned the car around and drove in the direction of the Shanshui Garden Villa.

Along the way, Masao asked the child a few questions, but the child remained silent, and the atmosphere in the car became a little dull for a while.

Ye Sanping glanced at Fang Yanan and the child in the perspective mirror in front of the windshield, and smiled very peacefully: "Little friend, can you tell your uncle what your name is?" ”

Fang Yanan moved his gaze to Ye Sanping in the driver's seat, and a hint of joy suddenly flashed in his eyes.

"Tell uncle, what's your name, okay?" Fang Yanan seemed to see Ye Sanping's intentions.

The child remained silent.

"Why don't you tell you a joke?" Ye Sanping glanced at the child again, and then said: "I just handed in the leave note last week, and there are a lot of students who have taken leave for the recent cold, and a child in the class called the teacher to ask for leave: Teacher, I have a cold today, I have a fever, and my mother wants to take me to the hospital in the morning, ask for half a day, and ask the teacher for approval." After listening to this, the teacher habitually asked: Is there anything else you want to say? As a result, the child said dumbfoundedly: Sincerely, salute! ”

After Ye Sanping finished speaking, Fang Yanan and he couldn't help laughing.

"It's not funny at all."

Ye Sanping and Fang Yanan were instantly fossilized, and an embarrassed expression suddenly appeared on their faces, but although the child did not laugh, they were happy that the child finally spoke.

Seeing the child speak, Fang Yanan and Ye Sanping glanced at each other in the rearview mirror, and at the same time, Fang Yanan also gave Ye Sanping a look.

Ye Sanping had a clear heart, and then said: "Then uncle will give you a brain teaser." ”

When the child heard that it was a brain teaser, his spirit was immediately lifted, and his eyes became brighter.

"Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin can be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten?"

Such a simple question can be thought of by you, a stinky scoundrel, Fang Yanan's eyes suddenly flashed with a trace of disdain and turned to Ye Sanping.

"I'd already know such a simple question, aren't you fool?" The child replied proudly.

Ye Sanping's instant fossil.

"Hear it, you fool, our Xiaowei is smart." Fang Yanan said with a playful arc between the corners of his mouth.

Ye Sanping was naturally unconvinced, and then said: "What is it, you don't have to spend effort?"

"Doze off, of course, stupid." Xiaowei replied decisively.

"Xiaowei is great." Fang Yanan patted his jade hand and encouraged.

The atmosphere inside the car has finally become a little cheerful.

"Hey, this kid, he's pretty good, I don't believe I can't pass you." Ye Sanping said as if he was very unwilling.

"As long as you can get me, how about I call you uncle?" The child pouted, looking very confident, and the previous sullenness was suddenly swept away.

"That's what you said, don't regret it when the time comes." Ye Sanping glanced at Fang Yanan in the rearview mirror and said meaningfully.

Fang Yanan was suddenly inexplicable, and said disdainfully in his heart: Xiaowei can't answer, what will I regret in the future. But soon she understood, and suddenly glared at Ye Sanping with beautiful eyes, and snorted coldly in her heart: You stinky scoundrel thinks that it is quite beautiful, and it is simply wishful thinking to let Miss Ben call you uncle.