Chapter 34 Wu Chen's bullfighting
The cows are coming!
This is not a "bull cow" to play cards, this is Wang Erniu.
Wang Erniu waved a huge fist and hit Wu Chen's eye sockets, fast, ruthless, and accurate, this is his usual move, and it is also his unique style.
Although the body is huge, estimated to be nearly two hundred pounds, it is not sluggish or slow at all, on the contrary, it is relatively fast and flexible.
However, it is Wu Chen who is more flexible.
You can only outwit and never be able to defeat the enemy. Because it's not a wise choice to fight with a cow.
Wu Chen's recruitment mode is actually very simple, taking advantage of the strength that Wang Erniu rushed over and was still there, and when he had not completely stood firm, he squatted down, cut his feet, and at the same time avoided the opponent's fists, and mixed the opponent's feet, but the opponent's strength lost the target.
His feet hurt but he was unsteady on his feet and fell forward.
"Hmph, even if I fall, I have to press you hard under me, so that you know what weight is and what is jacking!" Wang Erniu was not panicked at all, on the contrary, he was proud, and there seemed to be a tragic situation in front of him that the other party was pressed to "ouch" and pain.
And Wu Chen had already been prepared, seeing that Wang Erniu was really hit, but although he fell down, but with a smile, he knew that he wanted to press himself down.
The feet of the two are still entangled, Wu Chen twisted hard, and he let go to the side, although his feet are still entangled, but his posture is no longer directly below the other party's fall, in order to prevent Wang Erniu from changing direction, Wu Chen stretched out his hand, grabbed his clothes and dragged it hard, Wang Erniu smashed it on the ground.
Dusty.
Wu Chen pulled out his feet, turned around gorgeously, and sat on Wang Erniu's body.
I've ridden a camel and a horse, ahem, and sometimes I've ridden people, but I've never ridden a cow! Ride the king and the second cow for a while today.
Wang Erniu shouted "ahh
Wu Chen waved his fist, and when Wang Erniu was holding up, a right hook punch hit Wang Erniu's right eye fiercely.
Again!
The person who was bullied by Wang Erniu thought silently in his heart.
Wang Erniu was in pain and fell down again.
But after all, he is a "cow", with the spirit of not admitting defeat, and the strength of his hands again is still one purpose - to hold up and overturn Wu Chen.
Wu Chen continued to wave his fist, but at this time it was a left hook, and a punch hooked Wang Erniu's left eye.
A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye. Wu Chen gave the best interpretation of this word.
"Ouch! Stop it! Wang Erniu saw that Wu Chen's strength was no worse than his own, and he finally stood up, so he was punched, and he was afraid that it would be impossible to overturn him, so he simply gave up struggling, and his hands no longer supported the ground, but raised his hands in surrender.
Vaguely, Wu Chen seemed to hear someone applauding.
"Hehe, concede!" Wu Chen jumped away, but stretched out his hand to Wang Erniu, who fell to the ground.
Wang Erniu hesitated, but still took Wu Chen's hand, stood up, patted the dust on his body a little embarrassed, and laughed innocently: "You are better than me!" I'm Wang Erniu, a sophomore in civil engineering! ”
actually introduced himself, he didn't mind Wu Chen's beating him just now, but he still rubbed his eye circles unconsciously, which were already red and swollen, and it was estimated that they would become red and purple after a while, but he really took Wu Chen, so he didn't care at all.
"Is there anyone in your dorm who often litters underneath?" Wu Chen asked.
"It seems that Liu Xiaojun, who is by the window in our bedroom, likes to eat snacks and like to throw garbage out of the window, but it seems that we also have such a person upstairs, so Liu Xiaojun learns, he said that someone will do hygiene anyway! I'm standing up for him, because these guys burst into our dorm room and kicked in the door! Wang Erniu replied.
"Is Liu Xiaojun here?" Wu Chen asked as he looked around.
"I'm here!" Liu Xiaojun is small, and his courage is estimated to be smaller, is it a mouse, timid as a mouse, but he likes to eat and like to make garbage, causing today's accident.
"Is what Wang Erniu said true?" Wu Chen asked.
Liu Xiaojun nodded, acknowledged, and replied at the same time: "I know it's wrong!" I promise not to lose it next time! ”
Wu Chen nodded, and said to the person who was injured in the eyes by Wang Erniu: "You too, civilized people, if you have something to say!" Whoever kicks us in the dormitory, I will beat them mercilessly! Although it was the people in their dormitory who did something wrong, but you should pay attention to things in the future, wait a minute, I will ask Liu Xiaojun to clean up the garbage outside your window, and then check if anyone else has lost it, this matter will end here, okay? ”
"Okay!" The person who was beaten saw that Wang Erniu was also like himself, he was beaten with a panda eye, and his anger in his heart had already decreased a lot, but he didn't agree with the "civilized person" that Wu Chen said, didn't you just fight just now? But he didn't dare to refute half a sentence.
"Liu Xiaojun, you go and clean up! Otherwise, I'll ask the Ministry of Health to deduct your dormitory points!" Seeing Liu Xiaojun nodded, he continued: "It's all gone!" Have a good weekend, don't make such a discordant thing! ”
Soon, the people in the two dormitories and the onlookers were gone.
The two student council members breathed a sigh of relief together,
"Bang Bang!" Applause rang out. Then a familiar voice came: "Okay, it seems that this minister of discipline won't be able to give it to you!" ”
Wu Chen looked back, and it turned out that Bai Qi had walked over, followed by several people.
"Brother Qi, you've come just in time! I just came to ask you for a half-official position, and it turned out that I encountered such a thing, so I made a move on a whim with itchy hands, just in the name of the student union, don't you mind! ”
"Brother Wu Chen, a hero is a young man, and the future is terrifying! It's a good job, if there are more students like you, I guess there will be a lot less work, and everything will be peaceful in the school! Bai Qi patted Wu Chen's shoulder and motioned for him to come into the office.
After registering again, Bai Qi introduced a few people from the discipline department of the student union to him, and said to Wu Chen: "In the future, you will follow Wu Chen, as for the meeting of the student union to be held next week, and then he, the newly appointed minister, will formulate the relevant duty forms and systems, you have no opinion!" ”
"No comments! Chigo is mighty! Everyone nodded in unison, since the chairman has said it, what else is there to say? It just so happens that the former head of the discipline department has graduated, and he still wants to be a minister, but with such a powerful role, who dares to compete!
"Then you know who will vote next week, does the head of the student union discipline department know who to vote?" Bai Qi asked the surrounding student union officials.
"Understood!" Everyone's eyes looked at Wu Chen.
"Thank you!" This "civilized man" sincerely expressed his gratitude.