Chapter 133: I'm Not a Hooligan!

Tang Song was dreaming when he was woken up by a direct slap.

The moment he opened his eyes, he saw a chubby aunt who was looking at him with hooligan eyes.

The image of this aunt instantly reminded Tang Song of the image of the chartered woman in the Xing Ye movie.

"Dead hooligan, dare to play hooligan in front of the old lady, sister, don't be afraid, there is an old lady, there are ten more hooligans like him, and the old lady is not afraid!"

Tang Song blinked, very puzzled in his heart.

Who is this charter lady talking about?

Why does she keep staring at herself?

Well, what's the situation, how is it a little soft?

And a little bit of fragrance?

Taking a closer look, Tang and Song saw two full peaks directly above.

Well?

How is it familiar? Where have you seen it?

I'll go!

In the next second, Tang Song saw Murong Shuying's face. How did he fall asleep on this woman's lap?

Oh! Understood, this charter lady has taken herself for a hooligan!

"I'm not a hooligan!" After Tang Song sat down, he hurriedly explained.

The charter lady snorted coldly, "Dead rascal, you are such a good person, the old lady has seen a lot." You go to Qishan Township to inquire, where there is an old lady, which hooligan dares to play hooligan! ”

She stepped forward and grabbed Tang Song's collar directly.

At this time, Guo Shaonian was awakened.

Seeing Tang Song being grabbed by the collar by an aunt, he was immediately puzzled.

"Tang Song, what's wrong?"

The charter lady glanced at Guo Shaonian and snorted coldly, "Oh, a combination of old and young hooligans, the old lady specially cleans up you scum!" ”

Guo Shaonian blinked his eyes innocently, as soon as he woke up, he was scolded as a gangster scum? What's the situation? Could it be that Tang Song couldn't tease her, but was arrested and appeared?

Guo Shaonian was speechless. Could it be that he likes this taste?

"Auntie, who am I rogue? Can you make that clear? Tang Song was still a little confused.

"She!" The charter woman pointed at Murong Shuying with the other hand.

Yes!

Tang Song was surprised.

"Auntie, you're mistaken, she's me-girlfriend!" In order not to cause unnecessary misunderstandings, Tang Song had no choice but to say so.

The charter lady laughed, and a few people in the car started laughing.

"What are you laughing at, I mean really?" Tang Song said puzzled.

Guo Shaonian added, "That's right! She is indeed her girlfriend! ”

The charter lady laughed wildly, "Okay, the combination of old and young hooligans is quite cooperative!" Sister, don't be afraid that your sister will call the shots with you, you say, did this hooligan eat your tofu? ”

Murong Shuying's gaze looked at Tang Song, feeling a little weird. Tang Songxin said that it's all this time, what do you see me doing, tell the truth!

"Shuying, you're talking!" Guo Shaonian urged.

"Shut up, you old rascal!" The charter wife glared at Guo Shaonian and said angrily.

"He-" Murong Shuying paused, "He's my boyfriend!" ”

A few people in the car started talking.

"Impossible, this girl is so beautiful, how can she fall in love with this rascal."

"That's it! Definitely scared! ”

"You can't give up halfway to fight hooligan professional households, you have to work hard, otherwise your reputation in the township will be ruined!" Obviously, this man knew about the deeds of the charter wife.

Fighting hooligan professional households, this is the reputation given by the people of Qishan Township to the charter wife.

The charter wife now recognizes that Tang and Song are hooligans, and she has to give Haibian a beating.

Murong Shuying saw that the charter lady still didn't let go, so she spoke again,

"You misunderstood, she's really my boyfriend!"

"Listen, Auntie, I know you're a good person, but you're really misunderstood, I'm really not a hooligan. Besides, are hooligans so handsome? "Tang Song is very hurt, what do I look like a hooligan?

"Flim Flam, it must be that the hooligan didn't run!" The charter wife still trusts her instincts.

"Ahh Auntie, you still don't believe it, so what about it? Tang Song asked anxiously.

"If the little sister is really your girlfriend, then what do you say her bust is, and when will the big aunt come?"

You're not bullying!

These secrets, how could this violent woman tell me?

"Auntie, I-I really don't know!" Tang Song said honestly.

"Anyone who is a hooligan can't escape the eyes of my professional hooligan account. What else is there to say now? The charter lady questioned Tang Songlai.

Tang Song defended, "Auntie, we just started dating. That is, hand-in-hand. These intimate questions you ask, how do I know. ”

"Auntie, you really misunderstood me, I admire your professionalism, and I admire you with all your bodies. But this time you were wrong. Her name is Murong Shuying, and she is a graduate student of Modu University, and her supervisor is Wei Zhengyi. That is Guo Shaonian, from the Demon Capital Archaeological Bureau, my name is Tang Song, and the three of us went to Qishan Township for archaeology......"

Tang Song said a lot in one breath, and finally Murong Shuying explained for a long time, which made the professional hooligan believe that he was wrong.

As soon as the people in the car heard that the three of them belonged to the Demon Capital Archaeological Bureau, they immediately started talking.

"During this time, there are many elites in our township in the archaeological field. I wonder if they dug up any treasures? ”

"It must have been dug up, otherwise, how could it alarm the country, and there are so many experts."

"yes, I heard that this is still on TV."

“……”

After the charter wife knew the truth, she smiled at Tang Song and said, "That's sorry, I'm going to look away today." That, big brother, you go sleep and sleep! ”

Tang Song wanted to continue sleeping, wanted to look at his full chest again, and determined what brand of perfume this Murong Shuying used, but after this incident, can he still sleep, and is he still interested in sleeping?

"Auntie, it's nothing, just clear up the misunderstanding." Tang Song said with a smile, "It would be great if there were a few more professional hooligan fighters like you in society!" ”

The charter lady immediately laughed, and said a little embarrassedly: "Big brother, what you said is true?" ”

"Of course it's true! Actually, I'm just like you - I love to fight hooligans, whether it's male or female! ”

When the driver heard this, someone laughed.

"And the female hooligans?"

"I haven't seen it. If I do, I'm definitely not going to fight, I'll do it! ”

"Look at your appearance, look at the experts from the demon capital, that's why Taishan collapsed in front of him and his face didn't change."

"Admire, such a young man must have such determination, it is really admirable!"

However, Tang Song never expected that this charter wife, a professional hooligan in Qishan Township, would ask such a question:

"Big brother, you teach us how to distinguish a female hooligan?"

Tang Song was stunned, aunt, that's what I said. Besides, this has to be analyzed on a case-by-case basis, and I can't explain it in a sentence or two!

After a muffled thunderstorm, the drizzle turned into a heavy rain.

The speed of the car was a little slower, but fortunately it was not far from Qishan Township.

Although Qishan Township is close at hand, the rain is getting heavier and heavier.

"Oh my God, what's going on? Why is this rain so heavy? ”

"Looks like I'm going to get drenched when I go home today."

"Hey, if I knew this, I should have listened to the old woman and brought a raincoat!"

The Yin Shang site is located in Xiaoqi Village, Qishan Township, and there is still a distance from Qishan Township to Xiaoqi Village. Guo Shaonian looked at the rain and estimated that he would not be able to go to Xiaoqi Village today.

It seems that we have to stay in Qishan Township for one night.

"Tang and Song Dynasties, Shuying, look at this rain, let's go to the site of Yin Shang Ruins in Xiaoqi Village today." Guo Shaonian saw that both of them turned their heads, so he pointed to the rain outside the car and analyzed.

"What then?" Tang Song asked.

"I can only stay in Qishan Township for one night!" Guo Shaonian nodded, "However, it's time to compromise you!" ”

In addition to being an archaeological expert, Guo Shaonian is also a lover of travelers, and he is used to sleeping in the wild.

"Where, Guo Lao is outside!" Tang Song said.

Murong Shuying said: "There is a bed to make do with a night's sleep!" ”

Guo Shaonian smiled bitterly, "Maybe you don't know much about the situation in Qishan Township, I'm afraid that there is no basic small hotel!" ”

Do you want to sleep on the streets?

"Who said that? How can we say that our Qishan Township is also a big township, how can there be no hotels? After hearing the words of Guo Shaonian and the others, the charter wife immediately interjected.