Chapter IV

What is there to eat

If people are unlucky, they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, but now I would rather drink cold water and stuff my teeth.

For a month, even if I didn't find a job, I was inexplicably led back by two people, and I had to pay for them myself!

"Are you really hungry?" I tentatively asked, aren't these two dead people?

"yes!" The two men replied.

"I'm going to think about it, what's going to ...... tonight," I said weakly.

Let's not talk about earning tens of millions of dollars to buy a villa, just talking about food, the money I have left in my hand is enough for the three of us to squander it for a few days.

"Little brother?" Brother Legend interrupted my train of thought, "You are an immortal, but looking young, you have no problem calling you so, right?" ”

"Call it as you like!" I don't care, now you just call me grandson, I have to agree!

"Little brother, we are new to here, you don't have to bother preparing anything, you can almost eat enough!"

"Who said that!" Caitlin immediately objected, "Of course you old man eats no problem, but I'm a girl, how can I eat casually?" ”

"Why are you so squeamish? I'm hunting by myself, what do I have to eat, and haven't I lived to be so old? Brother Legend immediately retorted.

I said in my heart that it's you, you are from the mountains, you are the second generation of officials, the second generation of rich, the real white rich beauty, can you compare? You're really' short! 'File poor!

"That's why you're so short!" Caitlin made the most of a woman's talent for quarrelling.

"...... "I, Brother Legend."

"Smack!" I slapped the table, "Don't make any noise!" Please eat something good today! ”

I'm out of the way, two heroes, and if I neglect them like this, I'll be upset in my own heart.

"Little brother, don't be like her, I'll just eat anything!"

"Really?" I squinted at him.

"Really!"

"Alright then, I see!" If you're going to save money for me, then don't blame me.

I'm not going to take them out on the streets now, it's going to kill me!" Let's not talk about what kind of mess the two confused traversers will cause, just the shape of the two of them, the return rate is guaranteed to be 100%! And I'm sure that Brother Legend's return rate will not be lower than Catelyn's, but passers-by will want to take a closer look when they see Catelyn, and they will definitely stand far away when they see Brother Legend.

So I pulled out my phone and said, "Hey? Are you willing to fight chicken? A family bucket for the whole family, you deliver it to ......"

I have so much money, and it's already a luxury to be able to eat chicken.

It takes about half an hour for the guy who is willing to beat the chicken to come, and during this time, I first went to the shoebox in the bedroom to dig out my treasured 200 yuan, and then went to the kitchen to boil water.

As for the two men, I told them to go around on their own, as long as they didn't go out.

"Xiaoqiang?" Caitlyn's voice rang out.

"What's wrong?" I walked out of the kitchen.

"People want to make it easier......," Caitlin asked, a little embarrassed, "where is your toilet?" ”

"This is it!" I took Caitlin to the bathroom.

"How do you use this?" Caitlyn asked, looking at the toilet bowl in confusion.

"Little brother?" I haven't taught Caitlyn yet, and there's a problem with the legend over there.

"You sit on this, and the rest is up to you!" I pointed to the toilet, "Just get the dirty stuff in!" ”

After I helped Caitlyn close the door to the bathroom, I went to find Brother Legend.

"Little brother, I want to pee, where to go?"

"There's a tree in the yard outside!" I pointed outside, "You just pee under the tree!" ”……

In order not to get the two of them in trouble again, I decided to turn on the TV and let them watch it first.

"Xiaoqiang, how did you get this? The villain inside will still move! Caitlyn asked, pointing to the TV.

"You raised all the villains here?" Brother Legend also asked.

I'm most annoyed by these turtles that have crossed over!

"I didn't raise it!" I wanted to explain something, but after thinking about it, I didn't understand the question of why there was a picture on TV, so I simply said, "This is the fairy world!" You don't understand! ”

As soon as I said this, the two of them were really quiet, watching TV silently.

"This is, uh, for this thing in front of you." I handed the remote control to Caitlin, "You press this, and you can change the screen!" ”

Caitlin gave it a try, looking up at me, "Useless?" ”

I looked at the TV, looked up at the clock on the wall, and said, "Oh, the TV is broken, it'll be fine in another twenty minutes!" ”

The news network is the news broadcast, anyway, they can't understand it, in fact, we ourselves sometimes can't understand it.

At this time, the water was already boiling, I went into the kitchen, took out a packet of instant noodles and poured it into the pot, and pulled out another egg, and after thinking about Brother Legend's words, I decided to put the egg down.

"Come on!" I walked into the living room with instant noodles.

"What's that? So fragrant? Legend has it that Brother immediately stood up when he smelled the smell.

"That's what I made to entertain you!" I said solemnly and handed him a fork.

"Little brother is really a real person, you're welcome!"

"Don't be polite to me, eat quickly!" I said with a smile.

"Oops! This taste is really good, the place where this fairy lives is different! Brother Legend took a bite and exclaimed.

Turtles! Eating instant noodles is like this, if you take a crab to show him, won't you scare him to death?

"Xiaoqiang! And what about mine? Caitlin saw that Brother Legend had already eaten it, and was immediately unhappy.

"Hello, KFC Home Delivery!" At this time, the voice of the takeaway brother sounded outside the door.

"It's here!" I smiled at Caitlyn.

I put the family bucket on the table, "Caitlin, come over for dinner!" ”

Caitlyn walked over and looked at the chicken wings in the family bucket.

"Here, taste!" I took out a piece of chicken wings and handed it to her.

Caitlin took it and took a careful bite, "It's delicious!" Is this a chicken? Much tastier than ours! ”

"It's delicious, eat more!" I opened the Coke and brought Caitlin a glass, "Here, drink this!" ”

"Oops! What a stimulating drink! Caitlin said with a sip and a frown, but when she got used to it, she said, "It's delicious!" ”

At this time, the aroma of the whole family bucket has drifted to Brother Legend, no matter how fragrant this instant noodles are, they are always as fragrant as meat......

"That, little brother?" Legend has it that Brother came over with instant noodles, "Can I taste it?" ”

"Aren't you going to eat anything you want?" I asked, holding up a chicken leg.

"Hmm!" Caitlin swallowed the food in her mouth, "Uncle, didn't you say you had something to eat?" ”

Legend has it that my brother didn't know how to answer us with a bowl.

I looked at Brother Legend's pitiful appearance at a loss, and I couldn't bear it, "Come on, I just teased you, don't take it to heart!" Eat together! ”

Caitlin didn't stop me either, although she was a big lady and a little willful, but she was a jingcha anyway, and she could still distinguish between right and wrong, and generously gave up a seat to Brother Legend......

After dinner, all that's left is to think about sleeping.

I now have four rooms here, one by myself, and the other three rooms are not locked, and a few juniors let me help watch them when they go back, and you can sleep with friends when they come.

"I still have four rooms here, where do you want to sleep tonight, pick it yourself!" I said to them, "Remember, don't mess with the stuff in the house!" ”

"I can sleep anywhere!" Legend has it that Brother said indifferently.

"Really?" I squinted at him again.

"I'll take a look!" Legend has it that Brother remembered something and immediately jumped off the chair.

They came back in a circle.

"Except for that one!" Brother Legend frowned, pointed to a room, and said.

I looked at it, it was the fat boy's room, the fat boy is a fat man who lives here, never tidy up the room, the first time I went in, I was almost dragged to the hospital for first aid!

"I think it's okay in your room!" Caitlin pointed to my room, "It's just that the quilt is a little dirty!" ”

"Okay!" I sighed, "You can sleep in my room, I'll wait to change your bed quilt!" ”

Caitlin is a beauty, and she can't treat people badly!

It's not that I'm biased, I just treat them with the mentality of a normal person. Well, a normal state of mind should be eccentric......

I turned out the new quilt that my mother prepared for me, which was specially prepared by my mother because she was afraid that I would have a girlfriend, but there was no place for people to sleep, although I always felt that I didn't need it.

After arranging the two of them, I slept in the remaining room.

Lying in bed, I can't sleep over and over, I need money! Money!

Even if there are three of us, each of us only eats two packs of instant noodles a day, it will cost six yuan, and I add an egg myself, so I can't help but add it to them, right?

Therefore, if this population goes up, the quality of life will inevitably decline!

"Strive to set new records and improve the quality of life!"

No wonder this couplet hangs at the door of our city's crematorium