"Oh! I am the personal guard of the Queen Mother! The Queen Mother passed by this neighborhood yesterday and lost a piece of jade pendant! Did you pick it up? Tuoba Jing was afraid of losing face, so he found a grand reason and asked pretendly.

"Really? The Queen Mother's jade pendant was lost? ”

"Why haven't I seen any jade pendants?"

"I didn't pick it up! What about you? ”

"Nope!"

The cooks began to mumble incoherently again.

"At such a young age, you should be a personal guard?" Fat Dun asked with a gloomy face, half-convinced.

As soon as Fat Dun spoke, the cooks quieted down.

"Why, you can't be a personal guard when you're young?" Tuoba Jing glanced at Fat Dun and said coldly.

For the first time, he was looked down upon, and he was a little angry.

"Yes! Absolutely! But first, get your waist cards out! "This fat dun of the Shangshi Bureau is not a fool, and he is shouting to see the waist card.

He only recognizes the waist card, not people!

"Waist card?" Tuoba Jing couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, he still didn't understand the rules of the palace.

"That's right! Waist card! Each guard will have a waist tag to prove their identity! What about yours? Take it out and show us! Fat Dun looked at Tuoba Jing disdainfully and said proudly.

At this moment, Feng Chuchu took the roast chicken, waved his hand wrapped in yarn behind the crowd, signaled to retreat, and then left in a hurry.

Tuoba Jing caught a glimpse of Feng Chuchu in the rear, and knew that the plan had succeeded, and he didn't need to play it any longer, so he "smacked" twice, pretended to grope for things in his arms, and finally said seriously: "Oh! I forgot to bring my waist card! Otherwise. I'll come back later! I'll be back later! ”

As soon as the words fell, Tuoba Jing turned around, intending to escape.

"Come back later?" Fat Dun listened to Tuoba Jing say this. I couldn't help but say suspiciously, "You can't be a fake, right?" ”

Although this fat dun has never seen any serious masters, he has been in the palace for so many years, and he has refined a pair of fiery eyes.

"How can it be fake? I really didn't bring it! Tuoba Jing turned around and tried to argue.

"Tell me, then, what's your name?"

Fat Dun still doesn't believe in Tuoba Jing.

"My name is Shi Jing, my name is Shi Jing!" Tuoba Jing's lie became more and more outrageous.

"Shi Jing? Why haven't you heard of this person?"

"Not impressed! I don't know! ”

"Forget it! Let's go back to stir-frying! Let the Boss ask! ”

A few cooks muttered. Then he turned around and walked back to the food bureau.

"What time does the Queen Mother eat in the morning, and what does the Queen Mother like to eat? Serve as a personal bodyguard. This is a must-know! Fat Dun asked solemnly.

"Oh! The Queen Mother is all in the morning...... Hourly meal! Love to eat snacks! Tuoba Jing could only say nonsense.

"Wrong! The Queen Mother is going to court in the morning! So, it's all about eating in the morning! The Queen Mother doesn't like sweets! So it's all about clear soup! You are a fake! You are not the Queen Mother's personal bodyguard at all! Fat Dun said with a sonorous word, full of confidence.

"Oops! The roast chicken on this plate is gone! Someone steals chickens! Someone steals chickens! ”

Suddenly there was an exclamation from the Shangshi Bureau, and everyone was busy.

Lost the chicken to the emperor. Fat Dun couldn't help but turn his head in panic. Nervously looking inside.

At this time, Tuoba Jing saw the right time and ran away.

"You did it! Yes! ~Get the chicken back! Fat Dun waved the kitchen knife in his hand, and chased after him with the people from the Shangshi Bureau.

Tuoba Jing ran and ran, Feng Chuchu took the chicken just now, and chased after him from behind the bushes.

The two held hands. Running all the way, laughing all the way.

"Boom! ~”

The two of them were running. They frolicked with each other, but suddenly bumped into a group of people who came forward.

The roast chicken in Feng Chuchu's hand, along with the other party's tray, fell to the ground in response.

"Yikes! My chickens! Feng Chuchu stretched his face, looked at the roast chicken on the ground, and said without tears.

"Bold! What people! Dare to rush into His Majesty's food team! A short, thin and feminine eunuch wearing a green gauze hat with a white face and a sharp voice shouted angrily.

He is the eunuch who is responsible for leading the team to deliver food to Tuoba Hong every day-Gonggong Wu.

At this time, Fat Dun led people to chase after everyone in front of him.

Fat Dun held his knees with both hands, panting and said, "Grandpa Wu! The two of them teamed up and stole the roast chicken we prepared for His Majesty! ”

"What?" Gonggong Wu's eyes widened, and he said angrily, "You dare to steal Your Majesty's breakfast!" ”

Feng Chuchu and Tuoba Jing were silent, only looking at the roast chicken on the ground and regretting.

"Someone! Arrest both of them and go see His Majesty! As soon as Gonggong Wu gave the order, Fat Dun and a few warriors stepped forward and grabbed Feng Chuchu and Tuoba Jing, and the rest of the people went to fetch food.

Feng Chuchu was escorted by the samurai, his mouth was puffed all the way, and he was silent.

I've been hungry for a long time! The chicken didn't get it! And now I'm still being caught! What bad luck!

Feng Chuchu was not happy.

Tuoba Jing looked at Feng Chuchu's angry appearance, and couldn't help but whisper comfortingly: "Don't be angry!" Getting angry will only make you hungrier! ”

Feng Chuchu glanced at Tuoba Jing, and helplessly pursed his mouth, so he could only admit it.

After walking for a while, several people finally arrived in front of the Taihua Palace.

"Wait here! I'll go and tell your majesty first! Let's see how Your Majesty cleans you up! Gonggong Wu glanced at Feng Chuchu and Tuoba Jing, and said gloatingly.

"Yes! Father-in-law, please! Fat Dun bowed his head and smiled back.

Feng Chuchu and Tuoba Jing glanced at each other, and began to laugh secretly.

"Still laughing! They're all dying! Still laughing here! It's really unbelievable! Seeing the young and frivolous, ignorant and innocent appearance of the two, Fat Dun couldn't help but feel sorry.

He knows the person of Gonggong Wu!

This Wu Gonggong can say that the black is white, and the dead are alive.

"It seems that your heart is not bad!" Tuoba Jing quipped with a smile.

"I'm looking at your youth and ignorance! It's a pity to die! Alas~" Fat Dun sighed, silently approached the front of the hall, and secretly peeked in.

In the hall, Wu Gongcheng was talking to Tuoba Hong about what had just happened.

Takubahiro sat at the long table, listening absentmindedly while patiently waiting for the meal.

"陛xià! These two people were so lawless just now! not only stole the breakfast of His Majesty, but also made the whole Shangshi Bureau a chicken flying dog jumping, black smoke miasma! Now, this food bureau is in a mess! Wu Gonggong said bluffingly and adding fuel to the fire.

"Huh! These two are really bold! I dared to trespass on the food bureau and steal my breakfast! Tuoba Hong said pretendly.

"That's right! It's simply a law without a king, and a law without a majesty! Your Majesty really should punish them! Better yet, cut off their hands so they can't steal any more! Wu Gonggong said with ill intentions.

He hated Feng Chuchu for bumping into him just now! (To be continued.) )