Chapter 99: The Thief
The train finally set off again after an emergency stop for thirty minutes, and this incident was finally passed without danger, except for Yang Mianmian, who washed her hands in the toilet for ten minutes.
"You're going to pull my hand, that pervert!" She died of disgust, feeling that no matter how she washed her hands, there were still that neurotic germs left.
"Don't get it, it's going to be wrinkled." Jing Chu held her hand in the palm of his hand and didn't let her rub it again.
Yang Mianmian broke free twice and couldn't break free, snorted and behaved, leaning on his arms and closing his eyes to recuperate.
A minute later, she sat up again, clutching her chest: "I invited him to dinner for the sake of the trick, it's so expensive, thirty yuan." ”
Jing Chu couldn't cry or laugh, and pressed her head into his arms: "Okay, sleep for a while, you slept late last night, aren't you sleepy?" ”
"Sleepy."
The train was running fast on the tracks, Yang Mianmian woke up and tossed for more than two hours, and finally couldn't sleep, Cong Jun was there to play cards with someone, she leaned over and took a look: "Gambling money?" ”
"Gambling is illegal, don't you know!" Cong Jun gave her a blank look, "But we can bet on something else." ”
"Bet on what?"
"Let's eat." There are only snacks on this car.
Yang Mianmian's eyes lit up: "Oh, then add me one." ”
Half an hour later, Cong Jun turned his head and shouted to Jing Chu: "Hurry up and bring your girlfriend back, this is too cruel!" ”
Jing Chu pretended not to hear, took the phone and stood in the aisle to call, and the phone was quickly connected.
"Have you started taking confessions?" "No, this guy is mentally unstable, we have to take him to the hospital first, damn, it's the first time I've seen this kind of split personality case."
"I want to ask you for something." "Just say." "This guy recorded it for me to see." "What's the matter, no problem!"
On the other side, Yang Mianmian had already won all the snacks and drinks in the car, attracting countless people to look here, and she smiled brightly there: "I am willing to lose the bet!" ”
"Accept defeat and surrender to lose" Those people regretted that their intestines were blue.
There was a bear child who kept lying next to him, saliva kept flowing out, and looked at the bag of potato chips that Yang Mianmian had opened, and his parents smiled at her: "The child is greedy, just give him a taste." ”
"Oh, I gave birth to this child?" Yang Mianmian rolled her eyes at the boss, "If he wants to eat, you won't buy it for him, isn't it ashamed to beg for food with others?" ”
"How do you speak?" Yang Mianmian's hatred was as steady as ever, and the parents exploded all of a sudden, "You don't have any children, how did your parents teach you, do you know how to respect the old and love the young, what's wrong with the child's gluttony?" ”
Yang Mianmian choked her in a strange voice: "Your child wants me to feed it, are you dead?" ”
Someone couldn't hold back and laughed, Yang Mianmian glanced at it, it was a very young woman, and she also held a child in her arms, a particularly beautiful little boy, sitting there obediently, Yang Mianmian recalled, they seemed to have gotten on the bus at the previous stop, the child was very well-behaved, and he didn't make noise, where was it like that bear child, crying and running, annoying to death.
She rummaged through her stack of snacks and found yogurt and brought it out to him: "Here you go." ”
The young woman was a little surprised: "Give it to me?" ”
"To the baby!" Yang Mianmian deliberately angered the mother and son, "Because your baby doesn't cry, doesn't make trouble, is obedient and sensible, and doesn't eat other people's things casually!" ”
The young woman was also amused, took it, and coaxed the baby and said, "Call sister." ”
"Sister."
"Say thank you, sister."
"Thank you, sister."
Yang Mianmian was so cute by such a well-behaved child that her heart melted, the children she had seen before were very skinny, throwing cats and dogs, running around and making noise, she had never seen such a cute child, and suddenly she stopped playing cards, and took snacks to tease him.
Cong Jun stopped playing, sat down beside Jing Chu, and asked in a low voice, "The child is very cute." ”
"Hmm."
"Do you want to have one?"
Jing Chu laughed: "What do you want to say?" ”
"Do you know any harm in having a girlfriend who is ten years younger than you?" Cong Jun said slowly, "Don't say that my brother didn't remind you, she is young and beautiful, she can't settle for sex, how old are you, Ben San, can you afford to wait, I don't mean to say bad things, but when she grows up, it will take a few years to marry you, and it will take a few years to give you a child, and when you get married, maybe our children will play soy sauce, I tell you, I'm not lying to you, when I went to see Lao Tang before, his sons were three years old." ”
"You don't have a girlfriend yet." Jing Chu lightly stabbed him.
Cong Jun's face did not change: "That's because I haven't made up my mind, if I do, isn't marriage just a matter of a certificate, besides, there are more women who want to marry me." He squeezed his eyes at Jing Chu, "It's also strange to say, you used to look for a girlfriend looking for a mature and independent style, why did you change your taste this time, true love?" ”
"You see she's not good, I'm all good." Jing Chu looked at Yang Mianmian's smile over there, and said softly, "I'll wait as long as I want, and I don't regret it." ”
Cong Jun punched him in the shoulder: "If you insist, of course my brother will support you, and being young is also good, yes," he lowered his voice and asked very badly, "Have you done it, I can see that I can understand it after so long, but buddy reminds you that you don't know much about this kind of thing when you are young, and you only understand when you know the taste of eating marrow, you have to coax well, do you want your buddy to teach you two tricks." ”
Jing Chu glanced at him, and said very calmly: "Don't worry about it." ”
"(ˉ▽ ̄~) cut~~ It's not fun."
It's not boring, it's interesting.
When he arrived in Lanzhou that day, it was already evening, Cong Jun had already booked a good hotel, booked two rooms, and he smiled and teased Yang Mianmian with the key: "Mianmian, you live in one by yourself." ”
Yang Mianmian was taken aback: "You are sick, two men sleep in a big bed, are you a?" ”
"Hey, we were bunk beds, you know?" Cong Jun hooked Jing Chu's shoulder and patted it hard.
Yang Mianmian glared at him gloomily: "Do you know, I have now thought of ten ways to kill you by disguise as an accident." ”
Cong Jun: "Really? ”
"Do you want to try it?"
He swooped back his arm, goosebumps rose: "Dude, do you dare to cheat like this in the future, it's so cruel!" ”
Jing Chu looked at the two of them bickering very calmly, and after lifting his luggage, he beckoned to Yang Mianmian: "It's late, hurry up and go to take a bath and sleep." ”
Cong Jun shouted: "Do you want to eat supper?" ”
"Don't eat it!" Yang Mianmian turned her head and glared at him, and her answer was extremely refreshing.
When he arrived at the room, Jing Chu turned around and checked around, and only after there was no problem did he start boiling water to make the bed, and said to Yang Mianmian: "Are you hungry, I brought biscuits and milk, do you want to eat a little first." ”
"Can I eat sausages and milk?"
"It's okay to not bring ham and sausage egg rolls......" Jing Chu came back to his senses and stared at her for a while, "Mianmian, where did you learn it?" ”
Yang Mianmian sat on the sofa and held his cheeks to watch him clean up the bed: "I heard two people telling jokes in the car today, I didn't understand it very well at first, I turned it over in my head to figure it out, and then by the way, I figured out the red bean popsicle that day." She covered her face, "You're so bad." ”
"......" Jing Chu felt embarrassed to be seen through, he coughed, "It's not early, you take a bath and sleep first." ”
He took pajamas and fat times from the suitcase and gave them to her, Yang Mianmian went to take a bath with her clothes, and when she came out, she saw that Jing Chu had finished making the bed, she kicked off her slippers and threw herself into the bed.
Before Jing Chu went to take a bath, he also told her: "Go to bed early." ”
"Okay—" She lay down obediently.
Jing Chu thought she was asleep when she came out of the shower, so she turned off the light and went to bed carefully, but she didn't expect to be harassed as soon as she lay down.
"Police Shu Huang, I was frightened today, the bomber is really terrible 〒▽〒"
"Little lamb, I really want to believe you, can you pretend to be a little bit like you?"
Yang Mianmian was pierced, snorted and lay back.
Jing Chu decided to hurry up and fall asleep, otherwise she would be harassed to death.
Five minutes passed.
"Policeman Shu, I'm going to call the police!"
"What's wrong?"
"I lost something."
Jing Chu opened his eyes at this time, turned on the light by the way, and looked at her: "What did you lose?" ”
"A thief stole something from me." Yang Mianmian looked serious.
Backpack left on the sofa: "Did you lose anything?" Why didn't we find out, who lost it and didn't make a sound? ”
The clothes were also confused: "I don't have an impression either." ”
The shoes are the same: "There shouldn't be, otherwise we wouldn't have heard, who is missing?" ”
Yang Mianmian snorted contemptuously in her heart, but her face was very serious: "I really lost something." ”
"It's okay, just buy it if you lose something." Jing Chu rubbed her hair, afraid that she would feel pain in her flesh and was kind enough to comfort her.
"I can't buy it."
"What's missing?"
"My heart." She looked at him, "Someone stole my heart. ”
Backpack: "Shameless!" ”
Clothes: "Too shameless!" ”
Shoes: "It's shameless!" ”
Jing Chu didn't hold back, she laughed all of a sudden, she wanted to say something but didn't know what to say, she couldn't cry or laugh, and it took a while to hug her: "Then what should I do." ”
"I'm going to die if I don't have a heart." She leaned against his chest and rubbed, "What to do, can you help me get the thief back?" ”
Jing Chu patted her on the back: "There's no way, the thief has already run away, otherwise let's discuss." ”
"Huh?"
"Give you my heart, and you won't die."
No matter how thick-skinned Yang Mianmian was, he also felt that his ears were hot at this time, and when he heard him say such things in his arms, he felt that his heart was not his own, and Jing Chu also discussed with her seriously: "Okay?" ”
"Well......" she bit her lip, "well. ”
It's time to stop, right? No, no, how could it be.
Five minutes later, he caught a hand in his jacket, Jing Chu didn't see it, took her hand and continued to sleep, and two minutes later, he grabbed the other hand in his pants.
And then the eggs.
Ten minutes later, Jing Chu turned over and asked her very seriously, "Mianmian, do you want to go out tomorrow?" ”
"Yes."
"Shall we go to sleep?"
"Am I not as attracted to you as Lanzhou ramen?" She probably pretended to be pitiful and addicted today, and looked at him pitifully, "My heart is going to break, broken into scum." ”
"I'm sorry for you." Jing Chu sighed, feeling that it was really useless to treat her, and warned her, "You made trouble yourself, don't rely on me to bully you for a while." ”
"What are you doing, I just want to remind you that you haven't kissed at night, why are you doing?" She looked at him alertly, rolled to the edge of the bed, and snatched the quilt into her arms.
Jing Chu tricked her over: "Then let's sleep well now?" ”
Yang Mianmian immediately let go and rubbed over: "Kiss first...... What are you doing? ”
Jing Chu bit her ear: "Kiss it, you said it." ”
Yang Mianmian: "......" I seem to be dead again_(:3"∠)_