？ The scholar was depressed, put on the camouflage uniform of the Marine Corps, carried a school bag, and went up the mountain to collect medicine, and his eldest concubine was a Buddhist disciple and a monk. This scholar, the scholar's eldest concubine, explained to the people in the temple early: "Recently, a scholar wants to go up the mountain to collect medicine, he is my nephew, you should be ready to welcome him." "The people in the temple are submissive, and they are very accommodating to the scholar's concubine, because the scholar's family runs a store, and the people in the temple have always been very accommodating to the scholar's concubine.

Da Yanyan calculated that the scholar would go up the mountain to collect medicine three days later, this was an opportunity, didn't he want to become a Taoist priest? This is an opportunity, an opportunity to test whether scholars can abide by loneliness and abide by the rules. Da Yanyan took the scholar's thin arm and said to the scholar in the morning when the mountain light was pleasing to the birds: "I told the temple, I told the temple, they are very accommodating to you, you will go up the mountain to collect medicine in three days, and someone will greet you at that time, and someone will pour tea for you at that time, remember, you want to drink, you can afford their words, remember to throw two coins into the merit box, you are not easy, they are not easy, in the temple in the mountain, you can live there for a period of time and study." It's quiet ...... there."

The scholar was puzzled at that time, and secretly thought in his heart: "I originally planned to go up the mountain to collect medicine in a few days, how did she know that I would go up the mountain to collect medicine in three days?" Could it be that she would count? ”

As expected, sure enough, in the afternoon three days later, in the summer, the weather was very hot, the scholar did not take a nap, so he picked up his schoolbag and went up the mountain to collect medicine, the schoolbag contained a few books, the scholar did not like to take a nap in summer, he was very diligent, and the scholar was not afraid of heat, just like that, the scholar was alone with his schoolbag on his back, holding a steel knife, and walked towards the deep mountains and old forests......

The mountain was originally very high, but the scholar walked up, this is because the scholar is diligent, but also because the scholar has a weapon at home, a thirty-six pound five-sided stick, and the scholar gets up at half past four in the morning every day to practice martial arts. Going up the mountain is just a trivial meaning, and in the eyes of scholars, it is just a piece of cake. In this way, the scholar walked to Duruo Hill, a beautiful hill, where the wind blew, the grass was lower, and the beautiful elves lived.

The scholar turned around and danced a short dance, this dance, danced to Du Ruocao'er, danced for himself.

The scholar was tired of walking, and he thought that if he didn't leave, he would lie in this flower and plant for 1,700 years. However, it seemed that he heard someone talking on the south side of the hillside, as if it was still the voice of the old man's wife, so the scholar took his backpack and turned around the mountain, and it was another mountain. There are also narrow loess roads that have been repaired.

At the end of the road, there was a temple, a very neatly built temple. The scholar walked to the door of the temple and looked up, there was a stone slab at the height of the door of the temple, which was engraved with three big characters: "Zhongyang Palace". It seems that it should be a Taoist temple.

At the door, there was an old farmer, he was herding cattle on the mountain, he saw the scholar, as if he was very welcome, he took the initiative to greet the scholar: "Come." The scholar smiled: "Here it is." The old peasant smiled at the scholar and said, "Do you want to drink water?" The scholar smiled: "Don't drink it, I have water." The old peasant said that he would not drink water, but he hid his tea bottle. What he meant was that he was afraid that the scholar would not be innocent and dirty his tea bottle.

Even though the scholar is the kind of boy who lacks the heart, the scholar can quite see this meaning, and the scholar is just a little confused.

Coming to the temple stove door, the scholar saw an old man sitting with a group of wives, that old man, the scholar had known for a long time, he was the envoy of the mountain here, and what about the group of wives? You can recognize it at a glance, and at a glance you can tell that it is a group of witches, a group of witches who play witchcraft. The scholars seem to hate them a little.

The scholar ignored them too much, so he found a bench and sat down, and listened to them tell some old romantic myths. The witches looked at the scholar for a long time, and the scholar, with headphones in his ears, was listening to mp3 and listening to the music of "White Fox".

The witches have always looked at each other, and after looking at each other for a long time, the witches said to each other: "Well, this scholar is suitable to be a Taoist priest." In the end, looking at the mountain envoy, the old man also said with certainty: "Well, like a Taoist priest." ”

The scholar saw that they were talking to each other, as if they were talking about themselves, as if they were talking about something. So the scholar took off his headphones, looked back at the witches, and said, "Well, are you talking about me?" The witch laughed and said, "You don't know I'm talking about you just for a long time, do you?" The scholar was a little unhappy, so he lowered his head and said nothing.

Another witch said, "Alas, alas, the flesh is dead, the flesh is dead." ”

Another witch laughed, "Do you like this?" Isn't it good here? ”