I don't know that Dr. D is so bad at math, is it that a tooth has three roots? Dr. D's most insistent is that my friend wants to use imported braces. My friend refused at first, and refuted her with my domestic porcelain teeth. Dr. D ridiculed my friend for carrying a bag of rice on his back to beg for food—pretending to be poor. She somehow figured out the thickness of my friend's paybag, and perhaps by guessing, my friend revealed what she worked for. My friend was soft and hard for that tooth, grinding left and right, and finally used a foreign porcelain tooth, which cost 5,000 before and after, and Dr. D said that this imported porcelain tooth has a lifetime warranty. But soon, this lifelong imported porcelain tooth hurt again, and I went to the dental hospital to find Dr. D, who no longer knew this lifelong patient. Dr. D not only does not know people, but also does not admit the lifetime warranty of porcelain teeth, saying that porcelain teeth do not have a lifetime warranty at all, and it is not a household appliance. Is there a lifetime warranty for a pacemaker? Can Heart Tower Bridge be warranted for life? Isn't that a lifelong warranty for doctors to keep patients from dying? My friend spent 5,000 yuan to get his teeth covered and continued to pay for dental treatment. I struggled more with my friend's tooth than my friend, and I felt ashamed of my friend, and I shouldn't have introduced her to Dr. D.

Therefore, after being delayed for five years by Dr. D's refusal to do braces, I finally had a real attack, and the left side of my face was swollen like a pig's cheek. If she had made porcelain teeth for me five years ago, it would have been as peaceful and healthy as the corresponding sixth-year-old teeth in the lower gums. I understand that she doesn't understand the disease? In view of her blackmail against my friend, I didn't dare to trouble her anymore, so I went to a local tertiary hospital.

When I registered, I knew that I must be enrolled in the specialist outpatient clinic. A child I know, who did root canal treatment in his junior year of high school, is a top hospital in the city, because he has an ordinary number, the pulp is rotten for several months and refuses to die, and the caries hole is opened more than a dozen times and is tortured to death, which affects the failure of the college entrance examination. In the end, the tooth was extracted. Accepting the lesson of blood, I insisted on being an expert. It's strange that in such a big hospital, there are no dental experts, so you can only register an ordinary number. I asked, "Didn't the specialist go to work?" ”

The registered person said, "I have something to ask for." ”

"When is the specialist available?"

The registered one said, "I don't know!" ”

After a few days of going there, the experts were busy, and my face was about to swell from a pig's face to an elephant's face. If you are in a hurry, go to the doctor, don't care about him, register first, and then talk about it, it's not so unlucky, right? Not an expert?

I did the elevator up to the fourth floor and went into dentistry. A young man came, who looked like an intern, and my heart sank. There is no hair on the mouth, and the work is not firm. The teeth are small, but they are very difficult to get! He helped me check for a long time, and sure enough, it was a little monkey who did the country - hairy hands and feet. I was depressed and came to his master, Dr. E. My hanging heart fell to the ground. Who said that there are no experts, Dr. E has an expert model, and the young man is respectful to her, giving her a hand, and telling him to do whatever he wants, as if he is a little messenger. Dr. E examined the sixth instar tooth in my left upper tooth and said there was a crack. I said, "Then pull it out!" ”

She said: "If you want to find a way to treat it, do root canal treatment first." ”

Listening to the doctor, I paid 600 yuan for root canal treatment. Dr. E has medical ethics, she did not do root canal treatment for my friend like Dr. D, one tooth has three teeth and feet, and each tooth and foot has nerves, of course, she has to charge for root canal treatment of three nerves, I only paid for root canal treatment once, I feel cheap.

After root canal treatment, Dr. E recommends braces.

I said, "Wait, isn't it cracked?" If it doesn't work, you still have to unplug it. ”

She said: "You can use the lowest grade of domestic braces, metal, 500 yuan. ”

The patient listened to the doctor, and I agreed. So, after the root canal treatment, she grinded her teeth down and tried the mold with a plaster. Getting braces is not a dentist's business, there are professionals to do it, and it takes about ten days.

Ten days later, the Chinese New Year was approaching, and I saw that there was no phone call, so I took the initiative to come to the door. Sure enough, the braces came. When I saw my braces, I was amazed, my domestic braces made for 500 yuan, and my friend's foreign braces for 5,000 yuan looked like twins, both dark lead color, shiny and shiny. Why is the price of the same thing ten times different? Do foreign braces smell like mutton, I don't like that smell, it's noisy. Damn it! Ghost obsessed acquaintances! Because Dr. D has been friends for many years, he is an acquaintance, and the knife sharpens quickly, and there is no blood in the killing.

Dr. E put on my braces. My mouth felt like a cripple dancing during her operation - very awkward. After the teeth are put on braces, they have to be polished, and the metal teeth are difficult to beat, and I feel that she is tired from playing for a long time, and the dental drill suddenly attacks my lower teeth. I broke out in a cold sweat. My lower tooth is a natural porcelain tooth, used for more than ten years, although it is a domestic product, the price is cheap, but the quality is very satisfactory to me. She actually drilled it with her teeth, so she still had to do it? I'm busy calling it off! Dr. E said:

"What's wrong?"

I said, "Stop fighting, it's okay." ”

"Is the bite appropriate?"

"Suitable! Suitable! ”

Actually, my bite was very inappropriate. I always feel that the upper and lower teeth do not fit together, and the lower teeth bite on the metal of the bulge of the upper teeth. But I didn't dare to let her beat it again, for fear that she wouldn't get her upper teeth right, but she would break my lower teeth.

After that, it's almost the New Year. My new porcelain tooth is so hot that I don't dare to use it, I don't even dare to touch it, and I have epilepsy and cramps when I touch it. When I called Dr. E, she said that she had taken a holiday and would not go to work until the fourth day of the Lunar New Year. I calculated the time, there are still seven or eight days in the period, oops, it hurts me to death! I said, "I have a toothache." ”

Dr. E blamed me: "The porcelain tooth that you just installed must have a layer to be knocked out, and your pain is because it is higher than the other teeth, and the strength of the masseter muscle is all on this porcelain tooth." ”

I said, "Can you get some more out of it for me?" ”

"Yes, but it won't be until the fourth day of the Lunar New Year," she said. ”

Throughout the year, the left side of my face was full of peach and plum, swollen and high, rubbed all over the toothpaste, and pretended to be a clown as if I wanted to go to the Spring Festival Gala. Psychologically, I think it can relieve the pain, but in fact, it can't stop the pain, and the pain is so painful that I tear my liver and lungs. For seven or eight days, I could only eat liquids, and the people at the table looked at my face with joy, and I hated to wail, but I couldn't cry, for fear of disturbing the festive New Year's flavor.

Stay up, stay up until the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, and hurry to the hospital. When I entered the door, I saw Dr. E chatting with the little apprentice, talking about the topic of the City God's Bodhisattva pulling the erhu - nonsense. When Dr. E saw me enter the door, he didn't seem to know me, and it was no wonder that the soldiers of the iron-clad camp and the patients were the same, so did the doctor's memory. I explained my intentions and expressed my determination to extract the tooth. Because my teeth hurt so much that she couldn't show her teeth. Before I came to have my teeth extracted, my family discussed with me whether they wanted to ask the hospital for more than 1,000 yuan I spent on dental treatment, and I said, "Just kidding! If the hospital treats a patient who is about to die and is not saved, can the patient's family get back the treatment fee? ”

When Dr. E heard that I was going to have a tooth extraction, he also teased the little apprentice: "Another tooth extractor, all of them are tooth extractions today!" ”

I said, "Who is going to see the dentist for the Chinese New Year?" Since you come, of course, you have to pull it out! ”

Dr. E asked me to go downstairs to register, saying that she only had domestic anesthetics on hand, and asked me to go downstairs to register and go to the pharmacy to get an imported anesthetic. I hurriedly drew a cross on my chest as soon as I went out, and thankfully she didn't force me to put on imported porcelain teeth, otherwise I would have to watch an expensive foreign tooth with a braid.

After the tooth was extracted, I asked to keep it for me.

The porcelain tooth on that tooth had fallen out, and when I got home, I used a magnifying glass to look at it, but I couldn't see a series of marks on that tooth. This is a common trick used by the hospital, exaggerate the disease first, don't blame him if he can't be cured!

This is an ordinary, sixth-year-old tooth with braces that needs root canal treatment, and she tossed it like this, and it shouldn't die early. Looking at the dark lead-colored porcelain tooth that fell off, she polished it like a high heel on my teeth, with the tip facing outward and the heel facing inward, no wonder I always feel that my mouth is full of straw hats and kisses - I can't touch it, my tongue and lower teeth are always in close contact with the high heels, and I feel pain when I touch it! It hurts me to death! I can't imagine that the dentistry of a tertiary hospital has such a stinky craftsmanship. It's no wonder that he hasn't even been mixed up with an expert at his age.

The sixth-year-old teeth on both cheeks are dead, which makes my teeth function greatly reduced, I like to eat broad beans very much, and I am going to plant two more teeth, and then two sixth-year-old teeth. But when I was playing chess to find a master and getting an axe to go to the class, I couldn't think of a dentist I could trust to sow seeds in my mouth. I also know that a tooth cannot blossom and bear fruit, it has no fruit, it cannot grow melons and get melons, and it is impossible to plant beans and beans, and it is said that a new tooth is planted in the gum of the teeth, and a denture stands on the nail. I didn't dare to consult Dr. E, and asked her to nail my gum because I was afraid that she would pierce my cheek. Of course, I didn't dare to consult Dr. D, her craftsmanship was said to be good, but the asking price was too high, and I was afraid that she would lose tens of thousands of yuan, and the quality would be difficult to guarantee in the end. I'm worried about this, people are thinner than yellow flowers.

The reason why the vast majority of the elderly in China have full dentures is because no one in my country is as good as Wang Zhongzhong, an expert in neurosurgery!

The reason why our people's teeth are in a state of state, and they are bruised and swollen by their own teeth, is because among our dentists, there is no one like Lin Qiaozhi, an obstetrics and gynecology expert!

Perhaps, there are people who are blessed and have no chance to meet