Chapter 220: Weird
Baby Dragons are very smart little guys, and they are not easy to deal with.
Even Feng'er, who looks dull and cute, is much more difficult to deal with than ordinary children.
Not to mention Riel.
How cunning this little guy is, it makes Zhang Ye want to arrest him and hang him every day.
Even pretending to sleep is so special.
actually took advantage of Zhang Ye to talk to Feng'er, lying on the ground, like a caterpillar, and moved away.
If Zhang Ye hadn't turned his head to look, maybe he might have been caught in the toilet and hidden.
"Ugh! Dad! I'm dizzy! Rui'er turned her head and said pitifully to Zhang Ye, "It's this ass, don't listen to the call, ouch...... Look at it moving again! As he spoke, he moved forward a little further.
"Ass doesn't listen? Do you have a head on your ass? Do you think dad is that stupid? You can think of such an excuse! Zhang Ye was mad with anger.
"Uh-hehe-hehe-hee-hee......"
Smiling dryly, Feng'er suddenly stood up and ran to the toilet!
"Bang-"
The toilet door was unceremoniously shut. The force seemed to shake off the jewel set in the door.
“……”
Seeing Rui'er's movements, Zhang Ye suddenly felt dizzy!
Oh my God!
How can there be such a baby dragon? Why do baby dragons like to drill the toilet now? Is it really that fun in it?
"Hoo ......"
Took a deep breath. Zhang Ye tried to calm his mood.
"Feng'er!"
"Even-"
"Now Dad has given you a chance to make amends. Put these things back to the way they were, and Daddy won't hold you accountable. Or smash your ass! ”
"Huh? Oh-" Feng'er thought that Dad would give you your own candy, who knows. But I just didn't have to be spanked, and I suddenly felt very deflated.
But not having to be spanked, it's also a very lucky thing. So Feng'er didn't refuse, but did it happily.
Zhang Ye took Ying'er down from the platform and asked Feng'er to disassemble the platform so that he would not be constrained.
"Ahhhhhhh......h
However, the eagle fell into his arms. The little guy immediately opened his eyes and babbled at him.
"I'll go ......" Zhang Ye looked speechlessly at the one in his arms, who already had a baby tooth. And the son with a jaw full of saliva.
Immediately I felt that I had been deceived by this little guy.
The little guy wasn't asleep at all, he was pretending to be asleep. Otherwise, with his usual sleep quality, it is absolutely impossible to wake up with a light hug.
"Deceived!" Zhang Ye reacted, and suddenly felt extremely cheating!
looked at Feng'er. He's the only one who is more honest and the little guy. Although sometimes it's also cheating on the back, it's much better than Rui'er, as for Eagle'......
Three-year-olds see old.
I'm afraid this little guy is not the master of Ansheng.
Thinking of this, Zhang Ye held the eagle in one hand and slapped him twice on the ass with the other. "If it's such a big fart, you won't learn well! Daddy is going to clean you up today! ”
was spanked twice, but Ying'er didn't cry, just looked at his father in a daze.
And then......
The two eyelids began to fight.
The sleepy bugs are coming.
Zhang Ye's two slaps seemed to touch his sleepy switch, which made Ying'er suddenly confused.
Do not say. Go to bed!
The eagle fell asleep with his head on his stomach.
In this case, the corners of Zhang Ye's mouth twitched! This drowsiness is too bad! was slapped twice, and he didn't even snort, but fell asleep like this. How can this make those who have insomnia all day embarrassed?
Shake your head. Zhang Ye reluctantly put Feng'er on the crooked sofa.
At this time, Xiao Linglong walked over. didn't speak, just stretched out two chubby little hands to Zhang Ye.
The girl wants to hug!
"It's still a well-behaved daughter! It's not like the younger brothers mess around all day long. Xiao Linglong's cute appearance made Zhang Ye burst with love.
I really can't imagine if Xiao Linglong is also a super naughty ghost, so what it would be. I'm afraid that this house will never want to be peaceful.
Knock Knock...... Boom...... Crunch......
It's black. Feng'er, who was still wearing a feather mask, moved the tables and chairs, making an ugly grinding sound.
You can never imagine. What a shocking look when a little kid who is seventy or eighty centimeters tall and has a bare ass is moving those solid wood tables and chairs.
The deficit is so great that it feels like an ant is dozens of times heavier than itself in mid-air.
It's amazing.
With this trick, if Feng'er wants to be famous, it is extremely simple. He only needs to show this ability in a crowded place, and tomorrow's news headlines will be dominated by him.
Thinking of this, Zhang Ye sighed again and again, and couldn't help but touch the little Linglong in his hand, and then kissed her on the face.
Maybe it's because the feeling is wrong. I always feel that Xiao Linglong's face seems to be a little cold, and even her body is a little cold. This feeling does not make people feel uncomfortable, but it feels very good, as if holding a warm jade, which makes people can't help but want to kiss more.
Xiao Linglong blinked her big eyes, looked at her father, and then gave him a few kisses on the face. The cute appearance makes people feel distressed to like it.
As the saying goes, 'a daughter is a father's little padded jacket'.
Look at Xiao Linglong's performance, it's really intimate!
"Come on! Linglong obediently, come down, and Dad will help my brother put those things back in their place. With that, Zhang Ye put Xiao Linglong back on the ground.
Linglong didn't say much, just nodded cutely.
Her reaction made Zhang Ye feel a little strange in his heart.
But he didn't think much about other things, shook his head and passed.
But the tables and chairs at home that were piled up by Feng'er and them made Zhang Ye feel a headache.
These things are heavy. Especially that big table. An average adult simply can't get it. Even if Feng'er made a move, it would be very difficult to get that table down.
"Little one. Now you know you're tired! He looked at Feng'er who was busy with it.
Maybe it's because he doesn't have to be beaten in the ass, the little guy has a bare ass and does a lot of hard work.
"Big Bird Monster!" Feng'er touched her head and said something that made Zhang Ye feel speechless.
Okay!
I have to say that this little guy's mentality is really good. Take this thing as a complete fun.
"Good! Good! Good! Fight monsters! Zhang Ye nodded and didn't say much. The little guy with Riel is ready to lift the table down.
But it wasn't until this time that Zhang Ye noticed. This guy from the Dragon Flame Beast is still lying on the table with a dead face. Didn't come down.
This made Zhang Ye's face darken.
"This guy is really good at finding something for Lao Tzu to do." Thinking of this, Zhang Ye reached out and grabbed the Dragon Flame Beast.
Suddenly the hand is heavy.
Boy! At least fifty or sixty pounds.
I sighed in my heart. Zhang Ye didn't hesitate to throw the Dragon Flame Beast to the ground. Although this guy can't be said to be invulnerable now, it's almost there, and this level of beating is like tickling it at all.
It was unceremoniously thrown to the ground, and the ball-like dragon flame beast bounced on the ground. It's not jumping high, but it's pretty much there.
"Chirp...... Pump...... Chirp......" was thrown to the ground, and the dragon flame beast suddenly woke up. Rubbing his eyes with his front paws in a daze, he shook his round face full of flesh, looked around, then changed his position and fell asleep again.
"......"
Although there were children by his side, when Zhang Ye saw this, he couldn't help but leave this matter behind. Then I couldn't help but scold!
A group of children in the family is enough of a headache. At this time, such a monster was actually created again. It's a head-scratching head.
sighed while helping Feng'er put the tables and chairs back.
When these things are done. It was already completely dark outside.
Look at the time, it's already eight o'clock in the evening.
It's just that compared to the sky outside, the skin on Feng'er's body is darker.
So the problem now is not to make dinner, but to wash the soy sauce off this little kid.
The more Zhang Ye thought about it, the more he felt cheating.
How much brains do you need to do something like this? The idea of "smearing the body with soy sauce" is definitely not something that ordinary people can come up with, and it must be extremely brainy. to come up with such brilliant ideas.
Especially when taking a bath for Feng'er, Zhang Ye was even more convinced of this idea in his heart.
"Feng'er. Who taught you to apply soy sauce on your body? ”
"Even! Brother drop! ”
"Sure enough!" Zhang Ye said secretly.
Only when these two little guys are together can they come up with such a thing that is enough to change human cognition. The average person would never think of it.
Look at it, there's a lot of residue in soy sauce.
Even though he had bathed Feng'er twice, the color of the soy sauce on his body was still not clean, but instead showed a strange black and red color.
This means that some of the soy sauce has soaked into the skin. In this case, unless the skin on Feng'er's body is peeled off, this color cannot be erased at all.
But over time, it won't be long before these colors fade away.
Since he washed it in vain, Zhang Ye simply stopped bathing Feng'er.
So that there is still some soy sauce taste left on this kid's body, which makes people feel funny.
Holding Feng'er to the living room, Zhang Ye put him down and went straight to the kitchen.
By this time it was getting late, and if there was any further delay, the little ones would have to go to bed.
Of course, when he went to the kitchen, Zhang Ye also took a look at the closed toilet by the way. Clearly, that kid from Ruil is ready to fight to the end.
"Rui'er, Dad doesn't believe it, you stay in it forever and don't come out!"
"Don't come out! Dad, I'm never coming out again! Rui'er shouted from the toilet.
"Okay! Then you just stay inside! Later, Daddy will bring you the food into the bathroom. Let you eat slowly! It's delicious! ”
After speaking, Zhang Ye walked into the kitchen.
Xiao Linglong was lying on top of the big fish tank, blinking her eyes, quietly looking at the goldfish inside.
As if hearing the figure behind her, Xiao Linglong turned around and blinked her eyes, "Dad!" The girl's voice was crisp, soft, and milky.
But Zhang Ye couldn't help frowning slightly. (To be continued)
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