CHAPTER XXII

Masters in the Folk (Part I)

China's urban management is invincible.

Give me 3,000 city management, and restore my mighty China.

These two sentences are all over my mind right now.

My legs began to tremble as I was about to face the most mysterious and formidable unit of our country.

At this time, I saw from a distance that there were more than a dozen people in light blue clothes rushing over the corner of the street.

"Run!" I didn't think about it, and immediately shouted.

"Where do you want to go?" The tall thin man shouted and pounced.

He deliberately avoided Galen, and he couldn't pounce anyway, so it was better to pick the weakest one.

The tall and thin man threw Carl to the ground, and Humpty Dumpty pressed him down.

"Let me go!" Carl was crushed to the ground dancing and shouting, "How dare you do this to a noble magician?!" ”

"Neurotic?" The tall and thin man and the short and fat man both looked at each other suspiciously.

"I'm not insane!" Carl frantically on the ground, "I repeat, I'm a noble mage! My clothes, clothes! Dirty, dirty! ”

"He's a psychopath, you'd better let him go!" I threatened with black lines all over my head, "If the psycho beats you, it will be for nothing, and it will be a crime for you to beat him!" ”

The two chengguan listened to my words and left Carl with some hesitation.

"Then you're not insane, are you?" The tall thin man suddenly stared at me with a dark smile.

"Me?"

What's wrong with me?

"Well, of course I'm insane!" I snorted awkwardly.

"Fart!" The tall and thin man immediately pounced, and Humpty Dumpty followed closely behind.

I didn't have time to dodge, I was immediately thrown to the ground, and I could only dance like Carl just now, "Let go of me!" How dare you treat a noble mage like this? ”

"You noble fart!" The tall, thin man grabbed me by the collar, "Where have you seen a mage wearing flip-flops?" ”

In a panic, I glanced at Carl's feet, and I came out to buy a sneaker that I had been wearing for a long time!

I glared at Carl, who turned his face away as if he was stupid and threw his hands at me, saying that there was nothing he could do.

"Galen, save me!" In desperation, I could only shout.

"Why didn't you call a stupid man to save me when I was just on the ground?" Karl asked, holding his arms dissatisfied.

"Because I succeeded in letting them let you go!" I roared at him on the ground, "You white-eyed wolf! ”

"Haha, that's right!" Carl laughed heartlessly.

Galen stood behind them, scratching his head and thinking about it, first pulling Humpty Dumpty apart again, and then twisting the tall and thin man up again, and at the same time I was off the ground, and the tall and thin man's hands were now choking my neck.

"Let go of Lao Tzu!" The tall and thin man and I said in unison.

"Oh!" Galen heard me speak, and put the two of us on the ground, and we both fell to the ground because we were not standing still because we were mixed together.

At this time, more than a dozen other chengguan had already been killed with great momentum.

I quickly got up.

I took out my phone and said to Galen, "You block them!" Let them fight, don't fight back yet! ”

I pulled Carl in front of me, hid behind him, turned on the camera, and started shooting through the gaps in his arms and body.

I say this with careful consideration, although the process does not take more than five seconds. Let the chengguan start to fight Galen first, but I still have a little reason, and I also left evidence, although the people don't fight with the officials, but it's better than no reason at all, right?

Anyway, Galen is very durable.

The dozen or so chengguan saw that their companions were being abused by a big man, and immediately rushed up.

One by one, they took sticks, bricks, and some of them were bare-handed, and they all went to Galen, and Galen had already blocked hard, but the good dog couldn't stand the wolf, uh, that's what it meant anyway, and he was hit several times at once.

"Xiaoqiang, what should I do now?" Galen asked as he parried.

"Hold your head, close your eyes!" I commanded weakly, "Show your back......"

Galen thought about it and did so.

"I think you're getting more and more inhuman......" Carl said speechlessly, standing in front of me.

I thought about it, I'm really sorry for Galen, he is a hero of the world, even if he is very durable, he can't be so aggrieved.

"Galen!" I commanded again, "Shout, hey, big brother, stop fighting!" ”

"Stop fighting, big brother, hey!" Galen found out that he said the opposite, and immediately changed his words, "No, hey, big brother, stop fighting!" ”

"I think you hurt him......" Carl couldn't stand it anymore.

I watched it through the video, and the group of people had a better fight......

"I don't think I'm to blame!" I thought about it and said.

"Why?"

"More than a dozen people have been fighting around one person for so long, and that person has not fallen, and is even full of anger, do you think that if you are the beater, you don't feel aggrieved?" I patiently explained.

"Then why did they only fight Galen?" Karl asked again.

"Maybe they've defined me as a non-threatening neurotic like you through the conversation they just had!" I looked up at the sky and said.

"Shotshots!" Suddenly someone shouted behind me.

At this time, I noticed that there seemed to be dense black dots floating on the top of my head, and there were suddenly a lot of black dots in the video.

"Oops! Damn, who tm smashed Lao Tzu with tea eggs! ”

"And the pancakes!"

The chengguan were immediately furious.

Before I could turn around, I saw a sturdy figure speeding past Carl and me, flying up and into the crotch of one of the chengguans.

I remember watching a video two years ago, which seemed to be a chengguan being kicked by a hawker and breaking an egg. At that time, the video seemed to be quite popular.

But I don't want to be famous, and if Caitlin also kicks one or several chengguan eggs to pieces, not only will we become famous, maybe Wang Banxian will be able to bring people directly to the prison to see me in the future, more than two hundred, I can see new faces almost every day, and I don't know if the prison will let me ......

"Caitlin, it's okay to do it, don't kick the crotch......" The matter has come to this, and I can only explain it like this.

"Okay!" Caitlin took one look at me and went inside.

At this time, a second sturdy figure also rushed past us, poking and pumping at a chengguan with a weapon.

I took a closer look, and I saw Fiona holding a pair of long chopsticks for frying fritters and a fly swatter, and I don't know where I got them.

In fact, Caitlin, who has no guns and skills, can only deal with two or three people at the same time with her skills, Fiona is much better, after all, she practices swordsmanship, even if she has no skills, the basic skills are very solid, but it is estimated that seven or eight fights are the limit.

Seeing the two beauties suddenly break into the battle group, those chengguan immediately took on the appearance of elites, and did not relax at all because the other party was a beauty, because they all knew that the master was in the people.

They split three men to deal with Caitlyn, three others to deal with Fiona, and the others continued to besiege Galen.

The three chengguan who went towards Caitlin showed a row of flying feet in unison, Caitlin took a few steps back lightly, grabbed the foot of the middle chengguan, and pulled hard, and he fell to the ground. Caitlin immediately rushed up to make up for it, and sure enough, she listened to me, and instead of kicking her crotch, she stepped on it......

Fiona's side was even more relaxed, she easily used her long chopsticks to block the fists and sticks of those people, and then quickly used the fly swatter in her right hand to leave a red chess game on a person's face, the person was immediately stunned after being twitched, and before he could come over anyway, Fiona had already kicked into his heart.

Seeing that their own people had suffered, the chengguan divided six more people to go to the other side Caitlin and Fiona, leaving only five people to continue to beat Galen, anyway, in their opinion, Galen is a stupid big man who can't fight back, a big sandbag.

"Xiaoqiang, they've all done it, can I still fight?" Galen finally couldn't take it anymore.

"Let you fight!" At this time, a chengguan may have been in a hurry, and smashed the bricks on Galen's head.

Seeing this scene, I was also a little angry, "Hit! But lighter, chic and crippled! ”

"That idiot is the commander, you two go kill him!" It was only then that the tall and thin man realized my presence.

Why is it my business again?