The older I get, the more I feel extremely ashamed, walking on the road, seeing those young people, I am very afraid of other people's eyes, I am an absurd character, the purpose of my appearance is to show an old man, simply to say that he is an old immortal who feels that he is not dead and sorry for the society, he is ashamed of what he did when he was young, I always look at this point of distorting the world with an alternative vision, and a bad old man, he is neither a martial arts master, nor a multimillionaire, he is a bad old man, His hobby is to hide in the dark corners in the summer and watch the girls who wear less, in order to reminisce about his monotonous youth, but on the way back, he remembered that he had a kidney loss, and then took out a small bottle, swallowed the black pill inside, and suddenly felt that he was full of power, this kind of behavior is the top-secret study of sexual fantasy for the second spring of the human body, when the graduate student talked to me about this seriously, I immediately understood, not that the world is boring, but that we are too absurd.

Or to put it simply, if there really was a God, he would have been thundered to death by human actions a long time ago, but these are just a few strokes in a page of thousands of worlds, nothing more.

Later, I went to Journey to the West and met a group of brothers, and at the same time understood that Tang Seng master and apprentice, the most hypocritical is Tang Seng, the so-called Journey to the West, is just a group of robbers who eat and drink for nothing along the way and do not give money.

But the problem is again, a lot of monsters are quite disciplined, trying to integrate into human life civilization, get rid of the primitive vulgarity of beasts, for example, catch Tang Seng to take a bath to steam, to press down and wait for his boss, or grandpa to eat together, the moral standards of human society are quite good in the monsters, on the other hand, Tang Seng is the representative of the eyes of the murderous forces.

It's Wednesday today, I'm holding my heart, it's the sixteenth, Du Niang asked me what's wrong, is it a sigh that life is beautiful, it's been a year since I was a god machine, and it feels great, right?

My answer was that yesterday I walked on the street and heard that the hot pot restaurant was free for 20 yuan, and I immediately regretted that I didn't eat at that time, because I didn't dare to enter the hot pot restaurant before, and I was worried that I would be beaten out if I went in.

Then Du Niang helplessly smashed my hot pot sentiment, have you forgotten, in the first few chapters because you ate a bad stomach and killed the hot pot restaurant, I remembered a story, once there was a sheep-headed man who went back to eat egg cakes, and the delicacy of childhood could not be forgotten, but he couldn't find it when he went back, he remembered that there were stalls selling egg cakes everywhere on the street before, how can this be the case now, the secretary replied, now you are the commander-in-chief of the universe-level urban management, who dares to set up a stall in front of you.

When I talk about this thing, I just want to express that what we miss is either destroyed by our own hands or quietly annihilated by time, time cares about your memory, and the only use of your beautiful memories is that you can dream.

As a god man, he is busy every day, and he can only say that he can't catch thieves and bullies that he can't kill, and then I looked down on it, and only solved the encounter on the way to the mission, such as going to save the Diao Chan who jumped into the river, and killed seven or eight.

Okay, it's been so long since it's been off the main line, let's move on to a new script, this time the name of the script is Exiled Rogue, and it's very explosive at first glance.

The protagonist of the script is called Niu Mang, this time the script is very powerful, not only the three brothers of pornography, gambling and drugs mentioned earlier, but also Liu Bei, and An Lele, who has not appeared much, as well as the four people of Journey to the West, and the goblins who make cameos from all walks of life, and finally I flipped through it and found a serious problem, why didn't I have me, what, I came out with the mysterious guest, and this mysterious guest was used first? Jun to replace, the following script begins.

Niu Mang was a hero who roared when he saw the unevenness of the road, once set up a stall in the magic capital, once gave a foot massage to the black boss Grandpa Du, and many more, anyway, he is a complex and multi-faceted person.

What's more, he still has the shadow of the return of the king of soldiers, all in all, this is a righteous young man who dares to sell baked cakes in the sound of cannons, that year, the devil killed, no one dared to sell baked cakes, only he, still dared to sell, and dared to raise the price.

The devil began to suspect that there was a big man behind him, and he didn't dare to move him, but everything was ruined, there were actually devils who dared not give money to eat baked cakes, and ate more than n in one go, this is looking for death, Brother Baked Cakes will never give in, pick up the baked cakes and do it, and eat seven or eight devils in a row, forcing the devil to send a company, and the captain of that company is the famous captain of Bajie, I saw that he didn't give money in order to eat the baked cakes.

He fought viciously with Brother Baked Cake, but Brother Baked Cake was strong in martial arts, and Bajie couldn't beat him, so he called Wukong Taijun, and then Bajie went to eat, Wukong Taijun is also a brother who loves to make sticks, so he also did it with others, shouting to eat my grandson.

Then needless to say, Wukong finished fighting and shouted Sha Seng, Sha Seng finished doing it, Tang Seng continued to do it, and finally Brother Baked Cake, who was quite powerful, was killed by this despicable wheel war, and then he was entrusted to brainwash.

But just after the above scene, Tang Seng and his apprentices came to me, saying that the villain head I arranged with them was not positive, and it was too monotonous, and the earthy yellow Taijun costume was too ugly, in Tang Seng's words, those monsters wore good clothes.

So it immediately changed, originally Huang gambling and drugs were a little hesitant to play a devil, but I told them that there was a female eight-way temptation of devils in the script, and Li Lihuang agreed on behalf of Yinlong, and Poison Lulu heard that he was the boss of drug trafficking, and immediately also intended it, as for Xin Shuai, the representative of gambling, he was naturally the owner of the casino, and the three characters made the best use of it.

So Tang Seng and his apprentice immediately changed their roles and became the Eighth Road, the hat looked good, but unfortunately there was still the national army, so I became the bald principal, of course, it is still the time to resist Japan in harmony.

The next thing is the National War of Resistance, and the three people of pornography, gambling and drugs are naturally going to be hanged and beaten, but unfortunately this will be the case, will the pornography, gambling and drug trio admit defeat like this, in addition? Jun has not yet appeared.

The famous massacre in history is about to begin, and the Japanese army is on the verge of the city, but can't they hold it? The difference in weapons is too great, the defense of the national army is incompetent, how to reverse.

What the four Tang monks and apprentices are currently doing with me is to stop the massacre of the Japanese army, Nanjing, this ancient city, what should we do at present, yes, the combat effectiveness of the soldiers is obviously inferior to the Japanese army, and the war maniacs made by the Japanese army are naturally much stronger than the army that bullies men and women with silver on the side of the national army, and at the same time, the factions in the army are chaotic, and it is difficult to effectively command and defend.

This time and space is real, since the time-travelers decided to stop the Nanjing Massacre, they have begun to formulate various combat plans, Sun Wukong's monkey hair can be conjured into up to a thousand monkeys, and the stick can also be made bigger for a sneak attack, and it can still be fought visually.

If you think about this battle carefully, there is almost no doubt, the mythical character Sun Wukong is here, and it seems that he is invincible in the world when he picks up the stick, great, it seems that there is nothing wrong with me, so I should go to Dog Day University to save that long-legged beauty.

So I panted and opened the manhole cover, and then planned to run past that time and space, and I was still wearing the uniform of the national army, which seemed to be a bit of a style mismatch, no matter so much, saving people first, friendship second, and soaking girls is even more necessary, as a heroic man, it seems that he is a little unhanging, but it is still the same sentence, let's do it.