Chapter 217: Xu Zhimo's "Don't Screw Me, It Hurts"

Sima Feiyang blew his nose and glared at him, unable to figure out the meaning of Cheng Mu's vernacular.

"Damn,, what the hell do you mean!!" He's a little on fire.

Cheng Mubai hooked his finger at Sima Feiyang, although Sima Feiyang was a little reluctant, but finally put his ear to it.

"Actually, today is not his birthday at all, he did this just to please your sister. Don't you really see it? If you're going to wreak havoc now, go for it! ”

Sima Feiyang smashed his chin and thought about it for a long time, and then it suddenly dawned on him, "No wonder." Otherwise, how could my brother-in-law's birthday not be told in advance. I see. ”

Tang and Song Dynasty all kinds of funny methods came out, Rao is Sima Qingchuan was in an extremely heavy mood today, and he was still amused by Tang and Song.

"How's that, are you completely fascinated by my handsomeness?" Tang Song came to Sima Qingchuan's side and said with a smile.

Sima Qingchuan smiled faintly and did not answer directly.

"I knew that if you didn't answer, you would have acquiesced." Tang Song said without skin and face, "This Sima Feiyang calls me brother-in-law every day, you should know." Or, it's better to choose a day than today, why don't we cook this raw rice into mature rice? ”

Tang and Song went one step further and increased the power of ridicule.

He knew very well in his heart that with Sima Qingchuan's current situation, talking to her well would definitely not play a role, and it would even annoy her.

On the other hand, taking a more extreme approach may have unexpected results.

Sima Qingchuan frowned and glanced at Tang Song, implying that he would be closer to him.

Tang Song smiled and did so.

It's just that when Tang and Song arrived at Sima Qingchuan's attack range, an unexpected scene appeared.

Tang Song never thought that this Sima Qingchuan would screw people, and he would not let go.

Tang Song's expression changed in an instant, she actually knew the true meaning of this twisting people's law, and grabbed a piece of meat on her thigh, with a smile on her face, and twisted it desperately.

Sima Feiyang and Cheng Mubai, who were not far away, both saw this scene.

Sima Feiyang blinked, stared at Cheng Mubai next to him and asked, "What's wrong with my brother-in-law?" Why is the expression so ugly? ”

Cheng Mubai smiled faintly, "That's called, painful and happy." ”

Pain and happiness???

Sima Feiyang was puzzled. This pain is pain, and happiness is happiness. How can it be painful and happy?

In order to verify whether it was true, Sima Feiyang walked towards Tang Song and Sima Qingchuan.

"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, I remember your affection for me." Tang Song gritted his teeth, smiled, stared at Sima Qingchuan and said affectionately.

Sima Qingchuan smiled, increased his strength by three points, and asked, "Really?" ”

Tang Song nodded heavily. At this time, Sima Feiyang was only two or three meters away from them.

"Don't screw me, it hurts!" It is said that this sentence should be said by Tang and Song dynasties. However, Tang Song never expected that in front of Sima Feiyang, this Sima Qingchuan would snatch his own lines, and he spoke seriously, as if he was screwing her.

Sima Feiyang was stunned. He was a little confused. There is no problem with his eyesight, it is obvious that his sister is screwing his brother-in-law, but why is his brother-in-law smiling on his face, but his sister said-Don't screw me, it hurts.

Could it be that this is what Cheng Mubai said - pain and happiness?

And just as Sima Feiyang was thinking, Tang Song stared at Sima Qingchuan and spoke, his eyes full of affection.

"Don't screw me, it hurts"

You say, slightly frowning.

That "pain", a fine round half-vomit,

Slip on the tip of your tongue - turn.

A pair of eyes are also talking,

The light in his eyes lit up

The secret of the heart spring.

Sima Qingchuan was completely drunk. He even started a poem with his sentence "Don't screw me, it hurts". And, so affectionate, so easy.

dream

Spilled

Gently netting.

"Where are you?"

"Let's die!"

"Let's die—"

You said.

Sima Qingchuan is a typical literary woman, this situation, coupled with this poem, she is indeed a little in love. It is even said that deep down there have been layers of ripples in my heart.

Sima Feiyang, a master who is good at martial arts and is not good at writing, naturally can't understand it. What is this?

"Brother-in-law, can you say something I understand?" Sima Feiyang's opening can be said to have ruined the atmosphere of the moment in an instant.

Tang Song really wanted to slap this thing to death. What do you know, don't you see that I'm talking to your sister?

At this time, a girl's voice was heard.

"Tang Song, why didn't you tell me about your birthday?"

With this voice, Shen Meng'er appeared.

This Sima Feiyang had eaten Shen Meng'er's specialty, and knew that Shen Meng'er's tickling stunt was invincible in the world, so he suddenly felt palpitations.

Tang Song was stunned, why did she come? Who told her? couldn't help but see Tang Song set his eyes on Cheng Mubai.

Needless to say, it must be this shemale. Damn, I'll settle accounts with you later.

Sima Qingchuan got up and left, citing that he was a little tired.

When she and Shen Meng'er passed by, they both glanced at each other, but they didn't say anything.

After Shen Meng'er appeared, this Sima Feiyang became a lot more honest, just ate vigorously and didn't say a word more.

"Why are you here?" Tang Song smiled at Shen Meng'er, pretending to be very surprised.

"What, this plum garden, can't I come?" Shen Meng'er retorted.

"Look at what you said, there are no bad guys here, and it's not a devil's den. Why can't it be. Tang Song said with a smile.

"It's your birthday." Shen Meng'er paused, and then said, "I'm here to give you a birthday present." ”

As he spoke, Fauber, the lone wolf, appeared carrying an oversized birthday cake.

Shen Meng'er took the cake, opened it, brought it to Tang Song, and said softly, "Happy birthday!" ”

When Tang Song was about to take the cake, he never thought that Shen Meng'er would directly deduct the cake on his face.

Although, the cream is very palatable.

Although I say that I like to eat cake very much.

Although, it is possible to find a hundred kinds though.

However, Tang Song wanted to slap Shen Meng'er hard.

What made Tang Song speechless the most was that when Sima Feiyang saw this scene, his playfulness suddenly became great, and he divided the cake he had prepared into more than a dozen parts, like throwing a cannonball, all of them were thrown on Tang Song.

And Cheng Mubai looked at this scene and just smiled. It's like watching a good show.

"Sima Feiyang!" Tang and Song were furious. This is a tendon that falls into the well!!

"Brother-in-law, I'll wish you a happy birthday from a different perspective!" Before he could completely say this, Tang Song's left ear was hit by a large piece of cream.

"Brother-in-law, how do you feel?" Sima Feiyang smiled.