Yan Tiandu said: "We have no opinion, but the dead fat man of King Guangling returned to the city and found that the city lord's mansion had been replaced, what should I do if I use the above to complain?"

Jiang Baiyu said: "I only want to be an honorary city lord, I won't stay in the city lord's mansion, and I don't handle affairs, just like the honorary principal, I want a reputation." ”

Yan Tiandu smiled and agreed: "No problem! General Ben agreed, if King Guangling has any opinions, I will tell him." ”

Jiang Baiyu said with a smile: "Since everyone agrees, I will be the honorary city lord, the problem of the giant turtle and snapping turtle is actually very easy to solve." ”

The generals' eyes lit up, and they all came to be interested, Brother Ghost deserves to be a great god, and there is a way.

Yan Tiandu said solemnly: "The snapping turtle is both offensive and defensive, amphibious, like a moving fortress, the tortoise shell is indestructible, the attack can also spit out ice arrows, it is invulnerable and has no weaknesses, how to solve him?"

Ma Yue said curiously: "The city lord said, the old man can't wait." ”

Jiang Baiyu said meaningfully: "The snapping turtle is powerful, we don't have to fight head-on, a large number of feces are scattered into the offshore sea, the snapping turtle can't stand it, and he will get out." ”

The generals looked at each other, showing an expression of crying and laughing, the ghost brother's trick is too damaging, and he can still do this to deal with snapping turtles, but it makes sense, knowing that there is a dung pit in front of him, snapping turtles will not be stupid to go ashore!

Ma Yue slapped his forehead and exclaimed: "Why didn't the old man think that marine creatures would not run to the sewage area, this method is too simple." ”

Yan Tiandu slapped the table and said excitedly: "Good idea! Generals, don't be idle, immediately go collect the feces and sewage of the whole city, and the plan will be implemented immediately." ”

"Yes!" the generals stood up and walked quickly out of the chamber.

The hall fell silent.

Jiang Baiyu looked at Yan Tiandu and Ma Yue, took out the storage bag and dumped it to the ground, and the dense large yellow croaker fell to the ground, piled up into a small gold mountain, exuding a bright golden light.

"Nie Renlong has paid the bill, General Yan has put it away, don't lose it again. ”

Yan Tiandu and Ma Yue glanced at each other, hugged their fists and saluted together, and said in unison: "Thank you City Lord." ”

Jiang Baiyu said: "You're welcome, Nie Renlong is very talkative, and he will repay his debts when he sees me." ”

Yan Tiandu said curiously: "Lord City Lord, how can there be antique calligraphy and paintings in it?"

Jiang Baiyu said: "The antique calligraphy and paintings will be sent to the auction house for money and donated to the refugees in the city." ”

Ma Yue said: "Brother Ghost is really a good city lord, the old man thanks the city lord on behalf of the refugees." ”

Jiang Baiyu asked, "I heard that the poisonous butterfly is causing trouble in the city, do you have any details of the case?"

Yan Tiandu's expression was solemn, and he said indignantly: "The poisonous butterfly is full of evil, if he didn't have butterfly wings, I would have killed him a long time ago." ”

Ma Yue said: "The old man immediately sorted out the information and passed it on to the city lord." ”

Jiang Baiyu said: "The hard work is old. ”

Ma Yue said in high spirits: "The scum of the poisonous butterfly is punished by everyone, and if the city lord can eradicate this fang, he will definitely be very happy." ”

Yan Tiandu said: "Poisonous butterflies are good at poisoning, so be careful." ”

Jiang Baiyu nodded, strode out of the meeting hall, spread his wings and soared into the air, disappearing into the night sky.

Ma Yue looked up at the night sky, stroked his white beard, and exclaimed: "The dragon sees the head but does not see the tail, and every time he sends charcoal in the snow, for the welfare of the people, the ghost brother is really a master!"

Yan Tiandu put away the gold all over the ground, and said with a wry smile: "Brother Ghost's honorary city lord, I don't know how to arrange it yet, that dead fat man of King Guangling, greedy for life and afraid of death, greedy for money like life, if he gets the news of the turtle's departure, he will inevitably come back to find trouble." ”

Ma Yue said rigorously: "General don't worry, it's better to quickly put away this batch of gold, don't let King Guangling find out, otherwise King Guangling will fight hard with you for gold." ”

Yan Tiandu said: "I am going to recruit troops and buy horses, hoard grain and grass, consolidate the city's defenses, and improve the military strength of the Golden City, otherwise the Dugu Sword in the fireworks city next door will be killed by taking the wrong medicine one day, and I won't be able to stop him." ”

Ma Yue said with a smile: "The general doesn't have to worry, if there is something to solve with the city lord, the ghost brother will settle the Dugu sword." ”

Yan Tiandu said helplessly: "I suddenly found that with Brother Ghost as the city lord, all troubles are not troubles, if only there was no King Guangling." ”

The night is dark and the stars are shining.

The ironclad army entered the city in a mighty way, scattered to various sewer pipes, and the septic tank began to dig out dung, and the soldiers covered their noses, not to mention how sour the smell was, not only began to doubt life.

Who am I?

Where am I?

Am I digging manure?

The soldiers knocked on the door from house to house, ordered the homeowner to go into the bathroom immediately, and was not allowed to sleep if he couldn't pull it out, and the homeowner was aggrieved and cried, too bullying, too immoral, too much, didn't play like this?

Ordering to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, is this a distortion of human nature, or a moral degradation!

The generals stood at the tuyere to take refuge, looking at the dung trucks lined up in a long line, covering their noses frantically, Brother Ghost's idea was too bad, not only to pit the deep-sea beasts, but also the whole city was pitted by him.

Dense trucks of dung are transported to the shore and dumped into the seawater, making the coast stinking.

The next day, at noon.

The wind is beautiful and the sun is shining.

The yellow and green things on the shore are piled up, flies are buzzing and flying, and meat maggots are crawling around, exuding a fainting smell.

The 100,000 ironclad troops were neatly aligned, lined up in a phalanx, with swords and guns flashing in the sun, waiting for the giant snapping turtle to land on the beach, and to fight to the death.

Yan Tiandu is like a golden-armored god, riding a high-headed horse, looking at the horizon with a telescope, and behind him are standing military generals, all holding binoculars and waiting for him.

"General, with the concerted efforts of the people of the whole city, we have only gathered these fertilizers, hoping to prevent the landing of the deep sea beasts and defend the Golden City. ”

Ma Yue's voice is weird, wearing a mask, his face is ugly, he did a lot of bad things last night, and the bad idea of urging him door-to-door is from this old goods, I don't know how many people cursed him behind his back.

"It's almost, it's the first time I've seen Dung Mountain, and it's dizzy and disgusting to look at. ”

Yan Tiandu's face was pale, he took out his mask and put it on, and said helplessly: "The city lord's idea is too bad, if I were a snapping turtle, I would have been scared away long ago when I saw such a big scene." ”

Wang Wei said excitedly: "The city lord is talented and intelligent, and he will definitely be able to repel the snapping turtle without bloodshed." ”

Yan Tiandu said: "I hope so!"

A figure descended from the sky, Jiang Baiyu folded his wings, summoned a lightning horse, and sat with Yan Tiandu, looking at the mountains dozens of meters high, flying flies all over the sky, and his face was very ugly.

"Who made his own decision to make a big mountain, don't be so exaggerated?" Jiang Baiyu asked.

"The old man tried his best, but he was supposed to pile up a hundred meters of mountain, but he didn't complete the task. Ma Yue said dejectedly.

"Count you ruthless! In the future, there will be sea monsters attacking the city, so let's do it. Jiang Baiyu said.

The sea breeze blew slowly, bringing with it an indescribable pungent smell.

Wow wow!

Ma Yue couldn't hold back any longer, bent over and vomited, all the bile was vomited, and said complainingly: "The old man can't stand it, why hasn't the snapping turtle come yet?"

Wow wow!!

Several generals fell off their horses, squatted on the ground and vomited, so uncomfortable that they vomited blood.

Yan Tiandu forcibly suppressed, his tumbling spleen and stomach, resisted the urge to vomit, pointed to the sea level in the distance, and said excitedly: "It's coming! The snapping turtle is swimming over, the generals listen to the order, and the whole army is ready to fight." ”