Four
Pi Hui complained that every time she went to Miao Man's house, she was working part-time. I advised her to take care of herself, don't be a nanny for her daughter, "Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, don't be a horse and a cow for your children and grandchildren." Finally, I warned her of the following words:
"You can't let her belch, you let her smash you in the future!"
I think Miao Man's divorce is because of her life, not because of her dead father, not because her husband is poor. I live it with a man's heart, let me ask? What man can stand such a woman? Men like sexy women, and Miao Man doesn't have her mother's lordosis and backward demeanor. Men like generous women, and Miao Man doesn't have the bearing that her mother is rich and willing to let men spend. Men like diligent women, and Miao Man does not have the virtue of her mother who can take her husband's mouth mouth to the groove of the ass. Miao Man was too lazy to be perverted, so she turned her home into a trash can and let her husband go home from work and live in the garbage heap. My husband already felt that business was difficult, his life was stressful, and he was in a bad mood, and returning to his smelly home after work made his bad mood worse.
I didn't expect Pi Hui to be so stupid, so stupid that she colluded with Miao Man, and let her daughter spoil her own family and come to spoil her mother's family. It seems that being lazy is an infectious disease, first of all, it is transmitted to my mother, and my mother's house has become a garbage can, and the garbage can is also like an Apple mobile phone, which is upgraded from the original three-bedroom and one living room to a two-bedroom living room.
I've lived to this age, my job is sales, I've traveled all over the country, and I've been to the United States, and I've never seen a woman in the world who has such a skill, making a warm home like a hellish house. I say this a little bit to damage the reputation of the underworld, I am a person from the underworld, although I walk around, the underworld has no chance to go to such a trip, the dirty, messy, and smelly underworld is estimated not to come to this point, otherwise, the lord of Hades, the head of the cow, and the face of the horse...... There's nowhere to stand! It really opened my eyes here, and there were discarded cardboard boxes everywhere, stacked on top of each other, big boxes and small boxes. I flipped through a cardboard box next to me, and inside it was a carton of used toothpaste. The floor, the table, and the room were full of waste plastic bottles, dirty garbage bags....... I pulled away the dirty clothes on the sofa, sat in the gap, and talked in front of Pi Hui's mother and daughter and little grandson, talking about how my son is earning, doctor, annual salary of one million, gold collar, and doing his own marriage, don't worry about us as parents. After marriage, the son and daughter-in-law prepared two cards, each with 100,000 yuan, one for the in-laws and one for the two of us, saying that it was to give us pocket money. My son paid and bought a villa for our old couple, in the garden city of the world, there are two large rooms and two living rooms of yours, and they are beautifully decorated. Because he didn't want many rooms in the mansion to be empty, my son decided not to buy a house himself and live with us, and my daughter-in-law also raised her hands in favor, and we were happy to live with them, they are all filial children.
The speaker has a heart, the listener has an intention, and Miao Man's anger has been written on his face. I turned a blind eye, praised my son and praised my daughter-in-law, saying how virtuous she was, how she was material, and her son was a colleague and a doctor, and she gave birth to a big fat grandson last year. Such an excellent woman, she can go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, and work so busy, and her home is well regulated by her. They are both only children, and they can have a second child, but they don't want to have a second child, they just want to bring their daughter-in-law's parents to live together, a family of seven, happy and happy to take care of each other. My in-laws are reasonable, we have been in contact for a long time, and they both agreed to move in together, and my wife and I were also very much in favor.
I spoke in a boastful tone, completely ignoring the fact that Miao Man's face had turned from blue to black.
I stood up and stumbled around the garbage dump. Seeing that the door of the second room was closed, without the consent of the owner, he opened the first room, which was the bedroom, and a huge Simmons piled up a quilt like a hill, as if he had slept in a grave built with quilts for three nights. Panties and milk covers, stinky socks on the floor...... A potty smelled of urine, and there was not even a toilet seat. If you want to sit on it with three butts at night, it will be used as a lid.
I opened the second room again, and it was full of heavy boxes that were more than 1.8 meters tall. There are also broken cabinets, broken bed frames, and broken briquette stoves that have long been in history.
I opened the third room again, and it was still a room of garbage. I can't figure out how the mother and daughter store so much garbage? Want to open a scrap yard?
I was about to open the first room, when suddenly, the ground thundered, and Miao Man's angry shout came from behind me: "Stop! Dead old man! Get the hell out of here! ”
I stopped my hand, turned around, and saw Miao Man open the door with a black face, and made a gesture for me to get out. I was amused by her and asked her:
"Did you tell me to get out? Who are you? I don't know you, huh? I'm here to see my old classmate Pi Hui. ”
Seeing this, Pi Hui hurriedly raised a cup of coffee that had been brewed for me just now and rushed over to let me drink it to apologize for her daughter's bad attitude. I took a dizzy sip and immediately regretted it. Isn't it water that you can't drink? It's all for this little shrew.
The little shrew shouted hysterically: "Get out! You dead old man who doesn't know the rules! Don't break into other people's homes! Not even a phone call. You should go to a free public toilet? You can get in if you want to, right? You old cheater! Are you fooling everyone else? ”
Compare your home to a public toilet? Wonderful! It's just that the public toilets are much cleaner than here, tidy, and not so smelly?
Pi Hui doesn't know what he has done? Fall to this point! If I lived in her house, I would have to go crazy.
In fact, when I came, I was already strong and mentally ready to go to Xinjiang, but I was not prepared to be deported.
In order not to conflict with women, and I don't want to be in a dilemma between Pi Huiji, let alone a child here, what I see next must be inappropriate for children, I quickly withdrew, feeling that the female tiger was about to pounce in an instant. I don't want to play a farce of hand-to-hand combat between a young female and an old male! From this, I realized the first reason for Miao Man's ex-husband to divorce his wife; Fierce and strange, vicious woman, terrible!
Back in the sun, I feel in a great mood! I couldn't help humming a song: "You are my rose,
You are my flower.
You are my love,
It's my concern......"
I remembered Miao Man scolding me, "I didn't even have a phone call." "That's right! I did it on purpose, and that's what I wanted! Learn from the reporter of "Focus Interview" to find out the truth. If I make an appointment by phone, am I so stupid? My phone called, and she was sure to clean up the battlefield. No, they can't clean up the battlefield for ten days and a half months, and besides, she doesn't have the material to clean up the battlefield, otherwise she wouldn't have the ability to turn her home into a battlefield. However, they will say that they are not at home and will see you at a later date. No wonder after making many phone calls, Pi Hui always has a reason not to let her come to the door, it turns out that the family is ugly! Hum! Say I'm cheating, what did I cheat you? No one wants you to pit you? What's wrong with you? You don't have a job? What kidnapped you? Your parents' money has almost made you abducted, and it is my turn? What are you lying about? Lie to you crazy?
I was complacent, my phone rang like a child crying, I picked up the phone, and saw Miao Man's text messages sent one after another:
The first text message reads: "You're okay to go to a psychiatric hospital for a check-up, check your paranoia!" I advise you to avoid being abducted outside! Laughing to death, my son is a doctor, with an annual salary of one million, do your big dreams! Who believes! Doctors are all liars! You old scoundrel who cheats the dead and doesn't break the law! ”
The content of the second text message was: "You are more annoying than, and you will come to the door to cheat if you have nothing to do." Shameless old man, come to the wild again, the security police station will arrest you and go to the detention center! ”
The content of the third text message is: "In the future, I will break into other people's homes less, I advise you to be more restrained, grow into a crooked melon and cracked date, ugly, evil-hearted, vicious mouth, like a mouse, everyone shouts and beats!" ”
The content of the first text message was: "Blow your son and blow your daughter-in-law, let's sleep with my daughter-in-law!" Do you think your son gave birth to your grandson? It's your son! ”
The fifth text message reads: "Can't go to college, poor, superb!" you,! ”
The sixth text message reads: "Pig's nose sticks green onions - garlic!" ”
The seventh text message reads: "Mouse tail with chicken feathers - not a serious bird!" ”
The eighth text message reads: "Fart everywhere! Fuck you, fuck, pig shit! ”
The ninth text message reads: "Turtle, Wang Ba, Fart! ”
The tenth text message reads: "Burn the bag, poor bastard, get out!" ”
I didn't want to ignore her and let the demon girl go to her heart's content, but she couldn't stop it, as if the monster had dysentery, crackling and pulling non-stop, and she had to offer a bottle of "diarrhea and stop", tightening her excitedly expanding anus, which was like installing an anti-theft door on her ass and eyes. I had to text back:
"Your mother didn't do anything bad in her life, she must have done evil in her previous life, and she must have given birth to a freak like you in this life. In addition to gnawing at the old and sucking the blood of your parents like a locust, what else will you do? You have cancer genes, and you're full of negative energy, which is the positive energy that gives rise to cancer cells, and makes your cancer DNA decades ahead of your dad. Go to hell! If you die, your mother will be freed, if you don't die, your mother will die in your hands. Oh! No, even if you die, your mother will not have a good life, and she will have to help you raise the poor child who you gave birth to in pleasure and refused to raise in hardship. I'm really worried that this kid will become a troubled teenager because he is unlucky enough to have problematic parents. It can be said that your mother's greatest sin is that she gave birth to you, and she will never come out in this life. Say that I slept with my daughter-in-law, and your subconscious tells me that you want to have another child with your father-in-law. Your husband deserves to be a doctor, with a unique vision, and he has long seen that you are a **, and kicked you out of the door, so that you have no chance to mess and incest. Call me ugly, and you're ugly? It's like your mother's sister. No wonder your husband dumped you. Sexual repression has caused you to become a mad dog, not only biting your mother every day at home, making your mother live in dire straits, just biting the old lady is not enjoyable, but also biting when you see people, biting like a barking bitch and biting people! I thought you would only think about men, become nymphomaniac, and turn your home into a branch of a mental hospital, and it turns out that you will still be envious, jealous, and hateful. Because of your own failed life, you can't see others succeed. If you marry a doctor and are a liar, you think that all doctors in the world are liars. My son and daughter-in-law's life is unusual, and there are many young people like them, and only compared to your rotten wood, it looks dazzling. You really should go to a psychiatric hospital to live well, in case your anti-social personality and your cancer cells grow crazy together, the next step, it is estimated that you are not as simple as biting, it's time to kill people and set fire! Don't text anymore or I'm going to call the police! ”