Bai Meiping's popularity was originally good at the laboratory station, hello, hello, everyone, no one can be offended. Because of the addition of the "Iron Triangle", it attracted opposites. Jin Minyang said to her face that she hugged the thick legs of the cadre's children, and she was not stained with red or green. Zhuo Xiaoyun Dai Bai Meiping shot back: "Thick legs? Whose legs are as thick as yours? Elephant-like. ”

Jin Minyang said: "My feet have been swollen for thousands of years, my head is swollen in front of me, my feet are swollen and I can't die, your head is swollen and dies quickly!" ”

Zhuo Xiaoyun said: "Do you think your head is not swollen? Pig-like. ”

Bai Meiping's attack on Jin Minyang was not taken seriously. The mouth grows on his head, and he loves to say how to say that his head is free, as long as his head does not open its mouth to bite her. Suddenly, Kim Minyang bit her.

On Sunday, Bai Meiping was on duty, and Jin Minyang was the first to go to work at the laboratory station on Monday morning. After that, the distilled water tank used for disinfection burned out. Jin Minyang insisted that the distilled water jar was broken before he came, and it was burned by Bai Meiping at work yesterday. The lawsuit went to Section Chief Zhang. Huang Yin proved for Bai Meiping that he came to the laboratory station with the security department patrol last night, and saw that the red light of the power supply of the distilled water tank was on, indicating that the distilled water tank was good at that time, and the problem with the distilled water tank should be after Bai Meiping got off work. This matter can be attested to by Xiao Tao, who patrols the Security Section. Judging from the discoloration of the distilled water tank, the cause of the accident was caused by empty burning. There was a power outage in the factory this morning. Jin Min has the habit of boiling water in a distilled water tank to soak milk powder after going to work, it must be that he didn't add water to the tank when he saw a power outage after he started it, he didn't expect that the electricity would come after a while, and the distilled water tank without adding water burned out like this. Jin Minyang said that the distilled water tank was burned by Bai Meiping, and evidence should be presented, but now that the evidence is reversed, Bai Meiping has come up with evidence instead. It stands to reason that Section Chief Zhang is not difficult to be a judge. However, Bai Meiping has no queen and Taiwan, and if Jin Minyang bites Zhuo Xiaoyun in this bite, Section Chief Zhang will have to weigh it. Section Chief Zhang listened to Huang Yin's testimony and put it out. He also said that the laboratory station had many reports that Huang Yin and Bai Meiping were sworn friends, and that he should recuse himself and not be a witness, and Huang Yin's certificate would not be accepted.

According to the code of conduct for employees of pharmaceutical factories, breaking a distilled water tank is considered damage to public property, and the annual bonus will be deducted. If they dare to refuse, they will be expelled from the laboratory station to work as a worker in the pharmaceutical workshop, or to work in the administrative department canteen.

There is a precedent for this at the laboratory station, Ji Lina broke a box of beakers and was sent to the canteen, where she still washes vegetables in the staff canteen. Ji Lina also doesn't have an official parent. For Ji Linna, the entire Ji family went out to plead with Section Chief Zhang. Ji Linna's gray-haired old mother even knelt down to Section Chief Zhang, but the section chief was unmoved and resolutely drove Ji Linna away. Jilina was driven away because she refused to admit that she had broken the beaker. As for who broke it, no one knows, the grapevine said that Section Chief Zhang pushed the bicycle into the house, but it was not put away, and it fell on the beaker box with a "bang". But Jilina didn't see it with her own eyes, and it was useless to see it with her own eyes, unless she took it with a camera at the time.

The meeting to deal with the burnout of the distilled water tank is scheduled for Thursday.

After getting off work on Tuesday, Zhuo Xiaoyun asked Bai Meiping to go to her house to discuss countermeasures. "Iron Triangle" went to a corner, and I originally wanted to make an appointment with Huang Yin, melon fields and plums, for fear that Xiao Xu would have neuropathy.

After arriving at Zhuo Xiaoyun's house, I found that Xiao Xu took Chengcheng to a colleague's house to play and was not at home. The baby sat in his mother's arms, as if he understood that his mother was in trouble, staring at the mung bean and not saying a word.

Two people - the baby is not a person for the time being, and he is at a loss. I thought of a lot of strategies, but none of them worked. Zhuo Xiaoyun regretted that he should have called Huang Yin, the three stinkers, and only then did he top Zhuge Liang. What's more, Xiao Xu happened to be absent.

Two women who never smoked cigarettes smoked a small cigarette. Half a pack of "three or five cards" is about to burn out in the clouds. The baby doesn't like the smell of smoke, doesn't chew on the gas, stuffs his hair and gets rich, and eats the jelly that he eats himself.

The baby's self-care ability is poor, and sometimes he can't control his urine and bowel movements. But when I eat jelly, I am very old, and my little hands peel the jelly skin quickly and quickly, three times five divided by two, stuffed into the mouth, and I will go down to my stomach after a long time. Bai Meiping couldn't understand why children liked to eat this slug-like thing.

Bai Meiping smoked too much, don't turn her head, and spit into the spittoon. Seeing this, the baby slid down, slipped from his mother's arms, and waved his hands back, saying as he retreated:

"Filthy! Dirty! Mom's old phlegm is so dirty! ”

Bai Meiping was already worried, but her son actually interfered with her spitting and shouted at her son: "Say it again!" Besides, mom spits old phlegm in your mouth! ”

The baby doesn't want his mouth to become a spittoon, which will affect him to eat jelly, so shut up quickly.

Zhuo Xiaoyun was amused by this scene between mother and son and laughed. smiled for a while, frowned, remembered it, had an idea, and briefly introduced Bai Meiping. Bai Meiping felt that Zhuo Xiaoyun's thirty-six counter-tactics should be effective, so she was relieved to pick up the baby and go home.

At this time, it was already dark, Bai Meiping was waiting for the train on the platform with the baby in her arms, and the baby said: "Shoes, shoes", Bai Meili ignored him, and he screamed casually. The baby does not give up, and still has a strong "shoes, shoes". aroused Bai Meiping's vigilance, looked around, and saw a small leather shoe in the middle of the road, only to know why the baby was so energetic "shoes, shoes". Hurry up and pick up the baby. This is the left shoe of a pair of five-spice bean high-top leather shoes that I just bought for him, which cost one-third of Bai Meiping's monthly salary! Fortunately, the baby understands the scriptures and knows that his leather shoes are separated. Otherwise, the newly bought small leather shoes will be scrapped.

At lunch on Wednesday, Zhuo Xiaoyun invited Section Chief Zhang to a family banquet. Section Chief Zhang comes to work for three days a week at most, and never goes to the cafeteria. It's not a public banquet or a private banquet, and someone always invites her.

Zhuo Xiaoyun prepared a pot of salted duck gizzard for the family banquet, as well as a pot of hairy crabs, and the wine was Gujing Gong. Section Chief Zhang usually helps the pharmaceutical factory, and feels that the county officials are not as good as the current management, and the director is far from the emperor, but she has the best of both worlds. hateful Zhuo Xiaoyun did not cooperate and stood on the opposite side. She didn't know that Zhuo Xiaoyun himself was the opposite, and like Huang Yin, he didn't wait for the pharmaceutical company to be sent. Seeing Zhuo Xiaoyun invite her, she was very happy, and after getting off work at noon, she went to her own office in the factory office building to freshen up, make up her makeup, spray perfume, and put on a newly bought windbreaker hanging on a hanger. It's like going on a blind date.

Section Chief Zhang knocked on the door and saw that it was Bai Meiping who opened the door, and her face full of spring all the way turned into a cold winter wax moon in a second.

Bai Meiping deliberately didn't bring the baby for today's lunch, and let the baby go to work with her father. Xiao Xu also took Cheng Cheng to avoid it and went to a colleague's house for dinner. Bai Meiping turned a blind eye to Section Chief Zhang's sudden change in expression. Enthusiastically borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, and helped Section Chief Zhang make a cup of Zhuo Xiaoyun's newly bought Huangshan Maofeng.

Zhuo Xiaoyun came from the kitchen with an apron and served a fruit plate to Section Chief Zhang, which was a plate of hazelnuts. And handed over a hazelnut pliers, the pliers head is slightly warped, like the convex chin of Section Chief Zhang.

Zhuo Xiaoyun rushed to the kitchen to fry a few hot dishes and serve them to the table.

Section Chief Zhang's solemn face finally accepted the reality, relieved himself, smiled, drank and ate. First gnawed a salted duck gizzard, so salty that her face wrinkled, as her mouth moved, gold-rimmed glasses rolled on her cheeks, and she wanted to jump to the ground several times, but she was skillfully caught by her high cheekbones.

Bai Meiping could see it on the side, and felt that Section Chief Zhang's cerebellar kung fu must be good, and it was estimated that Section Chief Zhang had practiced this kung fu for more than a day or two. The cerebellum is the one that directs action. Bai Meiping introspectively did not develop her cerebellum well, and she couldn't learn some skills, such as the pot-shaking action when the master chef stir-fried, she learned it for a long time, but she couldn't learn it, and it is estimated that she can't be a chef in this life.

As soon as Zhuo Xiaoyun took his seat, he exaggerated that the section chief was young, white-skinned, and so beautiful that he didn't look like a young woman in her thirties, or an eighteen-year-old yellow flower girl. When I was eighteen years old, I was a flower. ”

Bai Meiping almost sprayed wine while sitting on the side, strange that this half-old was also a leader, and she couldn't understand the flattering lies. Was she a flower when she was eighteen? Then the Asmir Flower Center in the Netherlands is going to close down, and the flower shops are going to close, because everyone is a flower, what flowers are you going to buy? Just her mouth? Bai Meiping remembered that when she was a child, whenever she saw someone with a mouth like Chang Zhang, she would slip along with her companions:

"Deflated mouth, deflated cover,

Hold back two dollars and buy a coffin. ”

If you dare to disagree, continue to slide down:

"Hold your mouth, hold your lid,

Don't eat with side dishes. ”

Bai Meiping's stream of consciousness is like a small vault, locked in a safe. Xuezhuo Xiaoyun did his best to add icing on the cake to Section Chief Zhang's lonely self-appreciation, squeezed out a smile on his face and said:

"Section Chief Zhang, you are really good at saying kind words. You are still a beauty embryo today, still a flower. ”

Zhuo Xiaoyun made persistent efforts to give Section Chief Zhang a fierce medicine: "Section Chief Zhang has a good image, a good temperament, and is a college student of workers, peasants and soldiers. In the eyes of our people who have no academic qualifications, Section Chief Zhang is a star of a pharmaceutical factory, a star of the laboratory department, a senior intellectual in the laboratory station, a phoenix in the chicken nest, and a dragon in the shallow pool. ”

Bai Meiping forgot about her performance just now, and marveled at Zhuo Xiaoyun's amazing kung fu. Before Bai Meiping came back to her senses, Zhuo Xiaoyun changed her words and said:

"How could someone as good as Section Chief Zhang marry a worker in a collective-owned unit? It's like a peacock marrying a pheasant, not a class match! ”

Section Chief Zhang first listened to Zhuo Xiaoyun compare himself to a star, a phoenix, and a dragon, and felt very useful, and then listened to her compare herself to a peacock, of course, she also accepted it, but she didn't accept the comparison of her husband to a pheasant, which was simply unreasonable! Furious. What happened to pheasants? Pheasants have already entered the house and become a delicacies of the mountains and seas. What are you looking for? At most, it is a suit chicken, which is a product on the assembly line of chicken farms. It will be offline in a few weeks, and it will be fried for the current drink. But at this time, she could no longer care about her pride and anger, put down the wine glass, her face was pale, and her voice trembled:

"Who said that? Who said my lover is a worker in a collective-owned unit? ”

Zhuo Xiaoyun turned his head and said to Bai Meiping:

"Look! I said it couldn't be, right? How could Section Chief Zhang's lover be a worker in a collective-owned unit? But Jin Minyang told people everywhere that Section Chief Zhang's lover was a worker of the No. 3 Hardware Factory in the city, and the No. 3 Hardware Factory was a collective ownership unit. We didn't believe it, he said if you don't believe it, you should check, and he said he did. What I said Bai Meiping can prove for me, and she also heard Jin Minyang say it. ”