Yan Yan was not afraid that Zhang Xiuxiu would poison the tea.

Yan Yan had already practiced the seventh-level "Kunpeng Gong", and under this state of skill, no matter how poisonous the items in the world were, they could no longer pose a danger to his body.

For Zhang Xiuxiu, Yan Yan can't talk about appreciation, nor disgust.

Regarding Zhang Xiuxiu's questioning, Yan Yan knew that if he didn't drink that cup of tea again, he would completely offend Zhang Xiuxiu! Yan Yan still wanted to continue to be a student, and he didn't want to have a stiff relationship with Zhang Xiuxiu because of this trivial matter.

Seeing Yan Yan drinking tea, Zhang Xiuxiu couldn't help but smile, she was like a virtuous wife, and she enthusiastically added hot water to Yan Yan.

Yan Yan asked, "Teacher, why did you ask me to come here?"

Zhang Xiuxiu originally had a smile on her face, but when she heard Yan Yan ask, she immediately said, "Yan Yan, next, I hope you will tell me the truth." ”

Yan Yan spread his hands and said, "Dear teacher, what are you talking about? It's as if I've always told lies. You know, I've always been an honest person. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu said: "Yesterday, I asked you to answer that there are several refining methods for 'gathering qi and dispersing', and you said that there are thirteen. So, I ask you: How do you know this answer?"

Yan Yan smiled: "Teacher, do you want to hear the truth?"

Zhang Xiuxiu said: "I naturally want to listen to the truth. ”

Yan Yan said: "The truth is: I made it up at that time. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu looked at Yan Yan and said, "Yan Yan, you are dishonest. ”

Yan Yan spread his hands and said, "Teacher, if I am dishonest, is there still an honest person in the world?"

Zhang Xiuxiu couldn't help it, and said: "Yan Yan, you don't need to pretend to be confused! Ming people don't talk in secret, you must know that there are thirteen kinds of refining methods for 'gathering qi and dispersing'!"

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Xiuxiu said, "Yesterday, I told Director Liu of the Teaching Office your answer, and I originally wanted Director Liu to share your ridiculous answer. As a result, Director Liu said that His Majesty the Supreme Heavenly Emperor back then would be able to refine the 'Qi Gathering Dispersion' with thirteen methods!"

Zhang Xiuxiu naturally didn't think that Yan Yan was the legendary Supreme Heavenly Emperor His Majesty, she only vaguely suspected: Yan Yan might be the descendant of His Majesty the Supreme Heavenly Emperor.

Yan Yan smiled: "As the saying goes: 'No coincidence is not a book', the world is big, and there are many coincidences." I said that there are thirteen refining methods for 'gathering qi and dispersing', which is purely nonsense, but who would have expected that it would imply the creation of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven back then, which can be regarded as a coincidence. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu couldn't help but sneer: "Yan Yan, you really have a lot of coincidences! Can you tell me a few more 'coincidences'?"

Yan Yan said: "No problem, I'll tell you a story, this story is a coincidence throughout." ”

Zhang Xiuxiu's curiosity was aroused at once, and women naturally love gossip, so they said: "Tell me your good story!"

After speaking, Zhang Xiuxiu poured out the residual tea in the cup, refilled the tea leaves for Yan Yan, and personally boiled water for Yan Yan to cook tea.

After a while, the refreshing fragrance of tea spread in the house.

Yan Yan blew away the tea leaves floating on the teacup and took a sip of tea gently.

In the life of Yan Yan Qian, he drank too much good tea. However, the tea that Zhang Xiuxiu brewed for him today has a special taste.

Zhang Xiuxiu was patient this time and didn't rush.

After drinking half a cup of tea, Yan Yan began to speak: "A long, long time ago, on a distant continent, there was a country, the supreme ruler of this country, called the emperor. The division of this country is divided into two, one is the county and the other is the county. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu said: "Talk about the main thing, don't water." ”

When he was on Earth, Yan Yan had heard that some Internet writers were particularly fond of water, especially when it came to critical places, and often wrote a trivial matter into tens of thousands of words.

Today, Yan Yan decided that he would also have a good water.

Yan Yan continued: "In a small mountain village in a certain county, there are hundreds of families, and there is only one rich man, surnamed Song, who claims to be a good person of Song. The family of the rich man of Song hired long-term workers and a cowherd baby. This cowherd baby, eighteen years old, is called Ergouzi. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Xiuxiu couldn't help laughing: "Nonsense, where is there such a name?"

Yan Yan said: "In the eyes of the countrymen, if you give a nasty name, the child is willing to feed. Ergouzi's father was named Changsheng, and as a result, not long after Ergouzi was born, his father Changsheng died and became a 'short life'. I tell you, the story of immortality alone cannot be told in three days and three nights. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu couldn't help but feel a little big, and said: "Yan Yan, you only tell the story of Ergouzi, the story of his father's immortality, I won't tell it this time." ”

Zhang Xiuxiu said this because he wanted to hear stories about "coincidences" so much.

Yan Yan continued: "Ergouzi has been herding cattle for Rich Song for three years, and he has been safe and sound, but on this day, the cow suddenly pulled off the reins and ran away. The second dog was in a hurry all of a sudden, you must know that the rich man of Song was in the village, he was the emperor of the soil, and if he lost this cow to the rich man of Song, the second dog would be miserable! Therefore, the second dog chased out more than 20 miles in one go, and finally caught up with the cow in a pond. There was a big willow tree in the pond, and under the willow tree, the snoring was like thunder. The second dog looked at it, but it was the old sow in the rich man's house who was sleeping. The second dog didn't touch the old sow, but drove the cow back to the house of the rich man Song. As soon as he entered the house, he saw that the rich man Song was furious, saying that he was going to skin the swineherd that fed the pigs! The swineherd had lost the old sow, and he knew that he was at a loss. Ergouzi had an idea and said to the rich man of Song: "Dongjia, when I was a child, I once had a strange dream, in which I met an old fairy, who enlightened me and taught me the magic of divination. Now, let me do the math for you.'" Where was the rich man of Song willing to believe it, he scolded and said: 'Ergouzi, you don't come to cause trouble'! Ergouzi turned his heart and said: 'Boss, if I don't calculate accurately this time, I won't want the wages for herding cattle.'" When the rich man Song heard Ergouzi say so confidently, he held the mentality of 'a dead horse should be a live horse doctor' and said: "Ergouzi, you can count it, it's right, I have a reward." If you don't calculate it right, your wages will be useless.'" ”

Hearing this, Zhang Xiuxiu's curiosity was completely mobilized, her eyes were shining, and she didn't even add water to Yan Yan.

It wasn't until Yan Yan added water to the teacup that Zhang Xiuxiu came to her senses and smiled a little embarrassedly.

Yan Yan continued: "Ergouzi didn't spit out the answer directly, but said in a matter-of-fact manner: 'Boss, you have to prepare a quiet room and close the doors and windows tightly. Before I calculate it, there will be no one in the courtyard!' The rich man of Song became more and more curious, and secretly thought: "Since Ergouzi said it so solemnly, maybe he really got the teaching of the old immortal, and I don't know." So, the rich man of Song did as the two dogs said, prepared a quiet room for the two dogs, covered the doors and windows, and strictly forbade the servants to walk around in the courtyard. After a while, the second dog came out and said excitedly to the rich man of Song: 'The old sow you lost, about twenty miles away from here, there is a pond, and there is a big willow tree in the pond, and now, the old sow should sleep under the willow tree. Where is the rich man of Song willing to believe, he took two long-term workers and rushed to the place that the second dog said. As a result, the rich man of Song saw an incredible scene: under the big willow tree in the pond, he really saw the old sow in the house! The rich man of Song couldn't help but murmur: "This second dog is simply a god!"

When Zhang Xiuxiu heard this, she shushed and said, "This is the coincidence you are talking about, Yan Yan?"

Yan Yan said: "There are many coincidences, can you continue to listen?"

Zhang Xiuxiu sneered and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”

Yan Yan continued: "Let's say that the rich man of Song, together with the two long-term workers, drove the old sow home and rewarded the second dog with fifty copper plates. This is equivalent to three months' wages for two dogs. However, those long-term workers didn't believe that Ergouzi could tell fortunes, and they all thought that he was just 'a blind cat and a dead mouse'. As a result, half a month later, a big theft occurred in the home of the rich man Song: The rich man Song's gold, silver, and jewelry were all stolen! This big case happened, and the rich man Song was not so alarmed, why? Because he has the magic of two dogs!

Hearing this, Zhang Xiuxiu snorted and laughed.

Yan Yan continued: "When the rich man of Song called Ergouzi to the front and asked him to calculate the whereabouts of the gold, silver and jewelry, Ergouzi's heart was panicked. However, Ergouzi's psychological quality was very good, and he pretended to be calm and said: 'Don't worry, the owner, I will definitely calculate the whereabouts of the treasure for you! But, you know, when I was telling the hexagram, I was having a conversation with the old gods in the sky, and if I was disturbed in the process of divination, it would not work! So, the rich man of Song prepared a quiet room for Ergouzi, lit incense, and ordered the servants of the whole family: No one is allowed to leave the house until Ergouzi comes out! Otherwise, he will be punished as a thief!"

Zhang Xiuxiu nodded and said, "It's a little interesting! Let's see how the two dogs come to the 'coincidence' this time!"

Yan Yan continued: "Ergouzi is in the quiet room, where is there a fortune calculation? When it was quiet in the dead of night, he quietly opened the door and prepared to escape overnight! Although there was no one in the courtyard, the house of the rich man Song was a high-gate compound, and he could not climb out of the courtyard wall at all! However, Ergouzi found a ladder, he moved the ladder to the wall, and climbed the high wall, because the wall was too high, if he jumped hard, not only would he make a loud noise, but he might also fall and hurt his leg! However, Ergouzi soon discovered a trick: Outside the wall, leaning against the wall, there was a stack of firewood and straw! Ergouzi thought to himself: 'God help me'! He jumped under the haystack at once, and the next step was to jump from under the haystack and then run away. Unexpectedly, at the moment when Ergouzi slid down from the haystack, he saw an incredible scene: as the firewood and grass were exposed, the gold, silver and jewels hidden in the firewood and grass were also revealed! Ergouzi was convinced: This must be the batch of gold, silver and jewelry stolen by the rich man Song!

When Zhang Xiuxiu heard this, she immediately shouted: "Yan Yan, this is too 'coincidence'! It's just absurd!"

Yan Yan said unhurriedly: "This is because: The batch of gold and silver jewels of the rich man of Song was stolen by a long-term worker of his family! However, the long-term worker could not immediately escape with the batch of jewels. Why? Because as soon as the long-term worker fled, the rich man of Song would immediately know who had stolen the jewelry, and as soon as he reported it to the official, the government ordered him to be arrested, and the four seas were so big that there was no place for the long-term worker. Therefore, the chief worker came up with a safe way: first stole the gold beads and jewels and hid them in the haystack outside the courtyard. When the rumor passed, when the rich man of Song thought that it was a foreign thief who committed the crime, the long-term worker removed the treasure again. Unexpectedly, man is not as good as heaven, and he was discovered by mistake by the second dog who had escaped! In this way, the second dog decided: "Don't escape!" He put the jewels on again, went up the high wall from the haystack, and then went down the ladder, and moved the ladder back to its original place, and then returned to the ashram. After wiping off the sweat, the second dog came out of the quiet room and said loudly: 'Boss, I have calculated it'!"

Zhang Xiuxiu pursed her lips and smiled: "It's really a coincidence!"

Yan Yan then continued: "The rich man of Song was overjoyed, and said to Ergouzi, 'Ergouzi, where is my stolen treasure?' Ergouzi pretended to be uncertain and said, "The old fairy in heaven said to me that your stolen treasure is in the haystack outside the wall." I'm a little skeptical!' When the rich man Song heard this, he didn't say a word, but immediately led people to the haystack outside the wall, and sure enough, he found the stolen gold, silver, and jewels from the haystack, and there were a lot of them! When the rich man Song was overjoyed, he gritted his teeth and said to Ergouzi: 'Ergouzi, who stole my jewelry? You can do the math for me, and I will let him die a good death!' Ergouzi pulled the rich man Song aside, lowered his voice, and said: "O owner, what people fear most is not contentment! There is a good saying: Heaven must not be revealed!" If you have to ask who stole it, but you have to lose your life!' When the rich man Song heard this, he simply stopped asking, rewarded the second dog, and from now on did not let the second dog herd the cattle, and let the second dog be his housekeeper. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu asked, "Yan Yan, do you have any other coincidences?"

Yan Yan said: "Yes, if you are patient, I can continue to tell you." ”

Zhang Xiuxiu said: "The last thing I lack is patience!

Yan Yan said: "I'm a little thirsty. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu was stunned, glared at Yan Yan viciously, and added some hot water to the teacup.

Zhang Xiuxiu suddenly smiled at Yan Yan Yan and said, "Yan Yan, am I good-looking?"