Our four great King Kong and Fang Cixiu have all become college students after the resumption of the college entrance examination, although the university we entered is far from our ambition back then, but everyone is satisfied, this delay is twelve years, and we can fight World War II. Twelve years later, we can finally realize our university dream, and we have nothing but deep gratitude to the government after the Third Plenary Session of the 11th Central Committee. My only regret is that Xia Qiu also missed the college entrance examination due to physical reasons, otherwise, with her strength, she is stronger than our four King Kongs.

Hwajun had a girlfriend in college, was his classmate, and was older than him. Many years later, I once asked Hua Jun, there are more girls in college, why do you fall in love with your sister? He thought about it and said:

"You know Dai Jitao, right?"

I said, "Yes, it is said that he is Jiang Weiguo's biological father. Of course, there is no definitive proof of DNA. ”

"We don't care about him. Dai Jitao's original partner was older than him, and he had some control over his little brother. According to the book, there was a joke circulating in the market at that time, saying that Dai Jitao's speeches at the small meeting were often impassioned, and it was like driving a car with broken brakes and not being able to take it away, so as to corrupt other people's speaking time. Whenever this happens, the host will laugh and remind him: 'Your sister is here. When he heard this, he immediately shut up. That's the good thing about women and men. My wife plays the role of a sister to me in life. She took care of me and told me not to do anything wrong. ”

I said, "You don't have a love-mother complex, do you?" Why do you like to be managed by women? ”

"My mother has loved me since I was a child, I don't lack maternal love, how can there be a love and maternal complex? Love is a bit mysterious, and the old man under the moon is holding the red thread in his hand. When we went to college, we were both thirty years old, and she was two years older than me. A woman who has stayed up to this age, refuses to get married, and looks forward to her college dreams that everyone thinks is impossible, and this is the first reason why she fascinates me. I love the house and Wu, because I like it, her every move attracts me. I like maverick women, just like you like Xia Qiuyi, isn't she different? ”

I agree with Hua Jun's point of view, but sigh for so many girls who like school grass, they can't compete with their sisters. But Hua Jun's sister does. Hua Jun became a gentleman after marriage, unlike the stunned and young man before. No wonder sibling love is popular now.

Except for Hua Jun, the other three of our four King Kongs have long been married. In addition to me, Shi Shuliang and Mei Quntao have all been upgraded to become fathers. Fang Cixiu gave birth to a daughter, and Mei Quntao also married a girl in the same workshop after entering the factory and had a son. Only Xia Qiuyi looks alive, but he has been poisoned by pesticides, and his stomach is always flat. It is said that pesticides and fertilizers will slowly degrade over time, which is for plants, and animals are different from plants. If a fool had used medicine for a lion and tiger back then, the king of the forest would have not had a chance to degrade the pesticide at all, and would have died on the spot in front of the person who wanted to eat it as a meat bun. It can be seen that Xia and Autumn are also more powerful than lions and tigers. She is a human being, and human beings are the spirit of all things. But not being killed does not mean that you are not harmed by the pit, I suspect that the pesticides in Xia Qiuyi's stomach cannot be degraded, and I am psychologically prepared not to be a father.

When I entered university, I became a student council officer. Many of our seventh-grade college students are married, and I am married, which is public. At that time, there was a wave of divorces, our undergraduate was slightly better, and some of our senior sisters and buddies in the first two classes of high school went to graduate school, and there were many divorces, all emphasizing that the marriage in a specific historical period had no love, and it was a loveless marriage that was improvised, and also quoted Engels's famous saying: "A marriage without love is immoral" to annotate their own behavior. I don't understand this type of divorce. It's not that I believe in "poor and lowly friends should not be forgotten, and bad wives should not go to court." "That's a lie. The reason why I feel that divorce has nothing to do with me is that I have never met a woman who has the weight of Xia Qiu in my heart. I have received letters from girls, and I have accompanied her on outings, and I have also taken commemorative photos of "visiting here" and eaten roadside stalls together. I admit that I have a crush on some girls, but it's just a crush, nothing else. I will talk to them about Xia Qiuyi, and they will deeply sympathize with Xia Qiuyi after listening to it. There are also people who hint to me that I never get moved. In fact, they are very good and in their prime. It is said that marriage should have moral constraints, but in fact, compared with desire, morality is pale and powerless. It's not that Xia Qiu also has the ability to defeat them, but they don't have a chance to fight Xia Qiu at all. A girl once asked me:

"When a man chooses a mate, the first thing is to ask the other party to look, isn't it?"

I said, "It's the same with women!" ”

"Hasn't your lover been poisoned and become less like a human and a ghost than a ghost?"

"Wow! I described her as giving you the impression that you don't look like a human being, and the ghost doesn't look like a human being, and that's my fault. She's not that scared. Not only is she not afraid of people, but she also has a kind of ability, she is like Greenty in "The Troubles of Young Werther", I am Werther, since I met my wife, I have been like Goethe wrote: 'From that time on, no matter how the sun, moon and stars quietly ran along their tracks, I knew neither day nor night, and the whole world disappeared around me. Of course, this state of mind and body is long gone, otherwise, my wife and I would be exhausted. Our present state of mind and body is described in "Heroes of Our Time": "Many calm rivers begin with a noisy waterfall, but none of them reach the ocean with surging waves and splashing waves. But this calm is often a sign of a great and latent power. Don't despise ugliness, you must know that there were four beautiful women in ancient China, and you should also know that there were four ugly women in ancient China, and the wife and concubine of our ancestor Yellow Emperor were very ugly. Zhong Lichun, the queen of King Qi Xuan, wrote in the book: 'Forty is unmarried. Concave head and deep eyes, long belly and large knots, high nose and throat, fat top and little hair, and the skin is painted. 'Are you ugly or not?' You must know the idiom of raising eyebrows, right? The allusion comes from Meng Guang, the wife of Liang Hong, a wise man in the Eastern Han Dynasty, and the book says that she is "fat and ugly and black", and can "lift a stone mortar", not only ugly, but also a female man. Ugliness has the charm of ugliness, ugliness can still charm people, and charm is better than beauty. ”

The girl was shocked by my tirade, and was speechless for a long time, and suddenly, she came back to her senses and said, "Don't forget the four ugly girls." Xu Yun of the Eastern Jin Dynasty married Ruan Dewei's daughter as his wife, and the candle night in the cave room was scared away by her ugliness. ”

"They don't have deep friendships, so of course they'll scare away."

The girl gave me a blank look, and now I don't understand the amorous feelings, and I don't want to talk to me any more, so I left.

In fact, Xia Qiu also filed for divorce because she suspected that she was infertile, but I did not approve it.

I majored in chemistry in college, and after graduating, I entered a pharmaceutical research institute and became an official. My dad was also politically turned around. No matter how everyone in my family goes to a small home, it is like another liberation. I brought my mother-in-law to live with me. She has developed a habit of picking up garbage when she sees it, and my balcony is like a scrap yard. Xia Qiu and I also threw the garbage she picked up into the trash can, and over time, she became discouraged and refused to work in vain. The old lady was pampered and blushing and white-skinned, and she was more brilliant than her daughter.

It's hard to believe that the year I graduated, Xia Qiu suddenly became pregnant. We were stunned by this good news and wept with joy.

In those days, eugenics consciousness was far less strong than it is today. There is no pregnancy test that must be done every month, and there is no B-ultrasound like a magic mirror, which shines on every woman's big belly and shines on it. After Xia Qiuyi's belly bulged, I would always put my ears close to her belly and want to hear the fetal heartbeat. We all feel like the happiest parents in the world. Xia Qiu also asked me:

"You want boys and girls?"

"I like boys and girls."

"I want to give birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus, ten perfect tonic pills, all of them!"

I think she has a small belly, not the kind of capacity that can accommodate the world's things with a big belly, it's very good to be able to accommodate one person, and you want to double it? Greedy enough. Our class Huali Ping gave birth to triplets, broke the caesarean section, lying on the operating table, the operating table is like a bulging mountain, the moment the stomach is opened, the doctors and nurses are stunned, full of small hands, small feet and three small heads. The doctor previously estimated that she was twins, but who knew that she secretly had another one.

Xia and Autumn are also in their thirties, considered an advanced maternal age, and have been sprayed with pesticides, in my eyes is a national first-class protected animal, treat her as a dragon fetus and phoenix eggs, I really want to turn myself into a kangaroo and protect it on my own belly. I put her on leave and kept the baby at home the whole time. She was reluctant to pay for it, so she still squeezed the bus to work every day. She was dressed in wide clothes, but her belly was not big, and no one treated her as a pregnant woman, and no one gave her a seat. She didn't care, she tossed and turned every day, sometimes she had to vomit, and she carried me like a thief. If she gets off work early, she doesn't let her mother busy, she goes to the kitchen by herself, prepares dinner properly, and the mother and daughter wait patiently for me to get off work. It's just that I was just out of college, she was so happy that people went crazy, learned from Meng Guang, engaged in a show of affection and affection, and put the food in a bowl to the upper part of my nose and gave it to me, I couldn't wait to feed it into my eyes. Her mother-in-law didn't let her do housework, but she couldn't force her, and she was afraid that pushing and shoving would trigger the fetal gas, so she could only let her. Only once I got angry with her, she actually wanted to participate in the basketball game in the factory, I said that she saw basketball like Yuan Shikai saw a woman, and she didn't feel sad! I warned her that if she dared to play basketball, I would learn to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble! She certainly didn't believe I had any talent for it, but she didn't dare to talk about basketball again. I still guarded against her, afraid that she would go against me to play secretly, and in the days of their factory basketball game, I monitored the whole process and asked for leave to watch. Seeing that I was serious, she could only watch from the sidelines and did not dare to play.