Yuan Shuai and Wu Yong spent their lives together, and they all cooked with Lao Wu. It's not that Yuan Shuai is lazy to eat, it's that Wu Yong dislikes her, saying that the dishes she cooks are pig food, and that she shouldn't be a housewife and should go to raise pigs. Lao Wu's cooking is meticulous, and he regrets that he will never have the opportunity to be a chef in his life, otherwise, he must be a master. Because of illness, he ate a lot of pig food, and since he could go to the ground, he refused to eat the food cooked by Yuan Shuai, even if it was under the cabbage, he had to do it himself. Yuan Shuai was afraid that Lao Wu would poison her, so he also burned and ate himself. The old husband and wife will live for a lifetime. They separated and ate again, only to get divorced.

After the meal, Yuan Shuai cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, put the full set of utensils he will use tomorrow in the disinfection cabinet for disinfection, and locked it in the second bedroom. She even sent a text message to her sister, telling her that if she didn't move for a few days, she might die at home, and she should call 110 quickly, the murderer was Lao Wu, and it was possible that it was Mimi. Yuan Shuai is all soldiers at the moment, in a half-crazy state.

After dinner. Lao Wu was not in a hurry to go to bed, and the old couple sat opposite each other in the living room. Yuan Shuai saw Lao Wu's stunned face and asked him: "You say, am I good to Mimi in my life?" ”

Lao Wu was drooping his eyelids, and when he heard this, he opened his eyes and asked, "What's wrong?" Why do you ask? ”

Yuan Shuai said: "I think I'm good enough for Mimi. I haven't turned on the TV in months since you got sick. Recently, your illness has improved, let's watch the TV series "My Mother is Wonderful" together. Do you see how people are mothers? What a pressure on my son! In order to cater to his mother's desire for his son to become a Chan, his son took advantage of his work to steal the customer's mansion to receive his mother who came to Beijing from other places. Because he was unmarried at the age of 30, he was afraid that his mother was eager to hold his grandson, so his son rented a fake girlfriend to deal with his mother. In order to cater to his mother's desire for her son to get married, her son bought a fake marriage certificate, and even rented an extras as his in-laws to meet his mother. This son is anxious about this smoking mother. I think this TV series should be renamed, and it should be called "My Mother is Wonderful". It is said that modern young people are under a lot of pressure, and I don't think the pressure on my son in the world is as great as this wonderful mother. But Mimi, what pressure did I put on her? She passed the college entrance examination with a score of nearly 100 points, but she was only a few points away from the famous university she applied for, and she cried a lot when she entered the second book. I didn't complain about the flowers, and told her that there are bad students in good schools, and good students in bad schools, the key is internal factors, as long as you work hard, you can become a talent anywhere. But she refused to go, vowing to repeat her studies and take the famous brand exam next year. I immediately helped her contact the repeater class, and the fees were paid. She didn't repeat it again and went to college. Later, we learned that she and Datou had been eyebrowning in high school, but it was not finalized, she chose the same university as Datou, just to enter college and officially fall in love with Datou. After graduating from university, because of her good foreign language, Mimi joined a foreign company and had a collective dormitory. The majority of them entered private enterprises. I was not satisfied with the big head and felt that he was not worthy of Mimi, but these words rotted in my stomach. She wanted to live with Big Tou, and I hadn't seen Big Head at the time, so she asked Big Head to wear a fake hood and get a pair of fake to meet me, saying that she was her roommate in the same bedroom. I was frightened and thought, who will marry such a Yanma-like woman in the future? It has to be Yao Ming! But Yao Ming's family has a wife. Later, we saw her walking on the street with Datou shoulder to shoulder, and we learned that Datou was a man, and it turned out that she lived with Datou. I think this thing is very ordinary, there are unmarried cohabitants everywhere, there is no need for her to come out like that, and what kind of broken hood does she pay a high price? I didn't even hum about it. She has lived with Datou unmarried for many years, and many people have married their sons as early as they do, but Mimi's belly is like an iron wall, and she is always invulnerable, is Datou sick? Although I was anxious, I never asked her for fear of putting pressure on her. Psychological pressure is high, which is not good for carrying a baby. She can't give birth, I just bounce on her belly, and she still can't give birth. I don't put pressure on her, she is in a relaxed state, maybe she will be pregnant with a baby. I even went to the doctor behind her back to do IVF for her, and the doctor pushed me back with a word: "IVF is done by infertile couples who have been married for many years, and your daughter is unmarried, what do you do IVF?" "You say, Mimi has grown so big, I'm a mother, is there anything wrong with her?"

Lao Wu said: "No one said you were bad for Mimi? What's wrong? ”

Yuan Shuai heard Lao Wu say this, and when he saw him glaring at her like two fish eyes, he also glanced at him, and concluded: "Wrong! Miss by a mile! My method of teaching my children is not to love her, but to harm her. This is called doting, and doting can't love a good child. The habitual son is not filial, since ancient times, he has been a young man, and he is talking about people like Mimi, and he is talking about my method of teaching children. There is a filial son under the stick, he doesn't fight for three days, he goes to the house to uncover the tiles, and human nature is very cheap! Educating children to be like playing with spinning tops, you have to pump hard! The spinning top has a nickname, called Cheap Bone, and the harder you pull it, the harder it spins on the ground. A good boy is a product of pressure, just like Sun Wukong, if he doesn't press under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years, and doesn't put a tight spell on him, he will always be the monkey who makes trouble in the heavenly palace, and he will not become the first bodyguard to help Tang Seng learn scriptures from the West. ”

Lao Wu listened impatiently and said: Why is Mimi not a talent? She's so good! What's wrong with you today? ”

Yuan Shuai replied to the question: "Am I good to you?" ”

Lao Wu couldn't imagine that his wife would shift the target from her daughter to him, and said, "What's the matter?" ”

Seeing that he didn't give an answer, Yuan Shuai summed it up to himself: "I think I'm good enough for you!" Let's not talk about beating you up when you're sick, I'm 100% committed to you. I've been around you all my life. When you were in the countryside, you were pitiful, there was no tile on the top, and there was no inch of land below. Who wants to marry you, a poor bastard who has lost his future? I'm stupid, I marry you without hesitation, and even my mother is against it. Who would marry you, poor wretch? If I hadn't saved you, would you think you would have been able to marry a daughter-in-law in the countryside? Save it! Hit the single's material! The more I think about it now, the more I regret that I shouldn't have gotten married in the countryside and endured so much hardship! ”

When Lao Wu heard Yuan Shuai say this, he was reluctant to do so, and retorted: "Rest! Where is there no grass at the end of the world? Haven't you heard a song? As he spoke, he sang: "There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village, who is beautiful and generous, with a pair of beautiful big eyes and thick and long braids...... If you don't marry me, I can't marry a Xiaofang? ”

Yuan Shuai saw Wu Yong talking and singing again, and he was silent. This is a fact, there is indeed a little Fang in the village, named Sanni, who always calls him sweetly and greasy: "Little Angkor, little Angkor." "While screaming, he threw it around, and from time to time he gave him food, sometimes with a small handkerchief wrapped in two eggs, and sometimes let him eat fried soybeans that would stink and have a high yield. If he doesn't follow him, he will definitely marry a rural sister-in-law.

Seeing that Yuan Shuai had nothing to refute, Lao Wu was a little proud, inch by inch, carried away, set up Erlang's legs and said, "You said you saved me?" Hum! On the contrary, I saved you! ”

"What? You saved me? Yuan Shuai jumped up from the sofa in shock, stood for a few seconds, and sat down again. Thinking of the imminent death of a man, his words are also good, and there is no need to be blindly excited about the nonsense of a person who is about to die. But after thinking about it, he was not convinced, and retorted: "I said that you are sick and brainless, and the cancer has run out of your brain?" You saved me? I don't have both parents and I am alone, why do you want to save me? If you don't marry me, I can not marry. If I want to get married, I can marry someone else. All the men in the world are dead? You're the only one? ”

Yuan Shuai didn't want to tell him that he had several spare tires back then, and he had hidden them for a lifetime, so he was afraid that he would overturn the vinegar jar. A husband is like a wife, Yuan Shuai knows too well that he is a bird man with a crazy imagination. It was said on TV that Ghanaian footballer Lampti's three children were someone else's, and after watching it, he looked thoughtfully at her stomach for months, but he didn't look for Mimi to do DNA. Yuan Shuai asked him why he kept staring at his stomach? Is it coveting the oil and water in your belly? Only then did he retract his gaze, and Piri Yangqiu said something inexplicable, saying that he finally understood why the Chinese should think that "all evils and prostitution are the first", and the purity of the human race can ensure the inheritance of private property. Otherwise, men work hard all their lives, and they are all busy working for others.

Yuan Shuai retorted and said: "The purity of the human race does not dare to guarantee that men will not work for others, there is a local tyrant with a net worth of billions, and he died before forty." The local tyrant's wife remarried the local tyrant driver, and the driver said proudly that he only knew that he was working for him at the time, but now he knows that he has been working for me all the time. ”

Yuan Shuai remembered that Wu Yong said that if he didn't marry him, he could find Xiaofang, and added a rebuttal and said, "If you look for Xiaofang, I can't find Xiaoyuan?"

"Humph! I'm afraid that I can't find it, and it's still a small circle. You forgot, the people who stayed behind and couldn't leave, eight or nine out of ten were women, did you forget? Every time you recruit and recruit students, do employers recruit men? If you look around, those who couldn't leave and refused to get married, such as Chen Ruiqing, such as Xu Junmin, have been in the countryside for a long time, which one is not disgraced and embarrassing? Those who know the times are junjie, and they should get married when they should get married, don't hold on hard, there may not be good fruits to eat. ”

Yuan Shuai listened to Wu Yong's mention of Chen Ruiqing and Xu Junmin, sighed, and stopped squeaking.